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The Willing Worker.
"A good story always nelps to keep
an audience Interested,” said Senator
Sorghum.
"Yes,” replied the experienced cam
paigner. "But stories have been over
worked.”
"How about a little song now and
then?”
“ No. They've had songs, too. You've
got to give people something new.”
“ Well, I’m willing to do my part.
Maybe I might tango a little.”— Wash
ington Star.
Only a Guess.
At an evening party a very elderly
woman was dancing with a young
partner. A stranger approached Doug
las Jerrold, who was looking on, and
said:
“ Pray, sir, can you tell me who is
the young man dancing with that
elderly woman?"
“ One of the humane society, I
should think," replied Jerrold.— Kan
sas City Star.
The Psychological Moment.
“ How is it, colonel,” asked the hope
ful young bunko steerer, addressing
the hoary-headed master of the craft,
“ that you have always been successful
in picking out juicy suckers and never
have to waste time on unprofitable
subjects?”
“ I simply wait till I hear a man say
he is a pretty good judge of human
nature,” replied the veteran, "and then
I know he is just what I am looking
for.”— Punch.
Tough One.
Old Scotch Woman.-—The last steak
I got frae ye I could hae soled ma
boots wi’ it.
Butcher—And why did ye no dae it?
Woman— So I wid if I could hae got
the pegs tae gang through it.— Boston
Transcript
Parting Shot.
Book Agent— Could I have your sub
scription for this book?
Stout Gentleman—Get out! You
can’t sell me any book!
Book Agent (making for the door)
— I suppose the only thing you read
is a bill of fare.— London Opinion.
Couldn’t Pina It.
"Mary, why didn't you sound the
dinner gong?”
"Please, ’m, I couldn't find it.”
"Why, there it is on the hall table!”
“ Please, 'm, you said this morning
that was the breakfast gong.”— The
Sketch.
Her Explanation.
Jack— Bridget, did my wife Just
come in?
Bridget— No, sir. That's the parrot
you hear a-hollering.—Judge.
Restless Nature.
W ife— I would like to see a time
when there was nothing to do.
Hub— Well, if there was I’ll be
hanged if you'd do it.— Boston Trans
cript.
A yard Is enough for a kiss, says a
movies censor. A cozy corner is am
ple. Why fill a whole yard?
A 30,000 acre vanilla plantation Is
planned for the island of Tahiti.
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353 Hindus Give Up Fight
to Be Landed in Canada
Vancouver, B. C.— British Columbia
finished with its vexing Hindu problem
Wednesday, but it is possible that an
other one was set up for the Indian
empire, when 353 Hindus, on board
the steamer Komagata Maru, aban
doned their fight for admission to
Canada and agreed to go back home.
They have been here over a month,
Great, aren’t they boy? Wade is doing a lot for us whz,n
and the Komagata Maru was specially
ho furnishes these free Blue-Prints, made up just special for
chartered to bring them from India
the size barn we figure on building.
Harvesting Returns From Early
by way of Japan.
Their stay has
It shows us how
Sections Point to Excellent
been marked by plots to assassinate
Quality o f Grain.
j the local immigration officers, not
J traceable to anyone on the boat, and
: by all possible legal proceedings.
j
The season is now far enough ad-
They were refused permission to
j vanced to make it almost certain that land, because they did not come direct
w ill d ou b le our barn arui d a iry efficien cy— m ak e ou r cow s h ea lth y and c on ton ted — tu rn barn chorea in to a real pleasu re
I the cereal crops of the Pacific North- ly from India, because they did not
P o r te r 's P e r fe c t Barn E q u ip m en t inclu des th e moat com p lete lin e o f S teel Stalls. Stanchions. F eed and L it t e r C a rrie rs an 1 H av
j west will be safely gathered. The ! have $200 apiece required by the im
Tools m an u factu red .
progress also is sufficient to enable migration laws and because they were
grain men to estimate with a degree held to be common laborers, liable to
W R IT E FOR T H E SE FREE BLUE-PRINTS T O D A Y !
of closeness the yields of the leading become public charges and hence not
I f you flg u r o o n build in * a barn M on. .* n d fo r th em — it w ill
I grains.
not o b lig a te y o u ! C lip and All ou t Coupon, p in n in g it to
entitled to admission.
