The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, August 25, 1921, Image 7

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    PORTLANDMARKET
P le u « M a t t e s T his Pe*er W hea A e .« .r t e S ik e e e A S.«
Hotell AlId P l
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL
286 Alder Street. Portland. Oregon.
Will rent you a room for 11.00 per day. or a room
with bath for 31.60 to 32.00 per day?
BAB’S RESTAURANT
I L Cafeteria
A ifixxJ place to Eat and Live Well.
Remarkable 60c luncheon at noon.
Open 7 a. m. t o ! a m«, 12* Stark S l
S ix th s tr e e t o p p o s ite T h e O r e g o n ia n a n d A l ­
d e r s tre e t o p p o s ite M e ir & F ra n k *« . T h e B e s t
E a tin g p la c e in th e C it y .
T h e F in e s t C o ffe e
a n d P a s tr y a S p e c ia lty .
Grand Avenue st Ysn
P O R T L A N D . O RE.
HORSES, M U LE S B O U G H T. SOLD
C ro w n S table». In c ., 286 F r o n t S L , P o r t
land. O ra . H o ra e a a n d m u le s fo r sals 01
h ire . S p e c ia l ra te s to lo g g e rs a n d c o n ­
tra c to r« . W i t h or w ith o u t harness.
P h illip S u e tte r, Pres.
U . S. S T A B L E S . 366 U n io n A va . D r a f t
horses b o u g h t a n d sold._________________
C. L C h a p p e ll, 222 U n io n A v e . Sou th.
L E A R N M U L T I G R A P H IN G
T h e C a lla n School, o n ly recognised
school on th e coast. E x p e rie n c e d o p e ra ­
tors a lw a y s In d e m an d 406 A rtis a n « B ld g
M A C H IN E R Y
Baud ua y o u r ln q n lrle s t o r a a ly
y t k ln g la
Lo g g in g .
Iro n o r W o o d w o rk in g M a c h in e ry , . 1
S a w m ill, C o n tra c to rs ' E q u ip m e iat.
n t, Lo co­
motive». B oilers, E ngines, C ru sh ers , R a il,
C able, B a itin ig.
g , ate. I B l l u r k a M a c h in e ry Co
628 R a ilw a y ft. xchango B ld g .. P o rtla n d , Or.
M OTORCYCLE* A ND P A R T *
A ll m akes. E a s y te rm s .
E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E C O .
44-46 G R A N D A V E .
PERSONAL
best a n d m o s t successful “ H o m e M a k e r ; ”
h u ndreds ric h w is h m a r r ia g e soon; s t r ic t ­
ly c o n fid e n tia l; m ost r e lia b le ; y e a rs of
e xp e rien ce ; d e s c rip tio n s fre e . “T h e S u c -
?essful C lu b ,"
M rs .
N A S H , B ox 566,
O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA .
S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R
W e h elp th e a p p e a ra n c e o f « o m e n .
T w e n t y - t w o In c h s w itc h o r ‘
tlo n , v a lu e $7.CO, p ric e *2.46.
400 to 412 D e k u m Bldg.
“Where Horn
Cemforts Abonnd”
PORTLAND. O K S.
T h e p lea s u re o f y o u r t r ip to P o r t ­
la n d w ill depend upon th e h o te l you
■ e le c t
C o zy s u rro u n d in g s , m o d e ra te
ra te s , a n d th e w elc o m e you fin d in
y o u r ow n hom e to w n , a w a it yo u a t
th e M u ltn o m a h .
Garage in Connection.
T Y P E W R IT E R S
Guaranteed Rebuilt«.
Rented or sold. Easy
layments. Send for il­
lustrated catalogue B.
Wholesale Typewriter Ce.
321 WaskaetM St.
PORTLAND. ORE.
RUBBER STAMPS and
DEVICES.
MARKING
“ Fceriz-
Ihing for
EXPERT
METROPOLITAN newspaper re­
cently featured the photographs
ring & Cleaning
seen in a trip around thè world.
