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MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREOON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 10, 1922
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Ye Smudge Pot
' By Arthur Parry.
. The third trial of Virginia Rapp for
the. atrocious and diabolical discom
moding of Ffetcoe Arbuckle la sched
uled tor early la March.
A biting wind blew from the so.'
Tours. rve. It swept across the Vniv.
clubskl campus and bit K. Maru in the
geranium patch.
WE'RE WITH YOU POP I
Up OP" GATES has pone to Portland aain. We hope he gets
what he is after. As we understand it ho is after endorsement
for the (foveruorship.
It's about time Southern Oropon had a governor and "Pop" would
make an excellent one. What Oregon particularly needs in the next
few years is a pood business man at the helm, and "Pop" is all that.
Moreover, lie has other qualifications, a great mixer, personal
charm, honesty and force. s
"Pop" would put "Pep" into the state house. No mess would
grow on the cupalo during his incumbency. There would bo some
thing doing every minute, Moreover "Pop" would put Medford and
Jackson county on the map, so if he should get the nomination, he can
depend upon Southern Oregon being behind him, with a tiger,
i , There is a general impression, even among some of "Pop's" best
friends, that Medford's mayor is having his leg pulled. That may be.
Hut what of itt No political candidate can get anywhere these days
without a certain elasticity in his pedal extremeties. It's in the game.
The point is, no one in Southern Oregon can hope to get near the
state house without being subjected to a certain amount of exploita
tion, if "Pop" is willing to stand the gaff, we fail to see why any
one else should worry.
Yfe would like to see a Jackson county man governor, and "Pop"
is the only man hereabouts with a ghost of a chance. It may be.
undoubtedly is, a one-to-ten shot, but long shots have won before, and
may win again. So the attempt is worth the effort and we wish
"Top" every success in his third invasion of Multnomah. If he gets
what he is after well and good, we will be behind him with both feet,
if he doesn't, well, there will be no harm done.
Quill Points
Cynic : One whose thoughts germinate in his sore spots.
If Europe can't raj" us back she might at least pay us back interest.
Frequently a live-wire traveling salesman has a shocking effect
on current expenses.
RURAL RUDENESS
(Eugene Register)
' James Humphrey's friends gave
him a surprise party Friday night
'-' It being his birthday. Some of h i
- old neighbors went from this
locality.
"Who cares what becomes of France!" demands an embittered
Frenchman. Evidently Poinearcs.
r
' r-4 BY
5
The best citizens are those who keep busy.
As laws and taxes increase, liberty decreases.
Iiovc loses a little of its voltage every time it is
shifted.
lt'pays to be honest, but every now and then thcro
is occasiou to doubt it.
Judging by the papers human nature seems to
have more bad in it than good.
.The iuventiou of soap did much more for the hu
man race than th invention of perfume.
Hez Heck Say a:
"Women consider a . hairpin
more reliable as evidence than nu
eye witness. "
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
.A wage cut never goes deep enough to affect the expense account
of the ultimate consumer.
The year 1922 will discover a way to rehabilitate Europe." Huh.
The year 1492 did that.
If ever we get ambitious and start out to break a record, it will
be the one the neighbor plays about 11 p. m.
If the nations give China a square deal, they'll manage it with
out giving her a great deal.
; 'l The matron of the Portland police
'lore is vigorously defending herself
against the charge of parents, that she
Is not rearing their kids properly.
r ' - . - ,
" The com growers of the Middle 'West
"ho believed the allegation that their
tnaases as Johnny-cake, instead of be
ing swigged Toractously in liquid form,
h,..!.. ,.11 n,t. In , m
city papers setting forth that corn is There woulJ be no llouse shortage if an owner could brag about'
avwwl Inr tha human mlim nhr than what. A VlOllSA lloPS when h RTPPR On Vl
'' en the cob, and in the bottle.
About the only people living on the fat of the land now are those
who manufacture anti-fat nostrums.
I Erery other candidate for office an
- Bounces the capture of "the church
vote." Who has the votes of those
' who do not go to church, and has any-
ooayj a line out lor ue auto mecnanic
"and garage owner ballots?.
Hereafter all purchasers of peanuts
at F Wilson's with whiskers to the
1st veBt button, will have to go outside
to dust the hulls out of same.
FAIR ENOUGH
(Eugene Guard)
FOR SALE Thrifty pigs, 40 to 70
' lbs. Will sell you a Scotch
' Shorthorn bull at low price and
: take your old bull as part payment
-RIDICULOUS CUT IX ALL MEN'S
AND BOYS' TROUSERS" (Ad Klam
ath Record). Just the thing to wear
with an overcoat. - ,
The bonus for ex-service men will
coot 2,600,000,000. , It is almost as
triuch as congress has voted without
argument to keep Russia from spring
plowing.1 It could have been used to
better advantage in the rehabilitation
of; the Balkan states, and means that,
the territorial Integrity of Lithuania
-'U1 suffer for the sake of America's
own war-maimed.
