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POULTRY ■ — and Dairy Produce o f all kinds w a n ted . W r it e fo r our CASH OFFER ■¡ BIG GRAIN CROP WORTH MILLIONS Pcarson-Page Co. * o 2I gun . d ! SECOND-HAND MACHINERY F o u g h t, sold and exch a n ged : «-nginea. boi era. saw m ills, etc. Send fo r Stock L is t arid P r jet* T H E J. E . M A R T I N CO .. t>3 1st St.. P o rtla n d . O r. DAISY FLY KILLER K SY ST iffitt fl.os. Neat. dean, or namental, convenient, cl .cap. L a s t s a l l s e a s o n . M a ile d metal, can’tspuh r tip ever ; will n. t . i l « Ir.j u rc anyth i n f . Guaranteed effective. Eold t y dealers, of 6 sent by express pro* paid for $1. UAB/v. n xoo J)«2Alb A t «.. Brooklyn, X. £ SECRET SERVICE! “ H o w to B rea k In to th e D e te c tiv e G a m e’ ’ w ith c o m p le te p ra c tic a l a d v ic e about secu rin g positions, b y ^ a m o u s d e te c tiv e , e n d u r e d by au th orities. 50c. A s ia tic P a c ific A gen cy, P o rtla n d , O regon . OPPORTUNITY IS HERE TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. Csuhj on h « . 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"But stories have been over worked.” "How about a little song now and then?” “ No. They've had songs, too. You've got to give people something new.” “ Well, I’m willing to do my part. Maybe I might tango a little.”— Wash ington Star. Only a Guess. At an evening party a very elderly woman was dancing with a young partner. A stranger approached Doug las Jerrold, who was looking on, and said: “ Pray, sir, can you tell me who is the young man dancing with that elderly woman?" “ One of the humane society, I should think," replied Jerrold.— Kan sas City Star. The Psychological Moment. “ How is it, colonel,” asked the hope ful young bunko steerer, addressing the hoary-headed master of the craft, “ that you have always been successful in picking out juicy suckers and never have to waste time on unprofitable subjects?” “ I simply wait till I hear a man say he is a pretty good judge of human nature,” replied the veteran, "and then I know he is just what I am looking for.”— Punch. Tough One. Old Scotch Woman.-—The last steak I got frae ye I could hae soled ma boots wi’ it. Butcher—And why did ye no dae it? Woman— So I wid if I could hae got the pegs tae gang through it.— Boston Transcript Parting Shot. Book Agent— Could I have your sub scription for this book? Stout Gentleman—Get out! You can’t sell me any book! Book Agent (making for the door) — I suppose the only thing you read is a bill of fare.— London Opinion. Couldn’t Pina It. "Mary, why didn't you sound the dinner gong?” "Please, ’m, I couldn't find it.” "Why, there it is on the hall table!” “ Please, 'm, you said this morning that was the breakfast gong.”— The Sketch. Her Explanation. Jack— Bridget, did my wife Just come in? Bridget— No, sir. That's the parrot you hear a-hollering.—Judge. Restless Nature. W ife— I would like to see a time when there was nothing to do. Hub— Well, if there was I’ll be hanged if you'd do it.— Boston Trans cript. A yard Is enough for a kiss, says a movies censor. A cozy corner is am ple. Why fill a whole yard? A 30,000 acre vanilla plantation Is planned for the island of Tahiti. [ t h e SHORT 1 CUT TO HEALTH | I is by way of the Stomach, Liver and Rowels. Keep I these orpans strong and ac- 8 tive bo use of I | HOSTETER’S \ Stomach Bitters and you possess the secret I o f continued good health. I It is for Poor Appetite, In digestion. Cramps. Consti- pation and Biliousness. ■ I I r . ______________ r. n . V. N& 2 f . ’ I « W ' H K X w r it t a r tA advertiser*, t io r thl* p «*** t . I plea»* 3 I 353 Hindus Give Up Fight to Be Landed in Canada Vancouver, B. C.