READING THE BIBLE THROUGH
R. M.
ahtiot that g i v r . aiza o f barn you A su re on. O ur estim a tin g
That the wheat crop o f the three
Whether the men on the boat ex
W a d e A Co.
d e p a rtm e n t w ill th en w ork ou t a sp ecial, in dividu al plan
A tted to yo u r requ irem en ts.
323 H a w th orn e
states will break all previous records pected to be allowed to land or not One May Go Through Holy Book In
W h eth er you fig u re on b u ild in g a H am soon or
is conceded by nearly every grain au cannot be learned definitely. Their
Sixty Hours at Ordinary Pulpit
Portland, Ore.
not. m ail coupon fo r B ig F R E E B A R N K Q L 1 P -
thority in the Northwest. The gener- coming is said to have been financed
Rate, Says Dr. Morgan.
M E.NT
! al estimate now is 65,000,000 bush- by wealthy Hindus unfavorable to
ma without
, C 'A T A -
Ü Yiznd
obligation or coat
LOU.
I els for Oregon, Washington and Idaho. English rule on the theory that if they
w h a te v e r
F K K EC B lu e
Dr. Campbell Morgan, lecturing re-
l'rtnla ui Harn— approalm ata
The crop in these states last year was got in it would open the door for :ently at Sheffield, arrested his audi
alza attached.
Sand ma P o rte r F R E E Harn
| almost 56,000,000 bushels.
Earlier in others, and if they were excluded, ence by the statement that "the whole
O ldevt A l i l i L a r v e * ! ln le p em ien l
E qu ipm ent Catalogua.
the season grain dealers believed the what they would have to say on reach Bible may be read through at ordi
W h u lM a ly r* o f F a rm M a c h in
e ry in th * P a c ific N o rth w e s t
Northwest would produce 70,000,000 ing home would not make the path of nary pulpit rate In 60 hours, or in six
j bushels of wheat, but it is thought the government any smoother. One weeks, giving an hour and a half each
Addn
they overestimated the crop, as is report was that the men on the boat Jay.”
frequently done in seasons of great were picked purposely from districts
In proof. Doctor Morgan told a good
promise.
known for their loyalty to the British story. When staying in New York
The First Country Theater.
Close watch has been kept on the in order to disaffect them.
11s host, the manager of the Manhat
the leading merchants
The Agricultural College of Fargo,
growth and maturing o f the plant in
Gurdit Singh, the wealthy leader, tan bank, challenged the doctor’s
W h y do
o f Portland and the North
N. D., has opened what is said to be
the leading wheat sections, and the instructed his counsel unconditionally statement.
west
call
upon
BE H N K E -W ALK E K
the first little country theater in the
exporters are satisfied that their esti to arrange for the return of the Koma
BUSINESS COLLEGE for thor
“ I asked him to try it.” said Dr.
United States. The performances are
mates are nearly correct, and they are gata Maru. The ship’s owners ordered Morgan, humorously adding, "for it
to be given by students, former stu oughly competent, well-trained help?
preparing to do business on these fig her back a week ago, but the captain would at least get my friend through
dents and neighbors. Interesting, sig 843 firms have called on us for one
ures.
or more stenographers or bookkeep
dared not sail, fearing his passengers tis Bible once.”
nificant, short plays, American and
ers since Aug. 1, 1913. Over 290(1 of
Harvesting returns are beginning would be unruly.
European, are to he produced In this
Some time after the banker met
our students are holding luciative
little theater and the successful pieces
to come in from the early sections, and
Doctor Morgan, and, referring to the
positions
in Portland alone. L it us
are to be taken "on the road” and
not only bear out the estimates o f the
shallenged statement, said:
"You
prepare you and furnish you a po
given in other towns and villages in
yield, but for the most part point to Banking Laws In Western
were wrong, you know.”
sition when competent.
the state.
an exceedingly good quality of grain.
