Medford mail tribune., November 23, 1921, Page 4, Image 4

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fKDFOTvD SMIL TRTRFNT:. MEDFOIiD. ORFiON". "WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER
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Medford Mail Tribune'
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
PUBL1HHKD EVEKT AKTEKNoON !
EXCEPT HU.NDAT KY TUB
MELiKORD PHINTINQ Co.
Tb Medford Sunday tfv.n la furaltsed
subscribers CbMiriuz a, seven day daiiy
Office Mill Tribune Bunting. Jj-ST-U1
North Elr jtlrtxl. Phone 76.
A consolidation of me bemwraur j
Times. tlie Me.lford Man. ti e UriUf .
Tribune. The Poutnern ort-gonUa. Tne
Ashland Tribune. ;
ROBERT W. Rt'HU Editor.
BUM ITER S. SMITH. JUnager
Ouill Points
At any r;.:e two can .-t a divorv
is chc-arm- as one.
''in ''iii'h" t.xjjlosivt s.
itiiiiks tin.- sp.it vvlorv Karl's plans f.-! tlirou-.'li.
Miii'ii hiMiiil always i'lu-:li a i.'ililt' In-fori- sh'x t i n liim.
t!io fruits i.f vii-tm-y -(.iitai.'i the M-cd of another war!
medi.-ial
wl,v th-
Ti..
.all
rrBSCXIFTIOB TEJtMH
T MAU, in Auance:
Daily, with .Sunday Hun. year J7.5,
fjslly, with hun.luy .Sufi. InWLin
Dally, without Kunday Su:i, y-ar... 4
Dally, without Sunuay S in. rr.oi,th .11
Weekly Mall fr:bui e, u.-ie year 2 'J'
Sunday S;n. one year 2.".-
BY CARRIER In Medford. Anhla-1
JackaonvlUt, Central Point. Pnoenii
Talent:
Ially, with Pur.flay S:in. mrrnth
Dally, without Sun-lay Sun. month r
Dally, without H.ir.uay Smm. year ... 7
Dally, w Ith Sunday Sun. o-ie. year V5
All terma by carrier, cafh In advance j
At any
'wm-- LfW.
Still, a l'
I'liiTt uii it "
rat
ivit will rt'lii'Vf tliosi-
vlio
sick t,r:
at many linn woiil.l nft-inl
to talk li.t'-k to tin- pr-a.-ln-r.
Inin-li if tln-y were jivrn an
Official paper of th- i"uy of Medford J
Official paper of .larlu-on County I
Entered stfwit 1 1 r i
Medferd, Oregon, under u.e act of March :
I. 1(179 j
MEMBERS OK THE AHrf. ii. IATKI) 'l
phi:.-.s. I
The Aaopciated l-r-ss 1 ex.-!!ilvel
entitled to the um- for r-imbl a alioii or .
Ill newa dlnpaTch. cr-nlt.-d t-i II. or noil
otherwise cr-ill'-d In 0:1k ,;,t-r and also;
the local news published li.-rtlti. ; i
All riRhta of re,ut,i ati.,i. of eecial
slapatchet herein ant aluo --eiu-rv.-d j
Win
hi
ll a in;
ssnr.
ill 1
las his nwn way, it is ficijii.-nt !y tin- way of tli.-
frai
'tv.
l;lv 1 'iii-lt- Sam talk
ator Kuroju-
s ri-siu-i-l
Al't.-r all. lln
i-nsinn lM-.
lirst ark'iinii'iit in favor nf universal lirotlx-rlnxiil
UNION 4t-lL A 13 rX
Willi
,11 'I I..-
111.
war
trtllo-
i-lii-s's i-niply th" s'-'ipt- nf coiifi-i'i-in'i- iliscnssi.il:
Ye Smudge Pot
lly Aillnir r.-iry
When: llicrc
L'uvcriiinciit '
.S.-.IJIC.
a vi
sha i-.-
II. then
a tax collect"!- in the offini; to uct 1
Thanks will In.- civn tniiicni.w fur
this liailiifol.l lilcs.-ins 'iT tin- year, bat
not lor turkey, uJiieli will apjiear n;i
licanery iiioihih, iui'l(!r vaiini.-i aliasor.