They were as follows: The Great
E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E
Wall of China, a group of figures out
By Parcel Post Return Postage Paid. W rite for
side a Buddhist temple to frighten
Circulars and Prices.
away evil spirits, the houseboats on
“A t Your Beck and Call’ the canal at Canton, China, the an
clent Instruments In the astronomical
observatory at Peking, the bank of
the Nile near Cairo, where, according
to local tradition, the daughter of
Pharaoh found the Infant Moses In the
C o m m e rc ia l In fo r m a tio n fu rn is h e d fre e
bulbrushes.
of c h a rg e . C ata lo g u e s s upp lied and c o m ­
The Interests of this traveler were
m e rc ia l In q u irie s c h e e rfu lly a n s w e red .
W r it e a n y f ir m b e lo w i D o I t no w I
apparently confined largely to the
Orient or else he traversed the most
A C C O R D IA N P L E A T I N G
________
of his Journey with his eyes shut, a
K n if e an d b o x p le a tin g , h e m s titc h in g ,
W c yd. B u tto n .' c overed. N o v e lty Shop,
fault common to a good many trav­
8514 F i f t h s tre e t, P o r tla n d .
elers.
B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G
A
« «TRasTa FQRTUANO. o r m im i
SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS
Are painful and often dangerous. Our
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Belts
and Bandages always give relief.
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years
Satisfaction or Money Back.
Band for Book and M easure Blank Today.
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
Portland.
Woodlark Ju il ding
Alder at West Park
N o rth w e s t W e ld in g A S u p p ly C o., 88 l » t Bt
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O -
T H E R A P E U T IC S
D rs . B a k e r a n d U leson, 817 D e k u m B ldg .
C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A u D E S IG N «
C la r k « B ro s ., F lo rls is , 287 M o rris o n S L .
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N
E V E N IN G
O rie n ta l C a fe . C h in e s e -A m e ric a n K itc h e n
C o rn e r B ro a d w a y a nd W a s h . P O R T L A N D
FARM LO A N «
D e v e re a u x M o rtg a g e C o., 17 8th B t
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
C o m m e rc ia l ir o n W o rk s ,_ 7 th
M ad is o n .
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M A C H IN E »
O re g o n T y p e w r it e r C o., 8 4-A t i n SV
H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
O a k - L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r C o., 281 E .
76th S t. N . F lo o rs e le c tric sanded.
| L . & . S. U S E D C A R E X C H A N G E
Used cars b o t a n d sold. 28 N . 11th S t.,
P ho ne B ro a d w a y 3214.
H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T I N G
S usie B u c k le y , P o w e r's F u r n it u r e S to re .
M F G S . O F V U L C A N I Z E D R O O F P A IN T
N e w roofs an d r e p a ir in g done.
Young
an d W oods. 1103 E . C a r u th e r s St.
M FG S. O F R E E D - F U R N IT U R E
B u y C o a s t M a d e Goods.
R eed S p e c ia lty
Shop, 319 W illia m s A v e .
O R EG O N F L U F F R UG CO.
J . H . L e h m a n n , P ro p . 1984 E a s t S ta rk
P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S
A
AUTO REPAIR PARTS
PISTONS— PISTON PINS— RINGS
SILOS AND WATER TANKS
National Tank & Pipe Co.. Portland.__________
Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto­
motive Machine Work and Welding.
COOK A GILL CO.. INC.
11th and Burnside Sts.
Portland. Ore.
Phone: Bdwy. 8281
S A L V A T IO N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E
W i ll h e lp fre in d le s s g irls .
D . & M . c a r, M a y f a ir & A le x a n d r ia Sts.
TYPEW R ITER S—N EW OR R E B U IL T
Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street.________
W e lt e r S ystem of S u o fle a tiv e T h e r a p y
Dr. T. W . A y e rs, 715 D e k u m B ld g.
