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Prohibition Attitude In the Senate.
One reason for the remarkable prog
ress that prohibition is making can be
found in the attit ide of men who
themselves take a tolerant attitude
toward the use of liquor, but have
been impressed by the wreck which
is wrought by alcohol all around them.
Typical of this is a statement made
by Senator Smith of Georgia when
announcing that he was going to vote
in favor of prohibition for Washing
*
ton:
“With me opposition to the use of
spirituous and intoxicating drink has
been a gradual growth. When I leave
myself free to think about it and rea
lize the skeletons found in almost ev
ery home as a result of its use, I have
reached the place where I am willing
never to have it on my table any
more, although I enjoy a glass of wine
myself; and I am willing in my state
and hope in my state this next sum
mer to help make it absolutely dry.”
—From Collier’s Weekly for February
3rd.
HERMISTON
HERALD,
CARE OF BEEF CALVES
Little Attention at Right Time
May Save Animal.
Them to Eat Grain Early In
Life—Youngster Should Be Devel
oped in First Eighteen Months
of His Career.
Teach
(By W. L. BLIZZARD, Department of
Animal Husbandry, Oklahoma A. and
M. College, Stillwater.)
Take good care of your calves. for
If you lose one you have lost the use
of your cow for a whole year,
Write for list A of rebuilt Harley-
Davidsons, Indians, Excelsiors, Etc.
little extra care and attention at the
Harley - Davidson Service Center
right time may mean the saving of
for the Northwest. Largest exclu
the calf.
sive dealers of Motorcycles in N. W.
MOTORCYCLE & SUPPLY N., IK.
When the calves are seven or eight
Portland. Ore
209 Fourth St.
months old, wean them, for the cows
Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa need a short vacation in which to build
up the next calves they are to drop.
tion are relieved by Garfield Tea.
The calves should be taught to eat
grain early In life, so that they will not
Gay Life in Brooklyn.
We specialize
This, remarks the Pittsburgh Post,
ECGS, BUTTER,
is how a Brooklynite has spent the 36
years of his life:
POULTRY wd
We are 36 years of age, and this is
Portland, Or. DRESSED MEATS
how we have spent our time:
One year buttoning our collar.
Two years tying our necktie.
Seven years waiting in barber
ri
nn
Veal,
Pork,
Beef,
e H I H Poultry, Butter, Eggs shops.
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and Farm Produce
Four years looking at punk musical
to the Old Reliable Everding house with a
comedies.
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
Six months sleeping.
be assured of TCP MARKET PRICES.
Nine years dodging bill collectors.
F. M. CRONKHITE
Two years waiting for trains.
Portland, Oregon
45-47 Front Street
Three years waiting for our wife to
get dressed.
Two years chewing tough beefsteak
Four years looking for jobs.
Six months working.
Habits and chronic diseases of
Cancers
Young Angus Steers.
Goiters
every description and kind. I
have cured thousands of people 10 CENT “CASCARET8”
Tumors
have a setback when they are weaned.
Apendicitis
in the last 12 years by the use of
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE
Radium. X Ray. Electric Cur
Rheumatism
If you want your calves to develop the
rents, Lights, Bakeovens. Vibra
Eczema
tors, Magnetic Waves, Ozone, For Sick Headache, 8our Stomach, way they should, it will be necessary
Catarrh
Packs. Diet, Adjustments, Man
Anpylosis
to keep right on feeding them after
Sluggish Liver and Bowels—They
ipulations, Massage and Baths.
Hemorrhoids
they are weaned. Develop your calf
work while you sleep.
Consultation free. Write
Asthma
DR. W. E. MALLORY.
Diabetes
in the first 18 months of his life, for
Brights
600-5 Broadway Bldg.
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges if you do not do it at this time
Oregon
disease.
Portland.
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head the chances are you never will,
aches come from a torpid liver and
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clogged bowels, which cause your The calf that loses his “calf fat"
to become filled with undi at weaning time will never de-
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which sours and ferments velop into the good individual that he
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
the first step to untold misery—indi erly and not allowed to go back at this
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow period.
skin, mental fears, everyth'ng that is
Heifers that are grown .properly
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARABARK, horrible
and nauseating. A Cascaret should be bred at twenty to twenty-
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
tonight will give your constipated
We want all you have.
Write 1er prices end shipping tags
bowels a thorough cleansing and two months of age, so that they will
THE H. F. N orton C o . Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wi. straighten you out by morning.
They bring their first calf at about thirty
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box months of age.
O regon VULCANIZING C ompany from your druggist will keep you feel
moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St.. Port ing good for months.