Lor I lie next (iM days.
Kven thollL'h the v.ol
a to sass a traffic cop
hi is now sal'.- f.ir ilcnmcracv. it isn't
nod ;
Thanks should In- given al.si for th'
weather, as the sun shino.i l,ri;;ht.
while otla-r .sootirms of die t;tate are
either iiialei- snow or water, or hath.
Thin is due solely to the warli of the
chamber of c'jinaici'ce an:! the .laeUum
county de!ei;ati'in la the leehilnttire.
It is easy to believe th'-re is a sh.n ta:j
:l what some women marry.
of men when vim take a h
A' conj.'1'es.-iiian says Knssia's civilization can he re-cst ahlished
(,n hroail lines. Jle prohahly means hread lines.
K.-adiin.' that story aliout the
u ill make other oniiles quail.
who was shot for a partriTlire
Tlifi U.S. Illrneil oui last eve.
masse and in prs. ta H;-e cliaiiie Itayi
at tlie C Hunt silent drama !;' l in
No 1'iine To Spare.
Hnssians have started a Jhii,"n
drive to Have Talstoy"H liouse, en the
side, and independent of the famine.
Tills will be followed by a drive lo i:et
Trotzky's pants pressed.
When
slill ami
n.u feel that your mat rinionial
o ahead ami cat breakfast.
venture is a failure, keep
And so the dye industry fits a peopl
can sav that much for the rye industry.
t -
Qarty a iown. has more orrlin.an.CC3-
thaa it. Kaj people?.
A. brook's ambition is to become J-'.
- V - n rtt' iKnA if.-nfl' f.005 ( ; ; 3
''fibril.
''ie Trteoldler's itch, isjosfc abott "fcke worst
disease "that ever wa.s.
The only vj&y "to make a. live "fcowrt ott or
.- dead one is "to let live -mart. run. i"t.
housekeeper's skill is
Judied bythe number'
of -flies she (y)
keeps. -fZWl
X'Zfiat. we neei is some one "to go over- -the
laws and see if it is leai "to live?.
' - - v-, w r-
Lies -tha."fc ain't bpe.n.y
Jtumn- ever-' , -N
d&v. "
v . "''--J: Wf n t
-n .v. a :
for eoiil'lict. Huh. You
insure jot
In the summer time of your life put your money. REGU
LARLY in our Bank.
Then when the winter time of your life comes you will have
the necessary comforts and the luxuries you desire.
Begin now. Come in and open a bank account.
We will welcome you.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Member Federal Reserve.
Tin flint KiilHMii.it-M-lnl c:incliilat. ii
budded, and when tin- tu-x art- altf
counted lie will 1m hist.
Of course lln' rest 0.' us, if vc owned the
h.-;i even if. we liml to npentte at a loss.
The :iid jdehiim an't pliR-kin ul
(.ulKhoviki eyebrowH is nnv irulfiwiiy.
IT'S CHEAPER TO MOVE
THAN FIX THE ROOT
(Albany Democrat)
ItocaiiKi; liailiUinies pet-rorated
the roof hero Mr. and .Urn. .1.
IMank and family have been farced
to move. They are now living In
the house just across t he 1 mid
from their former hniu. They
formerly resided In the John
V.'odtll residence.
The diplomats al Wnshiimton are
BiirpriHlnjf themselves ami every hud y
ilse hy iisins horse-senst! instead of
diplomacy In tin; disarinament onrer
ence. None of the (Ireat War peace
treaty HtutT is helim pulled. Tin- pre.
tutors of I'Ynnce, lOuKhind, and Ihily
are not lucked up in a room with the
president, tradiiu; I'tpoiau lih-.tls lor
territory, on the grounds of "niatchirts
minds." This time the idlc;-rs a;-'
out where a man witli his whiskers
parted in the middle can watch them.