"How far was 1 out?" asked the
States
Severely
Criticised
That
this
will
promote
noighborli-
The barley crop o f the Northwest is
Write—no trouble to answer.
loctor.
ness, true community life, social inter
also excellent ana will, it is believed,
Atlantic City, N. J. — Montana,
course and wholesome recreation,
THE
CALI.
OF
THE
"Twenty hours,” said the manager,
fully equal the large outturn of last i Utah, Washington and other Western 'for 1 have read by Bible through
hardly needs emphasizing. Fargo may
year. The oats crop is excellent, but states must make radical changes in rom end to end, and it took me ex-'
be proud of its idea. Us example.
in the grain trade the vield is not es , their banking laws before the new cur ictly 40 hours."
must he answered by office help trained There arc few rural communities In
which a little enterprise and coopera
timated up to last year’s total, as the rency system can become generally
BUSINESS COLLEGE,
"But," replied Doctor Morgan. “ I to execute the command promptly.
acreage is some of the important oats effective, according to speakers who said at pulpit rate, not bank man
By placing yourself under the guid tion, with perhaps a little aid from
Portland,
Oregon
ance of our expert teachers, you can be the extension department of the state
districts has been reduced.
addressed the National association of ner's rate!"
trained in all departments o f office university, could not make life pleas
Opening prices have not been estab Supervisors of State banks at their
work ready to respond to the man anter and give it zest, variety and new
lished definitely in any o f the cereal annual convention here.
Deceived.
ager’s call instantly.
Write for cata meaning.—Chicago Record-Herald.
The Idaho bean crop covers 6500
lines. The wheat market has been
It was pointed out that the banking
An accident had occurred. A stag- log today. A position guaranteed.
acres, and there are prospects for a
unsettled by the downward course of laws of several Western common*
She
Told
Him
What
to
Do.
ng had given away, and two carpen-
good crop of pork to go with them.
B E U T E L B U S IN E S S C O L L E G E
values at Chicago and Liverpool. The wealths forbid the investment o f the
The Cortland Spectator tells of n
:ers working on it fell to the ground.
Eastern and foreign markets were funds of state chartered banks in
Tacoma, Washington.
young gentleman with a very plain
3ne was seriously injured; the other,
A millionaire rescued four people in
affected adversely by the promise of a stocks of any description.
face who was rather annoyed because Wisconsin, but the trust busters will
In this inhurt, immediately went to his as
900,000,000 bushels wheat crop in the there is a conflict between federal and
his
view
of
the
stage
was
obstructed
Mental Reserve.
declare they owed him money or some
sistance. The usual crowd quickly
by the hat of a pretty girl who was
United States, and in the Northwest, state banking laws.
"Gentlemen, I can't lie about the sitting in front of him in the gallery. thing.
jathered.
this weakness was reflected in the
A feature of the session was an at
One woman asked In a loud voice: horse; he is blind in one eye,” said Wishing to get a glimpse of the per
lower bids put out by dealers for late tack on private bankers and the laws
'Where Is the other man that was the auctioneer.
formance, he plucked up courage and.
delivery.
More than half a million which permit their existence by Ed
The horse was soon knocked down In a nervous voice, exclaimed: "See RESINOL CLEARS
hurt?”
to a citizen, who had been greatly here, miss, 1 want to look as well as
bushels, however, have been bought ward H. Doyle, banking commissioner
PIMPLY, BLOTCHY SKINS
“There he Is. holding the Injured struck by the auctioneer's honesty.
for early shipment and prices averag for Michigan, in which he was support
| you.”
man," said a voice.
After paying for the horse he said:
Pimples and blackheads disappear,
ing about 80 cents at tidewater have ed by several others.
"Oh, do yer?” she replied In a rich
Mr. Doyle
“ Oh, yes!