— British Columbia finished with its vexing Hindu problem Wednesday, but it is possible that an other one was set up for the Indian empire, when 353 Hindus, on board the steamer Komagata Maru, aban doned their fight for admission to Canada and agreed to go back home. They have been here over a month, Great, aren’t they boy? Wade is doing a lot for us whz,n and the Komagata Maru was specially ho furnishes these free Blue-Prints, made up just special for chartered to bring them from India the size barn we figure on building. Harvesting Returns From Early by way of Japan. Their stay has It shows us how Sections Point to Excellent been marked by plots to assassinate Quality o f Grain. j the local immigration officers, not J traceable to anyone on the boat, and : by all possible legal proceedings. j The season is now far enough ad- They were refused permission to j vanced to make it almost certain that land, because they did not come direct w ill d ou b le our barn arui d a iry efficien cy— m ak e ou r cow s h ea lth y and c on ton ted — tu rn barn chorea in to a real pleasu re I the cereal crops of the Pacific North- ly from India, because they did not P o r te r 's P e r fe c t Barn E q u ip m en t inclu des th e moat com p lete lin e o f S teel Stalls. Stanchions. F eed and L it t e r C a rrie rs an 1 H av j west will be safely gathered. The ! have $200 apiece required by the im Tools m an u factu red . progress also is sufficient to enable migration laws and because they were grain men to estimate with a degree held to be common laborers, liable to W R IT E FOR T H E SE FREE BLUE-PRINTS T O D A Y ! of closeness the yields of the leading become public charges and hence not I f you flg u r o o n build in * a barn M on. .* n d fo r th em — it w ill I grains. not o b lig a te y o u ! C lip and All ou t Coupon, p in n in g it to entitled to admission. READING THE BIBLE THROUGH R. M. ahtiot that g i v r . aiza o f barn you A su re on. O ur estim a tin g That the wheat crop o f the three Whether the men on the boat ex W a d e A Co. d e p a rtm e n t w ill th en w ork ou t a sp ecial, in dividu al plan A tted to yo u r requ irem en ts. 323 H a w th orn e states will break all previous records pected to be allowed to land or not One May Go Through Holy Book In W h eth er you fig u re on b u ild in g a H am soon or is conceded by nearly every grain au cannot be learned definitely. Their Sixty Hours at Ordinary Pulpit Portland, Ore. not. m ail coupon fo r B ig F R E E B A R N K Q L 1 P - thority in the Northwest. The gener- coming is said to have been financed Rate, Says Dr. Morgan. M E.NT ! al estimate now is 65,000,000 bush- by wealthy Hindus unfavorable to ma without , C 'A T A - Ü Yiznd obligation or coat LOU. I els for Oregon, Washington and Idaho. English rule on the theory that if they w h a te v e r F K K EC B lu e Dr. Campbell Morgan, lecturing re- l'rtnla ui Harn— approalm ata The crop in these states last year was got in it would open the door for :ently at Sheffield, arrested his audi alza attached. Sand ma P o rte r F R E E Harn | almost 56,000,000 bushels. Earlier in others, and if they were excluded, ence by the statement that "the whole O ldevt A l i l i L a r v e * ! ln le p em ien l E qu ipm ent Catalogua. the season grain dealers believed the what they would have to say on reach Bible may be read through at ordi W h u lM a ly r* o f F a rm M a c h in e ry in th * P a c ific N o rth w e s t Northwest would produce 70,000,000 ing home would not make the path of nary pulpit rate In 60 hours, or in six j bushels of wheat, but it is thought the government any smoother. One weeks, giving an hour and a half each Addn they overestimated the crop, as is report was that the men on the boat Jay.” frequently done in seasons of great were picked purposely from districts In proof. Doctor Morgan told a good promise. known for their loyalty to the British story. When staying in New York The First Country Theater. Close watch has been kept on the in order to disaffect them. 11s host, the manager of the Manhat the leading merchants The Agricultural College of Fargo, growth and maturing o f the plant in Gurdit Singh, the wealthy leader, tan bank, challenged the doctor’s W h y do o f Portland and the North N. D., has opened what is said to be the leading wheat sections, and the instructed his counsel unconditionally statement. west call upon BE H N K E -W ALK E K the first little country theater in the exporters are satisfied that their esti to arrange for the return of the Koma BUSINESS COLLEGE for thor “ I asked him to try it.” said Dr. United States. The performances are mates are nearly