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PORTLANDMARKET P le u « M a t t e s T his Pe*er W hea A e .« .r t e S ik e e e A S.« Hotell AlId P l DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL 286 Alder Street. Portland. Oregon. Will rent you a room for 11.00 per day. or a room with bath for 31.60 to 32.00 per day? BAB’S RESTAURANT I L Cafeteria A ifixxJ place to Eat and Live Well. Remarkable 60c luncheon at noon. Open 7 a. m. t o ! a m«, 12* Stark S l S ix th s tr e e t o p p o s ite T h e O r e g o n ia n a n d A l d e r s tre e t o p p o s ite M e ir & F ra n k *« . T h e B e s t E a tin g p la c e in th e C it y . T h e F in e s t C o ffe e a n d P a s tr y a S p e c ia lty . Grand Avenue st Ysn P O R T L A N D . O RE. HORSES, M U LE S B O U G H T. SOLD C ro w n S table». In c ., 286 F r o n t S L , P o r t land. O ra . H o ra e a a n d m u le s fo r sals 01 h ire . S p e c ia l ra te s to lo g g e rs a n d c o n tra c to r« . W i t h or w ith o u t harness. P h illip S u e tte r, Pres. U . S. S T A B L E S . 366 U n io n A va . D r a f t horses b o u g h t a n d sold._________________ C. L C h a p p e ll, 222 U n io n A v e . Sou th. L E A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN G T h e C a lla n School, o n ly recognised school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d o p e ra tors a lw a y s In d e m an d 406 A rtis a n « B ld g M A C H IN E R Y Baud ua y o u r ln q n lrle s t o r a a ly y t k ln g la Lo g g in g . Iro n o r W o o d w o rk in g M a c h in e ry , . 1 S a w m ill, C o n tra c to rs ' E q u ip m e iat. n t, Lo co motive». B oilers, E ngines, C ru sh ers , R a il, C able, B a itin ig. g , ate. I B l l u r k a M a c h in e ry Co 628 R a ilw a y ft. xchango B ld g .. P o rtla n d , Or. M OTORCYCLE* A ND P A R T * A ll m akes. E a s y te rm s . E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E C O . 44-46 G R A N D A V E . PERSONAL best a n d m o s t successful “ H o m e M a k e r ; ” h u ndreds ric h w is h m a r r ia g e soon; s t r ic t ly c o n fid e n tia l; m ost r e lia b le ; y e a rs of e xp e rien ce ; d e s c rip tio n s fre e . “T h e S u c - ?essful C lu b ," M rs . N A S H , B ox 566, O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA . S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R W e h elp th e a p p e a ra n c e o f « o m e n . T w e n t y - t w o In c h s w itc h o r ‘ tlo n , v a lu e $7.CO, p ric e *2.46. 400 to 412 D e k u m Bldg. “Where Horn Cemforts Abonnd” PORTLAND. O K S. T h e p lea s u re o f y o u r t r ip to P o r t la n d w ill depend upon th e h o te l you ■ e le c t C o zy s u rro u n d in g s , m o d e ra te ra te s , a n d th e w elc o m e you fin d in y o u r ow n hom e to w n , a w a it yo u a t th e M u ltn o m a h . Garage in Connection. T Y P E W R IT E R S Guaranteed Rebuilt«. Rented or sold. Easy layments. Send for il lustrated catalogue B. Wholesale Typewriter Ce. 321 WaskaetM St. PORTLAND. ORE. RUBBER STAMPS and DEVICES. MARKING “ Fceriz- Ihing for EXPERT METROPOLITAN newspaper re cently featured the photographs ring & Cleaning seen in a trip around thè world. They were as follows: The Great E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E Wall of China, a group of figures out By Parcel Post Return Postage Paid. W rite for side a Buddhist temple to frighten Circulars and Prices. away evil spirits, the houseboats on “A t Your Beck and Call’ the canal at Canton, China, the an clent Instruments In the astronomical observatory at Peking, the bank of the Nile near Cairo, where, according to local tradition, the daughter of Pharaoh found the Infant Moses In the C o m m e rc ia l In fo r m a tio n fu rn is h e d fre e bulbrushes. of c h a rg e . C ata lo g u e s s upp lied and c o m The Interests of this traveler were m e rc ia l In q u irie s c h e e rfu lly a n s w e red . W r it e a n y f ir m b e lo w i D o I t no w I apparently confined largely to the Orient or else he traversed the most A C C O R D IA N P L E A T I N G ________ of his Journey with his eyes shut, a K n if e an d b o x p le a tin g , h e m s titc h in g , W c yd. B u tto n .' c overed. N o v e lty Shop, fault common to a good many trav 8514 F i f t h s tre e t, P o r tla n d . elers. B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G A « «TRasTa FQRTUANO. o r m im i SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS Are painful and often dangerous. Our Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Belts and Bandages always give relief. Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years Satisfaction or Money Back. Band for Book and M easure Blank Today. WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. Portland. Woodlark Ju il ding Alder at West Park N o rth w e s t W e ld in g A S u p p ly C o., 88 l » t Bt C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O - T H E R A P E U T IC S D rs . B a k e r a n d U leson, 817 D e k u m B ldg . C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A u D E S IG N « C la r k « B ro s ., F lo rls is , 287 M o rris o n S L . D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N E V E N IN G O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a nd W a s h . P O R T L A N D FARM LO A N « D e v e re a u x M o rtg a g e C o., 17 8th B t F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C o m m e rc ia l ir o n W o rk s ,_ 7 th M ad is o n . G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M A C H IN E » O re g o n T y p e w r it e r C o., 8 4-A t i n SV H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., 281 E . 76th S t. N . F lo o rs e le c tric sanded. | L . & . S. U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E Used cars b o t a n d sold. 28 N . 11th S t., P ho ne B ro a d w a y 3214. H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T I N G S usie B u c k le y , P o w e r's F u r n it u r e S to re . M F G S . O F V U L C A N I Z E D R O O F P A IN T N e w roofs an d r e p a ir in g done. Young an d W oods. 1103 E . C a r u th e r s St. M FG S. O F R E E D - F U R N IT U R E B u y C o a s t M a d e Goods. R eed S p e c ia lty Shop, 319 W illia m s A v e . O R EG O N F L U F F R UG CO. J . H . L e h m a n n , P ro p . 1984 E a s t S ta rk P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S A AUTO REPAIR PARTS PISTONS— PISTON PINS— RINGS SILOS AND WATER TANKS National Tank & Pipe Co.. Portland.__________ Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto motive Machine Work and Welding. COOK A GILL CO.. INC. 11th and Burnside Sts. Portland. Ore. Phone: Bdwy. 8281 S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E W i ll h e lp fre in d le s s g irls . D . & M . c a r, M a y f a ir & A le x a n d r ia Sts. TYPEW R ITER S—N EW OR R E B U IL T Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street.________ W e lt e r S ystem of S u o fle a tiv e T h e r a p y Dr. T. W . A y e rs, 715 D e k u m B ld g. W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T IN W A R E P o rtla n d T in w a r e M fg . C o., 47 F i r s t St. e e e What are the five most Interesting examples of the handiwork of man to be seen In a trip around the world? What are the five things most worth seeing and remembering? What would Interest one would not, perhaps. Interest another, and the list which Is given below may not appeal to you even though It be an opinion compiled from the experiences of a dozen or more world travelers who discussed the Interesting question. Here are the things which were In general agreed upon as the five things most worth seeing: a a a The Taj Mahal at Agra In East In dia. This Is undoubtedly the most wonderful example of architecture In the world. It was built by Shah Jehan to his favorite sultana, Moomtaz-1- Mahul, and the romance of Its build ing, If you will take trouble to look It up In the library, you will find ex traordinarily interesting. The Vatican at Rome. No building In the world houses so many unre- placeable treasures as the Vatican. Its art riches, Its wealth of literary treas ures exceed In Interest and In value any other single collection ever made. a a a The Mount Wilson observatory, near Los Angeles, Cal. It Is In this ob servatory that Is housed the 100-tnch E a s t M o rris o n S t., a t E a s t S ix th , th s P rin c ip a l E a s t Side H o te l. 6 m in u te s fro m Hooker telescope with pierces B hop pln g D is t r ic t . F o u r blocks (r o m 8. P. further Into the unknown of space E a s t Side S ta tio n . than any other Instrument that hu E y e s E x a m in e d . G l a s s e s F it t e d . man hands have devised. One mo — R e p a irin g done by m a ll. M oat ment’s look through tjiat magnificent m o d e rn e q u ip m e n t. S a tis fa c tio n •AjrJt" g u a ra n te e d . Instrument would show you a new DOORS AND W [ N D 0 W ~ ____ P R E - W A R P R IC E S W e can sell you D oors, W in d o w s , R o o f universe which before It was built C la rk -B ro w e r O p tic a l C o.. 112f 6th S tre e t ing, P a in t, G lass a n d B u ild e rs ' H a r d w a r e , had never been seen. It Is one of the d ire c t a t w h o le s ale p rices. W r it e fo r rices b e fo re b u y in g . H e a c o c k Sash A scientific wonder spots of the world. NEW FLU FF RUGS AT HALF B •oor C o., 212 F ir s t S t., P o rtla n d .