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ESCAPES WEIRD FATE N o t a dr^p o f A lcohol DIVER IS HELD UNDER WATER BY MONSTER ABALONE. H O S T E T T E R ’S STO M A CH Doctors prescribe very little, If any, alcohol these days. They prefer strong tonics and altera tives. This is all in keeping with modern medical science. It explains why Ayer’s Sar saparilla is now made entirely free from alcohol. Ask your doctor. Follow his advice. Wrenches Himself Free When Almost Drowned—His Fingers Were Bad ly Lacerated by the 8hell of Mollusc. W e p u b lis h o u r fo rm u la * m W e b a n is h a lc o h o l f r o m o u r m e d io in * * W # a r g * y o u to o o n e u lt y o u r d o c to r A i/ers Unless there is daily action of the bow els, poisonous products are absorbed, causing headache, biliousness, nausea, dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your doctor about correcting your constipation by taking laxative doses of Ayer's Pills. ■— M a d « b y t h a .T r* 4 « -« r r*»» T .e w a ll. M a e « . ■ P 0IVE Y0U KODAKS BOYNTON FURNACES S E N D F O R C A TA LO G U E. T u m o rs , G o ite rs , R h e u m a tis m Clironicv Nervous and Female Diseases A re cu red w ith o u t th e k n ife . T horoughly equ ip p ed S an ato riu m . B e a u tifu l location. Rate« th e low est. W rite fo r lite ra tu re . Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium Bottle Ground, Wash. h.MmiCCtm, Pkrdcaa ^C O FFEE t > TE A SPICES BARINO POWDER > EXTRACTS J U S T RIOHT HIS i)E A T H THOUGHT A JOKE Earl Stowe, a Practical Jester of Mas. slllon. Hangs Himself as Frland Reads. Massillon, O.—All of Earl Stowe’s friends knew be was a practical Joker, so when he hanged himself on the porch of the Simpson hotel one eve- nlng. Just to show bow It was done, nobody paid any attention to him. A man who didn't know Stowe’s reputa tion as a Joker came along and start ed an Investigation, which showed the joke bad been carried too far and that the man was dead. Edgar Smith, who sat near reading a magazine, paid no attention when Stowe began to gasp, for he bad been fooled so often by Stowe that he did not care to be fooled again. GIRL OF NINE IS A THIEF New York “Strong Arm" Men Pick Her Up ae a Most Clover PIckpockaL New York.—The yoangeit girl pick pocket ever seen In the children’s court In New York city raced Judge Hoyt the other day and was turned over to the Children’s society pending further Investigation of her case. Her name la Concotto Ingloso. She de clares she was In the game of pick ing pockets five weeks before being caugbL that she was taught to be a thief by a strange man and that aha received 41 cents a day for her work. Detective Wertheimer of the "strong arm” squad and Detective Wittenberg were detailed to bag the "big game" that was working In the central part Learn a Profession where the de of New York city, when they wars mand is greater than the supply. startled to sen a little girl deftly put her band Into a woman's apron pocket honorable. Dignified, Lucrative and withdraw a pocket book Hoping W rite fo r L ite ra tu re and inform ation. I t wfB to find her confederate they trailed ha t a Y O U R ad v a n tag e. her and saw her repeat the trick IS Invalids and o th e n needing skilled treatm en t times, each time placing the poc*et w rite for particular*. 4M Co—iionnaaMi BMf„ Portland. OP. book In a large handbag she carried The Dawn of Scientific Knowledge B I T T E R S Avalon. Cal.—Many years ago Vic tor Hugo wrote in his “Tollers of the Sea” a wonderful bit of description wherein he pictured a man slowly sinking to suffocation In a quicksand. Clarence Brodle got some Inkling of the sensations of such a death In the HEARTBURN waters near here. Brodle, who Is an expert diver was caught under wa- ■ POOR APPETITE ter by bis fingers by au abalone and INDIGESTION held there until he thought be was COSTIVENESS about to drown. He succeeded In wrenching himself MALARIA loose with badly torn digits and now the gentle one-shelled mollusc is a take the Bitters first. You will thing of terrible menace to him. find it exceedingly helpful. There have been many tales and traditions up and down the California coast of how fishermen and others have groped along the bottom when Deceltrul. the tide was low. how they have had their bands caught In the terrible Senator Sutherland, of Utah, ac grip of the abalone. how they were cording to the Star, said at a