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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON Thursday, December 17, 1936 /louseJiold • © Quesiiohr Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists Best None Too Goot THE FEATHERHEADS NOW = URGE To LOOK Al THING S — PRETEND I 'M SHOPPING — You HAVE TIME — — , COME - NELL- IF IOURE MOT KIDDING— HERE GOOD IS A VER ARTICLE —AND A LOOKS VERY NICE - REASONABLE PRice — ,-------- - NOT VERY COMFORTABLE HAVEN’T NOU SOMETHING BETTER— Jh ON IN SAY THE Ou Yes, INDEED- COME WITH MEI » LL BE GLAD AS LON AS WERE JUST LOOKING, E WHATS IDEA 2 KNOW WERE MIGHT AS WELL NOT BUYING--- LOOK AT the — 6 ‘s BEST To — SHOW YOU— ( CLERKS - - WOULD MAKE OUT BE TieR. F THEY GOT A COMMISSION ON TIME T hat IS - SPENT _ When washing wool hosiery, put slipper trees inside the stockings while they are still wet, not the solid boot trees with a strip of metal connecting heel and toe. When dried this way, stockings are worn more comfortably. 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