________ Shakespeare’s home at Stratford. It D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N CO ST O F NEW CARPETS. was here that the master of all writers H a v e y o u r old w o rn o u t c a rp e ts and C K ro n lc diseases a s p e c l^ ty ? ^ T > r? 3 v 7 ^ iL retired after he had finished the great woolen cloth es m ad e in to a r t is t ic re v e r s Allen, 302 Raliegh Building.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ib le F L U F F P U G S . C a rp e ts a n d rugs r e EMBROIDEjFUNG A N O P L E A T I N G — est contribution to literature ever p a ire d , s te a m cleaned. R a g ru g s a ll s ite s A c e o rd ia n side and box P le a tin g , H e m written In any language or by any B u y fro m fa c to ry a n d save m o n e y . W r it e s titc h in g , B u tto n s C o v ere d , B ra id in g , etc. fo r prices. man. It Is an Inspiration to stand K . S te p h a ns, 219 -2 0 -2 1 P i t t ock B lock. Northwest Rug Co., ori‘ IA V THE T A I L O R . Suits cleaned. S l . 2 5 where he had dnee stood, to see some M il We pay return Postage. of the material things that were once * 104 Fourth S t.,____________ Portland. Ore his companions. The Panama canal. Undoubtedly DR. G. E. W ATTS L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began the greatest example of man’s engi 212 Oregonian Building. B es t w o rk , best s ervice. O ld e s ta b lis h e d neering genius since the world began. K o d a k fin is h e rs . 12 y e a rs In P o rtla n d . POR TLAN D , OREGO N M all o rders g iv e n s p e c ia l care. W e pay There may have been greater difficul r e tu rn po stage. A ll p r in ts m ad e on V e lo x S P E C IA L IS T ties to surmount In the building of paper. R e g u la r E a s tm a n D e a le rs , a ll th e K o d a k s and s u n d ries In stock. K o d a k or Female and Rectal Troubles and the pyramids but they are useless P re m o c a ta lo g s e n t on req u e s t. E v e la n d GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS things, not so wonderful now as a 4. L e w is , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d . modern city skyscraper. a a a The Famous HONEST OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE JOHN TRUSS Fitted with •fore you order your wedding announcements All five of these things are the ac cards, write or visit THE CHETOPA PRESS a Guarantee to be the complishments of the brain of man. quest for samples entitles you to 50 beautiful Next Best Thing to a Suc ng cards in an engraved effect free o f charge, Added to them the traveler around the cessful Operation. ulway at Taylor Portland, Oregon world would wish to see those other D. W. ELROD, and greater things that man has never DR. E. H. EA ST 1115 Selling Building equaled : The falls at Niagara, the P H Y S IC IA N A N D B U R G E O N P O R TLA N D , OREGON Grand canyon, the mighty trees of le c la ltls s l G o itre s , D isease« o f W o rn «» a n d M a t e r n it y California, the great tides of Fundy, M e « M o rg a n B u ild in g P o r tla n d , O r a the caverns at Luray, the mountain ous monuments of God In the Alps Eye and Eye Gla«sea Care PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH will and the Hlmtlayas, the supreme m y s p e c ia lty . C o n s u lta tio n free . J S a tis fa c tio n g u a ra n te e d . D r . B. clean your teeth and mouth and gums beauty of Lake Louise or the Bay of A . B e d y n e k , 5U8-9 P it t o c k B lo c k . better than any known remedy. Naples. PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH is the To the traveler there Is given the beat mouth wash ever seen or used by great privilege of seeing with his own dentists for their patients. eyes but even If you cannot travel, PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH takes the beauties and the wonders of the F I S T U L A , F IS S U R E , Itc h in g a n d a ll o t h soreness, bleeding and pain from gums world are not denied you. You can e r r e c ta l c o n d itio n s e x c e p t C a n c e r p e r m a and makes them natural. see them through the eyes of others n e n tly cured w ith o u t a s u rg ic a l o p e ra tio n . PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH will M y m eth o d o f t r e a t m e n t saves th e t is who have seen them and have written sue in s te a d o f d e s tro y in g It. I t Is p a in clear up your mouth so that when you down In graphic and truthful language less. re q u ire s no a n e s th e tic a n d Is p e r m a see your dentist, his work will be n e n t. T h e r e Is no c o n fin e m e n