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HERMISTON
HERALD,
No. 16,1917
SHOE
NB’wUNEn
Uncle Sam Hopes to Establish Use Grandma’s Sage Tea and
BIG IMPROVEMENT IS SEEN
PLANS NEW WEATHER BUREAU
Mrs. Willis—This paper says the
woman died before help could reach Uncle Sam Will Establish Station In
New Possessions and Reorganize
her.
Handling ths Receiver.
Mrs. Gillis—I don't wonder, if she
Entire Caribbean Service.
‘Well," said the far west mayor to depended
on the employment agencies
the English tourist, “I dunno how you in thia town.—Life.
St Thomas, in what formerly was
manage these affairs over there, but
the Danish West Indies, is to be the
out here, when some of our boys got
NEW MODERN DANCING.
tied up in that thar bankrupt telephone E. Fletcher Hallamore, the leading Dancing Ex- newest of Uncle Sam's weather bureau
and Instructor in New York City, writes: 1 stations in the Caribbean.
company I waa tollin’ yer about, they part
have used ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE, the antiseptic
Maj. Henry B. Hersey, a meteor­
became mighty crusty!”
powder to be shaken Into the shoes, for ton years,
and recommend it to all my pupils.” It cures and ologist in the weather bureau, has been
“Oh!”
,
prevents sore feet. Bold by all Drug and Depart-
"Yus; they didn’t like the way the ment
Storna, 25c. Sample FREE. Address, Allen sent on a trip through the West Indies,
receiver was handlin’ the business no­ 8. Olmsted, La Roy, N. Y.
not only to organize a station at St
how."
Thomas, but to reorganize the entire
"Indeed!” commented the earnest
Shewn Up.
chain of stations in the Caribbean.
listener; “then, may I ask what they
“If you want your wife to continue
New stations are to be opened up at
did?”
“Sartinly; I wuz goin' ter tell yer. to look up to you”-----
Belize, Honduras, at Bluefields, Nica­
“
Yes?
”
•
They just hung up the receiver.”—
“Don’t let her get you into a bridge ragua and at Porto Plata, Santo Do­
mingo. The bureau asked the British
"Who stood up for Jack when he game.”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
government to open up stations on sev­
married Miss Flirtleigh?”
eral small British islands. The ships of
“No one. Everybody called him a TAKES OFF DANDRUFF.
HAIR 8TOP8 FALLING the United Fruit company are being
fool.”—Boston Transcript
asked to send In regular reports by
Save your Hair! Get a 25-cent bottle
wireless.
of Danderine right new—Also
The only weather and storm fore­
stops Itching scalp.
casts for the Caribbean are issued by
Thin, brittle, coloriera and scraggy the United States weather bureau—in­
hair la mute evidence o a neglected deed, no other government ever at­
scalp; of dandruff—that awful scurf. tempted it. When the Spanish war
There is nothing so destructive to broke out the navy had absolutely no
the hair aa dandruff. It robs the hair way to get forecasts of hurricanes,
of ita lustre. Its strength and its very and a real hurricane probably would
life; eventually producing a feverish­
ness and - ing of the scalp, which have wiped out the entire navy.
President McKinley asked for sn
if not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die—then the emergency appropriation for a weather
hair falls out fast A little Danderine bureau service and one was started
tonight—now—any time—will surely just as the hurricane season opened
rave your hair.
in July of that year, so that the navy
Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton’s had warning of all approaching storms.
Danderine from any drug store. You
Since then the number of stations
surely can have beautiful hair and
r. n . u.
OREGON.
PROBLEM IN CARE LADIES! DARKEN
OF INDIANS’MONEY YOUR GRAY HAIR
You corn-pestered men
women
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
Every Red Man in a Home
that nearly killed you before, says
of His Own.
this Cincinnati authority, because a
few drops of freezone applied directly
on a tender, aching corn or callus,
stops soreness at once and soon the
corn or hardened callus loosens so it
can be lifted out root and all, with­
out pain.
A small bottle of freezone costs
very little at any drug store, but will Officials Say Government Wards Have
positively take off every hard or soft
Shown Marked Increase In Abil­
corn or callus. This should be tried,
ity to Take Care of
aa it is inexpensive and is said not
Their Funde.
to irritate the surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn’t any freezone
tell him to get a small bottle for you
It is the opinion of officials of Uncle
from his wholesale drug house. It is Sam’s Indian office that there is. no
fine stuff and acts like a charm every
single feature of Indian administration
time.
presenting a more difficult problem for
solution than the manner In which in­
Worth While.