correct, and they are gata Maru. The ship’s owners ordered Morgan, humorously adding, "for it to be given by students, former stu oughly competent, well-trained help? preparing to do business on these fig her back a week ago, but the captain would at least get my friend through dents and neighbors. Interesting, sig 843 firms have called on us for one ures. or more stenographers or bookkeep dared not sail, fearing his passengers tis Bible once.” nificant, short plays, American and ers since Aug. 1, 1913. Over 290(1 of Harvesting returns are beginning would be unruly. European, are to he produced In this Some time after the banker met our students are holding luciative little theater and the successful pieces to come in from the early sections, and Doctor Morgan, and, referring to the positions in Portland alone. L it us are to be taken "on the road” and not only bear out the estimates o f the shallenged statement, said: "You prepare you and furnish you a po given in other towns and villages in yield, but for the most part point to Banking Laws In Western were wrong, you know.” sition when competent. the state. an exceedingly good quality of grain. "How far was 1 out?" asked the States Severely Criticised That this will promote noighborli- The barley crop o f the Northwest is Write—no trouble to answer. loctor. ness, true community life, social inter also excellent ana will, it is believed, Atlantic City, N. J. — Montana, course and wholesome recreation, THE CALI. OF THE "Twenty hours,” said the manager, fully equal the large outturn of last i Utah, Washington and other Western 'for 1 have read by Bible through hardly needs emphasizing. Fargo may year. The oats crop is excellent, but states must make radical changes in rom end to end, and it took me ex-' be proud of its idea. Us example. in the grain trade the vield is not es , their banking laws before the new cur ictly 40 hours." must he answered by office help trained There arc few rural communities In which a little enterprise and coopera timated up to last year’s total, as the rency system can become generally BUSINESS COLLEGE, "But," replied Doctor Morgan. “ I to execute the command promptly. acreage is some of the important oats effective, according to speakers who said at pulpit rate, not bank man By placing yourself under the guid tion, with perhaps a little aid from Portland, Oregon ance of our expert teachers, you can be the extension department of the state districts has been reduced. addressed the National association of ner's rate!" trained in all departments o f office university, could not make life pleas Opening prices have not been estab Supervisors of State banks at their work ready to respond to the man anter and give it zest, variety and new lished definitely in any o f the cereal annual convention here. Deceived. ager’s call instantly. Write for cata meaning.—Chicago Record-Herald. The Idaho bean crop covers 6500 lines. The wheat market has been It was pointed out that the banking An accident had occurred. A stag- log today. A position guaranteed. acres, and there are prospects for a unsettled by the downward course of laws of several Western common* She Told Him What to Do. ng had given away, and two carpen- good crop of pork to go with them. B E U T E L B U S IN E S S C O L L E G E values at Chicago and Liverpool. The wealths forbid the investment o f the The Cortland Spectator tells of n :ers working on it fell to the ground. Eastern and foreign markets were funds of state chartered banks in Tacoma, Washington. young gentleman with a very plain 3ne was seriously injured; the other, A millionaire rescued four people in affected adversely by the promise of a stocks of any description. face who was rather annoyed because Wisconsin, but the trust busters will In this inhurt, immediately went to his as 900,000,000 bushels wheat crop in the there is a conflict between federal and his view of the stage was obstructed Mental Reserve. declare they owed him money or some sistance. The usual crowd quickly by the hat of a pretty girl who was United States, and in the Northwest, state banking laws. "Gentlemen, I can't lie about the sitting in front of him in