t to bed, no the wonders that they found. in te rfe re n c e w it h bu siness or s o c ia l e n much less. If you are Interested In any of the PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH will be g a g e m e n t» five things of man enumerated above I g u a r a n te e a c u re o r w ill r e fu n d y o u r sent to you, charges paid, on receipt ot ,e C a ll o r w r it e fo r b o o k le t. money order or dralt for $2.50, payable you can find them all Interestingly to HILLSBORO CHEMICAL COM written about In any good library, and M e n tio n th is p a p e r w h e n w r it in g . PANY, HILLSBORO, OREGON. Fi of the greater things In nature hun nancial Reference. Shute Savings dreds of books have been written on •s c o n d end M o rris o n S ta ., P o r tla n d , O re . Bank, Hillsboro, Ore. each of them. ----- « A M o d e ra te P ric e d H o te l o f M e r it ” H O T E L C L IF F O R D A L A S K A P L U M B j N O H T I N Q QQ. P lu m b in g F ix tu r e s a n d S upplies. P ip e __F it t in g s , lo w e s t p rices. 353 K . M o rria o n C L E A N l NG A N D D Y B IN Q F o r ~ r e iia b le ^ C ie a n in g a n d ^ ) y e ln g s e r v - lce send p a rce ls to us. W e p a y r e tu rn postage. In fo r m a tio n a n d p ric e s g ive n upon req uest. E N K E ’8 C I T T DYBS W O R K S E s ta b lished 1890_________ _________ P o rtla n d K O D A K S SORE MOUTH P IL E S DR. E. J. D E A N ELOPERS K IL LE D IN B A TTLE Parents and Brother of Texas Girl Are Held by Police After Tragic Encounter on Road. San Angelo, Tex.—The body of Nel son McNeill, who engaged in a gun fight with Ms sweetheart's parents near here, in which the girl was killed, was found seven miles from tlie scene of the fight, according to the police. McNeill and the girl. Miss Elizabeth < \e' hi Mimi 11 iïim iW i.“ TREE W ANTED TH ANK S. NE day Madam Pig and her chil dren were eating apples under a O big tree by the roadside when the tree, which was very full of fruit, bent Its boughs and spoke. “Madam Pig. you seem to enjoy eating my fruit.” said the tree. “Ugh!“ grunted Madam Pig. and went on eating. “Do you uot think these are the very best apples you have ever eaten?” asked the tree. “Ugh 1” grunted Madam Pig, and went on eating. “Your children seem to enjoy my fruit, also,” said the tree. “Ugh I” gruuted Madam Pig, and kept on eating. DEPARTM ENT Smith Long Stevenson 310 Bush 4k Lane Bldg.___ Send for free catalog B INFORMATION A the Ö fter" w lliii rri HniiinTiniiminiii* 1 ■ B l i f j Dorothy Harris, were fieelng In a Hailstones Killed Cows In Pastura. motorcar. They hail stopped to Baltimore. Md.—Carolina county, change a tire when they were over Maryland, was wrecked by the most taken by the girl's parents and the terrific hailstorm In the history of fight started. the section. Cattle were killed by The girl’s parents. Dr. and Mrs. the stonea, the entire pea crop waa Dick Harris and her brother, IL 8. ruined, other crops and fruits were Harris, are being detained, but no badly damaged and the property loos charges have been filed against them. will run high, as homes. In many In- Authorities say the senior Harris stancea, were badly wrecked. Several claims that McNeill shot and killed ; persona were Injured by the hail Miss Harris and then attempted to stones, which were as large as lien commit suicide. I« « « . “Do you not think my apples are a beautiful color?” asked the tree. “I have not noticed the color,” re plied Madam Pig, “but I wish you would keep quiet so I can enjoy my food." “Well, I must say you are a very Impolite creature,” replied the tree, tossing Its branches about; “here you come to me for food and I give you all you can eat, and your children also, and you never even thunk uie, T H E R IG H T T H IN G Ì “ W h a t ’s in a N a m e ? ” By M IL D R E D M A R S H A L L By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE Facta about your name; Its history: mean ing; whence it was derived; significances your lucky day and lucky JeweL W H E N A M AN W A L K S . ADELE. H e possessed a p e c u lia r ta le n t o f p ro d u cing e ffe c t in w h a te v e r he said o r did. —T a c itu s . ERIVED from the Teutonic Adllo, which also Is the root of Ade D laide, the name Is one of the most an HE well-bred man remembers when walking with a woman and T the sidewalk Is narrow that If other cient known to students. The sig nificance of the name Is of the most heroic character and It was a favorite with the ruling houses of the various German principalities as far back as the Tenth and Eleventh centuries. The name in Its earliest beginnings was very much the