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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOKD. OREGON. THURSDAY. MAY 17. ' 192.1
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The Tested authorities of. Portland
have raided 11 roadhousea, before the
IWW'i beat them to it.
The senior seedsender from Oregon
seems to be In bad with Atlanta, Ga. .
A schoolma'am's life Is full of vicis
situdes. In a country district of Idaho
last week, one attempted to paddle a
perfect boy, and received as she In
tended to give.
A PLEASANT TIME HAD
(Coos Bay Times)
You and your family and sweet
heart are invited to attend a pro
gram and dance to be Riven by the
Pythian Sisters, Myrtle Wood
Temple No. 68 at Eagles hall
Friday, Hay lKth. Program begins
at 8 o'clock. Tower's orchestra.
Strawberry shortcake has made Its
debut locally. They are Bliort nothing
but strawberries.
"All flesh Is srass." Isaiah. B6:6.
The plump Gnlshevlkls don't believe
It.
i Only 378 sweeties of the male gen
der were assassinated In 1922, by
sweeties of the feminine gender, the
records of the "Prevention of Homi
cide Bureau' show. Love Is a Bwe4t
game, but a rough one, and It it might
have been worse.
IT CERTAINLY IS
(Del Norte Triplicate)
Tho birth of a ten-pound baby
: girl to Mr. and Mrs. A. II. Mc
. Dermid, of Douglas Park, Is ro
'' ported. This Is the first occur
rence of Uils nature that has over
' occurred at Douglas Park, accord
. lng to advices received at this of
' flee, and certainly Is proof that
' the community Is progressing.
PLEASE DON'T KID US
(Oregon City Enterprise)
i Have you noticed the delightful
shortage of busybodics with the pro
gress of the age? What has become of
them and why have they stopped be
ing busy about other people's busi
ness? Their meddlesomeness was probably
due to lack, of Interests of their own.
Life has now become more complicat
ed, more hustling, and broader, and
tho narrow little souls who had noth
ing to do but eop out front behind
their curtains at Life as It went by,
sit up and take notice. Kmpty-handed
and empty-minded Women have been
set busy In Industry, In welfare work.
In club life. In politics and havo less
tlmo to chatter and to criticise.
Resides, wo have more entertain
ment to take up the slack In our In
terest These busy bodies can them
selves drive a car across country, ptay
golf at the country club or revel In
the plots of the movies.
Two things make the busybodies
bun less: they have less spare time
to devote to It. and, living In a glass
house, they ship throwing stones.
Who aays the strenuous age Is all deplorable?
Quill Points
CURSING OUT THE PAPER
i GIIIL HEARS RADIO VNDER TWO
' OPERATIONS Uldllne NY. Times).
Woro there only two.
DKATII PENALTY KOW RIM Gl'Z
KI.ICRS Uldllne The Crusaders).
And lifo for even thinking uf a drink.
CAUSE AND EFFECT
(Stsmbaugh, Mich., Reporter)
. Members of tho Iron Klver M.
R. Indies' aid tendered Mm. John
C'otilhnar a farewell recitHn at
the home of Mrs. William Cham
pion Friday afternoon, Mrs. Conl
bear will leavo shortly to consult
the Mnyo cllnlo nt Rochester,
Minn.
If you are In trouble and want to
get Into mom, rail on M. K. Easthonse,
!,Hwynr, (Const Hrhool Chronicle. At
t! A lawyer with a sense of humor
A dollar is not without honor, save iu its own oountry.
The safest thing to take for a cold is nn extra handkerchief.
The modern girl may be a little bold, but she isn't barefaced.
Some of the uew neckties remind us that long whiskers had their
uses.
The bairgagc the vacationist takes along seldom includes his re
lifiou. . . -
A man seldom feels that way without benefit of a good drink, but
a new hat will do the trick for a woman. " '
That chap who says there is waste motion in all human activities
should watch a small boy with a cone of ice cream.
Nobody can understand just how silly and dangerous spooning is
except those who did theirs twenty years ago.
At this rate it won't bo 200 years until all the people have politi
cal jobs and make a living by taxing one another.
Even in his fright the average householder has time to feel a
lit tie complimented wheu he hears a burglar downstairs.
A wife is a person who asks you to have some more coffee just
as you reach the climax of the story you are telling.
Isn't it a violation of the Washington treaty, or something, for
our navy to use the rum runner as a sparring partner!
A contemporary asks what a third party will stand for. So far
as we can see, there doesn't appear to be any limit.
An optimist is one who thinks matters might have been worse if
wc hadn't begun to elect senators by popular vote.
A born leader is a man who can fondle a popular prejudice in his
bosom until people get the idea that he made it.
The advantage in having a second husband is that experience in
Correct this sentence: "The husband brought three unexpected
guests, and the wife smiled happily as she greeted them."