See how his cheek Is
“ You were honest enon-h to toll
been paid.
Cockney accent, as she turned round red, rough, ugly complexions become
pleaded for direct co-operation be puffed eut!”
that this animal is blind in one eye. and looked hint square in the eye. clean, clear, and velvety, and hair
As soon as the world’s markets are tween the comptroller o f the currency
The uninjured man turned his head Is there any oilier detect?
\ “ Then you'd better run 'Ome and health and beauty are promoted by
adjusted to the new crop situation, an and the state banking departments to
"Yes, sir; there is. He is also blind I change yer face."
toward the excited woman and said:
the regular use of resinol soap and an
active buying movement can be ex* protect the public from worthless in
in
the
other
eye,"
was
the
prompt
re
occasional application of resinol oint
'Madam, for your information, that's
pected in Northwest territory. F ig vestments and banks of dubious credit.
ply.—
New
York
Globe.
x good chew of tobacco.” —Judge.
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU ment. These soothing, healing prepa-
uring roughly on the present and prob
I T r y M u r in * E y e R e m e d y fo r R e ti, W i u k , W a t e r y fations do their work easily, quickly
“ No one will deny that the days of
j
E
Those suffragettes are successful in v e n a n d U r a n n la t e d E y e l i d « , N o S m a r t in g — and at little cost, even when tho most
able prices, the wheat crop o f the the private banker are numbered,”
The Sensitive Fish.
some
things. One was a good shot l u s t • E y e C o m fo r t . W r it e f o r B o o k o f th e E y e expensive cosmetics nnd complicated
three states should be worth more than said Mr. Doyle.
“ Their number is
Mrs. Jones, not having much confi and plugged the king’s hat with a i by m a il F r e e . M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o . "beauty treatments" fail.
$42,000,000 to the farmers. The bar steadily decreasing and in some states
dence In the abilities of her servant, bundle of "literature." It wasn't light Interested In the Study of Navigation.
Resinol soap and resinol ointment
ley and oats crops should bring the they have been abolished, while in oth
went to market herself. Approaching reading.
Mrs. Rrundage (so we are Informed heal eczema, tetter, ringworm, psoria
total value of
Pacific
Northwest ers they are supervised to aj greater or
the fish wife's stall, she asked the
by Everybody's chestnut gatherer) sis and other skin eruptions, stop Itch
cereals above $51,000,000.
less extent.
price of a large carp.
The Nichi Nlchi, a Japanese news was crossing the ocean tor the first ing Instantly, and are most valuable
“ I am in favor o f the supervision
paper, I h violent toward Uncle Samuel. time. Ono morning, ns the captain for sunburn, Insect bites, sores, burns,
“ Sixty cents,” was the reply.
of the private banks only when it is as
boils, piles, etc. Sold by all druggists.
The lady examined the fish and Rut then he’ll probably only scratch was standing near her, she said:
far-reaching as that required of state exclaimed, “ It's not fresh!"
an Nichi Nlchi attack.
“ Pnrdon my Ignorance, but how do —Adv.
or national banks.
Such supervision
you manage to find your wny ncross
“I tell you It is !” replied the fish
Suffragette aides were ducked in
the trackless ocean?”
would be tantamount to abolishing the wife.
“ Ry means of the compass, madam," London. No wonder, after the way
Mexico City— Elections for presi business, which I strongly favor.”
“ But it’s quite flabby!”
replied the gallant cnptnln.
"The royalty has been ducking the suffra
dent, vice president, deputies and sen
T h e school th a t g e ts you a
"Oh, go on insulting it !" replied the
gettes.
needle Invariably points north."
ators were held Sunday in that portion
good position.
fish wife bitterly. "It can't answer
"Rut,” queried the woman, "suppose
of the republic controlled by the Huer- Anarchists and / . W. W ’s
Thousands
o
f
Graduates
you!”
Modern Woodmen will get lower In
you wish to go south?"
at government. Indifference was man
N O N E ID L E
And with that kindness of heart
surance rates. You would naturally
Plan Big Demonstration
ifested everywhere.
