THURSDAY. AUGUST 13, 1936
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
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WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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FELIX —
HAT a wretched and
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apostate state is this! To
be offended with excellence and
to hate a man because we
approve him! The condition of
the envious man is the most
emphatically miserable; he is
not only incapable of rejoicing
in another’s merit or success,
but lives in a world wherein
all mankind are in a plot
against his quiet, studying their
own happiness and advantage.
—Addison.
Misfortunes cannot be avoid
ed but they may be sweet
ened.
PuTTING:
IP A
FENCE
MANY _
PEOPLE
START
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HEDGE
S'MATTER
By C. M PAYNE
POP— Y’aint Looking at Him Right, Pop
How LITTLE I LOOK
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EHeUG# IHSIDE.
MESCAL IKE
Watch Your Manners
Is politeness decaying? Don't
permit that. It will develop into
sheer brutality.
If you care a great deal for a
man as he is, you may be able to
reform him, but be careful.
People have to become thor-
oughly exasperated before they
thoroughly punish crime.
Religion of most people
very good one if they would pay
more attention to it.
What Price Relief
Hurling a bad egg has never
settled an argument; but hasn't it
been a great relief.
Some can enter a room impres
sively; and not so many car leave
it that way.
You must expect to see displays
of ignorance all the time. Don’t
let them perturb you.
Much of one's youth is clouded
by a perpetual nagging to break
trifling bad habits.
SkinSufferers
At Least He Should Get the Button Holes
find ready relief from itching of ec-
zema, rashes and similar ills. In the
•re gentle medication of
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GRIPING OUT OF
PERIODIC PAIN
CHIN-GOW
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Periodic disturbance is natural but the stabbing
backaches, nerve-racking, piercing, throbbing
pain is not. Your nerves, your equilibrium,
your happiness, your health demand relief.
When the pain begins, take two SALICON
tablets and repeat if necessary. SALICON Is
quickly effective, forms no habit, does not dis
turb the digestion and is convenient to carry
around. Incidentally, it is good for headaches
and colds too.
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AILMENTS
Comatose
Our Pet Peeve
Courtship
Bier—The Weavers are so quiet
tonight. Is there anything wrong?”
Gardiner—No; they're always
that way. When he proposed he
just held up a diamond ring and
said “Eh?” and she looked at it
and said “Uh-huh.” — Pathfinder
Magazine.
HOUR
Treated Without Sur-
gical Operation.
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Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
Physician and Surgeon
SEALED
Miserable
with backache?
Vacation Romance?
ppoP ft NOW
PROP THAT
PAPER
Youth—Now, on this ring I
should like you to engrave: "For
my darling Muriel.”
Jeweler—Would it not be better
to have simply: “For my dar-
ling?” You see, sir, it will be at
least a week before we can let
you have the ring.—Hummel.
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Mutual Concessions
"You dare to ask for the hand of
my daughter and a few years ago
you were ball boy at our tennis
club?”
"Yes, sir, I said to myself, 'He
may be a poor tennis player but
that does not prevent his being a
good father-in-law.' ”
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