luncheon held as the yde rose higher and high in Washington of a bill that had been er until they drowned or how they defeated: desperately chopped off the Impris “ It deserved defeat, for it was full oned member to get free. Brodle had of g ra ft The grafters, in their dis something of such an experience here. appointment over it, reminded me of Accompanied by two companions be the heirs of old George Smith “ Old George Smith was a million went out to gather some abalones. Diving to the bottom, Brodies made aire, and his nephews and nieces had the mistake of trying to tear one of done very little hustling since their the abalones loose by clawing his childhood because they expected to fingers under the rtm of Its shell. In inherit all his money. "Well, old Smith died in due course stantly the powerful muscles of the mollusc closed down the shell on the and a short time after his death rock to which It clung and Brodle met one of his nephews. " ‘So your uncle is no more, I said. found himself held helpless. His breath was becoming exhausted What did he leave?’ The nephew answered with a bitter as he struggled to free bis fingers and finally with one supreme wrench aneer: he tore the fingers from under the " ‘A golden-haired young widow, of abalone shell and rose to the surface. whose existence wa had never His fingers were badly lacerated and dreamed.’ ” he may carry the scars as a souvenir S h a le e i n t o T o u r S h o e * of his adventure for life. Poitr’s Dilemma. Thomaa W. Lawson, the financier, was talking to a reported about a New York capitalist, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. "W ell,” said Mr. Lawson, " I have heard that man tell the truth once or twice. He can tell the truth, I admit, but it doesn’t come natural to him. He reminds me of the Russian mujik. "A Russian mujik sat one day in the ante room of the military commis sioner of his town. There was an anx ious frown on his face. A friend approached and said: “ ‘What’s the matter, PoitrT’ " ‘la m worried,’ Poitr answered, ‘about my son. I don’t known what to say when the commissioner asks me about his age. You see, If I make him out younger than he is he will be sent back to school, and if I make him out older they’ll stick him in the army. What the deuce am I to doT’ “ ‘How would it do,’ said the friend, thoughtfully, ‘if you told the commissioner his exact age. T’ ” Poitr slapped is leg and laughed de lightedly. “ ‘The very thing!’ he cried. ‘I never thought of that. ’ ” ARE NO “ HOLES IN TH E AIR” BEST BLUING MADE. ttald to Be Merely a Convenient E)^ Twenty years’ experience back of planatlon of Accidents Met by RED CROSS BALL BLUB. Every Aviators. housewife that uees It will have no other. It is the only blue that Is all blue. New York.—An assumption that Liquid bluing Is discarded forever there exist In the atmosphere certain after RED CROSS BALL BLUE Is "holea,” or, as they are more often tried. Makes clothes clear and white. called, "pickets,” serves In a way as a Large package 10 cents. AT ALT, convenient explanation of such acci GROCERS.______________ dents to aviators as the one that re "W illy,” said mamma, severely, as cently brought the fearless Mars to she noted his dilapidated condition, the ground with somewhat disastrous consequences. “ you’ve been fighting again.” "Yes, mamma.” The way, however, is much such a "And didn’t you promise me that way as that in which the old theory when you wanted to hit anyone you of miasms from swamps or newly would always stand still and count a turned ground explained malaria and hundred?” Justified the old fears of night air. Wa "So I did, mamma. And this is know now, of course, that night air is what Jacky Jones did while I was Just as good as day air—which Is for counting.” —London Chronicle. tunate, since at night we have no oth He—I suppose you were fishing when er—and we would also know, If we stopped to think, that the aerial ocean you caught me? She—Well, I used to think so, but Is far less likely to have holes, or pock now I know I must have been bear ets, In It than Is the ocean of water, which doesn't have them and couldn’t hunting. What both of these oceans do have are currents—motions of their particles In WE BUY OLD GOLD all directions under the Influence of H ig h e s t price« paid fo r S ilv e r, O ld J e w e lry , G old various differences of pressure—and T e e th , Ctc. U N C L E M Y E R S. F o rty year« in as air is vastly more mobile than wa P o rtla n d . 