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PAT1E FOUTC MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDPORD, OREGON, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1923 i AS INl'W-K.VUKNT KEIVSI'.M'KR t'UbLlKHkl) KV..!tV AITKIINOON ... KXCi.tT SUNDAY, BY Tlitt MHLir'OUO Pf;l.TIN!l I"'. Tli ",. .-1 f ;-u':.l..y .!omiii, ri.m li furiiiil;t .1 huMc-i It', id Uiirliii; h H"Veu fiuy daily rjC-vstiifr, OIllcc Mull Trlhime Hullilli., ii-z7-LH hfurtn rlr Htrcttl. J-Mione 7f. A cntaollciiitlun if the 1 tdiincrutlu L X'""'8. tli" A!e;lf"nl Mull, Ihi' Mi'ilford jiiuuijc, nm miUlliein Ui lK"lllfflf, n Ah'iiuuiI Tribune ROIIERT W. RUHL,, editor. 6. rimiPTUK SMITH, Manager. BY MAIL In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Sun, year ..17.60 Dally, with Sunday Sun, month.-. .75 bully, without Sunday Sun, year.. 6. GO ' Itill, wtlhout Sunday Sun, month .6f Wwkly Mull Trlhun, out: year 2. OH rfjndny Hun,' o.f jiar 2. On iJY CAHU1BU In .M.-.tforil, Aahland. JnrkMunvlll.'. (V.itnil J'olnt, J'IhmjiiU, TnJi-.nl ar;d on ItlKhwuyH: Imlly, with Sunday Sun, mouth ... .75 Ijjtllv. without Simdav Sun. month .8.i ' I'mlly, without Suiulay Sun, year.. 7.60 iJally, with Humliw Sun, one yfiir 8 SO All terms by carrier, cash In advance. Official fnner of the City of Medford. Uffw-Ul imlMtr of Jackann County. The only jmprr Iti'twfei, Kupene, tire., and Kiicnuni'nru. Calif., a distance of d ovor f'" mtlin, havl'iK I'-aaed wire Ami y okitpd Prenw Service, V Hworn dully aveniKO circulation for six li:onltiH ending .mt:i I, ivtz. aujo. n.A... it..,,. .),.,. I,,,, ih,. ,.. ..nil, t dm iir tinv I oth'T imper imMlftheVl or circulated In ,Ta'khj county. TCntfri.'.! hk Nt-cunf! ninnt matter at i Mvlfurd, OrvKuil. und-.r act nt tlercll 8, 1S7H. iekmukhh of Tin-: associated I'ltKSM. . m. Jlu.inf-lfiti.rl 1'riM In nxclumve.1v nntltl'il io Hie life for rfputillcfltlnn of all newK fll:iichr. cr-sdlK d to It or not ntherwlee rivdllii.t In thin r"tT, nntl aleo to til" iiii-.il iw.-wn imtil iKhcl here.ln. All rllitn -if republication of srieclnl fllenntcrfti li'li'tn are nli-o reiu-rv.-'l. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Man Is the only animal that acclden ; tally puts his foot in his mouth. ... The worm baa turned. An Idaho schoolma'am has been spanked by a pupil while endeavoring to do the same to he. .'.There will be no singing at the meeting of the Forum tomorrow un less habit gets the best of a vocalist It the woman who dresses Improper, , Doesn't soon find something to stop her : " From wearing men's clothes, ! The Lord only knows, The It Ids won't know mommer from ' , popper. (Athens, O., Messengor) ; A communication Is at hand deplor ing the "nightlife of our city." The I only nightlife "in our city," is a sore I eyed alley cat argtflng with the Bllvery moon. , ) 8T0P THAT BAWLING, AND I 8END U8 80ME SEED ', (Athena News) 1 Congressman Nick Slnnolt Is - expected home, blub blublttblubb I blublublulu snff snffslntfsllffvg. , BERT WHY and wife and son loft ' this morning for San Francisco. : 1 (Coos Bay Times). Where's what and : whenj , . ' . For a while last week It looked like , the weather would be warm enough I for the womenfolks to wear furs. , . A LADY TALK8 j You needn't tell your troubles to me, I got 'em too. Look at that lottor (that bill collector sont me: "Dear 1 Madam: So you are the kind of a j woman who cheats dentists out of i their money." If his wife hadn't beat I me to It I'd waits up and snatch that slowdown skunk baldheaded, with a smile. And Just to think they shot I Lincoln. If I was a man I'd shove that I letter down his throat with a mop i handle. What gets me is why the i blacksmith that pulled the tooth In the first place, don't do his own dirty ; work. , You toll me? Now got out! 1 i THAT'8 THE WAY I . ' (Wayne, III., Star) I : ' Mr. and Mrs. John Kittle have ' i welcomod into their home here a 'i ''.'little son; born. . Contrary to campaign promises made and believed, considerable acre age in the valloy has so far refusod to plow itself. NKW8PAPER WRITER DIES OF OVERWORK. (Walla Walla Times). Don't bellove everything you road. A 17 pair of socks Btrolled down the Main Stem Mon. pm, with $0.98 of the original cost visible I ' It Is understood tho Governor ro ! celved a lottor recently from local ' piscatorial enthusiasts. THE SMART RETORT (Eugene Guard) John Voatch was arrostod Tues day by a couplo of state cops In a Bulck roadster north of town, for allowing his daughtor Bybll to drive his car. She being not 16 years of ago. Attorney Young fined him $2.60. John told them a few things and the cops said "Sho was a bettor driver than hor