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WORLD
WAR
YARNS
by Lieut. Frank E. Hagan
Such Informality!
f!oinctliiif the American doughboy
tuny have been (Jn.zleiJ bj the iar
torhil dplcndor and hauhty demeanor
of German offlcer iirlwmer but wa
never dlHinuyed One front In 1918
nw tlie capture of tlzeuhle bag of
tui'h prlHoneri.
Tln.-Ke were brouRlit to the rear
where an Intelligence oflker quee
tloned tlicm an the douxhhoyi guarded
their nrlwinere jsealounly. One of the
Cennain grew rentlve under the atten
tion he wm receiving from the man
with the bayonet.
"See here," he demanded finally of
the Intelligence num. "Uon't you re
quire any discipline of your American
troop toward ollW-ers? Thli aohller
here," and he Indicated watchful
Infantryman," la gronnly fumlllur. The
pig rnlla me, an ofllcer. by my flrat
mime Heinle, whenever he apcuks to
niel"
JltuHt rutins the point further li the
experience of a wounded American
who, from bin prone position In a
wiieiit Held, wlthneHncd the utately ap-
proiicli of a fJermiin olllcer prlBoner,
reMplcndent with hit uiedala and wear
lug a monocle. From time to time the
hue mnu turned tils head nervously
iml appeared to tllnch ai from tlckllhh
contact with a bayonet.
So lie was. for as the little party
drew near the wounded American per
ceived that the German advanced at
Ihe ulll of an American negro, equal
ly ii large as his gorgeous prisoner.
111)1, white folks." was the col-
red nmn's dalutiitlon. "An oeni
rlKliU know what Ine got, dui iw
a br'ncln It along I"
Denny, a Dog Hero
He was "ouly a dug," hut he was the
hero of Ave battles on the Western
front, he waa honorably discharged
from the army at Camp Grant, Ill
after 18 months In the thick of fighting
In France and P.elglura, and when he
died last year he was given a military
funeral by an American Legion post.
Fur Denny was a member of the
Harry E. Kelley post of the Legion
of Elkhorn. Wis. He was born In a
dugout of the Thirty-second division
In Itelglum In 1918. Serge Torn
O'Keefe adopted the puppy. The an-
Inuil was gassed at Montdlddier and
sent to a base hospital for treatment
as were his doughboy friends. When
the dog was cured Sergeant O'Keefe
hud been transferred to the First dl
vision and Denny went along. After
his experience with giis at Montdlddier
his muster fashioned a gas mask for
him. This mnsk never left the dog
until the armistice.
Denny went with the Army of Occupa
tion Into Germuny. Perhaps the dark
est hours of his whole t3 years came
when It sevmed Inevitable tluit h
must be left behind as his muster wa
about to Mil for home. A deluge ol
rnln saved Denny and Sergeant
O'Keefe from being separated. De
nied the right of taking Denny on
shipboard O'Keefe smuggled him on
under his raincoat and brought him
hack safely to this country.
The National legion convention at
Kansas City In 1921 presented Dennj
wlih an O. D. blanket with one wound
stripe and a medal testifying to hit
participation In Ave major battles.
It Came Just in Time
Take It from the Stars and Stripes
A. E. F. newspaper, the Armistice
came Just In the nick of time to pre
vent rabbit skin caps from blca tn
Ulcted upon the American solAtotl
Here's what the paper said ataut tt in
Its Issue of June 6, 1010:
"Ilegnrdless of what mlllt7 ex
perts may claim as to the conditions
among the Allied troops on November
11, It Is now revealed from Washing
ton that the Armistice was not signed
a moment too soon. While there Is
still no question as to the morale of
the overseas troops at that time, this
morale could never have held up un
der the shower of Inventions and Im
provemrata prepared for the A. E. F
and the climax of this Invention
shower was renched In the rabbit akin
cap. Just what kind of a enp It was
going to be has been kept from the
A, 11 F. eo far, but, anyway. It was
going to be an authentic Issue be
cause Washington had adopted It.