71 S ixth, b etw e en O ak and P ine. ter the effect of like Influences on It Is the production of greater and more complex motions. 1 ' PlIMML StlVICI Therfe is not the slightest excuse for 0. 0. MARTIN, >H1 AW««- supposing that Its falls are Into "war“ »D°ôSï,r" hr Information "holes," which word would Imply the presence In the air of spaces approach ing more or less closely the condition AND KODAK of vacuity. All the effects of such a S U P P L I E S W rite fo r catalogue« and lite ra tu re . D eveloping space, so far as balloons and aero and p rin tin g . Mali order« given p ro m p t atten tio n planes go, would follow a sudden F orti and P h o to S u p p ly Co. 149 T h ird S tre e t P O R T L A N D . ORB. passing from a horizontal, or ascend ing. current to one moving downward. This would require an Instant read justment of the supporting and pro pulsive forces at the aviator's com M ost econom ical and effective for house mand. Usually he can make It, but and school h ea tin g . sometimes he cannot restore the J. C BAYER EURNACE CO. equilibrium of his machine In time front and Market Sts. Portland, Or. and then he tumbles to the ground. ATENTS LTH E K E Y S TO N E j TO H EA LTH IS RECIPROCITY IS DEFEATED Laurier, Premier for 20 Years, Is Down and Out. Conservatives Win by Big Majority in Canadian Parliament—Annexa tion Talk Blamed. Montreal, Canada—The Laurier gov ernment and reciprocity suffered an overwhelming defeat in the Canadian elections Thursday. By a political landslide the Liberal majority of 43 was swept away and the Conservative party secured one of the heaviest majorities, upward of 60, that any Canadian party has ever had. Seven cabinet ministers who have served with Premier Laurier wer« among the defeated candidates. The Liberals lost ground in prac tically every province of the dominion. Where the Conservatives won their majorities were tremendous. Ontario, the leading province of Canada, de clared almost unanimously against the administration and reciprocity. R. L. Borden, leader of the Con servative party, will shortly become the prime minister of Canada. He will be supported in parliament by a working majority of members far more than ample for his purposes. The government defeat means that the Fielding-Knox reciprocity agree ment, ratified by the American con gress in extra session, will not be in troduced when the Twelfth parliament assembles next month, and that a re vised basis of trade with the United States, looking to closer commercial relations, will not be possible in the immediate future. The Conservatives are committed to a policy of trade expansion within the empire and a closed door against the United States. Although re-elected in two constit uencies in Quebec, the defeat of the Liberal party also means the retire ment from public life of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, who for nearly two decades has directed the destinies of the do minion. Several times during the bitter campaign which preceded this election the venera'ble premier said that defeat of his party at the polls meant the end of his career; that he never could con sent to lead a minority in opposition to a Conservative government. A Liberal membership of 53 from Quebec was cut down to 36, which, taken alone, seriously threatened the supremacy of the party. But it was in Ontario that the Conservatives won their greatest victory. APPLE BUSINESS GROWS. Northwest Will Soon Market 100,000 Carloads Per Year, Spokane, Wash. — " I t is no idle statement to say that in a compara tively few years there will be 100,000 carloads of apples marketed from Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Mon tana alone.” This statement is contained in a letter received by the management of the National Apple show from Howard Elliot, president of the Northern Pa cific Railway company, forwarding a subscription of (1,000 for the railroad and (250 as a personal contribution to the fourth annual competitive exposi tion and Enakops street carnival, No vember 23 to 30. “ The National Apple show, by bringing together the best minds in the business, is a po tent factor in helping to place the apple industry upon a sound, scientific and commercial basis,” Mr. Elliott says. "The day of the commercial orchard has come, not alone in the West, but all over the country, and men