It is much easier to deal with successful men. They don't think
it necessary to be ill-mannered to prove their importance.
There is a strong man in Indiana who lifts the front of his car, but
as a general thing you can't keep up a front without a jack.
Correct this sentence: "He was a poor man and felt out of place
iu the fine restaurant,. but lie tipped the waiter only a dime." -.-
The dyspeptic may learn what things he can't eat and let them
alone; but when he finds something he can't drink, it's too late.
'And yet a lot of people will be unhappy in Ileaven when they dis
cover that it isn't the exclusive property of 6ne denomination.
RipplingRhurces
Pr won nojon
m-z-
GETTING EVEN.
TOBIAS Gangling came around anil gathered up my cow,
and took her to the village pound, where she's in durance
now.. As soon as I cati raise the price I'll go and pay her fine, for
every hour I miss her twice, that good old cow of mine. Old
Gangling's had it in for me, he's hated me with vim, since I chop
ped down a banyan tree he said belonged to him. lie's waited
long to even up, and see his throats come true, and make me drink
the bitter cup that holds the wormwVod brew. And shall I go
with bitter words and roast him for his trick, with language that
would scare the birds and make my pastor sick I Oh. shall I, an
avenger dread, tramp down on Gangling's toes, and punch his
weatherbeaten head and tweak his ears and noseT Such ven
geance always is a fluke; when someone sears my hide; I find
the heaviest rebuke is kindness well applied. So I'll approach
this Gangling wight with kindly quip and jest, and treat him so
absurdly right remorse will fill his breast. I'll look for chances
to relieve the ills he may endure, I'll cheer him when he's prone
to grieve, when sick- I'll bring a cure. With wary hands hell
brush the sweat from his repentant brow, recalling with a wold
regret the day he jailed my cow.
LILLIAN BISIIOl'
The Woman Who Knows
J jr.----
KNOWS AU-SffSALl-TEllS Alt
in Sorrow or
Trouble Consult
Lillian Bishop
World's Greatest Mas
ter of all Mental Mys
teries. She reads your
life like an open book.
Now at Apt 2, over Mail
Tribune office, Medford.
Assisted by
PROF. LESTER
Nearly everyone who, spends two
cents to buy a newspaier, and every
one who doesn't, kno; how to run
that newgaper better than the editor.
If you do not believe it. ask. One may
not be able to write grammatically or
to spell correctly, or to think clearly,
or knoTr the difference between uews.
advertising and editorial, and be icnor
ant of everything about the produc
tion f a newspaier, but If there is
one subject each is cock-sure upon, It
is his or her ability to produce a bet
ter newspaper than any existent.
To give its readers a chance t
listen to the words of wisdom that like
rain continuously patter upon every
newspaper in the form of complaints,
advice, criticism and growls, the Capi
tal Journal Saturday published its
' brick-bat" pagewhich it is hoped
proved as entertaining to readers as
to editors. All the "brick-bats" re
ceived, except some anonymous ones
whose scurrility would bar the paper
from the malls, were printed.
If a newspaper heeded the bedlam
of advice and criticism that constantly
besprinkles it, and operated according
ly, its history would be similar to the
story of the OLD MAN, his Son and
the ASS related in Aesop' fables:
An Old Man and his Little Boy were
once driving an Ass before them to
the next Market-town, where It was
to be sold. "Have you no more wit,"
said a passer-by, "than for you and
your Son to trudge on foot and let
your Ass go light?" So the Man put
his Boy on the Ass, and they went on
again. "You lazy young rascal," said
the next person they met; "are you
not ashamed to ride and let your poor
Father go on foot?" The Man lifted
off the Boy and got up himself. Two
women passed soon after, and one
said to the other, "Look at that selfish
old fellow, riding on, while his little
Son follows after on foot" The Old
Man thereupon took up the Boy be
hind him. The next traveler they met
asked the Old Man whether or not the
Ass was his own. Being answered
that it was; "No one would think so,"
said he, "from the way in which yoa
use It. Why, you are better able to
carry the poor animal than he is to
carry both of you." So the Old Man
tied the Ass" legs to a long pole, and
he and his Son shouldered the pole
and staggered along under the weight.
In that fashion they entered the town,
and their appearance caused so much
laughter that the Old Man, mad with
vexation at the result of his endeavors
to give satisfaction to everybody,
threw the Ass into the river, and seiz
ing his Son by the arm went his way
home again.
"Please all and you will please
none."
There Is not room for two policyless
newspapers in Salem, run by the con
tributing public, vnlorously exploiting
the vegetable kingdom, so despite the
wisdom so freely showered, the Cap
ital Journal will continue to formulate
its own policy, fearlessly print the
news and print it first, and interpret
it editorially in clear-cut and forceful
fashion for the right as it is given it
to see the right- And those who think
that they do not get two cents worth
in the Capital Journal will continue
borrowing their neighbors paper to
learn what Is going on and what it is
all about. Salem Capital Journal.