His reform may have been genuine, but our own opinion is that
discretion is the better part of Villa.
Now that the armament race is stopped, the only remaining ob
stacle to universal peace is the human race.
j no. planting oi . trees . aiong me ;
Specific Dleway is a good idea, and
will give speed idiots something to
run into besides humans, phone poles,
and each other.
- Tte Hollywood murder with its pink
nighty has nothing on the Butte, Mont,
killing, the keen-eyed kopa being de
sirous of laying their hands on the
owner' of a blue flannel shirt.
RippltngRhqinGs
y.wen navon,
All signs indicate that the summer
aoasoo will see everybody who can't
afford' it, ' rushing wildly around in a
car between the Atlantic and Pacific
ooeani. J .
. A municipal whispering post will be
erected in Haymarket Sq. at once, to
relieve the congestion in the leading
alley. Rumorttsm is rife.
. The Anti-Flirtation Association of
America celebrated its third birthday
Wednesday. Its high-salaried head re
ports unless the evil is stopped the
legislatures of the various states will
be forced to legalize blinders.
THE MISFITS.
IN MY TALL rocking chair I sit, and think about the human
race; how seldom 'tis a man will fit just right in his appointed
place! I see the failures driftng by, the men who've fought their
fight and lost; they view their records with a sigh, and know
the future is a frost. Yon failure tinkers at the law, and finds
the statutes are a bore; why did he such a lemou draw! lie's
built. to run a corner store. Oh, he'd be happy selling quarts of
vinegar, all flecked with foam; but he is doomed to talk of torts
and leases till the cows come home. He'd wrap salt codfish in a
poke, and weigh out prunes with glee and vim; then why did fate
spring such a joke, and make a lawyer out of him! And yonder
grocer selling slaw and pickled figs and potted steers he has a
talent for the law; he'd make a jury melt in tears. In dreams
he argues in court, and hears astonishetT people say "Dan Webster
seems a tinhorn sport compared with this toplofty jay," He
hutes to labor in a torc, and sell old cheese and marmalade, and
so he makes his patrons sore, and every day he loses trade. "Would
there be failure if all men might do the things they most desire,
if every author had u pen, and every poet had a lyre 7
1 What is the dlaUuee 1 botwoen
New York City and San rVanclsco? '
2 Who was pope before Plus X.
3 What is the population of conti
nental Vnited Slates and outlying pos
sesions? ' ..
4 When was Lincoln killed? t
6 Which is the Creen Mountain
slate?
6 According to tho Old Testament
how long did the flood last?
7 What is the meaning of encore?
8 What new method is used for
watching forest fires?
9 On what continent ta Congo Free
State?
10 How much money was spent In
1920 by Protestant churches on foreign
missions?.
Answers to Yesttrdsy's Questions
1 Is the peanut a nut or a veget
able? Ana. It Is a vegetable and be
longs to the samo family as the pea or
bean?
2 What happened to corn if the ta
sel is cut off the ear? Ans. The
tassel is simply a means of pollenatlng
the kernals and it It is removed the
kemals will not develop.
3 Who was the first Prince of
Wales? Ans. Edward, son of Edward
I, king of England.
4 How many criminals are there in
the United States? Ans. Latest sta
tistics show 32.1G9 exclusive of ju
venile delinquents who number 19,863.
5 What is jiurapernickol? Ans,
Black bread.
6 How many Instructors are there
at Harvard? Ans. 800.
7 How long can a man go without
breathing? Ans. Itest records place
the time at three minutes.
8 Who wrote "Old Creole Days"?
Ans. George Washington Cable.
9 What strait connects Lake Mich
igan and Lake Huron? Ans. Mack
inac, 10 What stale makes 65 per cent of
all the needles and pins manufactured
in this country? Ans. Connecticut.
ITALIAN CABINET
TO STAY ON JOB
ROME. Fob. 10. (By the Asso
clnled Prs.) King Victor Kmmnn
uel has not accepted the resignation
of the cabinet of Premlec Monoml
presented February 2, It wit semi
officially staled today and the Hon
oml ministry wilt lo In It plare next
Thursday hn the parliament reas
sembles. Later Premier llouoml vhlteil the
wing and Inform.'d Ms tnaity he
mould reappvar tu the chamlmr with
the members of thi'rablnst who re
signed with him, for a vote of con
fidence whfn ,tbi chamber jvawioni
bled February 16;
t . ii. j . i i i i
PRICE FIXING BY
U.S. GOVERNMENT
ITADVI!
