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AfEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREGON". WEDNESDAY, . 'APRIL 11,
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
, Another young man whose folks re
side in this state has been paddled by
his school teacher, and the referen
dum will be Invoked to decide wheth
er to hang the teacher, or make the
kid commander-in-chief of the United
States Army.
FOR SALE Two span sorrel mares.
Broke. Charles Inge. (Wantad Klam
ath Falls Herald). There are others,
Charlie.
What the city. really needs' Is 208
more newsboys.
(
LITERARY WONDERS
(The Bookman)
, He Informs us that "a trillion stnrs
were out." The most powerful tele
scopes discover only a trifle moro
than , a hundred million stars, and
- those actually visible to human oyes,
. according to Flammarlon, number a
total of 67S5 for both northern and
southern hemispheres. An observer
ln.,Vormont, the scone of tho story,
would, mako out only about 2478. Tho
Brltannlca states thai It is doubtful If
at any time ovor two thousand stars
are visible to an obBorver. So it ap
pears that Mr. Pelley exaggerated a
hit, though Justifiably, so as to convey
the impression of a groat multitude of
stars.
; The author's Information about the
moon, however, is really, to be criti
cized. Tho "trillion stars',' could hard
ly be out before the sun had been for
some time below the horizon and com
plete darkness had fallen. Samuel 1
Hod; "a grizzled warhorse of small
town Journalism, who owps, edits, and
publishes an evening nowspaper,"
glancing at the multltudo of stars, ob
serves to his companion that there "is
going to be a full moon tn about an
hour." As a matter of fact, when the
moon Is full it rises when the sun sots.
Nor Is that all. The hero of the
tale,, J. C. Avery, on this full-moon
night, appropriates tho. car of his host,
Mr. Hod, and suffors an accident that
confinos him to a sick had for boiiio
throe, weoks. Thon "the film sllppod
away from his brain about half-past
eight of a boautlful evening, with
myriads of clean stars showing
through a patch of opislte window
and a full moon again loitering com
placently atop the eastern mountuin."
Perhaps in Vermont tho moon is
more nimble and Impatient than In
other, parts of tho World, where twenty-nine
days must elapso from one full
moon to another.
la May tho sun Bets aftor sovon.
On the date mentioned In this story; U
must have been at loaat 7:30 boforo
Old Sol went to rest, nnd yot, only n
hour later, the moon Ib already high
enough tn the sky to "loiter compla
cently atop the eastern mountain!"
I am enclosing a page from the De
' comber copy of the Cosmopolitan with
tho story by Fannie Hurst, "Forty
five," In which In one paragraph Bhe
baa her heroine have a mole on the
right cheek and two paragraphs down
the page, the mole has slipped over to
the left side. This seems pretty speedy
work and ought to give our frlond tho
ground mole some polntors.
In. roading a feature story In tho
Boston Sunday Post datod December
10, ,1022, J. H. Milne, in writing tho
story of riding a moose as told by
Dr. Thomas Travis, associate editor
of Field and Stream, make's this state
ment: "So then, defeated In one
way, I fell behind and grabbed her
tall, and dried to hoist myself over her
rear elevation, so to speak." I am
sura that this is the first moose that
ever, had a tall.
; ! Current Caused Wreck
VICTORIA, B. C, April 11. Tho
wrecking of life Tuscan I'rlnco, Feb
ruary 17 at tho entrance to Ilarkley
Sound was due to an abnormal current
setting to the northward under gale
conditions, and Captain A. Chllvers
and his officers are absolved of all
lilnme In the findings of the marine
court of lnqury, made public today.
With Medford trade Is Medford made
Quill Points
Iiaiiieont : A kind of water shed used to direct the rainfall into
your shoe tops.
Feoplo seldom buy from agents until after they liuvc said "no"
fourteen times.
Hope springs eternal in the 'human breast; woman never is, but
alwavs to be dressed. ' ' .v--.
The stock exchange seldom eliminates a stock that .enables its
members to trim suckers.
Thero is one nice thing about being honest. You don't need to
consult a lawyer to find out how.
Almost anybody enn write a book, but it takes a genius to compose
the stuff printed on tho jacket.
People still love art, but now they are concentrating on photo
graphs of the nude instead of fancy vests.
If a woman doesn't know what to do with a thing, she tosses it
into a closet or places it in her hand bag.
A normal child is one that reaches its sixth birthday about the
time it acquires tho nickel habit.
If your job requires only one eye, it is better to keep the other on
the job ahead than the -clock.
An optimist is a woman who has taken off the extra blankets and
folded them away in the closet.
A hot-head is a man who hardly can restrain his impulse to make
other men fight for his country.
There isn't much to a social function in a hick town except whip'
ped cream and mayonnaise dressing.