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land. Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant
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specialty. Use Parcel Post,
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ssepesuraFs.naan
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St, Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES
For their good parta. Parta at half price. We
can duplicate most any part. We have wrecked
over 100 different makes of cars of recent date. If
in need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co.. 89
North Broadway. Portland. Oregon.
LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and Auto
mobile men are in demand. We are giving a com-
píete course in both for the price of one tuition»
for a short time only. Large class now gradu at-
ing and have room for few more men. Catalog
and details free. Hemphill’s Trade Schools, 20th & Hawthorne
Portland, Oregon.
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney.
Organizer and Developer. Patenta secured or Fee
Refunded. FREE, Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every
bone in your body right through your clothing.
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graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker
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Portland. Oregon.
Now Sister Stays Home.
The alleged young woman was out
rowing with a possible suitor, and
had taken her little sister, who was
exhibiting much fear of the waves.
“Why, Martha, If you are so nerv
ous now, what will you be at my
age?”
“Thirty-nine, I suppose,” meekly
replied the little sister.—Exchange.
’S Death on Feathers,
“Mother, has Fido gone to heaven?’’
asked little Mamie, who had been told
that a little sister was there.
“Dogs don’t go to heaven,” said
mother, “but little sister is there and
she is an angel, you know, with
wings.”
Mamie thought a móment and said:
“Maybe it is just as well, for Fido
was death on feathers, you know.”—
Exchange.
Give Him Time.
“They say his wife has money.
Well, that isn’t his fault They've
only been married a short time.”
The Injured One.
“It would seem,” said the tourist,
“that you Arkansas people would be
quicker to resent the slurs and sneer-
ing jokes about yourselves that are
constantly being published in the
papers?”
“Well,” replied Mr. Gap Johnson of
Rumpus Ridge, Ark., “I’ve noticed
that when you fling a rock into a pack
Of dogs the one that hollers is the
one that got hit.”—Kansas City Star.
For a disordered liver, take Garfield
Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists.
A Pattern.
Mrs. Simpson bad taken her little
daughter out to tea with her, and dur
ing the meal was horrified to see the
child trying to force a thick piece of
bread into a very small pocket
“Why, Marion,” she said In shocked
Silent Partner Wanted.
surprise, “what on earth are you do
She—I do not care to marry you. I ing?”
do not care even to talk to you.
“That’s all right, mother,” her small
He (a widower)—That is precisely daughter assured her. “I’m just tak
the reason I want you to marry me.— ing this slice back to nursie for a pat
Boston Transcript
tern.”—Exchange.
Every Night
For Constipation
RANDRETH
OREGON.
She Had Heard of One.
“Whoever saw a perfect man?”
asked an evangelist at a revival meet
ing. “There is no such thing. Every
man has his faults, plenty of them."
Of course, no one had ever seen a
perfect man, and consequently the |
statement of the revivalist was re- |
ceived with silence. The revivalist
continued :
“Whoever saw a perfect woman?”
• At this juncture a tall, thin woman
arose.
“Do you mean to say, madam,” the
evangelist asked, “that you have seen i
a perfect woman?”
“Well, I can’t just say that I have
seen her,” the woman replied, “but I
have heard a great deal about her—
my husband’s first wife.”—Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you. Garfield Tea
promotes health.
A Perfect Day.
Leaning against the aft rail of an
East 10th street car one morning
when the temperature was below zero,
was a big fellow in a fur-lined overcoat
and a fur cap. As the car proceeded
down-townward it, of course, became
jammed with humanity. Girls finally
crowded in among the men on the
back platform. The man in the fur
cap smiled and then, across the crisp
zeroio air, wafted the whistled notes
of “A Perfect Day.”
“Listen to that guy whistle ’A Per
fect Day,’ ’’ remarked a half frozen
back-platformer. “I don’t know wheth
er he’s whistling it as a compliment
to his furs or to the fact that there
are ladies on the back platform.”—
Indianapolis News.
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ped on the bot-
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The
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They cost no more in San
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They are always worth the
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They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass.,
by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and
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not supply you with the kind you want, take no other
make. Write for interesting booklet explaining how to
get shoes of the highest standard of quality for the price,
by return mail, postage free.
BEWARE or
SUBSTITUTES
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He used a pebble
in his day, to keep
his mouth moist —
WE use
RI GLEYS
Did that itching keep
you awake last night?
And how can you expect to sleep
tonight unless you do something to re
lieve the trouble? Eczema and other
itching skin troubles don’t often heal
themselves. But it is surprising how
quickly Resinol Ointment heals sick
skins.
Almost daily we hear from a skin
sufferer who says "Resinol Ointment
stopped my itching at once and I got
the first good night's sleep I had had
in weeks. Now my. skin is well.” Res
inol Ointment is sold by all druggists.
