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Ye Smudge Pot
. By Arthur Perry.
HENRY FORD FOR PRESIDENT.
The forecasted return to Oregon
politics of former United States Sen
ator George E. Chamberlain Is a
happy omen, welcomed by hundreds
irrespective of their party faith. Ho
never double crossed a friend, was
able to stand on his own hind legs,
could do something besides send out
garden seed, took his ordors from
nobody, much less Atlanta, Ga,, and
never consorted with organized flub
dubbery for votes.
8UCH BOTHERSOME STUFF
. " (Eugene Register)
' - -. "We have plenty of gold on
- hand," says Paul Wlnans, cashier
"of the FlrBt National bank, "but
nobody seems to want It."
It's a rare alloy In this town that a
black cat can't duck out of at least
once a day.
THE FARMERS of Nebraska hate profiteers but they love Henry
Ford. The union lubor men of Nebraska hate tlio open shop,
but they want for President at least some of them a multi-million-airo
who conducts one.
Try as he may, Henry Ford can't spend his income. lie has pur
chased railroads, mines, automobile factories, hospitals, farms, timber
and what not, but his cash balance according to today 'b press re
port still stands around $200,000,000. . . ,
A profiteer is a person who makes an excessive profit from the
sale of his product. The relativo prieo of that product Jias nothing
to do with the case. John D. Rockefeller reduced the price of oil,
but ho is generally regarded as America's foremost profiteer. Henry
Ford reduced the price of automotive transportation, but ho has
amassed a fortune as great as Rockefeller's in one-third of tho time.
Obviously Ford could have further reduced the price of his car, and
increased his labor expense, and still have made a comfortable living.
"
Ford pays the highest wages, but he demands the highest effic
iency Hundreds of working men have broken under the. Ford strain.
Henry conducted a social research and uplift department for a time,
but he decided the workers didn't deserve it. He abandoned the
effort several years ago, arid today he has no more use for the union
ized shop than Fj. II. Gary.
Ford h ates the Jews. He has no sympathy for the ex-service man.
In Ford's weekly, tho Dearborn Independent, there was a recent
article which was generally considered a direct insult to the Ameri
can Legion.
And yet in every state in the union, and in every walk of life one
finds considerable Ford enthusiasm, very little anti-Ford feeling, and
a general sentiment, that if Ford were elected president he would
somehow, someway solve all our domestic problems, and place the
rank and file back in the Golden Age again.
Nothing in American political life is more amazing and inexpli
cable than the Ford-for-Prcsident movement. It defies all the rules
of the game, past, present and future. Originally it was regarded
as a joke. Well, perhaps it is. But it doesn't look like a joke on
Henry Ford. It looks much more like a joke on the American people.
Ill LIU FOR CASH BONUS IN
DEC. 31.1
Quill Points
"We want stable business, stable
prices, stable production, and Btable
conditions," says Mr. Gary of the gtoel
trust, speaking of the return of pros
perity. The land Is getting back to
barnalcy. .
It is easy to cow tho man who looks sheepish if you threaten to
lam him.
The way of the transgressor is hard. How fortunate that his
get-away isn't.
Dollar gasoline would at least relieve the congestion in the emer
gency wards.
The only B. A. that interests some of this year's seniors stands
for Batting Average. v ; .. .
A Fable: Once upon a time a protty
lady was getting out of an auto, and
42 men looked Heavenward to Bee It
It was apt to rain.
ABSOLUTELY, MR. 8HEANI
(Fulton, Mo., Sun)
Going out of business, will sell
baby buggy and baby bed. Phone
204.
' WRITER SE10S HANDWRITING IN
CLOUDS (Hdllne Portland News).
They are putting ether In the moon
shine again.
The city council cheorod the hearts
of their constituency by revoking the
franchise of the J'vlllo railroad. This
soulless corporation has been whis
tling like mad for yours and needed
correcting.
Another' plutocrat has died In tho
parlor "With his oxfords on, and sweet
Mama pulled the trigger of a pearl
handled weapon.
Here lies the body of Amos Cole,
Who starved to death at the end of
a fishing polo.
What Is needed la a herd of munici
pal Shetland ponies to proceed from
lawn to lawn, during the Gad season.
Considerable excitement was creat
ed Tuesday pm. by Jerry Jerome play
ing on the Dad's baseball team.
tt th- Bon Ton! We shall cater to
What do you say folks, bIihII we eat
tint class trade (Ashland Tidings).
Throw In a handful of carrots and
we'll try it,
A number of young Indies of tho
nation have demonstrated that tho hu-
, man limbs 'can not'be worn off by
dancing, and have more endurance
I than a chronic candidate for office.