the gallery. thing. jathered. this weakness was reflected in the A feature of the session was an at One woman asked In a loud voice: horse; he is blind in one eye,” said Wishing to get a glimpse of the per lower bids put out by dealers for late tack on private bankers and the laws 'Where Is the other man that was the auctioneer. formance, he plucked up courage and. delivery. More than half a million which permit their existence by Ed The horse was soon knocked down In a nervous voice, exclaimed: "See RESINOL CLEARS hurt?” to a citizen, who had been greatly here, miss, 1 want to look as well as bushels, however, have been bought ward H. Doyle, banking commissioner PIMPLY, BLOTCHY SKINS “There he Is. holding the Injured struck by the auctioneer's honesty. for early shipment and prices averag for Michigan, in which he was support | you.” man," said a voice. After paying for the horse he said: Pimples and blackheads disappear, ing about 80 cents at tidewater have ed by several others. "Oh, do yer?” she replied In a rich Mr. Doyle “ Oh, yes! See how his cheek Is “ You were honest enon-h to toll been paid. Cockney accent, as she turned round red, rough, ugly complexions become pleaded for direct co-operation be puffed eut!” that this animal is blind in one eye. and looked hint square in the eye. clean, clear, and velvety, and hair As soon as the world’s markets are tween the comptroller o f the currency The uninjured man turned his head Is there any oilier detect? \ “ Then you'd better run 'Ome and health and beauty are promoted by adjusted to the new crop situation, an and the state banking departments to "Yes, sir; there is. He is also blind I change yer face." toward the excited woman and said: the regular use of resinol soap and an active buying movement can be ex* protect the public from worthless in in the other eye," was the prompt re occasional application of resinol oint 'Madam, for your information, that's pected in Northwest territory. F ig vestments and banks of dubious credit. ply.— New York Globe. x good chew of tobacco.” —Judge. YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU ment. These soothing, healing prepa- uring roughly on the present and prob I T r y M u r in * E y e R e m e d y fo r R e ti, W i u k , W a t e r y fations do their work easily, quickly “ No one will deny that the days of j E Those suffragettes are successful in v e n a n d U r a n n la t e d E y e l i d « , N o S m a r t in g — and at little cost, even when tho most able prices, the wheat crop o f the the private banker are numbered,” The Sensitive Fish. some things. One was a good shot l u s t • E y e C o m fo r t . W r it e f o r B o o k o f th e E y e expensive cosmetics nnd complicated three states should be worth more than said Mr. Doyle. “ Their number is Mrs. Jones, not having much confi and plugged the king’s hat with a i by m a il F r e e . M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o . "beauty treatments" fail. $42,000,000 to the farmers. The bar steadily decreasing and in some states dence In the abilities of her servant, bundle of "literature." It wasn't light Interested In the Study of Navigation. Resinol soap and resinol ointment ley and oats crops should bring the they have been abolished, while in oth went to market herself. Approaching reading. Mrs. Rrundage (so we are Informed heal eczema, tetter, ringworm, psoria total value of Pacific Northwest ers they are supervised to aj greater or the fish wife's stall, she asked the by Everybody's chestnut gatherer) sis and other skin eruptions, stop Itch cereals above $51,000,000. less extent. price of a large carp. The Nichi Nlchi, a Japanese news was crossing the ocean tor the first ing Instantly, and are most valuable “ I am in favor o f the supervision paper, I h violent toward Uncle Samuel. time. Ono morning, ns the captain for sunburn, Insect bites, sores, burns, “ Sixty cents,” was the reply. of the private banks only when it is as boils, piles, etc. Sold by all druggists. The lady examined the fish and Rut then he’ll probably only scratch was standing near her, she said: far-reaching as that required of state exclaimed, “ It's not fresh!" an Nichi