IS NL
ABLE
ANNOUNCEMENTS
' COUNTY COMMISSIONER
' Tbos, H. Simpson, of Ashland,
authorizes his announcement as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of ' County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
, Republican voters of said county at
4 the Primary Election, May lath, 1922.
k v. . , . ;. .. Adv,
WASHINGTON. Feb. 10. Price fix
Ing by the government except in emer-J
gencies, is inadvisable, Victor Mur
dock, a member of the federal trade
commission declared today at a hear
ing before the house agricultural com
mittee which is considering a bill by
Representative Sinclair, republican,
North Dakota, to provide for annual
fixing by a commission of government
officials of maximum prices for certain
family products.
"No one can occupy the place I have
with the federal traae commission
without looking with suspicion on gov
ernmental price fixing," asserted Mr.
Murdock, adding that such a policy
might be the only means of affording
relief temporarily during emergencies.
Declaring that farmers aro unable to
organize as effectively as other classes
of producers, Mr, Murdock contended
that they needed the Bpeclal consldera
tlon of the government.
Safe 7Mk for IIIFAHTS a INVALIDS
ASK FOR
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the Original
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riSubititutea
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Speaks Highly of
This Home Made
Cough Remedy
Says It Acts With Unusual Speed
Loosens the Mucus Relieves tho
Irritation and Slops the Cough.
Costs Next to Nothing for a
liig Supply
Whenever anyono iu my family
catches cold and begins to cough and
sneeze, and hawk and breathe heavy,
It doesn't take me many minutes to
fix up a remedy that will drivo away
alt such troubles, in double tulck
time.
It's no secret anyone can mnko a
half pint of tho finest cough medicine
in the world fur a trifling sum.
Get from any druggist one ounce of
Parmlnt (doublo strength) to this
add a little granulated sugar and
enough water to make ono half pint
that's all there is to it.
But now you'vo got a real medi
cine nlnd you the first spoonful
you take acts directly on the mem
brane of the throat and nose, and tick
ling ceuses almost Instantly the In
flammation begins to disappear up
comes the stubborn mucus and often
in 24 hours every traco of the cough
that frightened you Is gone.
It's really remarkable how this
homo made remudy acts on the mu
cous membrane and that is ono rea
son it is so helpful to thousands of
Catarrh sufferers. Adv.
Check That Cold
Right Away
ASL'DDKN cluH.nwirs stuffy,
frcling in the head ml you have
the Iwyinninif of a hard cold. Ot 1
right after It, jut as sunn thctnilHri
start, with Ir. King's New iJincovery.
For fifty yvan a standard ri-moiy
(or colds, coughs and cripi.
There are no harmful drugs, nothing ,
tut good, hralint; medicines, that git
right down to the trouble and help
nature.
You will toon notice a change for the
tetter. 1 las a convincing, hraling
Utc that the kiildirs like. Good
(ir rroupy cotiiihs. All tlruggul, 60c.
Dr. Kind's
New Discovery
For Colds and Coughs
" Put "Pep" in Your Work. Many
a man is a failure in tusinrss, many a
woman in her home, because const ija
tiofi stores up poisons that enervate
and depress. Dr. Kind's Pills make
bowels art naturally. 25c
f-v PROMPT I WONT OR1PB
Dr. King's Pills
GIM CHUNO
China Herb Store
Msrb etir far rsm. TissAseh. no
srrh, dlpthorls, sor ihrxtt, lun trouhli
kldnsy trouble, itomut tu urns, nsar
trouble, chills snd fsvsr, eramp4, Ornish"
poor circulation, oarbunex-s, tumor
erscksd brrsxt, rurss all kinds of spltsrs
NO OPEHATIONH
Medford, Oron. Jan. II, 1(11
This Is to eortlfy lht I, the nndsr
slsnsd. had very svsrs stomach trouM'
snd had boon botnertd for ssvsrsl yssn
snd last August sa not esprctsd It
live, snd hearing of Olm Thung (who
Herb stors Is st 114 ttoth V rmit strasl
Medford), I decided o get herbs for ro
stomach trouble, and I started to feellns
iisr as soon ss l use a inern ana ioas
am a well man snd can hosrtlly teoom
msnd anyone afflicted ss I was to as
lm Chung and try his Herbs.
(Hlgnedt W K JOHNHOX
Witnesses
Wm. Lewis. Eagle Point
W L ChlMreth Engl Pols'
M A. Anderson, Medfort
B. B. Iltmes, Rsgls Point
C. K MVore, Eagle point. .
I. V Melntyrs, Kagls Point
Geo Von der Hellen. Eagle9 Pols
"fcee S Vi.n.u, sert
CHERRO
Hard Wheat
FLOUR
Wanted
us
them anythlnK
Olierro?
U
A real honest cook to toil
wrong with
Guaranteed
At yoTir.Orooer
AUCTION
Saturday
February 11
1 oXlock p. m.