.
naha Ruth rounded out a homerun
in the nrsi game ox ino seuauu, um.uo
a crowd of 70,000. This proves mat
he has recovered from the flu and tho
big head. ' i. '
Fable: Once there was a man who could drop back to second
gear without offering some alibi to excuse his .car. . '
'')''. '"
The old-fashioned girl didn't paint in her bedroom, but she could
plan a wonderful interior decoration in the kitchen,'
In the old days a girl was grown before she came out," but now
by tho timo she is grown she is accustomed to staying out'
An experienced driver is ono who can tell in an emergency
whether that sound is his brakes squeaking or his wife squealing.
"Life-termer inherits fortune." Isn't that nice? Now ho can
pet a lawyer, an incurablo disease, nnd a pardon.
' When a self-made man suffers from an inferiority complex, he can
always got relief by scolding collego professors. ;''
A swallow has been found to travel six thousand miles. We
know somo birds that traveled three thousand miles for a swallow.
We are firmly and unalterably democratic, but we hope the king
business lasts long enough to let the Prince of Wales try his hand at it.
Correct this sentence: "I'd like awfully well to have a ear,"
said the wife, "but I think we should finish paying for the house
first." ,
Varicose Veins Are Speedily Reduced
and Terrible Eczema Goes Quickly
Strong, roworful Vet Sufi", Surgeons'
PrvHcrlptlon Culled Monne's Kmornld
Oil, 11ns Astonished Physicians.
Thero In ono slmplo nnd Inoxpon
slvo wny to reduoo dniiRorotis, swol
len veins and hunches, nnd Ret thorn
down to normal, nnd thnt Is to apply
Monno's Emerald Oil night nnd
morning, Pooplo who hnvo pnlnful,
enlnrgod veins should not neglect
thorn for they sometimes burst and
cnuso much misery nnd loss of time.
Moono's Kmcrnlcl Oil besides lioliiK
so mnrvplouoly antiseptic that It nt
once destroys germs nnd poisons
Heath's Drug Store,
cnusod by germs Is such n remark
able healing ngont that eciemn, bar
ber's Itch, suit rheum nnd other In
flammatory skin eruptions go' In a
few days, piles nre quickly absorb
ed nnd even goitres, wens and en
larged glands nro dissolved.
For years it has been used in hos
pltulB for bolls, carbuncles, ulcers,
nbevsaes nnd open sores, nnd with
tho most perfect success. With each
original bottlo which any pharma
cist can supply you,, is a foldor that
Klvca Instructions for use In nil of tho
nbovo distressing complaints. Heath's
Irug Rtore, West Bldo Pharmacy will
bo glad to supply you. Adv.
West- Side l'luimwpv
'It was a lazy afternoon, and other
elements were llkowise art ncuo.
'.WAT at .' thh now TON CAFE,
8ERVE8 YOU . RIGHT. (Klamath
Fall Herald). Why mention it.
NEW LISBON. WiB.: While In a fit
of despondency, Joseph Witoslouskl
killed himself by shooting. He placed
the nWMle of tho gun under his chair
and blew off his head. (Chicago Tri
bune). It sounds plausible.
Dead Baby by Parcel Pott '
WASHINGTON, April m.-A parcel
pott package opened .today by the
poatmaster at Duncan, Okla., contain
ed a dead baby, a tologram to Mio pout
master general today said. An Inves
tigation waa ordered. I
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Treasury Savings Certificates make
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The Vnitrd Slalct Gartrnment I AJJmi-
Saywfs Syttem
Tmsurr Deiwrtment
Waahtation. D C.
Sum-
The following information received
from the World War Veterans' State
Aid commission of Salem, was sent to
the Jackson County-Red Cross office
and is presented for the benefit of
ex-8ohllers In thlB county:
1. Time limit for filing applica
tions for cash bonus has been extend
ed to December 31, 1923.
2. Time limit for filing loan appli
cations has been set as June 30, 1927.
3. Refunding the cash bonus and
thereafter taking the loan:
Any person who has taken the cash
bonus and who at the time desired the
loan but accepted tho cash bonus by
reason of misapprehension as to his
right to elect for a loan may, upon
refunding the cash bonus with Inter
est thereon at 5 per cent, obtain the
loan; provided, that the applicant can
satisfy the commission that he de
sired the loan at the time of receiving
the cash bonus.
The World War Veterans' State Aid
commission urges as much publicity
as possible bo given to information as
to the benefit through the Oregon
bonus law. . All veterans or relatives
of deceased veterans, who might be
eligible to this bonus are urged to get
in touch with the Jackson County Red
Cross. It they are residents of this
county their claims will at once be
filed and taken up by the World War
Veterans' State Aid commission. It Is
believed that many veterans are delay
ing their Initial application for the
loan for no particular reason but
merely because there has been no one
to urge them to action.