W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T IN W A R E
P o rtla n d T in w a r e M fg . C o., 47 F i r s t St.
e
e
e
What are the five most Interesting
examples of the handiwork of man to
be seen In a trip around the world?
What are the five things most worth
seeing and remembering?
What would Interest one would not,
perhaps. Interest another, and the list
which Is given below may not appeal
to you even though It be an opinion
compiled from the experiences of a
dozen or more world travelers who
discussed the Interesting question.
Here are the things which were In
general agreed upon as the five things
most worth seeing:
a
a
a
The Taj Mahal at Agra In East In­
dia. This Is undoubtedly the most
wonderful example of architecture In
the world. It was built by Shah Jehan
to his favorite sultana, Moomtaz-1-
Mahul, and the romance of Its build­
ing, If you will take trouble to look It
up In the library, you will find ex­
traordinarily interesting.
The Vatican at Rome. No building
In the world houses so many unre-
placeable treasures as the Vatican. Its
art riches, Its wealth of literary treas­
ures exceed In Interest and In value
any other single collection ever made.
a
a
a
The Mount Wilson observatory,
near Los Angeles, Cal. It Is In this ob­
servatory that Is housed the 100-tnch
E a s t M o rris o n S t., a t E a s t S ix th , th s
P rin c ip a l E a s t Side H o te l. 6 m in u te s fro m
Hooker
telescope
with
pierces
B hop pln g D is t r ic t . F o u r blocks (r o m 8. P.
further Into the unknown of space
E a s t Side S ta tio n .
than any other Instrument that hu­
E y e s E x a m in e d . G l a s s e s F it t e d .
man hands have devised. One mo­
—
R e p a irin g done by m a ll.
M oat
ment’s look through tjiat magnificent
m o d e rn e q u ip m e n t.
S a tis fa c tio n
•AjrJt" g u a ra n te e d .
Instrument would show you a new
DOORS AND W [ N D 0 W ~ ____
P R E - W A R P R IC E S
W e can sell you D oors, W in d o w s , R o o f­
universe which before It was built
C la rk -B ro w e r O p tic a l C o.. 112f 6th S tre e t ing, P a in t, G lass a n d B u ild e rs ' H a r d w a r e ,
had never been seen. It Is one of the
d ire c t a t w h o le s ale p rices.
W r it e fo r
rices b e fo re b u y in g .
H e a c o c k Sash A scientific wonder spots of the world.
NEW FLU FF RUGS AT HALF B •oor C o., 212 F ir s t S t., P o rtla n d .________
Shakespeare’s home at Stratford. It
D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N
CO ST O F NEW CARPETS.
was here that the master of all writers
H a v e y o u r old w o rn o u t c a rp e ts and C K ro n lc diseases a s p e c l^ ty ? ^ T > r? 3 v 7 ^ iL
retired after he had finished the great­
woolen cloth es m ad e in to a r t is t ic re v e r s ­ Allen, 302 Raliegh Building.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ib le F L U F F P U G S . C a rp e ts a n d rugs r e ­ EMBROIDEjFUNG A N O P L E A T I N G —
est contribution to literature ever
p a ire d , s te a m cleaned. R a g ru g s a ll s ite s
A c e o rd ia n side and box P le a tin g , H e m ­
written In any language or by any
B u y fro m fa c to ry a n d save m o n e y . W r it e s titc h in g , B u tto n s C o v ere d , B ra id in g , etc.
fo r prices.
man. It Is an Inspiration to stand
K . S te p h a ns, 219 -2 0 -2 1 P i t t ock B lock.
Northwest Rug Co.,
ori‘ IA
V THE T A I L O R . Suits cleaned. S l . 2 5 where he had dnee stood, to see some
M il
We pay return Postage.
of the material things that were once
* 104 Fourth S t.,____________ Portland. Ore
his companions.
The Panama canal. Undoubtedly
DR.
G.
E.
W
ATTS
L e t us fin is h w h a t y o u r K o d a k began
the greatest example of man’s engi­
212 Oregonian Building.
B es t w o rk , best s ervice. O ld e s ta b lis h e d
neering genius since the world began.
