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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, January 7, 1937 •=*=*===========** Ask Me Another THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS I’M STAB OH- I GOT INTERESTED IN THIS MYSTERY GONNA OURSELF WHAT— 2 MYSTERY THRILLERS ARE A NOVEL. i ANTIDOTE EOP DROWSINESS — FROM YAWN To A General Quit © • Bell Syndicate.— WNU Service. =============== 1. What assassination brought about the start of the World war? 2. How many nations were in volved in the war? 3. What is nepotism? 4. To what does “histrionic” re- | fer? 5. Did the Bronze age follow or | precede the Stone age? 6. In what city does the League of Nations sit? 7. What is aviculture? 8. At the mouth of what river is Shanghai? 9. What does “asymmetrical’* I mean? 10. Of what people was Hanni bal a great military leader? 11. What is argot? 12. What is a nonagon? Answers 1. That of Archduke Francis Ferdinand of Austria and his wife at Serajevo, Bosnia, on June 28, 1914. 2. 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