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Newspaper Page TextTHE LARGEST and FINEST HOTEL in the NORTHWEST I Eric V. Hauser, President. 550 pd I 75 i Sample Rooms $2 Up $1.00 Day-Up Motorcycles Prohibition Attitude In the Senate. One reason for the remarkable prog ress that prohibition is making can be found in the attit ide of men who themselves take a tolerant attitude toward the use of liquor, but have been impressed by the wreck which is wrought by alcohol all around them. Typical of this is a statement made by Senator Smith of Georgia when announcing that he was going to vote in favor of prohibition for Washing * ton: “With me opposition to the use of spirituous and intoxicating drink has been a gradual growth. When I leave myself free to think about it and rea lize the skeletons found in almost ev ery home as a result of its use, I have reached the place where I am willing never to have it on my table any more, although I enjoy a glass of wine myself; and I am willing in my state and hope in my state this next sum mer to help make it absolutely dry.” —From Collier’s Weekly for February 3rd. HERMISTON HERALD, CARE OF BEEF CALVES Little Attention at Right Time May Save Animal. Them to Eat Grain Early In Life—Youngster Should Be Devel oped in First Eighteen Months of His Career. Teach (By W. L. BLIZZARD, Department of Animal Husbandry, Oklahoma A. and M. College, Stillwater.) Take good care of your calves. for If you lose one you have lost the use of your cow for a whole year, Write for list A of rebuilt Harley- Davidsons, Indians, Excelsiors, Etc. little extra care and attention at the Harley - Davidson Service Center right time may mean the saving of for the Northwest. Largest exclu the calf. sive dealers of Motorcycles in N. W. MOTORCYCLE & SUPPLY N., IK. When the calves are seven or eight Portland. Ore 209 Fourth St. months old, wean them, for the cows Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa need a short vacation in which to build up the next calves they are to drop. tion are relieved by Garfield Tea. The calves should be taught to eat grain early In life, so that they will not Gay Life in Brooklyn. We specialize This, remarks the Pittsburgh Post, ECGS, BUTTER, is how a Brooklynite has spent the 36 years of his life: POULTRY wd We are 36 years of age, and this is Portland, Or. DRESSED MEATS how we have spent our time: One year buttoning our collar. Two years tying our necktie. Seven years waiting in barber ri nn Veal, Pork, Beef, e H I H Poultry, Butter, Eggs shops. • e --- and Farm Produce Four years looking at punk musical to the Old Reliable Everding house with a comedies. record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and Six months sleeping. be assured of TCP MARKET PRICES. Nine years dodging bill collectors. F. M. CRONKHITE Two years waiting for trains. Portland, Oregon 45-47 Front Street Three years waiting for our wife to get dressed. Two years chewing tough beefsteak Four years looking for jobs. Six months working. Habits and chronic diseases of Cancers Young Angus Steers. Goiters every description and kind. I have cured thousands of people 10 CENT “CASCARET8” Tumors have a setback when they are weaned. Apendicitis in the last 12 years by the use of IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE Radium. X Ray. Electric Cur Rheumatism If you want your calves to develop the rents, Lights, Bakeovens. Vibra Eczema tors, Magnetic Waves, Ozone, For Sick Headache, 8our Stomach, way they should, it will be necessary Catarrh Packs. Diet, Adjustments, Man Anpylosis to keep right on feeding them after Sluggish Liver and Bowels—They ipulations, Massage and Baths. Hemorrhoids they are weaned. Develop your calf work while you sleep. Consultation free. Write Asthma DR. W. E. MALLORY. Diabetes in the first 18 months of his life, for Brights 600-5 Broadway Bldg. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges if you do not do it at this time Oregon disease. Portland. tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head the chances are you never will, aches come from a torpid liver and “C. B.” MINERS & CO. clogged bowels, which cause your The calf that loses his “calf fat" to become filled with undi at weaning time will never de- UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP stomach gested food, which sours and ferments velop into the good individual that he AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AMD REBUILDING. like garbage in a swill barrel. That’s would have had he been grown prop ■s I. COR. FIFTH ANO QLISAN STS. PORTLAND, OREGON. the first step to untold misery—indi erly and not allowed to go back at this gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow period. skin, mental fears, everyth'ng that is Heifers that are grown .properly HIDES, PELTS, CASCARABARK, horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret should be bred at twenty to twenty- WOOL AND MOHAIR. tonight will give your constipated We want all you have. Write 1er prices end shipping tags bowels a thorough cleansing and two months of age, so that they will THE H. F. N orton C o . Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wi. straighten you out by morning. They bring their first calf at about thirty work while you sleep—a 10-cent box months of age. O regon VULCANIZING C ompany from your druggist will keep you feel moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St.. Port ing good for months. SPRING PASTURE FOR STOCK $40 and Up WHEN SHIPPING PRODUCE TRY US Without Operation land. Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant In the Northwest. Country service a specialty. Use Parcel Post, Machinery ssepesuraFs.naan boilers, sawmills, etc, J. E. Martin Co., 83 1st St, Portland. Send for Stock List and prices. WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES For their good parta. Parta at half price. We can duplicate most any part. We have wrecked over 100 different makes of cars of recent date. If in need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co.. 89 North Broadway. Portland. Oregon. LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and Auto mobile men are in demand. We are giving a com- píete course in both for the price of one tuition» for a short time only. Large class now gradu at- ing and have room for few more men. Catalog and details free. Hemphill’s Trade Schools, 20th & Hawthorne Portland, Oregon. FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney. Organizer and Developer. Patenta secured or Fee Refunded. FREE, Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every bone in your body right through your clothing. Suites 701, 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg., Seattle STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison. Portland. Oregon. Now Sister Stays Home. The alleged young woman was out rowing with a possible suitor, and had taken her little sister, who was exhibiting much fear of the waves. “Why, Martha, If you are so nerv ous now, what will you be at my age?” “Thirty-nine, I suppose,” meekly replied the little sister.—Exchange. ’S Death on Feathers, “Mother, has Fido gone to heaven?’’ asked little Mamie, who had been told that a little sister was there. “Dogs don’t go to heaven,” said mother, “but little sister is there and she is an angel, you know, with wings.” Mamie thought a móment and said: “Maybe it is just as well, for Fido was death on feathers, you know.”— Exchange. Give Him Time. “They say his wife has money. Well, that isn’t his fault They've only been married a short time.” The Injured One. “It would seem,” said the tourist, “that you Arkansas people would be quicker to resent the slurs and sneer- ing jokes about yourselves that are constantly being published in the papers?” “Well,” replied Mr. Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., “I’ve noticed that when you fling a rock into a pack Of dogs the one that hollers is the one that got hit.”—Kansas City Star. For a disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists. A Pattern. Mrs. Simpson bad taken her little daughter out to tea with her, and dur ing the meal was horrified to see the child trying to force a thick piece of bread into a very small pocket “Why, Marion,” she said In shocked Silent Partner Wanted. surprise, “what on earth are you do She—I do not care to marry you. I ing?” do not care even to talk to you. “That’s all right, mother,” her small He (a widower)—That is precisely daughter assured her. “I’m just tak the reason I want you to marry me.— ing this slice back to nursie for a pat Boston Transcript tern.”—Exchange. Every Night For Constipation RANDRETH OREGON. She Had Heard of One. “Whoever saw a perfect man?” asked an evangelist at a revival meet ing. “There is no such thing. Every man has his faults, plenty of them." Of course, no one had ever seen a perfect man, and consequently the | statement of the revivalist was re- | ceived with silence. The revivalist continued : “Whoever saw a perfect woman?” • At this juncture a tall, thin woman arose. “Do you mean to say, madam,” the evangelist asked, “that you have seen i a perfect woman?” “Well, I can’t just say that I have seen her,” the woman replied, “but I have heard a great deal about her— my husband’s first wife.”—Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Take care of your health and wealth will take care of you. Garfield Tea promotes health. A Perfect Day. Leaning against the aft rail of an East 10th street car one morning when the temperature was below zero, was a big fellow in a fur-lined overcoat and a fur cap. As the car proceeded down-townward it, of course, became jammed with humanity. Girls finally crowded in among the men on the back platform. The man in the fur cap smiled and then, across the crisp zeroio air, wafted the whistled notes of “A Perfect Day.” “Listen to that guy whistle ’A Per fect Day,’ ’’ remarked a half frozen back-platformer. “I don’t know wheth er he’s whistling it as a compliment to his furs or to the fact that there are ladies on the back platform.”