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PAGE FOUR AfEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREGON". WEDNESDAY, . 'APRIL 11, Medford Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERT AFTERNOON . JSAUKPT HUaIMi, liy TUB MED FORD P1UNTINO CO. Th Med ford Sunday alornlnR Sun li furnished subscribers desiring seven u&y aaiiy newspaper. v Office Mall Tribune Building. 35-27-29 norm r ir street, rnone 10, A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mall, the Medford Tribune, the Southern Oregonlan, The Asniano 'j rioune. ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor. . B. 8UMPTER SMI Til. Manager. BY MATT, In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Bun, year $7.50 Dally, with Bund ay Sun, month.... .75 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year- .SO Dally, witheut Sunday Sun, month .65 Weekly Mall Tribune, one year 2.00 Sunday Sun, one year 2.00 BY CARRIER In Medford, Ashland, . Jacksonville. Central Point. Phoenix, Talent and on IIlKhwnys: : Dally, with Sumlity Sun, month s. .75 Dally, without Sundny Hun, month .65 Daily, without Sunday Hun. year.. 7.60 Daily, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.60 'All terms by carrier, cash In advance. Official paper of the City of Medford. umeibt putj&r or jacKson county. i ne oniy paper wiwwra cjukc-iio, wib.i and Sacramento, Calif., a distance of over GOO miles, having leased wire Asso ciated I'ress service. Sworn daily average circulation for more than double the circulation of any other paper published or circulated in ' Entered as second mane matter at Medford, Oregon, under act of March 8, MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of 1I news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and im tn thA inn mwr mihtt fined herein. All rights of republication of special Cispaiones norein are aiso reaervea. I' Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. , Another young man whose folks re side in this state has been paddled by his school teacher, and the referen dum will be Invoked to decide wheth er to hang the teacher, or make the kid commander-in-chief of the United States Army. FOR SALE Two span sorrel mares. Broke. Charles Inge. (Wantad Klam ath Falls Herald). There are others, Charlie. What the city. really needs' Is 208 more newsboys. ( LITERARY WONDERS (The Bookman) , He Informs us that "a trillion stnrs were out." The most powerful tele scopes discover only a trifle moro than , a hundred million stars, and - those actually visible to human oyes, . according to Flammarlon, number a total of 67S5 for both northern and southern hemispheres. An observer ln.,Vormont, the scone of tho story, would, mako out only about 2478. Tho Brltannlca states thai It is doubtful If at any time ovor two thousand stars are visible to an obBorver. So it ap pears that Mr. Pelley exaggerated a hit, though Justifiably, so as to convey the impression of a groat multitude of stars. ; The author's Information about the moon, however, is really, to be criti cized. Tho "trillion stars',' could hard ly be out before the sun had been for some time below the horizon and com plete darkness had fallen. Samuel 1 Hod; "a grizzled warhorse of small town Journalism, who owps, edits, and publishes an evening nowspaper," glancing at the multltudo of stars, ob serves to his companion that there "is going to be a full moon tn about an hour." As a matter of fact, when the moon Is full it rises when the sun sots. Nor Is that all. The hero of the tale,, J. C. Avery, on this full-moon night, appropriates tho. car of his host, Mr. Hod, and suffors an accident that confinos him to a sick had for boiiio throe, weoks. Thon "the film sllppod away from his brain about half-past eight of a boautlful evening, with myriads of clean stars showing through a patch of opislte window and a full moon again loitering com placently atop the eastern mountuin." Perhaps in Vermont tho moon is more nimble and Impatient than In other, parts of tho World, where twenty-nine days must elapso from one full moon to another. la May tho sun Bets aftor sovon. On the date mentioned In this story; U must have been at loaat 7:30 boforo Old Sol went to rest, nnd yot, only n hour later, the moon Ib already high enough tn the sky to "loiter compla cently atop the eastern mountain!" I am enclosing a page from the De ' comber copy of the Cosmopolitan with tho story by Fannie Hurst, "Forty five," In which In one paragraph Bhe baa her heroine have a mole on the right cheek and two paragraphs down the page, the mole has slipped over to the left side. This seems pretty speedy work and ought to give our frlond tho ground mole some polntors. In. roading a feature story In tho Boston Sunday Post datod December 10, ,1022, J. H. Milne, in writing tho story of riding a moose as told by Dr. Thomas Travis, associate editor of Field and Stream, make's this state ment: "So then, defeated In one way, I fell behind and grabbed her tall, and dried to hoist myself over her rear elevation, so to speak." I am sura that this is the first moose that ever, had a tall. ; ! Current Caused Wreck VICTORIA, B. C, April 11. Tho wrecking of life Tuscan I'rlnco, Feb ruary 17 at tho entrance to Ilarkley Sound was due to an abnormal current setting to the northward under gale conditions, and Captain A. Chllvers and his officers are absolved of all lilnme In the findings of the marine court of lnqury, made public today. With Medford trade Is Medford made Quill Points Iiaiiieont : A kind of water shed used to direct the rainfall into