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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1936)
THURSDAY. AUGUST 13, 1936 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON w FYYYYYYYYYYYYYWYYYFy WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS GLAD Mis J ob is NOW, WHILE FELIX I THE HEDGE, I' m ----- 1 DONE— Trimmed Qs CUAK, — IS • CLIPPING I GOING To) COOL OFF./ J----------- NOW, WHERE IN Envy YTTTYYKYYI THE WORLD IS that FAN 2 I'LL ASK 4 WHEN IT COMES To . ELECTRIC FELIX — HAT a wretched and W apostate state is this! To be offended with excellence and to hate a man because we approve him! The condition of the envious man is the most emphatically miserable; he is not only incapable of rejoicing in another’s merit or success, but lives in a world wherein all mankind are in a plot against his quiet, studying their own happiness and advantage. —Addison. Misfortunes cannot be avoid ed but they may be sweet ened. PuTTING: IP A FENCE MANY _ PEOPLE START To . HEDGE S'MATTER By C. M PAYNE POP— Y’aint Looking at Him Right, Pop How LITTLE I LOOK OUTsIE? > H 2 IM PLENT/ 1316 EHeUG# IHSIDE. MESCAL IKE Watch Your Manners Is politeness decaying? Don't permit that. It will develop into sheer brutality. If you care a great deal for a man as he is, you may be able to reform him, but be careful. People have to become thor- oughly exasperated before they thoroughly punish crime. Religion of most people very good one if they would pay more attention to it. What Price Relief Hurling a bad egg has never settled an argument; but hasn't it been a great relief. Some can enter a room impres sively; and not so many car leave it that way. You must expect to see displays of ignorance all the time. Don’t let them perturb you. Much of one's youth is clouded by a perpetual nagging to break trifling bad habits. SkinSufferers At Least He Should Get the Button Holes find ready relief from itching of ec- zema, rashes and similar ills. In the •re gentle medication of • Resinol 32 «f TAKE THE GRIPING OUT OF PERIODIC PAIN CHIN-GOW I Periodic disturbance is natural but the stabbing backaches, nerve-racking, piercing, throbbing pain is not. Your nerves, your equilibrium, your happiness, your health demand relief. When the pain begins, take two SALICON tablets and repeat if necessary. SALICON Is quickly effective, forms no habit, does not dis turb the digestion and is convenient to carry around. Incidentally, it is good for headaches and colds too. 5 • V3RY Mici LAVADA) I I AHr H74 Ask your druggist for SALICON. FINNEY OF THE FORCE ‘ Now--ALL Nez B, Ted.QLoughin. SHTAY TGETER— Ol'LL TAKE Ez SAFE ‘CROSS TH' SHTREET— RAM IM BER Oi'M HERE f TAKE CARE O’EZ----- desT AS IF ER OWN LT- ' Do Your Duty MISTER PLCEMAN- WAIT— STOP —ARE is—MEI DOLL- . COME ( . ON— — PLACE WELL—THEN— — I M STOCKING'S L S COMING DOWN- , / 1 FI* iT, PLEASE: \ 7 C. HO^II —7 PHOoOSSIFER ‘ FINNE/ KIpS WILL Be KIDS EVEN ‘WHIN NOW 2- When ir the Northwest HEATHMAN HOTELS THEY GRoW UP n the hub of Portland Oregons shopping and theatrical center.. : these two splendid hostelries of fer you every comfort and luxury at extremely moderate cost BEST IN THE WEST Portlands newest and finest ho tels. . located in the hub of the shopping and recreational district .. are the unquestioned choice of ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES By O. JACOBSSON Rubber! experienced travelers. 530 ROOMS from 1255 up me NEW mt HEATH MAN HEATHMAN HARRY € HEATHMAN MANAGER PORTLAND OREGON STOMACH, RECTAL and COLON AILMENTS Comatose Our Pet Peeve Courtship Bier—The Weavers are so quiet tonight. Is there anything wrong?” Gardiner—No; they're always that way. When he proposed he just held up a diamond ring and said “Eh?” and she looked at it and said “Uh-huh.” — Pathfinder Magazine. HOUR Treated Without Sur- gical Operation. Write or Call for FREE BOOKLET. GLUYAS Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC Physician and Surgeon SEALED Miserable with backache? Vacation Romance? ppoP ft NOW PROP THAT PAPER Youth—Now, on this ring I should like you to engrave: "For my darling Muriel.” Jeweler—Would it not be better to have simply: “For my dar- ling?” You see, sir, it will be at least a week before we can let you have the ring.—Hummel. \JHEN kidneys function badly and W you suffer a nagging backache, with dizziness, burning, scanty or too frequent urination and getting up at night; when you feel tired, nervous, all upset ... use Doan's Pills. Doan's are especially for poorly working kidneys. Millions of boxes ). CONVERSES Mutual Concessions "You dare to ask for the hand of my daughter and a few years ago you were ball boy at our tennis club?” "Yes, sir, I said to myself, 'He may be a poor tennis player but that does not prevent his being a good father-in-law.' ” mended ti neighbor! •I AYO RETRIEVE BETER D oans P ills