F R E E IN F O R M A T IO N | OLDEST
expect them to use the ax.
which is natural to her, Mrs. Jones
General Huerta appeared to be the
d lO lh H ta I
M OST
W ash in gton
New York — The ashes of three of bought the flsh to make up for the
1
M
O
DERN
favorite candidate for the presidency
PORTLAND,
ORE.
A milkman in Paris shot a million
the victims of last week’s dynamite Injury to Its feellngB.—Judge.
aire because he said the latter started
and General Blanquet for the vice
explosion will be the object of public
It
will
do
all
the
name
implies.
AGENTS a creamery and took the cream of
presidency.
President Huerta, it is mourning by anarchists, Industrial
The Precise Man.
“Ho everyone that thirsteth,"
W AN TED.
Men and women to intro his business.
reported, received a virtually unani
He was painfully exact In hla bear
Is advice nobody takes,
Workers of the World, and other sym
duce
Youthelene
producta to consumers.
mous vote of confidence. The returns
pathizers in Union Square Saturday, ing, even In the parting of hair and Just step inside a thirst shop
These
soundproof
pianola
and
indicate the re-election o f all present
Big money. Write for offer. Schwingu phonograph rooms are a great Idea,
And you’ll find it full of rakes!
according to an announcement by A lex the arrangement of his tie, and In the
members of the chamber and senate.
Bros., 229 Madison St., Portland, Or.
but fame awaits the man who builds
way he disposed himself at a small
ander Berkman, anarchist.
According to the weather man tlioHe
The lightest vote in many years was
a soundproof garage.
The plan to hold public services for table in a downtown restaurant. After rare days In June this year were just
cast, both in the capital and near-by
the three men who are dead, Arthur the waiter had taken his order, tho i trifle rarer than ordinary.
Small Town Limericks.
towns.
He bought a cannon cracker.
Caron, Charles Berg and Carl Hansen, manager came along, inquiring:
There was a young maiden of Lind,
Killed with dynamite;
"Have you been waited on?”
was blocked by the refusal of the
A policeman arrested a skeleton, Who blushed and most frequently He looked to see If It was out—
Thirteen A re Drowned in
“
I
am
being
waited
upon,"
replied
health authorities to allow the bodies
but there were no bones In It for htin.
grinned.
! ! ! ; ; ? ? !
Good night!
Wrecked Alaska Launch to remain undisposed of until that the precise man. with emphasis upon
---------------------------
But she caught on, you know,
"being" and “ upon.”
The lunguage of the flowers must
day.
tn am f Pailelpiiit
fi- - And
With the ,(e
big passing
I Pu
utnam
ad eless Tlvea
L tyesK irii'im
u a ra n
,,ulck|y show,
had everyone be a dead one to the child who makes
Skagway, Alaska— Thirteen persons
Luncheon ended, tho manager ap
Apparently the city authorities have
were drowned July 4 in Lynn canal by
tee
satisfaction.
skinned!
676 of paper for 10 cents.
found no way to prevent a demonstra peared again, asking cheerfully:
the capsizing o f the gasoline launch
“ Is everything satisfactory, sir?”
tion being held.
They can forbid the
The man who goes to sleep In .
..
„
„
, ,
„
We notice where a chicken trap has
Superb, which, while bound from holding of a parade, but cannot, it was
"Everything was satisfactory," an church was scored by a minister. No
01,1 Kaffpr llvf? a t .N.e i , prcp
Skagway for Juneau, with 20 persons pointed out, prevent the agitators swered the patron.— New York Mall. excuse for him with so many shady I " ho nHVer wouM drl,,k- chew nor enuftht a man. Now do you suppose
his
wife set It for him?
aboard, was struck by a heavy souther- I from taking the ashes into Union
parks al1 BroUnd____________
; His pass™ ’ he'd check,
ly gale.
BY THE ROADSIDE.