father." . ; Miss Bollo Shook has loft for a several weeks' visit In the west and northwest (Chlco Enterprise). OONT MENTION IT '' WANTED Furnished house by young married couple, no children, by April 10th. Bost of roforences and excellent care will be taken of property. Apply Hoi C, Mall .Tribune. Editorial Correspondence SANTA CRUZ. Calif., April 1. Call, fornia is not so much a great state as a great organization. Everything Is organized from Shasta Springs to San Diego and from wine grapoa to grape fruit. California's attitude toward grape-fruit 1b typical of her attitude toward everything Callfornian. If you order grape-fruit for breakfast in a California hotel you get a small wiz ened product, no larger than an orange, far Inferior In quality and I flavor to the Florida product But If you order a Florida grape-fruit you will get a cold icy stare and the infor mation that Florida grape-fruit are not allowed to cross the California border. At least that is whut one California hotel manager said. Alore- i over in his opinion the Florida grape fruit is an inferior product, it is larger, perhaps, and more pretenslous in appearance, but It is a decidedly over-rated product. It is full of pith and air, not to be compared to the solid juicy dellclousnesfl of the Cali fornia product. So there you are. You either eat California grape-fruit or you don't ent grape-fruit in California. And while that may be disappointing to the tourist with a preference for I Florida fruit, It Is not disappointing to J the California grape-fruit producers. It Quill A niinil iiiiwi is tun 1-ftlcr. win Hi s" The 1 mudcrn girl may have her, little weaknesses, but she isn't effeminate. You can't tell by the size of the much the car cost. Among creatures who can't stand the light are bats, owls and bit ter-end conservatives. . It must have been a delieiously discovered that she could cry. j You may air, you. may perfume from the cleaner's will cling to it still. Jazz thrives elsewhere, but out iiess is Turkey in the Straw. The smile of the cheerful loser sport, 'but also that he is a good liar. It is easy to forgive your enemies on the basis God forgives if they will repent and ask forgiveness. Tho. poor don't really envy the his labors without trying to show Matrimony isn't like cooking. they soon get over it if kept in hot Still, if there were no "morons," who would afford the contrast to tickle the' vanity of the rest of us? A critic asks how long chorus doesn 't tell on them as it does on A partisan says Germany is Also for 11) tit. matter, unsuspected Never blame a child for howling. All of us would adopt thai moans of getting things if it would work as well in our case. "Nerve" has various meanings. of nervo to fight a bull ,and another Tho old-fashioned boy who was whipped for playing marbles for keeps now has a son who won't even play matrimony for keeps. About tho only man who hasn't been affected by prohibition is tho old-fashioned teetotaler who depended on patent medicines. Correct this sentence: "It was all my fault," said the woman in the twin six j "just have it fixed and send my husband the bill." Now if there are no more ghosts 314, scientists may concentrate their RipplingRhurass i vi OP THE DAILY THE AUTOS ramblo to and fro, before tho village kirk; I wonder, as I watch them go, what fellow does the work. It seems a constant holiday in this glad world of ours, and all my friends arc out at play, liko 'birds among the flowers. No higher purposo may be seen, no more devout desires, than just to burn up gasoline, and wear out rubber tires. Joyriding is tho only plan that seems to stick and stay; yet somewhere there must be a man who works eight hours n day. Men rido beneath tho glowing stars in costly limousines, or olso in small synthetio cars that cost three hundred beans j they're driving in tho garish noon and in the gloaming gray, but whore is he, tho lonesome loon, who works eight hours a dayt Sad is his fate, where'er he is; he bends to useful toil, while countless autos pass him whiz, and uso up gas ami oil. Liko Tubal Cain ho makes a raft of things the people need, and nobly, by his toilsome craft he cams his ehickonfeed. And as ho dries his sweaty front he cries, in ringing note, "I'll just keep up this wretched stunt till I can buy a boat 1" means money to them, and business i success and it also means that the California grape-fruit rancher swears by the state that swears by him, and the great mutual benefit organization known as California, proceeds on Its profitable course rejoicing. You can't beat a spirit like that. It is essentially the spirit of subordinat ing every individual interest to