Thursday, April 1, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
Helpful Henry
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‘GEORGE
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT—
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ARITHMETIC
• Quofion,
Date Kisses — Thirty stoned
dates, one cup almonds, white one
egg, one cup powdered sugar.
Chop dates; blanch almonds and
cut into long strips. Beat egg very
stiff, add sugar, dates and al
monds. Drop in buttered tins with
teaspoon and bake in quick oven.
To keep the crease in men's
trousers, turn them inside out and
soap down the crease with a piece
of dry soap, then turn back to the
right side and press, using a damp
cloth. The crease will remain for
a long time.
If a hot cinder falls on your
carpet and damages it; repair it
with wool. Buy skeins of wool to
match the colors in your carpet.
Fill in the damaged part with
loops of the various wools, follow
ing the pattern as nearly as pos-
sible. The loops should be tightly
p< ked together and made slight
ly higher than the pile of your
carpet.
A thin syrup of sugar and water
flavored with almond essence is
good to sweeten fruit cup.
By C. M. PAYNE
Stockings can become a very
expensive item for the mother of
school-children—who are always
falling down and tearing big holes
in the knees. Try this way of re
pairing an outsize hole: Take a
piece of strong net to match the
stocking and place over the hole
on the inside of the stocking. Then
darn the hole with wool that exact
ly matches the stocking on the
right side of the stocking through
the net. The repair, you will find,
will be scarcely visible.
-Hov COME
NO
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When the frying pan has got
slightly burnt, drop a raw peeled
potato into the pan for a few
minutes. Then remove it, and all
traces of burning will have dis
appeared.
(Copyright, 1936, by Th. Bell Syndicate, Inc >
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In the Old Town Hall
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