are giving the same careful and thorough attention to the production of apples that is devoted to the mak ing of steel or to any other business that is conducted with skill and intel ligence. “ The study and attention and care given to the production of fruit by the grower, must, as the production in creases, be supplanted by efforts for publicity as to the many uses of the apple, by combined efforts for wider markets and by additions to the pres ent facilities for storage and trans portation. “ Therefore, it will be necessary for the apple grower to do what the grain grower has done. This means that as the production increases the grower must have facilities at his home or chard, at the nearby station and throughout the country to properly care for his crop to receive the best market prices.” LIVE STOCK WORTH $91,628,400 Dr, Withycombe of O. A. C. Tails Interesting Facts at Banquet. Oregon Agricultural College, Cor vallis—That the annual live stock pro t i t a n 's F o o t-E a se , a p o w d e r f o r th e f a s t. I t co rse duction of the state is worth (91,689,- p a in fu l, aw ollen, s m a r tin g , s w e a tin g f a s t. M a li« n ew shoes s e a r . S o ld by a ll D ru g g is ts an d Shea 400, was stated by Dr. James Withy- S to res. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y s u b s titu te . combe, director of the experiment sta F R E E . A d d ress A . S . O lm sted . L e Roy. N . Y . tions at the State Agricultural Col lege, in an address at the annual ban Usually the best way to use nitrate quet of the Oregon Pure Bred Live of soda for a fertilizer is to pulverize Stock association at the State fair. it so that there are no large roils, and His statistics were as follows: sow it in the dry form. If it is to be 673,760 cattle valued at (13,475,000; used on garden, or grain crops, then 176.000 dairy cows at $7,000,000; broadcast it'and harrow or cultivate 295.000 horses at (432,638,000; 8,670 the land at once, and get it into the mules at (1,040,400; 2,401,000 sheep soil. If in the orchard or small fruit at (9,604,000; 324,000 hogs at (3,- plantation, then scatter it around tha 888,000; 220,000 goats at (880,000; individual plants and raka it in with a 20,000,000 pounds of wool at (4,000,- rake, or cultivate it in with a shallow 000; 880,000 pounds of mohair at cultivator. We usually recommend (264,000; dairy products at (14,000,- from three-fourths to one half a pound 000; and poultry at $5,000,000, mak of nitrate of soda per old apple tree, ing at total of (91,689,400. and from one ounce to three ounces C. L. Hawley of the college board per young apple tree. Great care of regents was reelected president at must be used in ^using it, or it will the annual meeting, and H. C. Marris burn the plants. was made secretary. The meeting was addressed by Prof. Carlyslc of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulute Idaho, Prof. Van Pelt of Iowa, and WITNESS DISAPPEARS. and invigorate stomaah, liver ana bow President W. J. Kerr of O. A. C. els. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. Los Angeles Dynamiting Case Takes President Kerr spoke on the advan tage of agricultural education, the New Turn. necessity of getting the boys inter In charcoal-burning stumps, if hoi Los Angeles—The sudden departure ested in farming early, and other farm lows are in them, these should be filled with dirt sufficiently to prevent the from.Albuquerque, N. M., of an im problems. draft from coming through the hollow, portant witness for- the state in the and the heat escaping that way. ROYAL HIGH CLERK FOR O. A. C. Usually cedar stumps grow on wet, coming McNamara trial, was [reported swampy soils, and we have found it by wire here to the prosecution. Fine Additions to College Swine Herd very hard to burn them, except in the The witness is D. K. Diekelman Bought at State Fair. very dry season, and then the land who was night clerk at the New Bal Oregon Agricultural College, Cor should be well drained before a t timore hotel in this city September 29 tempting it. It is impossible to burn 1910, 48 hours before the Times ex vallis—Royal High Clerk, last year’s champion Berkshire boar at the state into the water. plosion, when a man registered there fair, which also won a second this as ” J. B. Bryce.” Diekelman is said year at Salem, has just been bought "The woman who did ths shooting by the authorities here to have identi by the