the Interest of the state as a whole. As it Is with grape-fruit, so it Is with apples and pears and grapes and oranges and olives and artichokes and everything else. There are no individ ual growers, every grower is merely a cog In some well greased organization machine. Independence and free lanc ing is treason. The individual grower who refuseB to get In line, has one Devil of a time, not-only commercially but socially. He Boon finds he Is an outcast And no one likes to be an outcast. Particularly when it costs money. It took California many years and it cost her growers thousands of dollars to discover the value of team play and 100 percent cooperation. But that discovery once made there seems no possible chance of Its lesson ever being forgotten. What California has done It would seem any state might do. But perhaps every state must learn her lesson by hard experience. Points - iiik ih.it. way nfti'i' yon know lum padlock on the garage door how happy day for Eve when first she a suit if you will, but gas smells in the sticks the limit in devilish- not only means that he is a good rich man who does decently about off. ' """'f-i "V"' Young husbands are tender, but water. girls remain young. Perhaps age the short ones. revealing unsuspected will power. won't power. For instance it takes one kind kind to shoot it. in the barn or temperatures of groat minds on other matters. MARVEL. 13 .dim r'.x Lasen-AHome-Made Volcano I WASHINGTON, D. C, April 3. i "Americans are accustomed to thlnk ' lag of Uncle Sam as an owner of vol- canoes because of the array of them I on the Alaskan Peninsula, headtul by j huge Kaimal, and their occurrence In tho Hawaiian islands and the Philippines,"' says a bulletin from the Washington, D. C, headquartora of the National Geographic Society. "Volcan'.sm, however, Is not a far away thing after all. The renewal of activity at Mt. Lassen, In northern California, early in March, empha sizes the fact that we actually have a live volcano within the boundaries of one of our most populous states. This example of one of nature's most powerful forces Is only about 200 miles north of San Francisco and 300 milos south of Portland. Kruptlon of 1014 Historic "When Mount Lassen became ac tive in 1914 it was an epoch making event, for It was the first volcanic eruption within the borders of the I'ntted States proper known to have taken place within historic times. Stones and mud were thrown for half a mtle from the crater, while ash drifted for 15 to 20 miles. Previ ously the region had been a sort of Yellowstone with boiling mud springs emitting sulphurous gases; and a few asltated springs that approach gey lora In activity. "Mount T.ivren does not present a rasp of a volcano appearing inexplic ably In a peaceful countryside. It Is rn the ertre of one of the greatest nnc'.ont lnvn flows In the world a flow which covers large areas in northern California, Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho. Upon another "dtrn of the same lava flow Is situated Yellowstone National park, with its near-volcante phenomena. "On this same flow, farther north, are the huge volcanic cones, now ex COMMUNICATIONS To the Editor: The road from Yreka, Calif., down the canyon to the mouth of the Little Shaitta is the narrowest and most dangerous stretch of highway on the Pacific Coast. As long as the state of California leaves this death trail open to traffic It should be held criminally liable for every accident that occurs on It. Sunday afternoon, about five miles this side of Yreka, coming back from California, we came to a long pro cession of cars lined up along the side of the trull. Not caring to "go through " wo lined up with the rest. No question was necessary. In the canyon two hundred feet below, struggling along over tho rocks were three small groups of men working their wny up the creek each carrying on a stretcher the body of a wounded or dead person. Another group part way up the cnnyon'"slde woro work ing over tho body oil -a woman. Piled in a heap In tho creek below was the tangled wreck of a large touring car. I learned that a short half hour be fore a man with his family had been driving carefully 'along this ' trail south toward Yreka He was hugging the rocky cliff as closely as possible, when at thl.i, one of the steepest tnd most dangerous parts of the trail where the trail hangs highest on the liff, he suddenly realized a, car from behind was passing', him. 