"'The rabbit has a gentle face:
ills private life Is a disgrace.'
the poet has touehlngly remarked
And they were gobg to wind thnt dls
grnce around our heads. No one will
ever forget the raln-ln the-face atro
city of our merry dnys In Europe but
we con be thankful that the Armistice
saved us from hare on the bruin
Other brilliant schemes such ns cootie
proof underwear, which not only killed
the rootles on a man, but the man
too, and trench shower bnths that
worked perfectly, If nobody but thi
shower was In the trench, were mere-
fully held up until Frlta took the
count"
((5. ltlt, WMtom Newipapur Union.)
Carets Old Chap
Evidently the old married man
fthnse wife Is able to And his tblrt
and collar for him and tell lilm wln.-re
he left his hnt feels she also la tile
to put on her own galoshes and get
Into her cont without the help he Used
to think she needed. Cincinnati Kn
qulrer.
Names of Great Lake
Both Indian and French
Gannett'a "Origin of Place Names
In the United States" says thnt
opinions differ as to the origin of
the name Huron. According to some
It Is a corruption of "Hnre" glren
a tribe of Imlinns by the French. It
means "the head of a wild boar." It
Is believed by some that It Is from
the Indian words "onkwe honwe,"
meaning "true man." Still others
believe It Is a corruption by French
from the Indian "Irrl ronon," mean
ing "cat tribe." Erie is from "Erlge,"
or "Erlke," the name of a now ex
tinct Indian tribe. The word signi
fies "cat" or "wildcat." Some author
ities believe the word means "mad."
Ontario In the Indian word mean
ing beautiful lake or "beautiful pros
pect of rocks, hills and water."
Michigan Is an Indian word said by
some to mean "big lake" and by
others "place for catching fish." Su
perior Is a translation of the orig
inal French name, "Lac Superleur
aux Ontaouacs," meaning "the upper
lake of the Ottawas."
WOMEN SHOULD
LEARN USES
OF MAGNESIA
To women who suffer from nausea,
or so-called "morning sickness," this
is a blessing. Most nurses know It
It Is advised by leading specialists:
Over a small quantity of finely
cracked ice pour a teaspoonful of
Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. Sip slow.
ly until you are relieved. It ends
tick stomach or Inclination to vomit
Its anti-acid properties make Phil
lips' Milk of Magnesia quick relief
In heartburn, sour stomach, gas. .Its
Billd laxative action assures regular
bowel movement. Used as a mouth
wash It helps prevent tooth decay
during expectancy.
Ancient Burial Places
Uncovered in Bavaria
A settlement dating from about
S00 R. C. bas been found near Oster-
hofen. Lower Ravarla. Excavations
have turned up vessels of tarlous
kinds, urns, ceramics painted red,
and a millstone. Cave dwellings
from the Neolithic age were also
found nearby. Near Darmltx, not
far from Erlangen, an urn burial
plnce dating from the Late Bronze
age Is being uncovered. An accident
has further led to the discovery of
finds from the Roman period near
Gunzberg on the Danube. Men dig
ging a ditch came upoi a Roman
grave some five feet down, and a
man's skeleton lay nearby. The finds
Include a bronze coin bearing the
head of Vespasian with crown, and
the Inscription, "Imp. Caes. Vespa
sian. Aug. III."
Fellow Artiata
Frits Kreisler tells an amusing
story of a visit be paid when In
London the other day. ills hostess,
after telling him that her little girl
loved music and was learning the
violin, sent for the child in order to
Introduce her to the great violinist.
Kreisler, who adores children, was
charming, and said: "I hear you
are having violin lessons?" "Yes,"
was the answer, "and mother tells
me you, too, play !" London Pass
Ing Show.
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"Did you say the professor Is ab-
lent-minded?"
"Absent minded I Why, he read
an erroneous account of his death
In a newspaper and sent himself a
wreath !" Passing Show.
Dr. Pierce' Favorite Prescription make
weak women trone. No alcohol. Sold
by druggist in tablets or liquid. Adv,
No Need to Worry
She On, George, the baby has
swnllowed the matches Whatever
thnll I do?
Husband Use my cigarette light
er. Stray Stories,
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