Oregon Agricultural college fied J. B. McNamara later as the man from Barrows & Davenport, of Crab is an actress, of course? who registered as "B ryce.” "N o .” tree, Ore., for the purpose of starting ‘‘Authoress, then?” Recently Diekelman left the employ a new Berkshire herd on the college "No, just an ordinary individual of the hotel management and has been farm. He is one of the finest Berk "H um ,” said the city editor; “ that working for a railroad restaurant sys shire boars in Oregon. is a bigger sensation than I thought.” tem. He has been gradually working Eight small pigs were also pur ^-Washington Herald. his way East, it is said, and reached chased by the college for use on the Albuquerque about three weeks ago. demonstration train which ia to go up Crawford—You aay this contrivance The prosecution had ita agents where through Sherman, Gilliam and Morrow they would keep in touch with him. ia an entirely original invention? counties, through the dry farming sec Crabshaw — Why, man, it’a some tion, in October. There are two of Warship Hit* Linar.’ thing that wasn’t even in use among each of the four breeds, Poland China, Southampton, Eng. — The great Berkshire, Chester White and Du roc the Chinese thousands of years ago.— New York Times. steamship Olympic, of the White Star Jersey. line, largest liner in the world, which left Southampton shortly before noon She—But how did you make the ac Thursday crowded with returning quaintance of your second husband? American tourists, lies off Calshot Bertha—It was quite romatic. I Castle, at the entrance to Southamp was out walking with my first when to n water, with a gaping hole in her my second landed on him with an aero side as the result of a collision with plane.—Milwaukee Daily News. the British protected cruiser Hawke. Fortunately no lives were lost and of Chappie — Have a cirgarette, old the 2,000 or more passengers and man?” crews of the vessel none were injured. Sapleigh—No; I don’t smoke fool- killers. Railroad Has Big Deficit. Chappie—Well, I don’t blame you New York — The annual report of for refusing to take chances. the Missouri Pacific railroad for the year ending June 30, 1911, shows a hat has become of that man who WasCured by LydiaE. Pink- deficit of 15,232,539. Gross earnings said "W Mars is habitable?’’ decreased only (242,544, the total be the mistake of convinc ham’s Vegetable Compound ing (52,776,692. Operating expenses ing "H too e made many people. There wasn’t Elwood, Ind.—"Y our remedies have increased (6,782,664. Net income enough skepticism to keep up a fairly cured me and I have only taken six shows a decrease of (6,657,216, with interesting controversy. ” — Washing bottles of Lydia E. lin k ham’s Vegeta a decrease in the net surplus of (7,- ton Star. ble Compound. I 991,950. The surplus, which was was s i c k t h r e e (16,655,587 a year ago, has been re months and could “ 1 wish no pay for this poem," re n o t w alk. I suf duced to (9,148,252. The St. Louis marked the long-haired individual. fered all the time. A Iron Mountain’s surplus is cut from ‘I merely submit it as a compliment.” The doctors said I (1,426,297 to (111,968. “ Then, my dear sir,” replied the could not get well editor, with true journalistic courtesy, without an opera 2,000 Chinese are Slain. “ permit me to return the compli tion, f o r Z could Cbeng-tu—It is estimated that a to ment.” h a r '.l v stand the pains In my slues, tal of 2,000 insurgents besieging especially my right Cheng-tu have been killed. The fore BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL one, and down my ign residents have not yet been able to tm «H St eta tra * S n t a ■ tata, right leg. I began leave the capital. Chao Ehr Feng, w P » n i t r i t a « k i n t a s i ta» to feel better when I had taken only military commander of Cheng-tu, 're Ita» «ta. M inn mi tatas one bottle of Compound, but kept on ports that the insurgents have organ fita statai «ta t ta» mi tata T ta n ta US cata MS as I was afraid to atop too soon.”