'Then felt tho Impact of it against the front wheel as It flashed ahead of him and to safety, smashing as it swung in front of him, his front wheel, taking off the hub cap and bending tho tie rod so his steering gear was useless. Think of the awful moment for this man when tho front wheels of his car hended directly across the road to plunge down over that awful cliff. The erazy fool that was to blame still lives. The stato of California that maintains this death trap cannot he held responsible The speed cop that should bo continually on this stretch of trail, especially on Sunday afternoons was most likely hiding behind some sign board down about Oranadq waiting for some one to slip across the city limits at more than on miles an hour, so that he coulifl Mille t a twenty or fifty dollar fine Monday morning, and get his name in rhe local paper as being an efficient traffic officer. We came on home over tho 81s- klyouB, None of us certainly were in any mood for reckless driving. On top of tho Siskiyous wo struck a snow and rain storm." Two cars passed us on the way down. The drivers of both of them should havo had their licenses rovoked for life. Wo had taken one hour longer to come in than we had allowed It would take. I had with me two men from Port land, whom I had agreed to put on the train at Medford. I slipped into Phoenix at around twenty miles per hour. Our traffic cop wns not up In the snow where tho highway leads over tho Siskiyous nor watching tho dangerous turns along Roguo River between Oold Hill and Grants Pass. His ability ns an officer is measured by tho number of ten nnd twenty dollar fines ho collects for tochnlcal violations of tho speed law. Patrol ling the Siskiyous days liko yesterday or tho highway along Hoguo River to prevent accidents, or help in esse of iiccldcnts, seemingly Is not so im portant. If there had been a speed cop on the highway between Yreka INGROWN TOE NAIL - TURNS OUT ITSELF A noted authority tavs that a. few drops of "Outgro" upon' tho skin sur rounding tlie iturrowlnff nntl reduces in- nomination and pain and o toughens the termer, sensttivo skin underneath the toe nsil, that It can not pone! rate the flesh, and the nail turns naturally out ward almost over night. "Outgro" is a hsrmlrsti, antineptic mantiftrtttrcd for chiropodists. How ever, anyone can buy from the drug store a tiny bottle containing directions. tinct, of Mount Rainier, Mount Hood and Mount Shasta. The activity re sponsible for these large peaks and for the extensive flow took place hundreds of thousands, or even mil lions of years ago, before the last Ice age. The region immediately around Lassen, alone, apparently has preserved a channel with the deep fires. Our Volcanic National Park "A few miles north of Lassen is a cinder cone from which probably took place the latest eruption In the United States before 191 4. , Tradi tions among the Indians of the rieigh- ! borhood tell of a time believed to have been 200 or 300 years ago j when smoke and cinders belched .forth from this peak darkening, the sky for days and scattering ashes over a large area. The age of trees growing in the crater of this cone In dicate, by one Interpretation, that there also was a slight eruption shout 1 80 years ago but the America of .that day, without telegraph , wires and I news services, was Ignorant of an ! eruption If one actually took place. 1 Material from one of the eruptions of I this vent dammed a small valley, creating a lake in which the stand ! Ing stumps of drowned trees Btill are ' to be found. I "In 1907 when all volcanic vents ; were believed to be extinct, Lassen ' and Cinder Cone were set apart as i small National Monuments to serve ! as examples of recent volcanic nc i tlvtty. Since 1914, when It became , known that there was present activity : In the region, an area of 125 square j miles around tho craters has been : made into Lassen Volcanic National park. Automobile roads have been ; constructed from the nearest railroad ! station about 40 miles away, and j hundreds of tourists have visited the region." and Horhbrook Sunday tho chances are the wreck I saw would never have occurred. I wouldn't have driven quite so slowly," probably, com ing ovor the Siskiyous, would have a little more time to catch tho train and wouldn't have been caught going twenty miles per hour inside the city limits of Phoenix. The speed cop caught me Just as I was pulling up at tho depot at Phoen'ix. This morning I plead guilty and paid a fine of $20. J. C. BARNES. Stops Cough and Wheezy Breathing "Had a cough and wheezing in my throat," writes Caroline Dillard, Petersburg, Va. "Foley's Honey and Tar gave me quick relief and stopped my cough." Coughs resulting from Flu, Grippe, Whooping Cough, Asthma and Bronchitis, quickly relieved with Foley's Honey and Tar. 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