Jake Johnson, a native of Georgia, dividual Indian money should be
was summoned to court on an assault handled.
charge. The state brought into court It Is a problem because in this the
the weapons used—a huge pole, a dag­ experts are dealing with individual
ger, a pair of shears, a saw and a gun. lines rather than a race, and, if they
Jackson's counsel produced as the succeed, wholesale methods must be
complainant’s weapons an ax, a shov­ abandoned and the needs of each indi-
el, a scythe, a hoe and a pair of tongs.
The jury was out but a short while vidual considered. The Indian office
and returned with this verdict: “Re­ officials have set as their endeavor,
solved, That we, the jury, would have through a proper use of individual In­
given |5 to see the fight”—Santa Fe dian money, the following:
Magazine.
"1. To assist every Indian to the es­
tablishment of a permanent and sub­
10 CENT “CASCARETS”
FOR LIVER AND BOWEL8 stantial home built upon land to which
the individual whose money is being
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, expended may expect to obtain a fee­
Blllousnesa, Sour Stomach, Bad
simple title.
Breath—Candy Cathartic
“2. To acquire independence of
thought and action and a sturdy self-
No odds how bad your liver, stom­ reliance looking to eventual self-sup­
ach or bowels; how much your head port, substantial progress and perma­
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, indigestion, biliousness nent prosperity.
“3. And at last to emerge triumphant
and sluggish bowels—you always get
relief with Cascarets. They imme­ from tribal relations Into those of in­
diately cleanse and regulate the stom­ dividual citizenship, with a full knowl­
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food edge of all the rights, privileges and
and foul gases; take the excess bile responsibilities which accompany it”
from the liver and carry off the con­
Marked Progress Shown.
stipated waste mrtter and poison
In this connection the experts say
from the intestines and bowels. A
10-cent box from your druggist will that they have been able to see, even
keep your liver and bowels clean; in so short a period of time as three
stomach sweet and head clear for years, that there has been a marked
months. They work while you sleep. increase in the number of Indians who
—Advt.
have built and are building substantial
homes on their allotments or who have
Why he Came Home.
Roscoe Boone, a Muncie electrical purchased farms with their own money
and have equipped and improved them
contractor, went home late the other1 with good buildings, more and better
after-noon to find Mrs. Boone enter­ stock, and are surrounding themselves
taining a company of women at cards.
He had forgotten about the party, and with the comforts and pleasures of an
besides it was the usual period of the enlightened and more advanced civili­
day for him to remember about the zation than they have hitherto known.
evening meal.
It Is said that there has been a pro­
“Oh, Mr. Boone,” said one of the nounced Increase in the number of
guests as he stumbled upon the room bank accounts and in the amounts on
filled with women, “did you come home deposit, also a steady Increase in the
to supper?”
“Oh, no; not at all,” he replied gal­ Interest earnings on the accounts of
lantly, even if somewhat confusedly. individual Indians.
Some are reaching out into business
“I just came home to see what time it
was.”—Indianapolis News.
enterprises of various kinds, looking to
investments and finding profitable ones
Not so Sure.
in farm and city real estate, and others
Sentry (to McDougal, returning from are launching forth into specialties,
wedding festivities)—Pass, frlnd; all’s such as poultry, fruit, etc., and some,
well.
of course, with failure ahead, but
McDougal—Thank ye, laddie. But ye many making of their efforts a pro­
dinna ken the guid wife or ye would
nounced success.
na’ be so sure.—London Opinion.
Tact la Required.
Indian office officials say that the
I’m Simply Covered
ideal can only be realized when every
Indian shall be fully competent to care
With Eruption—
for himself without assistance. The
proper management of an Indian’s
What Can I do? bank
account is one requiring delicate
"I can’t rest, I can't sleep, and most tact and skill In order to teach him
of all, I hardly dare go out, for when how to care tor it and himself without
it starts itching, I simply have to robbing him of his manhood and in­
scratch, no matter where I am.”