Thales of Miletus.
The first scientific thinker was
Thales of Miletus, born about 636 B.
C. He was the first to attempt a logi
cal solution of material phenomena
without resorting to mythological rep
resentation. In other words, Thales
was the first man, so far as we know,
to try to find out the actual truth con
cerning the world we live in, its ori
gin, constitution and destiny.—Ex
change.
Generosity.
Expensive Feed Bills Will Be Saved
“What do you think of our friend,
and Milk Flow Kept Up—Rye
the efficiency expert?”
and Clover Favored.
"He’s a wonder. He’s something
like a fortune teller I once knew. He
(By J. G. WATSON.)
could make a colossal fortune on his
Are you preparing for early spring own account if he were not so gener
ous
about selling precious informa
pasture? Early spring almost invari
ably finds us short of feed. How are tion at nominal fees.”—Washington
Star.
you planning for that shortage? Early
pasture will save expensive feed bills
Irate Client—I never saw a case so
and help keep up the milk yield. A wretchedly bungled. You acted the
good fall and early spring pasture is fool, sir.
Imperturbable Lawyer—That’s all
rye or a mixture of rye and crimson
Early-sown rye gives con- right. I was acting for you, wasn't
clover.
I?
—
Boston Transcript
siderable feed in the fall but should
not be grazed too closely or the plants THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
may be winter-killed.
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
The clover crop makes about half
Its growth during the last 30 days of Girisi Try Iti Hair gets s ft, fluffy
Its grazing period, that is under nor
and beautiful—Get a 25 cent
bottle of Danderlne.
mal conditions, so that it can be heav
ily grazed during that time.
This
If you care for heavy hair that glis
should allow the permanent pasture
tens with beauty and is radiant with
to get a good start before turning on life; has an incomparable softness and
It and It will be stronger and provide is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne.
more pasture than if grazed early.
Just one application doubles the
Late fall and early spring pasture beauty f your hair, besides 1 imme
means cheaper production and larger diately dissolves every particle of
dandruff. You can not have nice
yields.
heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan
druff. This destructive scurf robs the
BIG LOSS BY DETERIORATION hair of its lustre, its strength and its
very life, and if not overcome it pro
Lack of Paint Is Worse Than Fire, duces a feverishness and it hing of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos
Says Expert of Ohio Station—No
en and die; then the hair falla out
Best Time for Task.
fasL Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowlton’s Danderlne from -ny drug
“Lack of paint causes a greater an store and just try it
nual loss through deterioration than
Very Puzzling.
the aggregate fire loss in Ohio for the
past 12 months," asserts Virgil Over Eddie, who had always attended a
holt of the agricultural extention de Baptist Sunday school, was taken on
visit to Sunday school at a Metho
partment. Ohio state university, in a dist
church. "Mamma, how is this?”
urging the farmers of Ohio to apply he said. "I thought you said this was
paint frequently and liberally.
a Mefodist Sunday school.”
There Is no best time to paint, as
"So it is, my dear."
many think, but care should be taken
“Well, but, mamma, the lesson was
that the paints are carefully mixed and all about John the Baptist.”-
well rubbed into the cracks in the
weather boarding.
Skin-’er.
No doubt Jenkins married Lobelia
Genoff for love. At any rate beauty
can’t have had anything to do with it
Her face would have ripened a cheese
9
or stopped a train.
One day, soon after his marriage,
Jenkins met a pal and timidly asked
him what he thought of Lobelia.
REMEDY FOR WORMS IN HOGS
“Help! Don’t ask me!” gasped the
pal.
"Beauty Is only skin deep, your Nobody can Tell when you Feed Nothing for Twenty-Four Hours
honor!” remonstrated Jenkins, stiffly.
Darken Gray, Faded Hair
Then Give Tablespoonful of Tur
“Skin 'er, then, dear chap!" advised
pentine and Oil.
with
Sage
Tea.
the pal. “For heaven’s sake, skin
’er!”—Exchange.
A remedy for worms In hogs is to
Grandmother kept her hair beauti feed nothing for one day and then to
fully darkened, glossy and attractive a 100-pound hog give a tablespoonful
TTTTT
ARMY AUCTION BARGAINS
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. of a mixture of half turpentine and
Whenever her hair took on that dull, half raw linseed oil or castor oil. The
faded or streaked appearance, this dose for smaller pigs should be pro
simple mixture was applied with won portionately reduced.
Always keep
derful effect. By asking at any drug
store for “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur where the hogs can get IL wood ashes
Compound," you will get a large bot and salt, using about half bushel of
tle of this old-time recipe, improved ashes to five pounds of salt Cob ashes
by the addition of other ingredients, will do Just as well.
all ready to use, fot about 50 cents.