Nlchi attack. “ Pnrdon my Ignorance, but how do —Adv. or national banks. Such supervision you manage to find your wny ncross “I tell you It is !” replied the fish Suffragette aides were ducked in the trackless ocean?” would be tantamount to abolishing the wife. “ Ry means of the compass, madam," London. No wonder, after the way Mexico City— Elections for presi business, which I strongly favor.” “ But it’s quite flabby!” replied the gallant cnptnln. "The royalty has been ducking the suffra dent, vice president, deputies and sen T h e school th a t g e ts you a "Oh, go on insulting it !" replied the gettes. needle Invariably points north." ators were held Sunday in that portion good position. fish wife bitterly. "It can't answer "Rut,” queried the woman, "suppose of the republic controlled by the Huer- Anarchists and / . W. W ’s Thousands o f Graduates you!” Modern Woodmen will get lower In you wish to go south?" at government. Indifference was man N O N E ID L E And with that kindness of heart surance rates. You would naturally Plan Big Demonstration ifested everywhere. F R E E IN F O R M A T IO N | OLDEST expect them to use the ax. which is natural to her, Mrs. Jones General Huerta appeared to be the d lO lh H ta I M OST W ash in gton New York — The ashes of three of bought the flsh to make up for the 1 M O DERN favorite candidate for the presidency PORTLAND, ORE. A milkman in Paris shot a million the victims of last week’s dynamite Injury to Its feellngB.—Judge. aire because he said the latter started and General Blanquet for the vice explosion will be the object of public It will do all the name implies. AGENTS a creamery and took the cream of presidency. President Huerta, it is mourning by anarchists, Industrial The Precise Man. “Ho everyone that thirsteth," W AN TED. Men and women to intro his business. reported, received a virtually unani He was painfully exact In hla bear Is advice nobody takes, Workers of the World, and other sym duce Youthelene producta to consumers. mous vote of confidence. The returns pathizers in Union Square Saturday, ing, even In the parting of hair and Just step inside a thirst shop These soundproof pianola and indicate the re-election o f all present Big money. Write for offer. Schwingu phonograph rooms are a great Idea, And you’ll find it full of rakes! according to an announcement by A lex the arrangement of his tie, and In the members of the chamber and senate. Bros., 229 Madison St., Portland, Or. but fame awaits the man who builds way he disposed himself at a small ander Berkman, anarchist. According to the weather man tlioHe The lightest vote in many years was a soundproof garage. The plan to hold public services for table in a downtown restaurant. After rare days In June this year were just cast, both in the capital and near-by the three men who are dead, Arthur the waiter had taken his order, tho i trifle rarer than ordinary. Small Town Limericks. towns. He bought a cannon cracker. Caron, Charles Berg and Carl Hansen, manager came along, inquiring: There was a young maiden of Lind, Killed with dynamite; "Have you been waited on?” was blocked by the refusal of the A policeman arrested a skeleton, Who blushed and most frequently He looked to see If It was out— Thirteen A re Drowned in “ I am being waited upon," replied health authorities to allow the bodies but there were no bones In It for htin. grinned. ! ! ! ; ; ? ? ! Good night! Wrecked Alaska Launch to remain undisposed of until that the precise man. with emphasis upon --------------------------- But she caught on, you know, "being" and “ upon.” The lunguage of the flowers must day. tn am f Pailelpiiit fi- - And With the ,(e big passing I Pu utnam ad eless Tlvea L tyesK irii'im u a ra n ,,ulck|y show, had everyone be a dead one to the child who makes Skagway, Alaska— Thirteen persons Luncheon ended, tho manager ap Apparently the city authorities have were drowned July 4 in Lynn canal by tee satisfaction. skinned! 