“Don’t worry a bit—just get a cake dependence. It is really an educative
of Resinol Soap and a jar of Resinol process, and calls for time in its devel­
Ointment Use them according to di­ opment. It is felt by the experts In
rections and I am sure you will get charge of this work that the plan be­
prompt relief, and that your skin will ing pursued will bring success, for the
be all right in a few days.” Resinol complaints regarding the management
Soap and Ointment are sold by all of the Indian's money can be made to
druggists.
serve him a double purpose—to give
him the material things he needs and,
Uncertain.
through experience in its use, incul­
Visitor—What kind of a feUow is cate in him principles of business and
this Judge Bump?
Backwoods Citizen—He’s too durn thrift which shall contribute perma­
uncertain. You never can tell in ad­ nently to his personal and material de­
vance on a law suit just which side velopment
he is for.—Judge.
Slow.
HERMISTON,
lots of it if you will just try a little has been increased
danderine. Save your tetri Try UI
Sulphur Recipe and Nobody
will Know.
The use of Sage and Sulphur for re­
storing faded, gray hair to its natural
color dates back to grandmother’s
time. She used it to keep her hair
beautifully dark, glossy and attractive.
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
faded or streaked appearance, this
simple mixture was applied with won­
derful effect.
But brewing at home is mussy and
out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking at
any drug store for a 50 cent bottle of
"Wyeth's -Sage and Sulphur Com­
pound,” you will get this famous old
preparation, improved by the addition
of other ingredients, which can be de­
pended upon to restore natural color
and beauty to the hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that nobody can tell it has
been applied. You simply dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one
strand at a time. By morning the
gray hair disappears, and after an­
other application or two, it becomes
beautifully dark and glossy.
Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Com­
pound is a delightful toilet requisite
for those who desire a more youthful
appearance. It is not intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis­
ease.
Use Murine after Exposure in Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. It Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
Family Pride.
“Are you doing anything to make
your children proud of you?”
“I am,” replied Mr. Bliggins. "All
the young people will tell you I am
the best dancer in the entire neighbor­
hood.”—Washington Star.
IF YOUR CHILD IS CRO 8,
FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED
Look Mother! If tongue Is coated,
cleanse little bowels with “Cali­
fornia 8yrup of Figs.”
Mothers can rest easy after giving
"California Syrup of Figs,” because in
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn’t be coaxed to
take this harmless "fruit laxative."
Millions of mothers keep it handy be­
cause they know its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot­
tle of "California Syrup of Figs,”
which contains directions for babies,
children of all ages and tor grown-ups.
Wanted Help.
Wilis—Did the efficiency expert that
you had at your office accomplish any­
thing?
Gills—Well, he made some good dis­
coveries, but spoiled them by his re­
commendations. For instance, he found
out that the office boy was wasting
considerable time and recommended
that we engage an assistant to roll his
cigarettes.—Puck.
Paradoxical.
"Do you think armed vessels are
likely to be sunk?"
"Not if they get the drop first”—
Baltimore American.
Didn’t Mean It That Way.
An old lady who had been intro­
duced to a doctor, who was a professor
in a university, felt somewhat puzzled
as to how she would address the great
man.
"Shall I call you ‘doctor’ or ‘profes
sor’?” she asked.
“Oh! just as you wish,” was the
reply; “as a mater of fact some people
call me an old idiot.”
"Indeed,” she said sweetly. “But,
then, they are people that know you.”
—Pittsburg Chronicle.
A Woman’s Trouble.
Troutdale, Ore­
gon. — "I
was
troubled
with
weakness from
which women suf­
fer and after tak­
ing two bottles of
Doctor
Pierce’s
Favorite Prescrip­
tion I was entirely
relieved.” — M rs .
M. E. JOHNSON,
Troutdale,Oregon.
The mighty restorative power of
Doctor Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
speedily causes all womanly troubles
to disappear—compels the organs to
properly perform their natural func-
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For all diseases peculiar to women,
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is
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What Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre-
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will do for you. Get it this very day
from any medicine dealer, in either
liquid or tablet form ; or send 50 cents
to Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo,
N, Y., for trial box of tablets.
Quention» of Ser f— Are fully and
properly answered in The People’s Com­
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Pierce, M. D. It contains the knowl­
edge a young man or woman, wife or
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HAVE SOFT, WHITE HANDS
Clear Skin and Good Hair by Using
Cuticura—Trial Free.
MEAT CAUSE OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Besides
these fragrant, super-creamy emol­
lients prevent little skin troubles be­
coming serious by keeping the pores
free from obstruction. Nothing better Take Salts to flush Kidneys if
at any price for all toilet purposes.
Back hurts or Bladder
Freq sample each by mail with
bothers.
Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.