— Indianapolis News. ‘THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE’* $3 $3.50 $4 $4.50 $5 $6 $7 & $8 Save Money by Wearing W. L. Douglas shoes. For sale by over9000 shoe dealers. The Best Known Shoes in the World. AKB"WSS . L Douglas name and the retail ped on the bot- tom of all shoes at the factory. guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. They are always worth the ■ ne quality or w. — —ouSas product is guaranteed by more - than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. 2 ’«of Ask your shoe dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes. If he can not supply you with the kind you want, take no other make. Write for interesting booklet explaining how to get shoes of the highest standard of quality for the price, by return mail, postage free. BEWARE or SUBSTITUTES Boys’ Shoes Best In the World $3.00 $2.50 & $2.00 LOOK FOR W. L Douglas name and the retail price •tamped on the bottom. President W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., 185 Spark SU, Brockton, Mass. He used a pebble in his day, to keep his mouth moist — WE use RI GLEYS Did that itching keep you awake last night? And how can you expect to sleep tonight unless you do something to re lieve the trouble? Eczema and other itching skin troubles don’t often heal themselves. But it is surprising how quickly Resinol Ointment heals sick skins. Almost daily we hear from a skin sufferer who says "Resinol Ointment stopped my itching at once and I got the first good night's sleep I had had in weeks. Now my. skin is well.” Res inol Ointment is sold by all druggists. Thales of Miletus. The first scientific thinker was Thales of Miletus, born about 636 B. C. He was the first to attempt a logi cal solution of material phenomena without resorting to mythological rep resentation. In other words, Thales was the first man, so far as we know, to try to find out the actual truth con cerning the world we live in, its ori gin, constitution and destiny.—Ex change. Generosity. Expensive Feed Bills Will Be Saved “What do you think of our friend, and Milk Flow Kept Up—Rye the efficiency expert?” and Clover Favored. "He’s a wonder. He’s something like a fortune teller I once knew. He (By J. G. WATSON.) could make a colossal fortune on his Are you preparing for early spring own account if he were not so gener ous about selling precious informa pasture? Early spring almost invari ably finds us short of feed. How are tion at nominal fees.”—Washington Star. you planning for that shortage? Early pasture will save expensive feed bills Irate Client—I never saw a case so and help keep up the milk yield. A wretchedly bungled. You acted the good fall and early spring pasture is fool, sir. Imperturbable Lawyer—That’s all rye or a mixture of rye and crimson Early-sown rye gives con- right. I was acting for you, wasn't clover. I? — Boston Transcript siderable feed in the fall but should not be grazed too closely or the plants THICK, GLOSSY HAIR may be winter-killed. FREE FROM DANDRUFF The clover crop makes about half Its growth during the last 30 days of Girisi Try Iti Hair gets s ft, fluffy Its grazing period, that is under nor and beautiful—Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderlne. mal conditions, so that it can be heav ily grazed during that time. This If you care for heavy hair that glis should allow the permanent pasture tens with beauty and is radiant with to get a good start before turning on life; has an incomparable softness and It and It will be stronger and provide is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne. more pasture than if grazed early. Just one application doubles the Late fall and early spring pasture beauty f your hair, besides 1 imme means cheaper production and larger diately dissolves every particle of dandruff. You can not have nice yields. heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan druff. This destructive scurf robs the BIG LOSS BY DETERIORATION hair of its lustre, its strength and its very life, and if not overcome it pro Lack of Paint Is Worse Than Fire, duces a feverishness and it hing of the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos Says Expert of Ohio Station—No en and die; then the hair falla out Best Time for Task. fasL Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton’s Danderlne from -ny drug “Lack of paint causes a greater an store and just try it nual loss through deterioration than Very Puzzling. the aggregate fire loss in Ohio for the past 12 months," asserts Virgil Over Eddie, who had always attended a holt of the agricultural extention de Baptist Sunday school, was taken on visit to Sunday school at a Metho partment. Ohio state university, in a dist church. "Mamma, how is this?” urging the farmers of Ohio to apply he said. "I thought you said this was paint frequently and liberally. a Mefodist Sunday school.” There Is no best time to paint, as "So it is, my dear." many think, but care should be taken “Well, but, mamma, the lesson was that the paints are carefully mixed and all about John the Baptist.”