Square. There the friends of the men,
The Industrial welfare commission
The Superb set out from Skagway
The way of the joyrider 1 b hard on But he once said: "By H eck!”
according to Berkman, purpose to set
Is told a girl can dress stylishly on
Then drifted from bad unto worse!
the man whose car they steal.
Friday night, carrying passengers to
$78 a year. It seems Impossible to
up urns containing the ashes and pro
attend the Fourth o f July celebration
slash the dress any more.
nounce the men martyrs while the po
As yet the aeroplane joyriders have A matron with kids In Clealum
at Juneau.
A t Seduction Point, 15
Could never dope out what could ail
lice are being denounced.
not
made
their
appearance,
but
some
miles south o f Haines, the storm
’e m .
A $1,000,000 railroad is to be started
night they'll break into that i ’arkwa-
In Iceland at an early date.
She’d doBe them with oil
struck the launch full in the face.
ter hangar.
'Till
their
blood
would
fair
boll,
$75,000
Damages
Allowed.
The little craft managed to turn about
The population of Ireland has been
and run for Skagway.
When the Su
Chicago— A jury has awarded James
Spring fever has nothing ut all on Then quietly turn 'round and whale almost cut in two In 75 years.
'em!
perb was three miles from Skagway B. Wilson, ex-conductor on the Balti
the vacation bacillus as a promoter of
lassitude.
a huge sea overturned the launch. The
more & Ohio railroad, $75,000 for in
men clung to the overturned boat.
juries received after he had been
Sometimes an accident happens Just
forced to work 63 hours out of 72, ac
as an aviator is leaving the earth and
Mayor’s Assailant Dies.
cording to testimony. Propped up in
often It doesn't stop him from leaving
Butte, Mont.— Eric Lantala,
the a wheel chair, Wilson told the jury he
It.
Finnish miner who attacked Mayor had been made to work three days and
Another great calamity.
Duncan with'a dirk in the latter’s offi nights, from August 19 to 22, 1913,
And serious at that,
He
ce last Friday and was shot by the with only nine hours off for rest.
With the season now half over,
said
that
while
switching
a
freight
car
mayor, died of the wound. The bullet
We must buy a new straw hat.
penetrated the liver.
Lantala refused to a sidetrack on the third day, he be
W right’s Indian Vegetable PUla put
“
to make any statement. The constitu came exhausted and fell. His arm
tion proposed by the executive commit was crushed and his spine injured.
tee o f the new miners’ union was made
Hurricane Hits in East.
public and caused friction in the ranks
tch, Biliousness and Indigestion. A d v .
of the insurgent miners.
Those who
Newport, R. I. — Whether the cup
He—Gee! that mosquito was a bill
Grouchy.
oppose it consider it too radical and al class yachts Defiance, Resolute and uollector.
lege that it is modeled on principles of Vanitie will begin their series of trial
She— Why?
I 8tudent—How do you pronounce It,
| professor, "maxixe" or "macheech” ?
the Industrial Workers of the World. races Wednesday with a contest under
He— He presented me his bill.
Old Dryasdust—Neither, sir. I pro
the auspices o f the Eastern Yacht club
nounce It rank foolishness and waste
will depend largely upon the severity
A 8peaker A ll Right.
King May Honor Widow.
Wtfe— Who 1s that man you Juat ; of time.
London— It is reported that King of the hurricane which burst over Nar-
With Spuke to?
George is likely to honor posthumous ragansett bay at sundown.
A Sure Revenge.
Huaband -Oh. he was the Principal
ly the tate Joseph Chamberlain, who storm signals displayed along the coast
W ife— Do you like this pudding,
and
jets
of
rain
spraying
the
decks
of
Speaker
at
a
place
1
was
at
yester-
died on Thursday, by conferring a title
dear? Mrs. McBryde gave me the re
on his widow, formerly Mary Endicott, the yachts as they tugged at their day.
cipe for It.
anchor
chains,
the
prospect
for
yacht
“A
Speaker,
dld
you
say?”
