THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
Thursday, December 17, 1936
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Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
Best None Too Goot
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—
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AS LON AS
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LOOKING,
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MIGHT AS WELL
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TIME
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IS
- SPENT _
When washing wool hosiery, put
slipper trees inside the stockings
while they are still wet, not the
solid boot trees with a strip of
metal connecting heel and toe.
When dried this way, stockings are
worn more comfortably.
Cut some stale white bread in
one-inch cubes, and roll them in
sweetened condensed milk; then
fry them in very hot, deep, clear
lard for one minute, or until golden
brown.
Eiderdown should be washed in
tepid soapflake solution.
To give a new flavor to your
ham try pouring spiced pickle
juice over it before baking.
Ink stains may be removed from
wall paper with a solution of equal
parts of ammonia and hydrogen
peroxide.
© Associated Newspapers.—WNU Service.
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Therefore, Few People Play by Ear
MADE HER
ACHE ( 1er
ALL OVER
a /If
Feels like a ... V
new woman now
— * I
sowl\
Why suffer with muscular pains of rheumatism*
neuralgia, lumbago, or chest cold? Thousands
say Hamlins Wizard Oil brings quick relief to
aching legs, arms, chest, neck, back. Just rub it
on—rub it in. Makes the skin glow with warmth
— muscles feel soothed—relief comes quick.
Pleasant odor. Will not stain clothes. At all
druggists.
HAMLINS
WIZARD OIL
For MUSCULAR ACHES and PAINS
Due to RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA
LUMBAGO CHEST COLDS
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MESCAL IKE
So That’s What He Was Up to
HUNTLEY
SP, D ioja HEAR
BOUT SI-GUN JOE.
A-KICKINJ’ T h ' BUCKET
NEAH, UE FELL
THROUGH SOME
SCAFFOLDING
FELL THROUGH SOME
SCAFFOLDING ? WHAT
WAS HE A-DOI’ .
. UP THAR. ?
THE OTHER WOMAN LIVES
JUST AROUND THE CORNER
Lolly Gao
GETTI
HISSELF HUNJG
" 1 HEAR THEY STOPPED
VOOR BALLOON DACE.
WHAT WAS THE
> j
MATTER . CEN SORS.
may seem unreasonable, but
men cannot understand why
I T a most
woman who is usually happy
and loving should have recurring
periods when her whole character
seems changed. He cannot appre
ciate the distress, the discomfort
that all women must endure. He
does not know what it is to do
housework with an aching back
and failing energy. All he does
know is that other women seem
more cheerful by comparison.
three- quarter
LIGHTED
CIGARETTE
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Rz Ted.ILoushlin.
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- BooTs •
Don’t lot tho ordeals that all
women face cause you avoidable
discomfort or endanger your home.
Do as so many wise women have
—try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound.
For three generations one wom
an has told another how to go
“smiling through' with Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
It helps Nature tono up the sys
tem, thus lessening the discom
forts from the functional disorders
which women must endure in the
three ordeals of life: 1. Turning
from girlhood to womanhood. 2.
Preparing for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching “middle age.”
Don't be a three-quarter wife;
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COM POUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”
FOR COLDS
Nature can more quickly expel infection when
aided by internal medication of recognized merit
Salieoa Tablets
HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT
By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER—The Leaves Taking
©.BoLIVER BLKHERS, BAH!!
HE RIDES A Hoss THAT IHROWEO ME
HE Gris A Öo6 ON MIAIS QANCH -----
HE CALLS ME AN OL' MAN •—
HE LICKS ME IN A FIGHT —----
Ser
i Dot LIKE
3
Hite
’— AN WHATS MORE:---- THIS RANCH
AINT BIG ENUF F er ME an '
-T hat TAMP— ,
The Curse of Progress
I AINT EVEN GOIN -To TELL’n
I'M LEAVIN' OR WHERE
I‘M GOIN’------
B.B0LIVEO BLITHEQS —BAHP
BRONc HIED HIM
AN' HE CAN KEEP HIM
BUT In QUITTIN’,
IM PACKIN' UP AN
MOVIN’ ON .
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
THE SCOLDING
SMILES HAPPIY A MOER.
COME5 Mb ROOM
Force of Habit
Henry — What happened to you
and the school teacher? You said
you were going to marry her.
Charles — Well, I got to thinking
what a job it would be to write "I
must be home by 10 o’clock” a hun
dred or so times every time 1 came
home late.
MOTHER trm HIM Stiff
1ALKING-T0 ABDUY HOW BAMS
NEED MLR 10 6E1 Bl6 AND
SIRON6
(
6UR6L£s A
AS MOTHER
BOfU AND
BOY Nof 1
CHEERY GREEúNó
PICK5 UP HIS MILK
SAMS HE‘5 A NAUEHIY
FiMSH HUMIIK
DECIDES MowER LOOKS
FUNNY WHEN SHE’S CR055
MOMIR, To EMPHASIZE REMARK5,
Polis t MILK sfai LEFT IN
Wru. JINKS Ts a 6AME AND
1RES 10 6RAB BOTE
SOUS OVER AS MOWER. 1AY£5
A BREATH AND RESUMES
WER SCOLDIN
Not Homesick
Rastus was r. the war. At every
explosion he tried to get to the rear
line.
Colonel—You shouldn't be afraid,
Rastus. What if you die? Heaven is
your home.
Rastus— Yes, suh, Ah knows. But
Ah ain’t homesick.
BABE
PATCHES
I
RED
Q^SPOTS
GLOVER’S MANGE
MEDICINE
It relieves itching and
SOHES
irritation; kills the
mange mites causing Sarcoptic Mange; checks
spread of the disease; stimulates hair growth
on bare patches, destroys ticks and chiggers.
Insist on GLOVER'S. At all druggists.
GLOVER’S WORM MEDICINES are safe, sure. In
capsules and liquid form for Roundworms*
capsules for Tapeworms and Hookworms.
FREE VETERINARY ADVICE on any animal prob
lem. Picase mention animal's age, breed and sex.
FREE GUIDE—Write for it today. Address
Miserable,
with backache?
The Business Getter
Elmer's Mother — Doctor, 1 sup
pose you will be getting a good fee
for attending little James Robey—
the family are so rich?
Doctor—Why do you ask?
Elmer's Mother
Well, I hope
when you send us your next bill
you’ll bear in mind that it was our
Elmer what throwed the brick that
hit James.—Pathfinder Magazine.
MANGE
Mange in dogs is a ser
ious skin disease and
calls for prompt use of
- SCABS
PIAYS WIN «M, SMILINo MV
WONDERING WHAT MOMEP
whs TALRIN 0BOUY
\/HEN kidneys function badly and
W you suffer * nagging backache,
with dizziness, burning, scanty or too
frequent urination and getting up at
night; when you feel tired, nervous,
all upset .. . use Doan’s Pilli.
Doan’s ere especially for poorly
working kidneys. Millions of boxes
are used every year. They are recom
mended the country over. Ask your
neighbor!
D oans P ills
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
REMEDIES
Rheumatism— Arthritis— Neuritis
Lumbago. Muscular Aches & Pains
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Sold for 25 years.
$2 bottle—3 for $6.
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