Nothing Like Duke of York's
Wedding Since 1269 A. D.
LONDON, April 19. (By.Associated
Press). It is necessary to go back
more than 655 years in the records of
Westminster Abbey to find a parallel
fo the ceremony which will take place
there a week from today when the
Duke of York Is married to Lady Eliz
abeth BowcB-Lyon. .
The last time a son of a reigning
king married a commoner In the ab
bey was In 12G9, when Edmund
Crouchback was wedded to Avelene of
Lancaster, daughter; of the Duke of
Albemarle.
An interesting feature rising out of
the fact that the Duke of York's bride,
will not proceed from a royal palace
will be the dispatching by the king of
the royal coach to the home of Lady
Elizabeth in Bruton street. In this
vehicle the bride, suitably escorted
and attired in a Florentine gown of
Ivory chiffon moire, will drive to, the
abbey, accompanied by her father, the
Eurl of Strathmore.
When the coach arrives the bridal
procession will enter the abbey, pre
ceded by tho choir, which will sing,
"Lead Us, Heavenly Father, Lead Us."
As tho bride and brirtfiirrnnm tnlrn
their places In front of the, altar the
uean of Windsor will read the exhor
tation after Which the Arcllhinhnn nf
Canterbury will perform the actual
marriage Bervice uniting "Albert Fre
derick Arthur Georea and F.llinlmtli
Angela Marguerite."
Immediately after thin nnrt nf
ceremony the choir will sing, "God,
uo ftiercirui to Us, and Bless Us."
The Mendelssohn march will con
clude the ceremony.
COMMUNICATIONS
A Iloquet from Sliawnco.
To the Editor: -
It Is a well established fact that the
Medford Mail Tribune is a fast
growing newspaper In a fast growing
city. "
The Mall Tribune' Is In every sense
a real newspaper. Jt Is unbiased by
any personal prejudice nnd no cor
poration or specIaUtoterest, no mat
ter how strong or powerful, has any
control over It. The news It gives Is
accurato'and reliable and is secured
without regard to cost' or trouble.
Its editorials nre well-balanced, well
thought out, never exaggerated and
of a nature that always makes for a
better, brighter, bigger . and busier
city. Yours very truly,
E. R. WAITE,
Secretary Shawnee, Oklahoma
Board of Commerce.
April 14, 1923.
Apple Freight Reduced.
WASHINGTON, April 19. Rail
roads serving Phoenix, Ariz., were
ordered todny by tho inter-state com
merce commission to reduco before
Juno 10 freights on apples moving
from Hood River. Ore., and Taklma,
Wnsh.,! to Phoenix to $1.40 per
hundred pounds, as against the pres
ent scnle of i.S7.
more
asolloe mileage
with Zerolene
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Few motorists would willingly pay fancy prices for oil
if they knew what we know about Zerolene, which
sells for about ball the price of many other oils.
Zerolene, made from selected Naphthenic-Base . Crude
asd vacuum-distilled by our exclusive process, stands up
better and gives better, continuous lubrication than any oil
we have seen and tested or been able to produce.
One of the best proofs of this is, that a car lubricated
with Zerolene averages 5 better in gasoline mileage
, than a car lubricated with other oils, as shown by repeated
laboratory tests. Even more important, Zerolene will
run a car from 25 to 50 farther before carbon,
removing operations are required.
Insist on Zerolene even if it does cost less. Consult our
Correct Lubrication Chart to determine the correct oil for
your car.
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I,onl Italtlmoro
2 Iloxes for Stc
STATIONERY
Correspondence Cards
2 Ikixea for Olc
Jonteel Cold Cream
Regular Price Bt)c 2 for Blc
WEST SIDE PHARMACY
Costs Are Down
on Land-Clearing
AXP8 13
az. iis r r riiim m i
TOTS of prices aren't what they
j hq fnhc and one of them 13
the cost of clearing your land.
Pacific Stumping the new du Pont
dynamite gives you one-half more
sticks per dollar. Approximately
the same strength, stick for stick,
as any standard stumping powder.
Non-freezing enc non-headache.
Let us figure with you on your land -dealing
and ditching work.
Medford Furniture & Hardware Co.
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If you need a new set of tires on the
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Just take a run around to the
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With the bursting of spring
time come the first vagrant
thoughts of vacation from
their cramped-up winter nests.
Why not plan now that you
may reap the reward of early
and careful planning.
A part of our business is to as
sist you by helpful suggestions. .(
May we serve you by letter, ''
personal advice or by sending
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