—Adv.
If you must have your meat every
day, eat it, but flush your kidneys
Maybe She's Learned Since.
Recently we heard a man boast that with salts occasionally, says a noted
“no one could fool his wife.” Then the authority who tells us that meat forms
thought that came to us was, how did uric acid which almost paralyzes the
he get her?—Morgan County Democrat. kidneys in their efforts to expel it
from the blood. They become slug­
“See here, that costume is cu’ en­ gish and weaken, then you suffer with
tirely too low for a ball room.”
a dull misery in the kidney region,
"Don’t be absurd, mother. This is a sharp pains in the back or sick head-
street costume.’*
ache, dizziness, your stomach sours,
tongue is coated and when the weath­
The Boston Way
er is bad you have rheumatic twinges.
They tell in Boston a story about The urine gets cloudy, full of sedi­
ment, the channels often get sore and
Margaret Deland, the novelist.
A lank little girl at a Cambridge tea irritated, obliging you to seek relief
walked up to Mrs. Deland and said to two or three times during the night
To neutralize these irritating acids,,
her in a loud voice:
“I think you are a wonderful genius.” to cleanse the kidneys and flush off
All within hearing applauded, and the body’s urinous waste get four
Mrs. Deland blushed with delight, ounces of Jad Salts from any phar­
macy here; take a tablespoonful in a
kissed the lank child and asked:
glass of water before breakfast for a
"Why do you say that, my love?”
"Because," said the little girl, few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
"mother told me to."- Exchange.
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lit ila, and has
“He is a man of iron.”
used for generations to flush and
"He may be, but he is not well been
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
tempered.”—Baltimore American.
neutralize the acids in urine, so it no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
END 8TOMACH TROUBLE,
GA8E8 OR DYSPEPSIA weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in­
and makes a delightful efferves­
“Pape’s Dlapepsin” makea Sick, Sour, jure,
cent lithia-water drink.
Garay Stomachs surely feel fine
In five minutes.
A Lesson In Grammar.
Grace's uncle met her on the street
If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of one day and asked her whether she
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch was going out with a picnic party
gas and eructate sour, undigested from her school.
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
“No,” replied the 8-year-old niece, “I
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste ain’t going.”
in mouth and stomach-headache, you
“My dear,” said the uncle, “you
can get blessed relief in five minutes. must not say ‘I ain’t going.’ You must
Put an end to stomach trouble forever say ‘I am not going.' ” And he pro­
by getting a large fifty-cent case of ceeded to give her a little lesson in
Pape's Dlapepsin from any drug store. grammar. "You are not going. He
You realize in five minutes how need­ is not going. We are not going. You
less it is to suffer from Indigestion, are not going. They are not going.
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. Now, can you say all that?”
It’s the quickest, surest stomach doc­
“Sure I can," responded Grace,
tor in the world. It’s wonderful.
heartily, “There ain't nobody going.”
900 Mlany
^peratiens
The Right Medicine in Many Cases
Does Better than the Surgeon’s
Knife. Tribute to Lydia E. Pink­
ham’s Vegetable Compound.
Doctor Said Operation or Death—But Medicine Cared.
Des Moines, Iowa.—“My busband says I would
have been in my grave today bad it not been for
Lydia K. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I suf­
fered from a serious female trouble and the doctora
said I could not live one year without an operation.
My husband objected to the operation and had me
try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I
soon commenced to get better and am now well
and able to do my own housework. I can recom­
mend Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to
any woman as a wonderful health restorer.”—Mrs.
BLANCHE JEFFERSON,703 Lyon St., Des Moines,Iowa.
Another Operation Avoided.
Richmond, Ind.—“For two years I was so sick and weak from
female troubles that when going up stairs I had to go very slowly
with my hands on the steps, then sit down at the top to rest. The
doctor said he thought I should have an operation, and my friends
thought I would not live to move into our new house. My daughter
asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound as she had
taken it with good results. I did so, my weakness disappeared, I
gained in strength, moved into our new home, do all kinds of garden
work, and raised hundreds of chickens and ducks. I cannot say
enough in praise of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound."—Mrs.
M. O. J ohnston , Route D, Box 190, Richmond, Ind.
Of course there are many serious cases that only a
surgical operation will relieve. We freely acknowledge
this, but the above letters, and many others like them,
amply prove that many operations are recommended when
medicine in many cases is all that is needed.
If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medi-
cine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence.