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Thursday, April 1, 1937 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. House/ioM • THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Helpful Henry EVERTHING SURE IS VERY, VERM THAT WAS A VERY EXCELLENT GOOD MEAL, ‘GEORGE I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT— AND IF You HANE ANY FRIENDS THAT CANT READ, EITHER, Ju ST TELL HEM To ASK FOR HENRT—THATS . ME r ds Q uak LOTS OF WAITERS CAN’T READ — BOT 1EY ARE WA AHEAD IM THEIR ARITHMETIC • Quofion, Date Kisses — Thirty stoned dates, one cup almonds, white one egg, one cup powdered sugar. Chop dates; blanch almonds and cut into long strips. Beat egg very stiff, add sugar, dates and al monds. Drop in buttered tins with teaspoon and bake in quick oven. To keep the crease in men's trousers, turn them inside out and soap down the crease with a piece of dry soap, then turn back to the right side and press, using a damp cloth. The crease will remain for a long time. If a hot cinder falls on your carpet and damages it; repair it with wool. Buy skeins of wool to match the colors in your carpet. Fill in the damaged part with loops of the various wools, follow ing the pattern as nearly as pos- sible. The loops should be tightly p< ked together and made slight ly higher than the pile of your carpet. A thin syrup of sugar and water flavored with almond essence is good to sweeten fruit cup. By C. M. PAYNE Stockings can become a very expensive item for the mother of school-children—who are always falling down and tearing big holes in the knees. Try this way of re pairing an outsize hole: Take a piece of strong net to match the stocking and place over the hole on the inside of the stocking. Then darn the hole with wool that exact ly matches the stocking on the right side of the stocking through the net. The repair, you will find, will be scarcely visible. -Hov COME NO , N _______ _ When the frying pan has got slightly burnt, drop a raw peeled potato into the pan for a few minutes. 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