When a statesman says civilization itself is in danger, he means
he lias lulled to get the advantage his country ucsircu.
"Europe feels a contempt for America." It reminds us of a self
made millionaire feeling contempt for the college education he missed,
That cafeteria man who is advertising for a slogan might try
'Heaven helps those who help themselves."
Adversity often serves as an inspiration. The worm turns even
more vigorously after it gets tho hook.
Correct this sentence:' "No," said the specialist; "I've done you
no good, and I can't accept your money."
RipplingRhiiB&s
ur won ron,
CONFESSION.
1
WHEN I WAS crippled by the flu, it scorned my end was
n our, and every time I sneezed, kerchoo, I thought of
hearso and bier. Uy'day and night I coughed and barked, with
dull and sick'ning thud; to Old Doo Casket I remarked, "I guess
my namo is Mud. You've done your best with pill and yarb to
save me from death 's snare ; but I must don the ghastly garb that
only dead men wear. When, t have heaved my final smile, I wish
you'd seo James Skow, and tell him I'm the sinner vile who shot
his bob-tailed cow. And kindly tell old Mrs. Pete remorse is in
my cup ; I scat tered chunks of poisoned meat, and killed her Mal
tese pup. And Oroeer Jimpson will recall a certain bogus V; I
turn my shamed face to the wall he got that bill from me. And
tell Assessor Jinks, kerchoo,, when I the ghost shall yield, that
what I told him wasn't true my assets I concealed. Tell all
theso people I regret theso crimes and many more; confession s
, the safiest bet whon one s at death's door. I'll sleep much better,
'neath the dew, in solitudes unfenced, if you will bear my words,
kerchoo, to thoso I've sinned against. What's that you sayf
Tho crisis past, nnd I'll recover soont Well, just forget thoso
pipe-dreams vast you' lately heard me croon. One cannot keep
the truth in view whon ho is racked with pain, and, as you know,'
kerswoosh, kerchoo, I was not strictly sane."
1 insist AjVrV-
GOLDEN
OATE
fthjjk
Knight's Catsup
. Boosting for the
Rogue River Valley
The Knight ' Manufacturing Co., of
Portland, which has a catsup factory
in Medford, are boosting for the Rogue
River valley, in their advertising
being placed In different newspapers.
A recent issue of the Oregon Journal
contained an ad which showed the
picture of a tomato patch along the
Rogue with a full sized bottle of
catsup, printed In red, with this label
thereon: "Knight's Rogue River To
mato Catsup." The head read: "From
the Rogue River valley to you." Body
of the ad:
"In southern Oregon, at the foot or
the Siskiyou mountains, lies the beau
tiful Rogue River valley, one of the
west's garden spots. -
"Here our experts found the finest
tomatoes In the world. Frequent and
abundant rainfall in the early summer,
followed by an Ideal ripening season,
produces fruit unequaled in flavor and
quality. The big, Juicy, smooth
skinned tomatoes come to our kitch
ens in perfect condition.
"No wonder, then, that . Knight's
catsup has that keen, delicious, real
tomato flavor that you have been look
ing for."
Medford and Roguq River valley
people could assist materially in not
only boosting this valley but by in
creasing the pay roll of an industry by
asking- for and insisting on having
Knight's Rogue River Valley catsup,
and If your grocer sends you anything
else return it to him and have him
send the home product
This, it may seem, is a small thing
to do, but in the end it will prove
a very beneficial one to the city and
valley. '
This should not only apply to catsup
but It sliould apply to canned goods,
EASY TO DARKEN
YOUR GRAY HAIR
You Can Bring Back Color and
Luster With Sage Tea
and Sulphur.
When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
toll, because it's done so naturally,
so evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and
troublesome. At little cost you can
buy at any drug store the ready-to-use
preparation, Improved by the ad
dition of other , ingredients called
"Wyoth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound." You Just dampen a sponge
or soft brush with Jt and draw this
through your hair, 'taking ono small
strand at a time. ' By morning all
gray hair disappears, and, after an
other application, or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. r
Gray, faded, hair though no dis
grace, is a sign of old ago, and as we
all desire a youthful and attractive
appearance, get busy nt once with
Wyoth's Sage nnd Sulphur Compound
and look years younger. Adv.
flour, bread, brooms, and other home
products. ....
Now is the time to start boosting.
E
WINCHESTER,- Ky., April .11.---liavlng
signed a statement in which
he expressed regret for "any dum
age" caused to the institution as a
result of a chapel address In which
ho declared ho was unabli .find
conflict between the organic theory
of evolution arid the "biblical account
of the creation" Professor Ralph
Demaroo again was mooting with' hfs
elaBses In physics and mathematics
at Kentucky Wesleyan college here
todny. He was suspended Saturday.