The article temperament nf Manuel
(Jonzalcs. a l.os Aimeles aillst, K t the
best (d'.lilin M011.. and h; threw all hh
wifo'K duds out of the ."id story win
dow. Mrs. (!;)iizales was also artisllc
and threw hliu out o'r the name win
dow. Artinllc temperament s'linetlmes
bolts too hum, and is traiisfirmed Into
1 oimhuickim. (i.males will ree iver.
AVIieii 11 man says ie wislies to cimsnlt his wit'
lliat he wishes to i;el liis wife's iiisti-nct'ums.
would
iiliout it. In
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
: I lanes as the propeller pulls the ship!
forward. j
j f Where is Fraiifl.i Scott Key leir-!
ied? Ans. Tlie author of,. the -"St:ir j
.Santled Uanner" is lairied in the vil-i
j 1 How can leaiocs tie Kejit fimn ;Iae j-oaietery at r rodferic!;. Md. j
means ilryins? npV pi-Hmv larm- are tlie largest plate ;
j 2 What is the common name for ; ulass sheets'.' Ans. They are I'l by 12;
the pmiiie wolf of this country? Ifeet.
Ii.-v
The reason the father made this a jimit eoiintry was liecause
didn't sit ahout anil whine lor somehody to tlo s ellunvr.
Now Hint jurors are permitted lo .sample the evidence in hootch
uses, fewer men are dodi;ino jury service.
Indiscretion : Savin
o alo'uil what everyliody is IhinkiiiL' in secret.
As the days pass, it heeonies increasinj'ly
tcscued prices as they were (.'oinn down for tin
vident that snineliody
last lime.
( iood t lines : " I'"
er up.
Hard limes: "i'ut in two bullous.
Still, if oilier nations saw no chance of profit jn China there would
mi wild ure to save her from the wicked .laps.
.lust lo impress visilinv: celebrities with our leroeious naturt
luiL'hl he piod diplomacy to lake t In-Ill to a footliall iraiiie.
All
Hie I'el
call is divided into three parts, two of which are possessed
low who douliles his prices I anse freight rates are liiirlt.
hv
There's nn iiniltTslaiidiiie.' woman. She will hack a husband to
IYa".ments with a halehct and then weep and declare that she didn't
mean lo kill him.
"A ThaiiUsivlu-.; dlilti.-r will lie
served at the (loldea Pheasant Cafe,
Hint all wlio partake will never Ioik.-i.
Jl pep plnte ala carle." - i SaeraMteit' i
I'nioii). Fair and candid waillitiK.
"Turkish" National Hymn
Turkeys, who on corn have led.
Turkeys, who have iiohly Id.. I.
Welcome (o us. now you're dead
v And in c d.t sioi;.- tutu::.
Now's tile da, and tills the hour.
Throtich Hie mat l.et iilace uc t;eour,
Heel;lliK till keys lo devour- -
Turkeys old ami .mmih--'.!
Who would he a tin key lien,
l-'ed and fattened In a pen,
To lie dcvuurM hy hungry men
Can von tell. I pray'.'
Lay tlie proud old turkey tow;
Let (he yinin ones feed and ::iuw ;
To market they're no: fit t i mi
t'ntil net flu ist mas day.
Ashland, Ore. . li. i.
Cut This Out It Is Worth While
Cut out this slip, enclose Willi Re anil
mail it to Foley ti Co.. -Mil Sheffield
Ave, Chleneo, lil., writing your name
and address clearly. You will receive
In return a trial pack.-iKe contalninc,
Foley's lloitpy and Tar Compound for
couhIih, colds and croup; Foley Kidney
Pills for pains In sides and hack: rheu
matism, backache, kidney and Madder
ailments; nnd Foley Cathartic Tablets,
a wholesome and tlionuiehly cleatisini;
atliartic for constipation, hlllousnes". j
headaches, and s'omitisli liov.els. Kohl:
cvervwhei'K, Adv
(?ipp!inRhi)tnos
if.
vV If
4Vdt Mctfon
A. I
ate'
THE HAPPY ENDING
is rr ljtm
ike the old things,
happy emliii'' when
now my course needs much tie-
rail. "Jt isn't Ait." Ihev
.M(i.( hack numbers I am wemlin.'
though they're stale; and I admire th
I wade tliroiie.h a slii rinu' tale
lemiinir, since critics at old method
" l"'-"ii. I lie way all stories used to cease; the villain always
li'.Med out badly, tlm hero we,l the vicar's ni, , and packed liis
trunks with eems ami Kindly went honey inooninu' oft' to (ircecc."
Art is a 1 1 1 i 1 1 vr of pomp mid el. try, and I'm its booster and ils
1 ,',ili' '''at Art is hunky-dory, my throbbiii! eulogies
ascend; and y, I 1 do no) like a story that does not have a cheerful
end. The methods of the old lime masters were "nod eiioitirh to
' y u'liidcs; they soaked their heroes in disasters until disasters
stained their hides; but in the end the smilim,' payors united them
to bloomine; brides. The heroes suffered for a season, till Chap
ter Twenty-four or five ; the dupes of uile and crime ami treason,
they wondered why they were alive; but ill the end they had
no fleas on, and they bc.Mn o bloom and thrive. The villains for
a time were 'winners, all things appeared o e. their way; they
fed their works with cosily dinners, and drank (-old bottles from
Cathay; but retribution smashed these sinners, to Tyburn tree
they rode away. The highbrow s doubt less I'm offoudm' 1icn I
l"t thoiiL'hls like these prevail; and Art. perhaps, in ire is len.l.'lie;
her help to hae me pul in jail: but l admire the happy cndinir
v hen l p. ruse a si irrin-' tale '.
:! What city in this country is the !
etehth largest?
-I What was the' last state t.) he j
admitted to the union?
5 what is China's "Fourth of
July"?
II Which is the larger, tlie Panama
ernal or the Suez canal?
7 What is the estimated population
of the world? j
s What is the debt of the United,
States per person today?
0 What is the per capita Hritish I
debt?
Hi What i ; the farthest Uabe ltnth
ever hit a ball?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 What does "M. C." stand for?
Ans. Member of tlie c:in.sTess. j
1' How did the name moonshine I
come to be attached .lo liiinor illicitly J
made? Ans. The term was first ap-
plied lo wtiite Frcm-li brandy siinii;
Kleil to Ktu;land. This was received '
by way of the white coasts of Kent j
and Sussex by inootillirht. j
:'. When only sh-tuld hath he used?;
Ans. Il;ith should lie used only with i
reference to twu persons or objects.
1 Which Is correct. "He died from ;
poisoning" or "He died of poisoning"? j
Ans. He died of poisoning. j
a What Is the nickname for .Men-1
tana: Ans. "Stub Toe State." j
('. What county is la the middle of I
Kn.slandr? Ans. Warwickshire. I
7 What two countries have had
7.uO.) cai tluiuake shocks in the last i
fifty years? Ans. Japan and Italy. I
N Does a propeller of an airplane
lift the plane? Ans. The plane is lift-j
cil by the resistance of air auainst the
Total registration for army
the United States was i'1.2.'!l."
draft ia;
j CREAM CLEARS A
STUEFED-UP HEAD
Instantly Opens Every Air
Passage Clears Throat Too. I
It" your nostrils arc clopped and your
head is stuffed because 01 nasty catarrh
or a cold, apply a little p.ure, anti-epiic
cream into your nostrils. It penmates
through every air passage, sowliim; and
lieal ing swollen, inflamed iv.'- inlirancs
and you get instant relief.
Try this. Get a small botile of i-V.-Cream
Balm at any drusr Mtip,'. 'r.:r
cKcccd imstrih, open right u.: ynir
head is clear ; no more hawkuij.1 .r
snuitlinjr. Count fifty. All the Mtitlfi
ness, dryness, struggling for breath is
gon. Vuu iccl fine.
CHERRO CHIMES
We'll cure your husbands, largo and
small,
We've pit the flour (o Iced you all,
( hei-io is made by mills out west.
The wheat i.s raise I by farmers
brt.
CHERRO
A flour of hard wheat blond
For family use.
At your grocer's soon.
(To lie continued.)
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YOUR FAMILY CIRCLE
'.'"lie 'riiaiiksoj ywjz lioliiliiy ;ilways liriim-s
with it tlic'tii.niu'hr ( "Ikiiii.-." an. I all the
iiiciiitirii's ( !iilr;ic-cil in that wonl.
'I'ludi.t;li a rented lnnise may t'livnisli a fine
seltinu' I'm- family fotivities. it is lmt iiiiite
the same as the mie vmi nwn. 'arti.'iilar!"
if luiiiuhl !' yniti' own effi.rts.
The first National has seen many patrons
I'li.v li.'mes thi'diioh intellio'ent savin"-, -iUU
lias aih iseM some o! tiiem enn.-erninL
i tv. "
ii'op
BERT'S BRAND
TAMALES
On sale at following places
STAR MEAT MARKET
Main Street
DE VOE'S
Main and Oakdalo
MEDFORD FISH MARKET
GUSHER CAFE
R. P. PORTER
Ashland, Ore.
DR. RICKERT
tin
' 4
Eye3 Scientifically Tested
ind Glasses Properly Fitted
NO DKOI'S l'SK
Broken Lonwn Accurately Duplicated
FACTOHY ON PUEMISKS
SflK K. Main. I!twtir.
Personal Engraved
Greeting Cards
No Orders Taken
After December 1st
SWEM'S STUDIO
ID
Miller's New
Radiator Shop
Radiators Fenders
Body Work
lS X. (Jrnpo
Phone nr.O-11
ASK FOR
Top Notch Flour
A hard wheat blend, it
is scientifically made,
and bakes a white loaf,
which does not dry out.
Endorsements come in
every day on "Top
Notch" flour.
OUR
Whose Birthday
This Week?
i
s.''.V.'Vftn'iM iSKL It1 1
Minioiini' di'ar o yoti $ a year
nldt'i- today. Help uaso the
fliRht of ti-.nc with a ronimn-liraiH-o
of nature's most exqui
site ol'lVrinss hciuitiful cut
flnwpi-s or a nlant or fern a
sift eloqiu-nt of si-nti-.nent.
Maddox & Bonney
1 '" Main St. Hume :(7 1
Wo deliver
&w First National Bank
nr.LlFORD OREGON
Snowy Butte Flour isiIS!5SlSr
" ClninB and try liia Hprlv
An excellent pastry and
family flour, is made
from Rogue River Val
ley wheat, the oldest
label in Southern Orp.
Igon.
GIM CHUNG
China Herb Store
Herb cure ror earacr.f, neaaacbe, cat
rrh, .llplhi-rla, sore throat, lino? ironbln.
kidney tronblt-, Btoniacb troutoe. neart
trouble, t-lilllu and fever, cramp?, couftbs,
pour eti'culatioii, carbuncles, tumorn.
cracked breast, cures all kinds of goiters.
NO Ol'KHATIONS.
Medford. Oreeron, Jan. 13. 1917.
This Is to certify that I, the under
signed, bad very nevere. stomach trouble
nirt had been bothered for several years
and last AuRiist not expected to
live, and hearing of Cilm ChutiB (whose
Herb store Is nt 214 South Front strwt,
M.dfnr.l). I decided o cet herbs for my
tom;H-h trouble. .. n.l I M-ifUM to feellne
and tnnav
heartily tecom-
as to Bee
irarlo
tine'il V II loiivuieu
,'it:H.wcs:
Wm. Lewis. Engle Point.
I.. Chll.lreth, Eacle Point.
M. A. Anderson. Medford.
te. R Holmes, Kaclo Tolnt.
l . K. Moore, Kacle Point.
J. . Mclntyre. I.-aelo Point.
ti". ?.ll'r H-llen. KaKle Point.
1hM Meri... Kto Point
FREE BRUSHES
im- to i:cry Home
Central Point Mills , FULLER BRUSH 00
O r. o n J! s- I.M..-, V. Main i
"y r. o. Krandon i
onnty lioiMoxi-ntathn