K o d a k fin is h e rs . 12 y e a rs In P o rtla n d .
POR TLAN D , OREGO N
M all o rders g iv e n s p e c ia l care. W e pay
There may have been greater difficul­
r e tu rn po stage. A ll p r in ts m ad e on V e lo x
S P E C IA L IS T
ties to surmount In the building of
paper. R e g u la r E a s tm a n D e a le rs , a ll th e
K o d a k s and s u n d ries In stock. K o d a k or
Female and Rectal Troubles and
the pyramids but they are useless
P re m o c a ta lo g s e n t on req u e s t.
E v e la n d
GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
things, not so wonderful now as a
4. L e w is , 413 E a s t M o rris o n S t., P o rtla n d .
modern city skyscraper.
a a a
The Famous HONEST
OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE
JOHN TRUSS Fitted with
•fore you order your wedding announcements
All
five
of
these
things are the ac­
cards, write or visit THE CHETOPA PRESS
a Guarantee to be the complishments of the brain of man.
quest for samples entitles you to 50 beautiful
Next
Best
Thing
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a
Suc­
ng cards in an engraved effect free o f charge,
Added to them the traveler around the
cessful Operation.
ulway at Taylor
Portland, Oregon
world would wish to see those other
D. W. ELROD,
and greater things that man has never
DR. E. H. EA ST
1115 Selling Building
equaled : The falls at Niagara, the
P H Y S IC IA N A N D B U R G E O N
P O R TLA N D ,
OREGON
Grand canyon, the mighty trees of
le c la ltls s l G o itre s , D isease« o f W o rn «»
a n d M a t e r n it y
California, the great tides of Fundy,
M e « M o rg a n B u ild in g
P o r tla n d , O r a
the caverns at Luray, the mountain­
ous monuments of God In the Alps
Eye and Eye Gla«sea Care
PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH will and the Hlmtlayas, the supreme
m y s p e c ia lty . C o n s u lta tio n free .
J S a tis fa c tio n g u a ra n te e d .
D r . B. clean your teeth and mouth and gums
beauty of Lake Louise or the Bay of
A . B e d y n e k , 5U8-9 P it t o c k B lo c k . better than any known remedy.
Naples.
PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH is the
To the traveler there Is given the
beat mouth wash ever seen or used by great privilege of seeing with his own
dentists for their patients.
eyes but even If you cannot travel,
PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH takes the beauties and the wonders of the
F I S T U L A , F IS S U R E , Itc h in g a n d a ll o t h ­ soreness, bleeding and pain from gums
world are not denied you. You can
e r r e c ta l c o n d itio n s e x c e p t C a n c e r p e r m a ­ and makes them natural.
see them through the eyes of others
n e n tly cured w ith o u t a s u rg ic a l o p e ra tio n .
PUS-A-ZIDE
MOUTH
WASH
will
M y m eth o d o f t r e a t m e n t saves th e t is ­
who have seen them and have written
sue in s te a d o f d e s tro y in g It. I t Is p a in ­ clear up your mouth so that when you
down In graphic and truthful language
less. re q u ire s no a n e s th e tic a n d Is p e r m a ­ see your dentist, his work will be
n e n t. T h e r e Is no c o n fin e m e n t to bed, no
the wonders that they found.
in te rfe re n c e w it h bu siness or s o c ia l e n ­ much less.
If you are Interested In any of the
PUS-A-ZIDE MOUTH WASH will be
g a g e m e n t»
five things of man enumerated above
I g u a r a n te e a c u re o r w ill r e fu n d y o u r sent to you, charges paid, on receipt ot
,e C a ll o r w r it e fo r b o o k le t.
money order or dralt for $2.50, payable you can find them all Interestingly
to HILLSBORO CHEMICAL COM­ written about In any good library, and
M e n tio n th is p a p e r w h e n w r it in g .
PANY, HILLSBORO, OREGON. Fi­ of the greater things In nature hun­
nancial Reference. Shute Savings dreds of books have been written on
•s c o n d end M o rris o n S ta ., P o r tla n d , O re . Bank, Hillsboro, Ore.
each of them.
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« A M o d e ra te P ric e d H o te l o f M e r it ”
H O T E L C L IF F O R D
A L A S K A P L U M B j N O
H T I N Q QQ.
P lu m b in g F ix tu r e s a n d S upplies.
P ip e
__F it t in g s , lo w e s t p rices. 353 K . M o rria o n
C L E A N l NG A N D D Y B IN Q
F o r ~ r e iia b le ^ C ie a n in g a n d ^ ) y e ln g s e r v -
lce send p a rce ls to us.
W e p a y r e tu rn
postage.
In fo r m a tio n a n d p ric e s g ive n
upon req uest.
E N K E ’8 C I T T DYBS W O R K S
E s ta b lished 1890_________ _________ P o rtla n d
K O D A K S
SORE MOUTH
P IL E S
DR. E. J. D E A N
ELOPERS K IL LE D IN B A TTLE
Parents and Brother of Texas Girl
Are Held by Police After Tragic
Encounter on Road.
San Angelo, Tex.—The body of Nel­
son McNeill, who engaged in a gun
fight with Ms sweetheart's parents
near here, in which the girl was killed,
was found seven miles from tlie scene
of the fight, according to the police.
McNeill and the girl. Miss Elizabeth
< \e'
hi Mimi 11 iïim iW i.“
TREE W ANTED TH ANK S.
NE day Madam Pig and her chil­
dren were eating apples under a
O
big tree by the roadside when the tree,
which was very full of fruit, bent Its
boughs and spoke.
“Madam Pig. you seem to enjoy
eating my fruit.” said the tree.
“Ugh!“ grunted Madam Pig. and
went on eating.
“Do you uot think these are the
very best apples you have ever
eaten?” asked the tree.
“Ugh 1” grunted Madam Pig, and
went on eating.
“Your children seem to enjoy my
fruit, also,” said the tree.
“Ugh I” gruuted Madam Pig, and
kept on eating.
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B l i f j
Dorothy Harris, were fieelng In a
Hailstones Killed Cows In Pastura.
motorcar.
They hail stopped to
Baltimore. Md.—Carolina county,
change a tire when they were over­ Maryland, was wrecked by the most
taken by the girl's parents and the terrific hailstorm In the history of
fight started.
the section. Cattle were killed by
The girl’s parents. Dr. and Mrs. the stonea, the entire pea crop waa
Dick Harris and her brother, IL 8. ruined, other crops and fruits were
Harris, are being detained, but no badly damaged and the property loos
charges have been filed against them. will run high, as homes. In many In-
Authorities say the senior Harris stancea, were badly wrecked. Several
claims that McNeill shot and killed ; persona were Injured by the hail­
Miss Harris and then attempted to stones, which were as large as lien
commit suicide.
I« « « .
“Do you not think my apples are a
beautiful color?” asked the tree.
“I have not noticed the color,” re­
plied Madam Pig, “but I wish you
would keep quiet so I can enjoy my
food."
“Well, I must say you are a very
Impolite creature,” replied the tree,
tossing Its branches about; “here you
come to me for food and I give you
all you can eat, and your children
also, and you never even thunk uie,
T H E R IG H T T H IN G
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“ W h a t ’s in a N a m e ? ”
By M IL D R E D M A R S H A L L
By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE
Facta about your name; Its history: mean­
ing; whence it was derived; significances
your lucky day and lucky JeweL
W H E N A M AN W A L K S .
ADELE.
H e possessed a p e c u lia r ta le n t o f p ro ­
d u cing e ffe c t in w h a te v e r he said o r did.
—T a c itu s .