same In fortn und even spelling as It Is today. Adela Is prob ably the widest variation In the course of centuries. The name was widely adopted In France, as well as In England and Italy under different forms from Ada- lalda to Adeline. The Jewel associated with persons hearing the name Adele Is the tur quoise. The turquoise is held to have peculiar properties of protecting the person wearing It from harm and warning them of npprouchlng danger by breaking. Friday Is Adele’s most fortunate day and her lucky number Is six. pedestrians approuch them, he should step behind his companion while they are passing. But If escorting a woman In woods or through an overhung country he goes ahead of his companion In order to clear the path for her. When walking with a woman a man Invariably asks whether he may re lieve her of any parcels she may be carrying, but If she declines his offer he should not be Insistent. A man may have to possess a good deal of discrimination these days to differ entiate between some of the enlarged handbags that women carry and a small bit of luggage. However, he should always ask to carry the lutter while be would, of course, not ask to carry her handbag. A man never takes a woman’s arm when walking In the street Rave when she Is too old or feeble to walk un aided or when the way Is so slippery as to be hazardous. It Is regarded as decidedly provincial or “second rate" to do this. When walking with a woman a man never stops to speak to an acquaint ance whom he chances to meet unless the .woman takes the lend In so doing. If a man happens to meet a woman acquaintance, even though he Is well acquainted with her, he would not think of stopping to talk with her In the street, but If there was something which they wished to discuss he might ask whether he might walk with her for a little way. He would show the same consideration to his mother or sister In this regard. It a man overtakes a woman going In the same direction that he Is he would never think of accompanying her without asking permission and unless he knew her well enough to be quite sure that she would not have the slightest objection he would not ask for this. A man does not Invariably take the curb, side of the sidewalk when ac companying a woman. He does If the road Is muddy and therefore that side Is less desirable. In city streets he usually takes the able that makes It possible for him to meet pedestrian traffic coming In the other way. That Is, he would walk at her left where traffic keeps to the right as It does In American cities. (Coprrisht ) ------ O------ (C opyright.) Newly Engaged. She—Henry, I have something I must confess to you ; in y teeth are false. He—My dear, I know thnt. She—But I haven't paid for them yet -------- O-------- C u b e rs o m e T h in g to C a rry . Write for details and price list. Begin n o w to accumulate your birthday and holiday gift sets. T h is L a F ra n c a T e a s p o o n sent po et p a id o n re c e ip t o f 3 0 CENTS In i t i a l e n g ra v e d fre e . (Cut out and mail thia coupon) MERCHANDISE DISTRIBUTING COMPANY 973 Monadnock Building 681 Market Street San Franciaco Gentlemen: Encloaad find 30 cent«. one La France Teaspoon to Mad Signature.............. ................................................. Addreaa.................................................. - .............. Engraved initial should b e ................................ Skin »Troubles ‘ ------- S o o t h e d -------- With Cuticura Soap. O intm ent. Talcum, B e •▼•rywher« Samples fr«« o f OaUooxa LaboratorU*. DapA X . UaMea. Mass Superstition Concerning Amethyst. The pious crusaders who fought to gain the Holy land for Christendom wore amethysts to preserve them from harm. Thus used as an amulet It soon acquired the title of “the soldier's stone.” The people of that period con sidered the gem a symbol of pure love or sincerity, employed It to express mourning and wore it when bearing petitions to the overlords. They also believed it capable of preventing the descent of hailstones and locusts. Seat of the Trouble. Herbert often complained about the peculiar disposition ot his small cousin, with whom he could not get along well. After a recent disagree ment he came into the house out ot patience and exclaimed: “Well, mother, James and I might just as well quit trying to be friends, if he is my cousin. We just can't agree. He's too full of human nature." Original “Humpty Dumpty.” The original of the Mother Goose melody was a satire on James II of England, who fled for aid to the court ot Louis XIV of France, then the most powerful monarch of Europe, but “all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty to gether again.