676 of paper for 10 cents. found no way to prevent a demonstra peared again, asking cheerfully: the capsizing o f the gasoline launch “ Is everything satisfactory, sir?” tion being held. They can forbid the The man who goes to sleep In . .. „ „ , , „ We notice where a chicken trap has Superb, which, while bound from holding of a parade, but cannot, it was "Everything was satisfactory," an church was scored by a minister. No 01,1 Kaffpr llvf? a t .N.e i , prcp Skagway for Juneau, with 20 persons pointed out, prevent the agitators swered the patron.— New York Mall. excuse for him with so many shady I " ho nHVer wouM drl,,k- chew nor enuftht a man. Now do you suppose his wife set It for him? aboard, was struck by a heavy souther- I from taking the ashes into Union parks al1 BroUnd____________ ; His pass™ ’ he'd check, ly gale. BY THE ROADSIDE. Square. There the friends of the men, The Industrial welfare commission The Superb set out from Skagway The way of the joyrider 1 b hard on But he once said: "By H eck!” according to Berkman, purpose to set Is told a girl can dress stylishly on Then drifted from bad unto worse! the man whose car they steal. Friday night, carrying passengers to $78 a year. It seems Impossible to up urns containing the ashes and pro attend the Fourth o f July celebration slash the dress any more. nounce the men martyrs while the po As yet the aeroplane joyriders have A matron with kids In Clealum at Juneau. A t Seduction Point, 15 Could never dope out what could ail lice are being denounced. not made their appearance, but some miles south o f Haines, the storm ’e m . A $1,000,000 railroad is to be started night they'll break into that i ’arkwa- In Iceland at an early date. She’d doBe them with oil struck the launch full in the face. ter hangar. 'Till their blood would fair boll, $75,000 Damages Allowed. The little craft managed to turn about The population of Ireland has been and run for Skagway. When the Su Chicago— A jury has awarded James Spring fever has nothing ut all on Then quietly turn 'round and whale almost cut in two In 75 years. 'em! perb was three miles from Skagway B. Wilson, ex-conductor on the Balti the vacation bacillus as a promoter of lassitude. a huge sea overturned the launch. The more & Ohio railroad, $75,000 for in men clung to the overturned boat. juries received after he had been Sometimes an accident happens Just forced to work 63 hours out of 72, ac as an aviator is leaving the earth and Mayor’s Assailant Dies. cording to testimony. Propped up in often It doesn't stop him from leaving Butte, Mont.— Eric Lantala, the a wheel chair, Wilson told the jury he It. Finnish miner who attacked Mayor had been made to work three days and Another great calamity. Duncan with'a dirk in the latter’s offi nights, from August 19 to 22, 1913, And serious at that, He ce last Friday and was shot by the with only nine hours off for rest. With the season now half over, said that while switching a freight car mayor, died of the wound. The bullet We must buy a new straw hat. penetrated the liver. Lantala refused to a sidetrack on the third day, he be W right’s Indian Vegetable PUla put “ to make any statement. The constitu came exhausted and fell. His arm tion proposed by the executive commit was crushed and his spine injured. tee o f the new miners’ union was made Hurricane Hits in East. public and caused friction in the ranks tch, Biliousness and Indigestion. A d v . of the insurgent miners. Those who Newport, R. I. — Whether the cup He—Gee! that mosquito was a bill Grouchy. oppose it consider it too radical and al class yachts Defiance, Resolute and uollector. lege that it is modeled on principles of Vanitie will begin their series of trial She— Why? I 8tudent—How do you pronounce It, | professor, "maxixe" or "macheech” ? the Industrial Workers of the World. races Wednesday with a contest under He— He presented me his bill. Old Dryasdust—Neither, sir. I pro the auspices o f the Eastern Yacht club nounce It rank foolishness and waste will depend largely upon the severity A 8peaker A ll Right. King May Honor Widow. Wtfe— Who 1s that man you Juat ; of time. London— It is reported that King of the hurricane which burst over Nar- With Spuke to? George is likely to honor posthumous ragansett bay at sundown. A Sure Revenge. Huaband -Oh. he was the Principal ly the tate Joseph Chamberlain, who storm signals