DR. OITZEN'S BARN
Furniture, including Dresner
Chairs, Beds, Edison Phonograph,
and Dishes, Harness, Horses, Milch
Cows, Wagons, 2 Raddles, Peek
: Saddle, 2 Sewing Machines, 1 Or-
W. H. NELTY,
"''"'' . Auctioneer. '
MANN'S
Tlir IUst ()mU for the I'rlcn
No Muttor Wlutt I lie I'rlt-o
'turn
Wl 4
MANN'S
EXTRA
TROUSERS
"t an now showing a onniplrto new Muek f Mayfitdd Wwdt-u
MilU and Mny'a Tnilorml Paul a, for Work and Iresn Wear.
(IhhI cutiltty Khaki Pants $2.50
Kstra honvy Khaki Punt
Orcy Cotton Work Pnnts.;. , . ...... -$3.00
Mavfifld Wtolcn Pantu, at low a. $3.75
Yonntf Meu'-H Dre I'nuts .1. $5.00
Illuo Scrg. PanU (all wool) ... $0.00
The b-st Wool and Worst cl Pant. - $7.50
HIKING PANTS
Levi StrniiM, heavy Khaki Hiking Punts ... $3.75
Kxtra heavy t. I). Wool llikiiik' PanU.. $0.05
Heavy wright tlrey Moloskin $5,75
Wt have Norfolk Jackets to match MoU-akin mid Khaki Putits.
A bkh! every day or outing uit.
WORK SHIRTS.
lihio and (iroy Shirts .. .70
1.00 vulttt'.
Extra heavy Chiimbrnv Sliirtu
' $1.00
lUack 'Sutern Shirts, l..r0
yaluo. $1.10
II.;avy Khaki Shirls, ti.W
value, $1.00
Light weight Khaki Shirt,
$1.25
Flannel Shirts, sM.) values,
$1.08
Army Serge and Pendleton all
wool Shirt, $5.00
. SUIT CASES
and BAGS
Matting Cases and Hag, n
low n $1.08
(iH)d nuality Fibre Cases, with
ht raps, $2.75 .
Kxtra large KiUr (Ws, with
straps, $3.00
leather Cases ami Hags, as low
as $10.00
Cowhide, Lillv Hugs and Cases
$15.00 t $25.00
Mann's Department Store
MEDFORD, OREGON
Mail Orders Promptly Filled.
FoeUfe Prepaid
1 - - - Ji- -- - ;1 r . . . J L .. ,1 . .. , I . 1
Why Man; Falls an Easy
: : Prey to Disease
. Tbe hoaltU o( any, community Is tu grentost asset.
: The nioulh Is ihd f,TiU By to hi-allh.
A nKlwtl, uncliisn; snd unhvattby mouth precludes tho pos
sibility of healthy Indl.lusl.
Thn unfortunata train of rxsulls that Is rsuwvl by a brokno down
and dlsoasi'd s-t of ttxdh Is too well known to all lnt..lmnl proplo
to need oluboratlon.
letH-ayl ttli not only lnln-f.ri dlrrrtly with tlkf prwmm of
llfftlli, but they fitvor tit proptmntlon of dlNra rmw so Uutt
tho niaa wIumm vital nwlsfjinro Is Hlrrady luWrrrd, If not ontirtMy
broken down, fails an ry rry to diMWso,
PulploM tooth, "dead toeth," aro tho tonth that IhrnuRh tho pro
rrmi of dray onromo lufertod at tho apot of tholr rooU, and whIU
not nocosxarlly causing pain, arc a constant tnonaca lo thi health of
tha patient
Dr, 0: J. Johnson
Painlc4 Dentiat
I'bono MO 22 Esse Mala U, avrr M M lop.
! . .
Improved Service
and
Important Changes
" . in
Passenger Train Service
y Sunday. February 12
MAIN LINE ''''
"The ShnHta" Bchodulea ahortoucd one hour'. '
"finn Francisco Exprcmi,'.'. No. 13, arrives San Francisco ,
t ,8:10 AM. ;J ; ; , .' j ; , '' . .
; (Note: Mora convoijlent arrival time at San FrancUco.)
f IMPORTANT CHANGES AT MEDFORD :
. hi Xortlilound ' ' "
''"Ko. 14 for Portland Lv. Medford 6: OC am. Ar. Portland 8:IB pm
, . Ko. 12 for Portland Lv. Medford 8:41 am. Ar. Portland 8:30 pm
No. 16 for Portland Lv. Medford 7:33 pm. Ar. Portland 9:15 am
' ' Htmthbound
No. 11 for Ban Francisco leaves Medford 3:50 pm
No. 13 for San Franclaco leaves Modford 8:17 am.
No important chango In schedules of trains not mentioned.
i Kor further particulars auk Agontfl, or aocuro copy of tlmo
tables covering all chungna.
Southern Pacific Lines
JOHN M. SCOTT,
t Ooneral d'asHnngor Agent.,,