your shoe tops. Feoplo seldom buy from agents until after they liuvc said "no" fourteen times. Hope springs eternal in the 'human breast; woman never is, but alwavs to be dressed. ' ' .v--. The stock exchange seldom eliminates a stock that .enables its members to trim suckers. Thero is one nice thing about being honest. You don't need to consult a lawyer to find out how. Almost anybody enn write a book, but it takes a genius to compose the stuff printed on tho jacket. People still love art, but now they are concentrating on photo graphs of the nude instead of fancy vests. If a woman doesn't know what to do with a thing, she tosses it into a closet or places it in her hand bag. A normal child is one that reaches its sixth birthday about the time it acquires tho nickel habit. If your job requires only one eye, it is better to keep the other on the job ahead than the -clock. An optimist is a woman who has taken off the extra blankets and folded them away in the closet. A hot-head is a man who hardly can restrain his impulse to make other men fight for his country. There isn't much to a social function in a hick town except whip' ped cream and mayonnaise dressing. When a statesman says civilization itself is in danger, he means he lias lulled to get the advantage his country ucsircu. "Europe feels a contempt for America." It reminds us of a self made millionaire feeling contempt for the college education he missed, That cafeteria man who is advertising for a slogan might try 'Heaven helps those who help themselves." Adversity often serves as an inspiration. The worm turns even more vigorously after it gets tho hook. Correct this sentence:' "No," said the specialist; "I've done you no good, and I can't accept your money." RipplingRhiiB&s ur won ron, CONFESSION. 1 WHEN I WAS crippled by the flu, it scorned my end was n our, and every time I sneezed, kerchoo, I thought of hearso and bier. Uy'day and night I coughed and barked, with dull and sick'ning thud; to Old Doo Casket I remarked, "I guess my namo is Mud. You've done your best with pill and yarb to save me from death 's snare ; but I must don the ghastly garb that only dead men wear. When, t have heaved my final smile, I wish you'd seo James Skow, and tell him I'm the sinner vile who shot his bob-tailed cow. And kindly tell old Mrs. Pete remorse is in my cup ; I scat tered chunks of poisoned meat, and killed her Mal tese pup. And Oroeer Jimpson will recall a certain bogus V; I turn my shamed face to the wall he got that bill from me. And tell Assessor Jinks, kerchoo,, when I the ghost shall yield, that what I told him wasn't true my assets I concealed. Tell all theso people I regret theso crimes and many more; confession s , the safiest bet whon one s at death's door. I'll sleep much better, 'neath the dew, in solitudes unfenced, if you will bear my words, kerchoo, to thoso I've sinned against. What's that you sayf Tho crisis past, nnd I'll recover soont Well, just forget thoso pipe-dreams vast you' lately heard me croon. One cannot keep the truth in view whon ho is racked with pain, and, as you know,' kerswoosh, kerchoo, I was not strictly sane." 1 insist AjVrV- GOLDEN OATE fthjjk Knight's Catsup . Boosting for the Rogue River Valley The Knight ' Manufacturing Co., of Portland, which has a catsup factory in Medford, are boosting for the Rogue River valley, in their advertising being placed In different newspapers. A recent issue of the Oregon Journal contained an ad which showed the picture of a tomato patch along the Rogue with a full sized bottle of catsup, printed In red, with this label thereon: "Knight's Rogue River To mato Catsup." The head read: "From the Rogue River valley to you." Body of the ad: "In southern Oregon, at the foot or the Siskiyou mountains, lies the beau tiful Rogue River valley, one of the west's garden spots. - "Here our experts found the finest tomatoes In the world. Frequent and abundant rainfall in the early summer, followed by an Ideal ripening season, produces fruit unequaled in flavor and quality. The big, Juicy, smooth skinned tomatoes come to our kitch ens in perfect condition. "No wonder, then, that . Knight's catsup has that keen, delicious, real tomato flavor that you have been look ing for." Medford and Roguq River valley people could assist materially in not only boosting this valley but by in creasing the pay roll of an industry by asking- for and insisting on having Knight's Rogue River Valley catsup, and If your grocer sends you anything else return it to him and have him send the home product This, it may seem, is a small thing to do, but in the end it will prove a very beneficial one to the city and valley. ' This should not only apply to catsup but It sliould apply to canned goods, EASY TO DARKEN YOUR GRAY HAIR You Can Bring Back Color and Luster With Sage Tea and Sulphur. When you darken your hair with Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can toll, because it's done so naturally, so evenly. Preparing this mixture, though, at home is mussy and troublesome. At little cost you can buy at any drug store the ready-to-use preparation, Improved by the ad dition of other , ingredients called "Wyoth's Sage and Sulphur Com pound." You Just dampen a sponge or soft brush with Jt and draw this through your hair, 'taking ono small strand at a time. ' By morning all gray hair disappears, and, after an other application, or two, your hair becomes beautifully darkened, glossy and luxuriant. r Gray, faded, hair though no dis grace, is a sign of old ago, and as we all desire a youthful and attractive appearance, get busy nt once with Wyoth's Sage nnd Sulphur Compound and look years younger. Adv. flour, bread, brooms, and other home products. .... Now is the time to start boosting. E WINCHESTER,- Ky., April .11.