“ Wanted Prolonged Stay. Much to his delight, Bennie had been allowed to spend the night with his grandmother. Next morning when the time came for him to return home be said: "Grandma, I am not ready to go home y e t I want to stay two all nights.” The Real Bungalow A bungalow, properly speaking, Is a long, low, rambling, one-story wood en building, with wide eaves, serving as a rest house and shelter for travel ers, In India, where there are no oth er accommodations. The watch of Charles V., which was Demonstrated. one of the earliest of these timepieces, weighed 27 pounds. It was a good “Flattery,” says the office philoso deal like a clock of the present day. pher, “Is a species of eyewash which -------- O-------- » we use on our next-door neighbor. But, of course, he never tries It on us; be tells us he has too high an opinion ot our judgment to do that!"—London Answers. A MATTER OF 8AFETY “So you prefer automobile races to horse?” “Yes. No matter how much you may think you know about automo biles, you are not tempted to back one of 'em to the lim it same as you are a racehorse.” -------- O-------- A LIN E 0 ’ CHEER By John Kendrick Bangs. 8have With Cuticura Soap And double your razor efficiency as well as promote skin purity, skin com fort und skin health. No mug. no slimy soap, no germs, no waste, no irritation even when shaved twice dally. One soap for all uses—shaving, bathing und shampooing.—Adv. Etiquette. The word etiquette meant a label. The garden walks at Versailles were labeled and the courtiers had to keep within the “etiquettes" or labels. The meaning of the phase was afterward widened. A SAD JOKE. F ALL life ended up In smoke I think 'twould he a dreary Joke, And I've a notion In my mind If Nature Jests at all we'll find Her Humor'» not as stale and flat As that. But worthier By far of tier Who raised the Hills, and out of Night Brought forth the blessed gift of Light. I EASY Bug (to overseas friend): There*« nothing very difficult about this going over the top I used to road about during the warl You can buy a com plete set or build up your present set by b u y in g o n ly one piece at a time. The pattern illustrated is the new and beauti ful L a F r a n c e . We have many other patterns. i:: in (C opyright.) T H E R IG H T T IM E SILVERWARE F a m o u s fo r M u re T h a n 5 0 Y e a rs and then you ask me to keep quiet. You are a rude creature.” “Why should I thank you for what you throw away?” said Madam Pig. “If you kept till those apples on the tree which we have eaten with those you have now your limbs would breuk. If we had been hungry and you had given us food from your branches, which you wished to keep, theu I should thuuk you. but not for this which you threw on the ground.” “How dare you speak to ine like that?” said the tree, shaking with an ger and sending down some unripe, hard apples, which sent the piggies and Madam Pig squealing down the road. Mr. Bluckblrd, who had been nearby and heard all that had been said, flew Into the tree and began to peck at an apple. "How dare you spoil my unripe fruit,” said the tree, “when there are plenty of ripe apples on the ground?" “I did not care to risk one of your hard apples striking me," replied Mr. Blackbird. “I saw thé way you treat ed Madam Pig, and besides I rather enjoy spoiling fruit.” - "Oh, you dreadful creature !” ex claimed the tree, so angry now that It shook all the unripe apples from Its branches, which fell ou the ground, bruised and worthless. “There, you see what has hap pened," said Mr. Blackbird, hopping and chattering with glee. “You have lost all your fruit, and Just because you wuuted to be thunked for some thing you had thrown away. “If you had not been so unjust to Madam Pig perhaps I should have eaten the apples on the ground and jou would not have been In such a fit of anger,” and away be flew, leav ing the tree to think over what be had said. AT WM. ROGERS & SON W ( C o p y r ig h t ) In a Breach of Promise Case. An eminent French scientist has suc ceeded In weighing a kiss. Oh, fudge! the only thing that can possibly worry a man In that line la bow much bis kiss weighs with the Jury.—Boston Transcript. Are Yoa SstaAeJ? Is th e b ig g e s t, m e a t p e rfe c tly equipped R u e ln .s e T r a in in g HrhoeA la th e w .s L F i t y e u re e u fo r a h ig h e r pu efllon w ith m o re m oney. P e rm a n e n t pualUooa a ss u re d q u r G re n u e te e . W r it e fo r c a ta lo g —F o u r th a n d Y a m h ill. P o rtla n d . NenB- P. N. U. No. 34, 1(21