Read This About A
KIDNEYS
Troubles Ended or Money,
Sack
Relieves Backache
"Have had kidney trouble and back
ache for many years and I tried sev
eral doctors but got only temporary
relief. A friends advised me to try
Foley Kidney Pills, and before I used
two boxes I was entirely well," writes
A. C. Perkins, Summer Shade, Ky.
Kidney and bladder trouble requires
prompt treatment. Foley Kidney Pills
give quick relief. Refuse substitutes.
Insist upon Foley's. Sold everywhere.
Adv.
SANTA BARBARA Indian KTavca
containing bodies thought to be of
An ancient civilization were found on '
the grounds of Ihe.x- Ambassador
hotel here less than eighteen inches'
from 1?... !r?n". - -----
ALLEN S
FOOT-EASE
for Corns. Bunions.
Tired and Achind
Trim bit's Kndod or Money Back.
For 40 vears. suva Dr. Carey. I
have been prescribing Marshroot !
for kidney and bladder trouble and
new that I have retired from active (
practice I have madd arrangements
with leading druggist to dispense J
this wonderful prescription at a mod
erate prico. -
liewrare of kidney disease thous
ands die of it every year who ought
to bo enjoying the blessings of life
and heaith. Watch the symptoms.
If you have specks floating before
the eyes; puffy eyes, clammy feet or
moist palms, backache or headache,
you ought to get a bottle of Dr.
Carey s Marshroot right away.
NOTE Dr. Daniel O. Carey was
a practicing physician for many
years and his great Prescription,
Marshroot. aided thousands of suf
ferers from kidney and bladder
troubles. Hereafter you can always
get this effective prescription in both
liquid and tablet form at Heath's
Drug Store, West Side Pharmacy and
all reliable pharmacists the country
over. Keep in mind the name. Dr.
Carey's - Adv.
Aesthetic
Dancing
Commencing Saturday, May
19, I will start dancing
classes at American Legion
Hall, beginning at 9 a. m.
Natural, ballet, toe and char
acter dancing.
I studied under Adolph Bolm.
HELEN EODOLP.
jHittson
hasr to offer the
cleanest line of
used cars one could
imagine. Each and
every one of the
cars listed below
are in good condi
tion and have had
good care.
1 1920 Buick Tour
ing. 1 1921 Buick Tour
ing. s -
1 1923 Chevrolet
Sedan.
1 1922 Baby Over
land. 1 1922 490 Touring.
1 1920 Buick
Roadster.
1 1919 Big Six
Studebaker.
WE TRADE AND
SELL ON EASY
TERMS
Hittson
Motors
36-40 S. Fir .
Phone 57
Gates Half-Sole Tire Prices
30x3 $ 6.30
30x3V2 7.55
32x3i j 8.50
31x4 11.25
32x4 11.50
33x4 12.00
32x4V$ 15.10
34x44 16.05
33x5 18.05
25x5 13.85
37x5 19.90
With tire prices high there is One-Half Saving in
Gates Half-Sole Tires
i
Petty's Tire Shop
"More Miles at One-Half the Cost"
132 S. Riverside Phone 162-R
'THE ESSENTIAL THBEE" ., ,
our co-operation
our accommodation ,
our real helpfulness
LINKED UP WITH A
GROWING BANK ACCOUNT
AT THIS STRONG "HOME" BANK
IS A MAGNET THAT WILL ATTRACT
opportunity.
The Medford National
try it
Announcing the Opening of a
COMPLETELY EQUIPPED
REPAIR SHOP
under the direction of
"Hap" Early
at
MASON MOTOR CO.
30 N. Holly St.
Phone 366
Repairs on all makes of cars Expert
' : mechanics only t .
All work positively guaranteed by
Mason Motor Co.
Your Silent Partner
THE modern bank must, if it would fill its place in
the scheme of things, be more than a mere depository
it must be a complete financial service.
It hai; been our privilege to co-operate in the building
up of some of Jackson County's great organizations
in the last 35 years. You, too, will find that your
banker may add an entirely new viewpoint to your
problem.
JACKSON COUNTY BANK
mn hiihii m ii wiii Himr wniiiWiwiniiMnw Italian iiii tmwm ranrrmMi
5 ..SJLLl,flSrjllfc!f.-!
Wholesale Prices!
... , i
We will mount not to' exceed two high quality,
fully guaranteed tires at absolutely wholesale
prices on the first one hundred cars that appears at
our station with this advertisement.
Quaker State Oils
Associated Products
Shell Products
Armory Service Station
Pacific Highway at Jackson St, Medford, Oregon
Armstrong & Wolff