ERIVED from the Teutonic Adllo,
which also Is the root of Ade­
D
laide, the name Is one of the most an­
HE well-bred man remembers
when walking with a woman and
T
the sidewalk Is narrow that If other
cient known to students. The sig­
nificance of the name Is of the most
heroic character and It was a favorite
with the ruling houses of the various
German principalities as far back as
the Tenth and Eleventh centuries. The
name in Its earliest beginnings was
very much the same In fortn und even
spelling as It Is today. Adela Is prob­
ably the widest variation In the course
of centuries.
The name was widely adopted In
France, as well as In England and
Italy under different forms from Ada-
lalda to Adeline.
The Jewel associated with persons
hearing the name Adele Is the tur­
quoise. The turquoise is held to have
peculiar properties of protecting the
person wearing It from harm and
warning them of npprouchlng danger
by breaking. Friday Is Adele’s most
fortunate day and her lucky number
Is six.
pedestrians approuch them, he should
step behind his companion while they
are passing.
But If escorting a woman In woods
or through an overhung country he
goes ahead of his companion In order
to clear the path for her.
When walking with a woman a man
Invariably asks whether he may re­
lieve her of any parcels she may be
carrying, but If she declines his offer
he should not be Insistent. A man
may have to possess a good deal of
discrimination these days to differ­
entiate between some of the enlarged
handbags that women carry and a
small bit of luggage. However, he
should always ask to carry the lutter
while be would, of course, not ask to
carry her handbag.
A man never takes a woman’s arm
when walking In the street Rave when
she Is too old or feeble to walk un­
aided or when the way Is so slippery
as to be hazardous. It Is regarded as
decidedly provincial or “second rate"
to do this.
When walking with a woman a man
never stops to speak to an acquaint­
ance whom he chances to meet unless
the .woman takes the lend In so doing.
If a man happens to meet a woman
acquaintance, even though he Is well
acquainted with her, he would not
think of stopping to talk with her In
the street, but If there was something
which they wished to discuss he might
ask whether he might walk with her
for a little way. He would show the
same consideration to his mother or
sister In this regard.
It a man overtakes a woman going
In the same direction that he Is he
would never think of accompanying
her without asking permission and
unless he knew her well enough to be
quite sure that she would not have
the slightest objection he would not
ask for this.
A man does not Invariably take the
curb, side of the sidewalk when ac­
companying a woman. He does If the
road Is muddy and therefore that side
Is less desirable. In city streets he
usually takes the able that makes It
possible for him to meet pedestrian
traffic coming In the other way. That
Is, he would walk at her left where
traffic keeps to the right as It does In
American cities.
(Coprrisht )
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(C opyright.)
Newly Engaged.
She—Henry, I have something I
must confess to you ; in y teeth are
false.
He—My dear, I know thnt.
She—But I haven't paid for them
yet
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Superstition Concerning Amethyst.
The pious crusaders who fought to
gain the Holy land for Christendom
wore amethysts to preserve them from
harm. Thus used as an amulet It soon
acquired the title of “the soldier's
stone.” The people of that period con­
sidered the gem a symbol of pure love
or sincerity, employed It to express
mourning and wore it when bearing
petitions to the overlords. They also
believed it capable of preventing the
descent of hailstones and locusts.
Seat of the Trouble.
Herbert often complained about the
peculiar disposition ot his small
cousin, with whom he could not get
along well. After a recent disagree­
ment he came into the house out ot
patience and exclaimed:
“Well,
mother, James and I might just as
well quit trying to be friends, if he
is my cousin. We just can't agree.
He's too full of human nature."
Original “Humpty Dumpty.”
The original of the Mother Goose
melody was a satire on James II of
England, who fled for aid to the court
ot Louis XIV of France, then the most
powerful monarch of Europe, but “all
the king’s horses and all the king’s
men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty to­
gether again.“
Wanted Prolonged Stay.
Much to his delight, Bennie had been
allowed to spend the night with his
grandmother. Next morning when the
time came for him to return home be
said: "Grandma, I am not ready to
go home y e t I want to stay two all
nights.”
