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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1931)
OUR COMIC SECTION Events in THE FEATHERHEADS looK.tauxM 1 AUCwltQED X4B AD OF A MANOWQlTlNQ tsVSQT WA VIS LSTTBR Mr I 1 1 hW8 A WOiDEQ I. CAM6 PQtTTV KJEAA. j , FOR BlMG ABLC a,u k T T r - J FINNEY OF THE FORCE Not Dad for an Art School Registrar I ' u., JrhUMCl I AM YOU DOKlT tVtKJ I i.iCI t - I CUAMCT WAT'S WUUT ! -HtQfi LEAMS MS TAKE. MY COM V 7 GOT A 32 WAIST AM WUt' VnAlwO-l J V , - I'M TME flAMt AS WE ANClEASr KzT ' jTsjj the Lives of Little ac WERE THIS WWU1B '' - I -i iiiiT WQOT6 HIM A4 OQDttAOY I Yl LITIS A IN LONO HAND ASKING PCA I ) INFOQMATiON.AWDHfcTfcLLt.nhir; I 0 Men fiRl P WITH SOCH PJJ2Ty HANPS-HW0F1W oiot7 AT Those stockings, thev rtKi-tULY v0lw MORNING Wonderful WORLD WAR YARNS by Lieut. Frank E. Hagan Such Informality! f!oinctliiif the American doughboy tuny have been (Jn.zleiJ bj the iar torhil dplcndor and hauhty demeanor of German offlcer iirlwmer but wa never dlHinuyed One front In 1918 nw tlie capture of tlzeuhle bag of tui'h prlHoneri. Tln.-Ke were brouRlit to the rear where an Intelligence oflker quee tloned tlicm an the douxhhoyi guarded their nrlwinere jsealounly. One of the Cennain grew rentlve under the atten tion he wm receiving from the man with the bayonet. "See here," he demanded finally of the Intelligence num. "Uon't you re quire any discipline of your American troop toward ollW-ers? Thli aohller here," and he Indicated watchful Infantryman," la gronnly fumlllur. The pig rnlla me, an ofllcer. by my flrat mime Heinle, whenever he apcuks to niel" JltuHt rutins the point further li the experience of a wounded American who, from bin prone position In a wiieiit Held, wlthneHncd the utately ap- proiicli of a fJermiin olllcer prlBoner, reMplcndent with hit uiedala and wear lug a monocle. From time to time the hue mnu turned tils head nervously iml appeared to tllnch ai from tlckllhh contact with a bayonet. So lie was. for as the little party drew near the wounded American per ceived that the German advanced at Ihe ulll of an American negro, equal ly ii large as his gorgeous prisoner. 111)1, white folks." was the col- red nmn's dalutiitlon. "An oeni rlKliU know what Ine got, dui iw a br'ncln It along I" Denny, a Dog Hero He was "ouly a dug," hut he was the hero of Ave battles on the Western front, he waa honorably discharged from the army at Camp Grant, Ill after 18 months In the thick of fighting In France and P.elglura, and when he died last year he was given a military funeral by an American Legion post. Fur Denny was a member of the Harry E. Kelley post of the Legion of Elkhorn. Wis. He was born In a dugout of the Thirty-second division In Itelglum In 1918. Serge Torn O'Keefe adopted the puppy. The an- Inuil was gassed at Montdlddier and sent to a base hospital for treatment as were his doughboy friends. When the dog was cured Sergeant O'Keefe hud been transferred to the First dl vision and Denny went along. After his experience with giis at Montdlddier his muster fashioned a gas mask for him. This mnsk never left the dog until the armistice. Denny went with the Army of Occupa tion Into Germuny. Perhaps the dark est hours of his whole t3 years came when It sevmed Inevitable tluit h must be left behind as his muster wa about to Mil for home. A deluge ol rnln saved Denny and Sergeant O'Keefe from being separated. De nied the right of taking Denny on shipboard O'Keefe smuggled him on under his raincoat and brought him hack safely to this country. The National legion convention at Kansas City In 1921 presented Dennj wlih an O. D. blanket with one wound stripe and a medal testifying to hit participation In Ave major battles. It Came Just in Time Take It from the Stars and Stripes A. E. F. newspaper, the Armistice came Just In the nick of time to pre vent rabbit skin caps from blca tn Ulcted upon the American solAtotl Here's what the paper said ataut tt in Its Issue of June 6, 1010: "Ilegnrdless of what mlllt7 ex perts may claim as to the conditions among the Allied troops on November 11, It Is now revealed from Washing ton that the Armistice was not signed a moment too soon. While there Is still no question as to the morale of the overseas troops at that time, this morale could never have held up un der the shower of Inventions and Im provemrata prepared for the A. E. F and the climax of this Invention shower was renched In the rabbit akin cap. Just what kind of a enp It was going to be has been kept from the A, 11 F. eo far, but, anyway. It was going to be an authentic Issue be cause Washington had adopted It. "'The rabbit has a gentle face: ills private life Is a disgrace.' the poet has touehlngly remarked And they were gobg to wind thnt dls grnce around our heads. No one will ever forget the raln-ln the-face atro city of our merry dnys In Europe but we con be thankful that the Armistice saved us from hare on the bruin Other brilliant schemes such ns cootie proof underwear, which not only killed the rootles on a man, but the man too, and trench shower bnths that worked perfectly, If nobody but thi shower was In the trench, were mere- fully held up until Frlta took the count" ((5. ltlt, WMtom Newipapur Union.) Carets Old Chap Evidently the old married man fthnse wife Is able to And his tblrt and collar for him and tell lilm wln.-re he left his hnt feels she also la tile to put on her own galoshes and get Into her cont without the help he Used to think she needed. Cincinnati Kn qulrer. Names of Great Lake Both Indian and French Gannett'a "Origin of Place Names In the United States" says thnt opinions differ as to the origin of the name Huron. According to some It Is a corruption of "Hnre" glren a tribe of Imlinns by the French. It means "the head of a wild boar." It Is believed by some that It Is from the Indian words "onkwe honwe," meaning "true man." Still others believe It Is a corruption by French from the Indian "Irrl ronon," mean ing "cat tribe." Erie is from "Erlge," or "Erlke," the name of a now ex tinct Indian tribe. The word signi fies "cat" or "wildcat." Some author ities believe the word means "mad." Ontario In the Indian word mean ing beautiful lake or "beautiful pros pect of rocks, hills and water." Michigan Is an Indian word said by some to mean "big lake" and by others "place for catching fish." Su perior Is a translation of the orig inal French name, "Lac Superleur aux Ontaouacs," meaning "the upper lake of the Ottawas." 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An accident has further led to the discovery of finds from the Roman period near Gunzberg on the Danube. Men dig ging a ditch came upoi a Roman grave some five feet down, and a man's skeleton lay nearby. The finds Include a bronze coin bearing the head of Vespasian with crown, and the Inscription, "Imp. Caes. Vespa sian. Aug. III." Fellow Artiata Frits Kreisler tells an amusing story of a visit be paid when In London the other day. ills hostess, after telling him that her little girl loved music and was learning the violin, sent for the child in order to Introduce her to the great violinist. Kreisler, who adores children, was charming, and said: "I hear you are having violin lessons?" "Yes," was the answer, "and mother tells me you, too, play !" London Pass Ing Show. Complete Blank "Did you say the professor Is ab- lent-minded?" "Absent minded I Why, he read an erroneous account of his death In a newspaper and sent himself a wreath !" Passing Show. 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