The statement also pledged the in
structor to refrain from official dis
cussion of the controversial subject
so long as he should continue In his
present relation with the school.
Cashier Pleads Guilty.
CINCINNATI, April 11. A. H.
Penfiold, former cashier 'of tho
Springfield, , Ohio, National bank,
pleaded guilty in United States dis
trict court hero today of having em
bezzled moro than $997,000 of tho
bank's funds. ' Sentonce- was ' de
ferred. '
Stephens Doesn't Mince , y
Words in Stating Case
Portland Citizen Declares
Tanlac Quickly Overcame
Indigestion, ' Kidney and
Rheumatic . Pains and In-
, somnia Feels Fine Now.,
The way Charles F. Stephens, 490
Vancouver Ave., Portland, Ore., talks
in tho following statoment regarding
the benefits he has derived from the
use Of Tanlac Is Just the way thous
and of other grateful men and
women everywhere are praising the
medicine.
"While I have only taken Tnnlac
for a short time, I have certainly re
ceived wonderful results," says his
statement, "and words can't express
my gratitude.
"For a long time before I began
taking the treatment, 1 had been
been feeling pretty much used up. I
had such it poor appetite I never rel
ished my food, and was bothered ter
ribly with Indigestion. My kidneys
wore giving mo quite a bit' of trouble.
too, and nover seemed to act prop
erly. Another thing, 1 was' in an
awful fix from what I suppose was
rhoumatism in my legs. The musclos
would pain and cramp me something
terrible. Borne days they would
so sore and painful I could hardly
walk, and when I would get in fronts
work at night I was in such misery
I couldn't sleep. My work .requires
mo to be on my feet all day long, ana
my legs gave me so much trouble $
could hardly stand It. '' ' "' ' .
"I heard a lot about Tanlac anC
being unable to, get relief from other
sources 1 bought a bottle. While
have tnken only two bottles so far,
I actually feel a hundred per cent'
bettc. 1 not only have more strength,
but my kidneys are better, and that
cramping pain and soreness has alii
gone from my legs. ' I can work much
better, can sleep better, and eat so
hearty that my wife says she can
hardly cook enough for me. I'm Just
tickled to denth over the way Tan
lac has helped me." ' ' " i
Tanlac Is for sale by all good drug
gists. Accept no . substitute. Over
35 million bottles sold. Adv.
.WITH MEDFOSD TRADE IS KEDFQDJliZy
GRASP THIS
BONA FIDE
OPPORTUNITY
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Shipped at Once
In ordrt to extend the market and Jit.
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we ue giving ihtl premium.
You Can GetThem
Thn ia oot an aamcy proportion bat
ict-tofclher plan at buyer awl taller,
Writt today r cccnplVte infcAnitica
' about the pedal profil-aKaiint plan
the Knkcroo Rabber Company
Wattm ftneion-juit tmd Max
and addrai on a portal card.
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WESTERN DIVISION
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Soraaa
lOf
Wo furnish bathrooms
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ommend the scat illus
trated here. It has the
endorsement of physi
cians who look upon It
as tho most sanitary
model of Its kind.
Modfcrn Plumbing
& Heating Co.
Sparta Itldg. rbone 6S0
It's the follow-through that extra drive that
carries through the entire swing that lifts
the ball over the fence. "Home Run" power
Is missing in the hall swing or tap.
,4X DeinaHoii
a feature
of this gasoline
UIMJ
nkilON
In tattV
ASOLINES explode in two ways. Some1
detonate explode instantaneously.
They depend on a single crashing blow , to
pound the piston down. ' '
Because of a tendency to explode prema
turely they limit compression, thus reducing
power and efficiency. . . ; .. ..
Detonation causes much of the "knocking"
which you notice on hills. And the crashing
blows, repeated, increase vibration more
wear and tear. ! ; , ,.
Sustained, Impulse "
Union- Gasoline is different. , It is non-detonating
produces a sustained,, explosion.
It thrusts .the piston throughout the en
tire stroke, doesn't crash against it., , . .,.;
And because it doesn't detonate,' it permits
full compression in your motor. For authori
ties agree that compression is limited by the
tendency of a gasoline to detonate.
Stronger on Hills
With Union Non-Detonating Gasoline,
you'll notice a new "lift" on hills, hew speed
on the level, and more snap in the pickup, all
due to increased compression and pistons
that are thrust down all tho way. .
, Sustained impulse also means less vibra
tion, which saves wear and tear. All this
means high efficiency, which results in in
creased fuel economy.
So there are several good reasons for the
use of Union Non-Detonating Gasoline.'
Union Non-Detonating Gasoline is the
product of progressive refining methods. Its
quality is governed by exhaustive tests. The
research of able chemists, equipped with the
finest facilities for studying refining methods, '
is constantly devoted to its improvement--
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