---liavlng signed a statement in which he expressed regret for "any dum age" caused to the institution as a result of a chapel address In which ho declared ho was unabli .find conflict between the organic theory of evolution arid the "biblical account of the creation" Professor Ralph Demaroo again was mooting with' hfs elaBses In physics and mathematics at Kentucky Wesleyan college here todny. He was suspended Saturday. The statement also pledged the in structor to refrain from official dis cussion of the controversial subject so long as he should continue In his present relation with the school. Cashier Pleads Guilty. CINCINNATI, April 11. A. H. Penfiold, former cashier 'of tho Springfield, , Ohio, National bank, pleaded guilty in United States dis trict court hero today of having em bezzled moro than $997,000 of tho bank's funds. ' Sentonce- was ' de ferred. ' Stephens Doesn't Mince , y Words in Stating Case Portland Citizen Declares Tanlac Quickly Overcame Indigestion, ' Kidney and Rheumatic . Pains and In- , somnia Feels Fine Now., The way Charles F. Stephens, 490 Vancouver Ave., Portland, Ore., talks in tho following statoment regarding the benefits he has derived from the use Of Tanlac Is Just the way thous and of other grateful men and women everywhere are praising the medicine. "While I have only taken Tnnlac for a short time, I have certainly re ceived wonderful results," says his statement, "and words can't express my gratitude. "For a long time before I began taking the treatment, 1 had been been feeling pretty much used up. I had such it poor appetite I never rel ished my food, and was bothered ter ribly with Indigestion. My kidneys wore giving mo quite a bit' of trouble. too, and nover seemed to act prop erly. Another thing, 1 was' in an awful fix from what I suppose was rhoumatism in my legs. The musclos would pain and cramp me something terrible. Borne days they would so sore and painful I could hardly walk, and when I would get in fronts work at night I was in such misery I couldn't sleep. My work .requires mo to be on my feet all day long, ana my legs gave me so much trouble $ could hardly stand It. '' ' "' ' . "I heard a lot about Tanlac anC being unable to, get relief from other sources 1 bought a bottle. While have tnken only two bottles so far, I actually feel a hundred per cent' bettc. 1 not only have more strength, but my kidneys are better, and that cramping pain and soreness has alii gone from my legs. ' I can work much better, can sleep better, and eat so hearty that my wife says she can hardly cook enough for me. I'm Just tickled to denth over the way Tan lac has helped me." ' ' " i Tanlac Is for sale by all good drug gists. Accept no . substitute. Over 35 million bottles sold. Adv. .WITH MEDFOSD TRADE IS KEDFQDJliZy GRASP THIS BONA FIDE OPPORTUNITY Shw ia the profa et iKcbtmI rubier indomr nd tct IMMEDIATELY Free Tires Shipped at Once In ordrt to extend the market and Jit. trilwbon oi the famou KOKOMO -tirea, we ue giving ihtl premium. You Can GetThem Thn ia oot an aamcy proportion bat ict-tofclher plan at buyer awl taller, Writt today r cccnplVte infcAnitica ' about the pedal profil-aKaiint plan the Knkcroo Rabber Company Wattm ftneion-juit tmd Max and addrai on a portal card. KOKOMO RUBBER COMPANY WESTERN DIVISION 1201 Van Nan At. San Frmnrlaeo Soraaa lOf Wo furnish bathrooms with tho most approv ed accessories. We rec ommend the scat illus trated here. It has the endorsement of physi cians who look upon It as tho most sanitary model of Its kind. Modfcrn Plumbing & Heating Co. Sparta Itldg. rbone 6S0 It's the follow-through that extra drive that carries through the entire swing that lifts the ball over the fence. "Home Run" power Is missing in the hall swing or tap. ,4X DeinaHoii a feature of this gasoline UIMJ nkilON In tattV ASOLINES explode in two ways. Some1 detonate explode instantaneously. They depend on a single crashing blow , to pound the piston down. ' ' Because of a tendency to explode prema turely they limit compression, thus reducing power and efficiency. . . ; .. .. Detonation causes much of the "knocking" which you notice on hills. And the crashing blows, repeated, increase vibration more wear and tear. ! ; , ,. Sustained, Impulse " Union- Gasoline is different. , It is non-detonating produces a sustained,, explosion. It thrusts .the piston throughout the en tire stroke, doesn't crash against it., , . .,.; And because it doesn't detonate,' it permits full compression in your motor. For authori ties agree that compression is limited by the tendency of a gasoline to detonate. Stronger on Hills With Union Non-Detonating Gasoline, you'll notice a new "lift" on hills, hew speed on the level, and more snap in the pickup, all due to increased compression and pistons that are thrust down all tho way. . , Sustained impulse also means less vibra tion, which saves wear and tear. All this means high efficiency, which results in in creased fuel economy. So there are several good reasons for the use of Union Non-Detonating Gasoline.' Union Non-Detonating Gasoline is the product of progressive refining methods. Its quality is governed by exhaustive tests. The research of able chemists, equipped with the finest facilities for studying refining methods, ' is constantly devoted to its improvement-- Union Oil Company U mon Gasoline