—Mrs. Statata Sta pm «ta S a d i e M u l l e n , 2728 N. II. St., EL ized posses of artillery and are numer ■amar «uro scasai ically strong. As fast as one force is wood, Ind. CALICI Why will women take chances with disposed of others appear, he said. ita o ja l aitata, r-tatao. an operation or drag out a sickly, Refugees arriving here from the dis half-hearted existence, missing three- turbed districts of Sze-Chuen report fourths of the joy of living, when they that they received fairly good treat can find health in Lydia E. Ilnkham ’a ment while traveling. Vegetable Compound ? T » N u m b e r of I n t r i M fo r « » o h P er— n For thirty years It has been the in th ie P ris e C e n t— «. Colony Loaea *38,000. standard remedy for female Ills, and $ 5 0 For the Best Trademark haa cured thousands of women who Everett, Waah.—A jury decided bar* been troubled with sue»* • * that W. A. Alloway and wife were $ 2 5 For the Best Motto ven ts as displacements, InfiammatWa, still mentally incompetent to handle E n try In e a c h «’I s m will he « electe d w h ich ulceration, fibroid tumors. Irregulari their affairs, and by this verdict frus beat ad v ertlees th is R trong. g ro w in g , r ig o r ties, periodic pains, backache, lndlge» o tis. wHNtcm c o m p a n y w hich w rite* a lib e ra l trated Alloway’s intention to take (3,- life in s u ra n c e p o licy , c o n ta in in g a c c id e n t an d tion, and nervous prostration. h e a lth fe a tu re * , an d w hich in v e sts It« funds I f y o u h a v e t h e s l i g h t e s t d o n M 000 to California and give it to to help th e W est. C o n te st close« H ept. 90. t h a t L v i ll a E . I ’ l n k n a m ’s \ <v - Prophetess Fanetta Weiss, of the so- •» B lo iw a its , $ 3 4 1 . Y a m h ill* « .. t a b l e C o m p o u n d w i l l h e l p y o n , called Christian P o rtla n d , C a n . A g t. Assembly colony. w r i t e t o .Mrs. I r in k h a m a t L y n n , Alloway haa already 'given her about Continental Life Insurance A In M a s s ., f o r a d v i c e . Y o u r l e t t e r (40,000 and she haa taken seven of his w ill b e a b s o lu te ly c o n f id e n t ia l vestment Company * JL±! children and nine other persona from U s* a d v i c e t r e e . ■«Ctatata Ifeta. I» S lab» O r here to the colony. WOMAN ESCAPES OPERATION NO L I M I T Women s Secrets There is one men in the United Statee who has perhaps heard more women's secret» than any other man or woman in the country. The— secrete are not secrets of guilt or shame, but the sec rets of suffering, and they have been confided to Dr. < R. V. Pierce in the hope and expectation of advice and help. That lew ol these women have been disappointed in their ex pectations is proved by the fact that ninety-eight per cent, ol •11 women treated by Dr. Pieroe have been absolutely and altogether cured. Such • reoord would be remarkable if the cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But when that reoord applies to the treatment ol more than hsif-e- mil lion women, in a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal, and antities Dr. Pierce to the gratitude accorded him by women, as tha first ol specialists in tho treatment of women’s diseases. Every sick woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely without charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without any printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without f—r os with out too. to World's Disponsary Medical Association, Dr. R. V. Pieroe, Pros!.. Buffalo, N. Y. D R . P I E R C E ’S F A V O R I T E P R E S C R I P T I O N ■ W e ta ls . W o m e n S t r o n g , B l o k W o m e n Y R T e ll, Ministerial Piracy, Trapped. Dr. C. W. Aked, the famous minis Mayor Gaynor was talking to a New York correspondent of the Washington ter, responded to (the toast of "Elo Star about a famous robbery case quence” at a banquet at San Francis wherein a criminal had been convicted co. "B ut it is better to be silent,” said by means of the Bertillon system of Dr. Aked in concusion, “ than to be finger prints alone. “ It reminds m e," said tha mayor, eloquent by unfair meant. "There was once a divina whose “ of a story about a parson. This parson had a Ane orchard, and one good wife said to him: “ ‘James, dear, the Rev. Dr. Tenth summer, just when the Bertillon sys tem came out, the orchard was robbed. ly has made over (200 by the publica Tho only clew left was the robber’s tion of a volume of sermons. You finger print on an over-ripe peach. preach much better than Dr. Tenthly, The parson had a photographic en dear. Why not print a few of your largement of the finger print made. sermons?’ “ ‘My love,’ the man whispered Then, with this enlargement under his arm, he accosted in the main street hoarsely, ‘they were ail printed long the man whom he suspected of the ago.’ ” thefL There’s another movement on in “ ‘Pete,’ ha said, ‘somebody robbed New York to pay school teachers al my orchard last night.’ "P ete took hia pipe from hia mouth. most half as much as policemen and He gulped nervously. ‘Is that so, nearly as much as crossirg sweepers. This is an age of extiavagancel— air,’ he said. “ ‘Yes, Pete, that’s so,’ said the Louisville Courier-Journal. parson; ‘but the thief left hia mark behind, and I shall easily trace him.’ “ ‘Yes, sir?’ said Pets huskily, and he cleared his throat. “ ‘Yea. Do you see thia, Pete?’ And the preacher held before the 1 man's eyes the huge enlargement of F i n e s t I n Q u n l 't y . L a r g e s t In V a r i e t y , the finger print. They m e e t ev ery req u ire m e n t fo r cleaning a n d “ Peter, beholding the photograph, polishing shoes o f a il k lu d a a n d colors. made a gesture of despair. “ *1 see there hain’t no use deny in’ wot 1 done,’ he said. 'Ye got the i . a J dandy " DflISSiNG: EJ>GS bulge on me, parson. I pinched yer ) RUSSET. fruit, and no mistake. But I certainly would like to know, though, where ye got that there impression of my cor duroy pants.* ” 1 kla;FI St COLOR r-MiroRtWii A household once supplied with Ham lins Wizard Oil ia seldom allowed to be without it. In case of sudden mishap or accident it takea the place of the old family doctor. frnoiyk ¡Shoe Polishes Barber—"Did I ever ahave yon be fore, air? Customer—“ Yes, once.” Barber — “ I don’t remember your face.” Customer—“ No I suppose n o t I t’a nil healed up now.” “ I hadn’t been talking with him three minutes before he called me an asa. What sort of a person is he? “ Well, I never knew him to tell a lie.” IVlliis Lve S a lv e G I L T E D G E th e only la d les shoe dressin g f h a t positively contain* OIL. Blacks a n d rollskeS la d le s ’ an d c h ild re n ’s b o o ts a n d shoes, s h i n e * w i t h o u t r o b b i n g , 2So. " F re n c h G loss,’’ 10c. D A N D Y co m b in atio n fo r clean in g a n d polishing a ll k in d s o f ru s se t o r ta n shoes, 23c. " S ta r” size, lOo. E L IT E com bination fo r g e n tle m e n w ho ta k e lA’ide in h av in g th e ir shoes look A 1. R estores color an d luBtre to all black shoes. P o lish w ith a b ru sh o r cloth, 26c. BABY EL ITE size 10c. I f y o u r d ea ler does n o t k eep tho k in d you w a n k send us his ad d ress a n d th a p ric e In stam p s fog a fu ll size package. W H ITT«;M O R E BROS. & CO., M -M Albany t a t ., C a m b r i d g e , M aes. 2’h» Oldest a n d Largest Manufacturer a aj Shoe Polishes i n the World. INES ESS COLLEGE sons EYES ■poariAyv, aeevav Caddie—A flipunder the lug, sir— morning, sir—got It from a small boy. Golfer—Good. Let’s see—er—what did you give him for it? Caddie—A flip under the lug, air— Punch. _______________ SIST SEND FOR FREE FIRST LESSONS "W hy do they call these dentiats’ offices dental parlors?” asked Smith of his friend. "Why, parlor is the old-fashioned name for drawing-room.”—Presbyter ian Standard. Mother* Win Lad Mr». Window*» Boothloc ty ru p tha beat remedy to use lo t tholr oümiren lu rin g th e t—th in s period. “ Why didn’t you go to aeo the coro nation, Bilboy? ‘‘Do the English flock over here to spend their money when there ia a presidential inauguration ?”—Buffalo Express. Said an English clergyman: “ Pa triotism ia the backbone of the Brit ish Empire; and what wa hava to do is to train that backbone and bring it to the front.” —Chriatain Register. Professor’s wife—You haven’t kiss ed me for a week. Professor (absently)—Are you sure? Then who—who the dickena have I been kissing? She—“ It ia a woman’s lot to suffer in silence." Ho—“ I should put It differently.” Sho—'"How, pray?” He—“ A silent woman suffers a lot.” K ê c le y ( u r e ALCO HO L OPIUM— TOBACCO fls b lts Positively On red* Only au thorised K eeler I ño ■titule la O reeoe. W rite o straten circu lar, for iN s im n . 71 L i 1 in K. ill lian P O R T L A N C ),O R E G O N . Tha Maakaat Man. P N U No. ÎS -’ll Oar notion of ths meekest man In •no who la afraid to attsmpt borrow H E N w r i t i n g to a d v e r t i s e r * p i e n s e i t i on th ie p a p e r . ing a part of bis salary from his wife. [ w •■Atchison Olobe. Be Cured In Your Own Home Rheum atism , Stomach and C u red p -rm a n rtly In »hort tim e an d a t »m»ll e a st by u a U L !„ » co n c e n tra te d m ineral w a te r. 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