The Real Bungalow
A bungalow, properly speaking, Is
a long, low, rambling, one-story wood­
en building, with wide eaves, serving
as a rest house and shelter for travel­
ers, In India, where there are no oth­
er accommodations.
The watch of Charles V., which was
Demonstrated.
one of the earliest of these timepieces,
weighed 27 pounds. It was a good
“Flattery,” says the office philoso­
deal like a clock of the present day.
pher, “Is a species of eyewash which
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we use on our next-door neighbor. But,
of course, he never tries It on us; be
tells us he has too high an opinion ot
our judgment to do that!"—London
Answers.
A MATTER OF 8AFETY
“So you prefer automobile races to
horse?”
“Yes. No matter how much you
may think you know about automo­
biles, you are not tempted to back
one of 'em to the lim it same as you
are a racehorse.”
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Etiquette.
The word etiquette meant a label.
The garden walks at Versailles were
labeled and the courtiers had to keep
within the “etiquettes" or labels. The
meaning of the phase was afterward
widened.
A SAD JOKE.
F ALL life ended up In
smoke
I think 'twould he a dreary Joke,
And I've a notion In my mind
If Nature Jests at all we'll find
Her Humor'» not as stale and
flat
As that.
But worthier
By far of tier
Who raised the Hills, and out
of Night
Brought forth the blessed gift
of Light.
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EASY
Bug (to overseas friend): There*«
nothing very difficult about this going
over the top I used to road about
during the warl
You can buy a com­
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your present set by
b u y in g o n ly one
piece at a time. The
pattern illustrated is
the new and beauti­
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We have many other
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T H E R IG H T T IM E
SILVERWARE
F a m o u s fo r M u re T h a n 5 0 Y e a rs
and then you ask me to keep quiet.
You are a rude creature.”
“Why should I thank you for what
you throw away?” said Madam Pig.
“If you kept till those apples on the
tree which we have eaten with those
you have now your limbs would breuk.
If we had been hungry and you had
given us food from your branches,
which you wished to keep, theu I
should thuuk you. but not for this
which you threw on the ground.”
“How dare you speak to ine like
that?” said the tree, shaking with an­
ger and sending down some unripe,
hard apples, which sent the piggies
and Madam Pig squealing down the
road.
Mr. Bluckblrd, who had been nearby
and heard all that had been said, flew
Into the tree and began to peck at an
apple.
"How dare you spoil my unripe
fruit,” said the tree, “when there are
plenty of ripe apples on the ground?"
“I did not care to risk one of your
hard apples striking me," replied Mr.
Blackbird. “I saw thé way you treat­
ed Madam Pig, and besides I rather
enjoy spoiling fruit.”
- "Oh, you dreadful creature !” ex­
claimed the tree, so angry now that
It shook all the unripe apples from Its
branches, which fell ou the ground,
bruised and worthless.
“There, you see what has hap­
pened," said Mr. Blackbird, hopping
and chattering with glee. “You have
lost all your fruit, and Just because
you wuuted to be thunked for some­
thing you had thrown away.
“If you had not been so unjust to
Madam Pig perhaps I should have
eaten the apples on the ground and
jou would not have been In such a
fit of anger,” and away be flew, leav­
ing the tree to think over what be had
said.
AT
WM. ROGERS & SON
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( C o p y r ig h t )
In a Breach of Promise Case.
An eminent French scientist has suc­
ceeded In weighing a kiss. Oh, fudge!
the only thing that can possibly worry
a man In that line la bow much bis
kiss weighs with the Jury.—Boston
Transcript.
Are Yoa SstaAeJ?
Is th e b ig g e s t, m e a t p e rfe c tly equipped
R u e ln .s e T r a in in g HrhoeA la th e
w .s L
F i t y e u re e u fo r a h ig h e r pu efllon
w ith m o re m oney.
P e rm a n e n t pualUooa
a ss u re d q u r G re n u e te e .
W r it e fo r c a ta lo g —F o u r th a n d Y a m h ill.
P o rtla n d .
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