This simple mixture can be depended ABAME vai id di a pc namn-
upon to restore natural color and MAAE toon r-AUE Ulb I IN I
beauty to the hair.
A well-known downtown druggist Give Farm Certain Good Characters
says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage
That Mark It From Other Homes
and Sulphur Compound now because
Along the Road.
it darkens so naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell It has been ap- Is your place distinctive? Has It
plied—It’s so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brusi certain characters that mark it from
and draw it through your hair, taking other hornea on the road? How often
one strand at a time. By morning In giving directions for finding a place
the gray hair disappears; after an along the road we locate a farm by
other application or two. It is restored certain objects about the place, such
to its natural color and looks glossy, as an evergreen hedge, a row of hard
soft and beautiful. This preparation maple, an unpainted house, a dilapi
is a delightful toilet requisite. It is
not intended for the cure, mitigation dated barn, or a well-kept yard and
well-painted house.
No. II. 1917.
P. N. U
HAVE DARK HAIR
AND LOOK Y
HERMISTON,
¡ LISTEN TO THIS!
SAYS CORNS LIFT
RIGHT OUT NOW •
You corn-pestered men and women
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
that nearly killed you before, says
this Cincinnati authority, because a
few drops of freezone applied directly
on a tender, aching corn or callus,
stops soreness at once and soon the
corn or hardened callus loosens so it
can be lifted out, root and all, with
out pain.
A small bottle of freezone costs
very little at any drug store, but will
positively take off every bard or soft
corn or callus. This should be tried,
as it is inexpensive and is said not
to irritate the surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to get a small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug bouse. It is
fine stuff and acts like a charm every
time.
UM
A II -
WRIGLEYS gives us a
wholesome, antiseptic,
refreshing confection to
take the place of the cave
man’s pebble.
We help teeth, breath, appetite,
digestion and deliciously
soothe mouth and throat with
this welcome sweetmeat.
The Wrigley Spearmen want to send you
their Book of Gum-ption. Send a postal
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The cornerstone laying had been a
brilliant success. The weather was
fine, the speeches eloquent, the music
impressive. The master of ceremon
ies was very well satisfied with him-
self, yet with the dispersal of the
crowd he became strangely excited.
Hurriedly he sought the master ma
son.
“Is It possible to lift the corner
stone again?" he asked.
"I am afraid not, sir,” said the ma
son. "Have you a particular reason
for asking?”
"I have," said the master of cere-
onies. "I’ve left my bat In the recep
tacle along with the records."
Not So Wrong.
A Russian applicant for naturaliza
tion papers was asked, "What is the
constitution of the United States?"
"Rugged and healthy,” he answered.
Of course there Is a laugh, but still
he said something.—Washington Her
ald.
its Way.
"The thermometer has a very hu
man way of behaving.”
"How is that?”
"When it once begins to take a
drop it falls by degrees.”—Baltimore
American.
SOUR, ACID 8TOMACH8,
GA8E8 OR INDIGESTION
Anticipates Them.
"My husband is very devoted; he
anticipates my every wish.”
"So does my husband mine; when
Each "Pape’s Diapepsin” Digests 3000
ever he thinks I am going to ask him
grains food, ending all stomach
for something he lights out.”—Boston
misery In five minutes.
Transcript.
Time It! In fl minutes all stom
ach distress will go. No Indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas, acid, or eructations of undigested
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
breath or headache.
Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for Its
speed in regulating upset stomachs
It is the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy In the whole world and besides It
Cm. Granulated Eyelids, Is harmless. Put an end to stomach
UPT’s Eyes inflamed by expo- trouble forever by getting a large
.
sure to Sun, Dustand Wind fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin
W*yg quickly relieved by Murine from any drug store. You realize in
• VCS Eye Remedy. No Smarting. five minutes how needless It is to suf
•
just Eye Comfort. • Al fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
Your Druggist’s 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye stomach disorder. It’s the quickest,
25c. ForBeokeltheEyefreeask surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in ths world.
ABSORBINE
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MARK REG.U.S.PAT. OFF
f i
Reduces Bursal Enlargements,
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Thickened, Swollen Tissues,
6,
Curbs, Filled Tendons, Sore-
I
nets from Bruises or Strains;
gl
stops Spavin Lameness, allays pain.
DA Does not blister, remove the hair or
I lay up the horse.
$2.00 a hottie
at druggists or delivered. Book I M free.
ABSORBINE, JR., for mankind- an
antiseptic Animent for bruises, cuts, wounds,
strains, painful, swollen veins or glands.
It
heals and soothes.
$1.00 a bottle at drug-
gists or postpaid.
Will tell you more if you
write.
Made in the U. S. A. by
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