THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, January 7, 1937
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Ask Me Another
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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1. What assassination brought
about the start of the World war?
2. How many nations were in
volved in the war?
3. What is nepotism?
4. To what does “histrionic” re-
| fer?
5. Did the Bronze age follow or
| precede the Stone age?
6. In what city does the League
of Nations sit?
7. What is aviculture?
8. At the mouth of what river is
Shanghai?
9. What does “asymmetrical’*
I mean?
10. Of what people was Hanni
bal a great military leader?
11. What is argot?
12. What is a nonagon?
Answers
1. That of Archduke Francis
Ferdinand of Austria and his wife
at Serajevo, Bosnia, on June 28,
1914.
2. Twenty-seven.
3. Favoritism to one’s relatives
in appointments to offices.
4. To the stage or to actors.
5. Followed.
6. Geneva, Switzerland.
7. The rearing of birds.
8. The Yangtze.
9. Disproportionate.
10. The Carthaginians.
11. Slang or cant language.
12. A plane figure of nine angles.
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CHECK THAT COUGH
BEFORE IT GETS
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FINNEY
OF THE FORCE
Branching Out
By Ted O'Loughlin.
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BRONC PEELER— B. Oliver Withers Disappears
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MORNING DISTRESS
The Curse of Progress
WN’D
Tie Hie To
WINDOWS?
INNENT
"Les Miserables"
“That was a mournful picture
they had on at the Picture House
last night,” said Gertie to her
friend.
“Oh, was it?”
“Yes, but I’m going to see a
brighter one next time.”
“How do you know that for cer
tain?”
“Well, look! It says: ’Less Mis-
erable.’ ” Birmingham Post.
Justice
Irate Visitor to Crofter — Look
here, my man, one of your bees
has stung me. What are you going
to do about it?
Crofter (calmly) — Well, if you
could just p’int oot the bee that did
it I wad see that it was well pun
ished.—Lewiston Journal.
Never Heard of It
Visitor — Is Miss Smallwood at
home?
Maid—Well, er, you see, she’s in
negligee now.
Visitor—Can you give m3 her ad
dress there? I must get a letter to
her right away.—Chelsea Record.
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