- well rubbed into the cracks in the weather boarding. Skin-’er. No doubt Jenkins married Lobelia Genoff for love. At any rate beauty can’t have had anything to do with it Her face would have ripened a cheese 9 or stopped a train. One day, soon after his marriage, Jenkins met a pal and timidly asked him what he thought of Lobelia. REMEDY FOR WORMS IN HOGS “Help! Don’t ask me!” gasped the pal. "Beauty Is only skin deep, your Nobody can Tell when you Feed Nothing for Twenty-Four Hours honor!” remonstrated Jenkins, stiffly. Darken Gray, Faded Hair Then Give Tablespoonful of Tur “Skin 'er, then, dear chap!" advised pentine and Oil. with Sage Tea. the pal. “For heaven’s sake, skin ’er!”—Exchange. A remedy for worms In hogs is to Grandmother kept her hair beauti feed nothing for one day and then to fully darkened, glossy and attractive a 100-pound hog give a tablespoonful TTTTT ARMY AUCTION BARGAINS with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. of a mixture of half turpentine and Whenever her hair took on that dull, half raw linseed oil or castor oil. The faded or streaked appearance, this dose for smaller pigs should be pro simple mixture was applied with won portionately reduced. Always keep derful effect. By asking at any drug store for “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur where the hogs can get IL wood ashes Compound," you will get a large bot and salt, using about half bushel of tle of this old-time recipe, improved ashes to five pounds of salt Cob ashes by the addition of other ingredients, will do Just as well. all ready to use, fot about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended ABAME vai id di a pc namn- upon to restore natural color and MAAE toon r-AUE Ulb I IN I beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist Give Farm Certain Good Characters says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage That Mark It From Other Homes and Sulphur Compound now because Along the Road. it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell It has been ap- Is your place distinctive? Has It plied—It’s so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brusi certain characters that mark it from and draw it through your hair, taking other hornea on the road? How often one strand at a time. By morning In giving directions for finding a place the gray hair disappears; after an along the road we locate a farm by other application or two. It is restored certain objects about the place, such to its natural color and looks glossy, as an evergreen hedge, a row of hard soft and beautiful. This preparation maple, an unpainted house, a dilapi is a delightful toilet requisite. It is not intended for the cure, mitigation dated barn, or a well-kept yard and well-painted house. No. II. 1917. P. N. U HAVE DARK HAIR AND LOOK Y HERMISTON, ¡ LISTEN TO THIS! SAYS CORNS LIFT RIGHT OUT NOW • You corn-pestered men and women need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes that nearly killed you before, says this Cincinnati authority, because a few drops of freezone applied directly on a tender, aching corn or callus, stops soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callus loosens so it can be lifted out, root and all, with out pain. A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will positively take off every bard or soft corn or callus. This should be tried, as it is inexpensive and is said not to irritate the surrounding skin. If your druggist hasn't any freezone tell him to get a small bottle for you from his wholesale drug bouse. It is fine stuff and acts like a charm every time. UM A II - WRIGLEYS gives us a wholesome, antiseptic, refreshing confection to take the place of the cave man’s pebble. We help teeth, breath, appetite, digestion and deliciously soothe mouth and throat with this welcome sweetmeat. The Wrigley Spearmen want to send you their Book of Gum-ption. Send a postal for it today, Wm. Wrigley Jr. Co., 732 Keener Building, Chicago. The Flavor Lasts! 732 *----------------------- ---- roducing package thousands birth. Milk Abortion, B g. Bunches, guards th I. Retained decided, visible improve- Send 50c or $1.00 package. The cornerstone laying had been a brilliant success. The weather was fine, the speeches eloquent, the music impressive. The master of ceremon ies was very well satisfied with him- self, yet with the dispersal of the crowd he became strangely excited. Hurriedly he sought the master ma son. “Is It possible to lift the corner stone again?" he asked. "I am afraid not, sir,” said the ma son. "Have you a particular reason for asking?” "I have," said the master of cere- onies. "I’ve left my bat In the recep tacle along with the records." Not So Wrong. A Russian applicant for naturaliza tion papers was asked, "What is the constitution of the United States?" "Rugged and healthy,” he answered. Of course there Is a laugh, but still he said something.—Washington Her ald. its Way. "The thermometer has a very hu man way of behaving.” "How is that?” "When it once begins to take a drop it falls by degrees.”—Baltimore American. SOUR, ACID 8TOMACH8, GA8E8 OR INDIGESTION Anticipates Them. 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