displayed along the coast W ife— Do you like this pudding, and jets of rain spraying the decks of Speaker at a place 1 was at yester- died on Thursday, by conferring a title dear? Mrs. McBryde gave me the re on his widow, formerly Mary Endicott, the yachts as they tugged at their day. cipe for It. anchor chains, the prospect for yacht “A Speaker, dld you say?” Hub— No; but I guess you can get daughter o f the late William C. Endi "Tee. he was the boss harter.” Square with her by giving her your cott, of Salem, Mass. Mr. Chamber- racing with boats built only for moder recipe for mince pies. lain himself persistently refused to ac ate or fresh airs seemed dubious. Organized Charity. cept any title. The Dean o f Westmin T h o u s a n d s Huva S o lv e d It W ith t . S. S. Forgot Mother. Wilson Pleads for Maid. “That's a funny sort of interpreter ster has offered to the family inter Johnny—You're the meanest, hate- peu have here. He never saya a ment in Westminster Abbey for the Tt Is now known that the r»rms c f blood weight, thin pale cheeks, and that wearl* Trenton, N. J. — Through the per fuleat, apitefulest thing I know. disorder* are found In th« mfnut« space« of nei* o f muscle and nerve that Is generally dead statesman, but his relatives have sonal efforts o f President Wilson a Tommy—And you're the crabbedest. the tissue fibres. They can be seen only experienced by all sufferers with poisoned decided to abide by his wishes and woman who was employed through a powerful microscope. And It \n blood. in h i* ! ‘He's a poor deaf and dumb man * t Ugliest----- In these apace* that 8. 8. 8. goes to work Get a b 'ttle o f 8. 8. 8. at any drug have him buried at Birmingham. Princeton home as a domestic ten are trying to help. Everyone must Father— Boys, boys! You forget that rapid»/, effectively snd with wonderfully ■tore, and In a few days you will not only . noticeable results. years will be released from the Mercer Uve, you know.--Journal An ueant. fee I bright, and energetic, but you will be your mother is In the room. This famous blood purifier contslna roe- tbe picture of new life. Archduke Lett $400,000. county jail, to which she was com dlcfnal components vital and essential to 8. 8. 8. Is prepared only In the labors* Sounds Likely. H um an R ivalry. | healthy blood. Vienna— It ia said that Emperor mitted on a charge of habitual drunk tory of the Swift Specific Co., 221 Swift j There Is on« Ingredient la 8. 8. 8. which Bid*., Atlanta Ga.. who maintain a very Teacher—Where Is Chile? "Don't you dislike a man who as Francis Joseph has granted an annual enness. Her predicament was discov serves the artlre purpose of stlmnlatlng Bertie (venturing a guess)— I— I— I each cellular part of the body to th« efficient Medical Department, where all who allowance to the late Archduke’s chil ered by a former Princteton school sumes to know more than hla official think it is in the arctic circle.—TU healthy and judicious «election of Its own have any blood disorder of a stubborn dren of $80,000. It is estimated the teacher, Miss Katherin Welsh, who associates?” asked one statesman essential nutriment. That is why It re nature may write freely for advice. 8. 8. 8. Is sold everywhere by all drug "Yea.” replied thr other. ' Particu RI te. Governor generates th* Mood .supply ; why It ha» Archduke’s fortune was under $400,-) wrote to the President. such a tremendous In flu e n c e in overcoming store«. 000, insufficient for the up-keep o f his Fielder, of New Jersey, was asked by larly If he makes good." Residents of two Ohio villages re ecvema. rash, pimple*, all *k!n affections, Re ware of all attempts to set! yon some castles, which therefore must be sold, j the President to investigate the case. rheumatism, aura throat, v»«sak tyss, losa vZ thing “ Just as food." insist upon , tenti/ killed 13,600 rats In a month. Yield in Pacific Northwest Is Estimated 65,000,000. “ PORTER'S PERFECT” Barn Equipment \ n MANAGER HUERTA AGAIN “ELECTED” PRESIDENT OF MEXICO OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE YOUTHELENE Blood Trouble Often A Puzzling Question iS, “ i - The Searching Power of a Great Remedy Answers the Worst Riddle.