Hub— No; but I guess you can get
daughter o f the late William C. Endi
"Tee. he was the boss harter.”
Square with her by giving her your
cott, of Salem, Mass.
Mr. Chamber- racing with boats built only for moder
recipe for mince pies.
lain himself persistently refused to ac ate or fresh airs seemed dubious.
Organized Charity.
cept any title. The Dean o f Westmin
T h o u s a n d s Huva S o lv e d It W ith t . S. S.
Forgot Mother.
Wilson Pleads for Maid.
“That's a funny sort of interpreter
ster has offered to the family inter
Johnny—You're
the
meanest,
hate-
peu
have
here.
He
never
saya
a
ment in Westminster Abbey for the
Tt Is now known that the r»rms c f blood weight, thin pale cheeks, and that wearl*
Trenton, N. J. — Through the per
fuleat, apitefulest thing I know.
disorder* are found In th« mfnut« space« of nei* o f muscle and nerve that Is generally
dead statesman, but his relatives have sonal efforts o f President Wilson a
Tommy—And you're the crabbedest. the tissue fibres. They can be seen only experienced by all sufferers with poisoned
decided to abide by his wishes and woman who was employed
through a powerful microscope. And It \n blood.
in h i* ! ‘He's a poor deaf and dumb man * t Ugliest-----
In these apace* that 8. 8. 8. goes to work
Get a b 'ttle o f 8. 8. 8. at any drug
have him buried at Birmingham.
Princeton home as a domestic ten are trying to help. Everyone must
Father— Boys, boys! You forget that rapid»/, effectively snd with wonderfully ■tore, and In a few days you will not only
. noticeable results.
years will be released from the Mercer Uve, you know.--Journal An ueant.
fee I bright, and energetic, but you will be
your mother is In the room.
This famous blood purifier contslna roe- tbe picture of new life.
Archduke Lett $400,000.
county jail, to which she was com
dlcfnal components vital and essential to
8. 8. 8. Is prepared only In the labors*
Sounds Likely.
H um an R ivalry.
| healthy blood.
Vienna— It ia said that Emperor mitted on a charge of habitual drunk
tory of the Swift Specific Co., 221 Swift
j
There Is on« Ingredient la 8. 8. 8. which Bid*., Atlanta Ga.. who maintain a very
Teacher—Where Is Chile?
"Don't you dislike a man who as
Francis Joseph has granted an annual enness. Her predicament was discov
serves
the
artlre
purpose
of
stlmnlatlng
Bertie (venturing a guess)— I— I— I each cellular part of the body to th« efficient Medical Department, where all who
allowance to the late Archduke’s chil ered by a former Princteton school sumes to know more than hla official
think it is in the arctic circle.—TU healthy and judicious «election of Its own have any blood disorder of a stubborn
dren of $80,000. It is estimated the teacher, Miss Katherin Welsh, who associates?” asked one statesman
essential nutriment.
That is why It re nature may write freely for advice.
8. 8. 8. Is sold everywhere by all drug
"Yea.” replied thr other. ' Particu RI te.
Governor
generates th* Mood .supply ; why It ha»
Archduke’s fortune was under $400,-) wrote to the President.
such
a
tremendous
In
flu
e n c e in overcoming store«.
000, insufficient for the up-keep o f his Fielder, of New Jersey, was asked by larly If he makes good."
Residents of two Ohio villages re ecvema. rash, pimple*, all *k!n affections,
Re ware of all attempts to set! yon some
castles, which therefore must be sold, j the President to investigate the case.
rheumatism, aura throat, v»«sak tyss, losa vZ thing “ Just as food." insist upon
, tenti/ killed 13,600 rats In a month.
Yield in Pacific Northwest Is
Estimated 65,000,000.
“ PORTER'S PERFECT”
Barn Equipment
\
n
MANAGER
HUERTA AGAIN “ELECTED”
PRESIDENT OF MEXICO
OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
YOUTHELENE
Blood Trouble Often
A Puzzling Question
iS, “
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the Worst Riddle.