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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 17, 1931)
Stomach Troubles Headache and Dizziness If your ntomarh I nU-k, you are sick til over. If yon can't digest your food, you Ioho strength, K't nervous and M m tired when you gv up a when you Went to bed. For 10 years Turiluc has restored to hnitlth .nil activity many thou sands who suffered Ju.-it an you do. Mr. Daniel Vlnrlguerra, of C200 Utiles Ft., l'hllatMphia, 1'a., says: "I have not lind a dir.r.y aMill or a head ache since taking Tanlart. My nerves aro in better shape and I can enjoy a good night's sleep." Let Tanlac help you too. It cor rect tho most olmtinato digestive troubles relieve giui, pains In ths atomnch anl bowel, restores eppo tit", vigor and sound alecp. Tanlurs la mado of rooti, lark and tirrhn. Cost less than 2 wnU a doio. Cift a bottle from your druggiiit today, Vour money back If it doesn't help you. Real Hard Luck Story in That Stock Slump IrvliiK I'.ullnrd, lliu hunker nljimin, told ut n (tinner In Huston a ft or) about the Wull Street slump. "A forcer," ho auld, "wua drinking very hard In a night club. TIim hos tess, mi old friend, unsclflMhly took him to tiixk about lu "'I'on'l you know It will give you ahnkjr iierf shpsiilil, 'no tlinymj won't ho ftblo to forj!" uny more? "'I rnu't help Hint,' aald thu for ger. 'I've had terrible html liu k, and I got to forget It Somehow.' "What hard luckr auld the hos tess. " I spent four months, anld tha forger, 'learning to forge Clhaon Cot ros's aliiuiittire the millionaire, you know and (he very day I got tha check ready l!io aluinp cleaned ths old roomer out.'" Ictrolt Frc t'reaa. HEADACHES Needle, pains like headache! re immediately relieved bv Ilayer Aspirin as million! of people know. 'And nr matter how luddenly a liradache may come, one can at all times be prepared. Carry the pocket tin of l'.ayer Aspirin with you. Keep the larger iie at home. Kead the proven directioni lor pain, headaches, neuralgia, etc. (rletbodical Cbicafoaa Thirty yeura ago V. It. Cunning hum, of Chicago, was late for work, ao lute ha vowed he wouldn't he lata again n ten year. In 101 1 hie vow win fulfilled, hut the liiiblt of punctu ality .wua ao ktrong tlmt lie kept rlgh' Mug on time emit morning. When he punched the clock Just the othei day, nit time, aa usual, hla tblrtletl) UtiblemlKhiil year pitted Into hlxtory llousvwlvea act their clock by tin time he passes their houses on bit way to work. "off BACKACHE, PAIN? Seattle, Vah. awe, avi. , I luflered Kvere back- u " " i and p a I n g ' , had a catar- 11 m. t rnndilinn l t , --In hood, with achei and had a catar rhal condition. Thrie disagree able sensations were completely eradicated and I .developed into atrong and healthy womanhood be- cause my mother gave me Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. A my own daughter I were developing I gave it to them and in that way prevented . their having any form of inward weak. ncM." Mr. Sadie L lloltmcr, 5W9 25th Ave, S. Liquid or tablets. All dealt ri. Bead ltn for trlnl packaga at FktoHU rmrrlptlnn Tablets to Ir. I'lrr'f t Utile In HarTale, N. T. Coittf She You don't love me any more. When you co me crying now you don't auk mo why. lie I'm awfully aorry. my dear, but these questions have already coat me aucb lot of money. Ana wcrs. A man hns little dllllculty picking a lint because he plcka one like the hat he already has. r;ui Rats Without Poison A Ao iv Exterminator ihat Won' Kill Uveatoch, Poultry, Oogt, Cat; or even Baby Chick K R Ocm h Ufttd hout tli home.barn or poul 1 try yard with ahiulut fdjr It contains M MMfly oiwa. K-ROIa ma4 of Squill, at rsronv mended by U.8. Dept. of Agriculture, oven-drlt4 ander the Connable proeex which Inaurrt mi Imum trenfth.Ueed by County Agenta In mnal rat-killing campaigns. Honay-Back Cuarante Inalat upon K R-O, tha original Squill titer Rilnator. All drugglitt, poultry supply and teed bouses, 73o, tl.25, 2.00. Direct If dealer cannot supply you. K R 0 Co., Springfield, Ohio. M III CKlfl OUR COMIC SECTION 0 1 1 I fifteen minutes MMt I ptWRE THE. ALARM !' : 1 1 L FINNEY OF THE FORCE "7 OM Hin ! - WHY HtS AMD VC WHOLE FAMILY tlXT 1HE hllKrlAkl OVJ WIS 00UTE,- 04 r5 FAM005 FOR MIMDW US J f BUT HIS RATTY LOON WIFE ISA Vv . OWM BUSiMESSl J EtAxFULQUttW-AKj0Ml5 FIVCy 'f Oyl WTYKlOS RAPE JWEL5f- "1 ill ' um w ) C Wsattra efttptr Pml . tJm iLnaQol THE FEATHERHEADS m W mnc7- W4y ' il l (tuccovhRsA ) IllliiW l HAD A TERQIBL& SUOMNLY i LOOKED pQCAMf ! KiAS IN A WEATtB pOWKJ AND 1 D1DNT HAVE 1 avJtrJQ A CEClTALBt- I , V ANV CLOTUES ON f - J V FORE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, y - VlJ f . ( Our Pet Peeve Says the Milkman on This Route Felk D Needed Those Covers Wakeful restless CHILD needs Castoria We can never be lure juat what makes an infant restless, but the remedy can always be the aame. Good old Castoria! There's comfort In every drop of this pure vegetable preparation, and not the slightest barm in its frequent use. Aa often as Baby has a fretful spell, is feverish, or cries and can't sleep, let Castoria eoothe and quiet him. Sometimes it's a touch cf colic. Other times it's constipation. Or diarrhea a condition that should always be checked promptly. )ust keep Castoria handy, and give t promptly. Relief will follow very promptly; if it doesn't you should call a physician. All through babyhood, Castoria should be a mother'a standby; and a wise mother continues it in more Liberal doses as a child grows up. Legends That Live in Hearts of Irish People Ireland Is a storehouse of quaint legends and superstition, ilost of the Irish lakes bare a legend to thler Dame. Lough Foyle. according to tradi tion. Is In the wrong place. This is Its story: In olden times there were two weird sisters, skilled In black magic, one of whom dwelt a distance from the hike. One day this sister aald to tha other, "Let me have the loan of your silver lake until next Monday." So the other, being young and fronting, obligingly rolled op her lake, and sent It over the bills and valleys to her sister. Monday enme and passed by; the lake was not returned, so the dis consolate witch snt for It. But her sister was In high glee because she hnd foiled her trusting relative. She replied thut she Intended to keep the lake until tho Day of Judgment. It la said that the vast hollow from whence the lake wns taken can still be seen In Connanght, waiting, naked and barren, for the waters that will never return. Deep In the water at the bead of Lough Corrln stands an ancient cas tle. Legend says that this castle waa built in one night by a cock and a hen; but actnally It was erected by Roderick O'Connor, the last king of Ireland. Peasants say that at times strange lights flicker through the ornnte win dows of the submerged castle, and a fleet of boatfy filled with quaintly dressed men pntrols the lake. They row about until the cock her alds dawn, then they instantly vanish. FOR COLDS ALKALINIZE YOUR SYSTEM Doctors everywhere are prescrib ing this new treatment for colds: Begin when you feel a cold com ing. Take a tablespoonful of Tnil llps' Milk of Magnesia, morning, soon and night, the first day. Do the same second day. Then only at night. Colds reduce the alkalinity of your Bystem. That's what makes yon feel achy, feverish, weak, half-sick. Thll lips' Milk of Magnesia Is alkali In harmless, palatable form. It checks the symptoms of colds by restoring the alkalinity of your system. Believes sour stomach, Indigestion, gas, over-acldlty. All drugstores. Imitation Stradivari Since ll was reported several weeks ugo thut n Tazewell county (Virginia) man hud a genuine Stra divarlus violin for which a Ilonnoke musician hnd offered f IO.ikki, more than two dozen "genuine Stradiva ri uses" have been discovered In southwest Virginia. Until a few years ago It was not against the law In Uennnny for violin makers to put labels with the name of Strndl varius on them In the inside of ev ery Instrument they turned out. Traveling agents evidently sold a great muny of these cheap violins In the mountain district. Politeness Preferred George Creel, the emltiout writer, while on a trip between New York Sun Francisco, found himself seated In the dining car at the same table C nt long - Cura, it remains moist beard and at what a wonderful cool and refreshed, At your dealer or AdJrtss: Cuticura w:a vvt jx msr.sssvrv f v ssr -.r s a T1 ' HawaiM WiMftrt Ml lap ts--i Readily obtained at any drug store, the genuine easily Heatified by tlie Chas. 1 1. Fletcher signature and the name Castoria on tha wrapper like this: with a very large and most Imposing lady. The meal went forward In per fect silence until the coffee came on, when Mr. Creel's table mate, after lighting a cigarette, leaned forward apologetically. "Pardon, me," she asked, "but Is my smoking offensive to youT "Not at all," Mr. Creel assured her. "But," he added, "there was some thing that did shock me quite a lit tle. When I entered the dining car, not a single woman got up out of her chair." Collier's Weekly. Dr. Pierce's Plent Te'lets are the orif. insl little liver pi lit put op W years ago. They regulsU liver and bowel. Adr. Eskimos Ua Airplanes Eskimos are now bringing their furs by airplane as far south as Ed monton, Alberta, directly from the vast trapping regions of the Arctic. Formerly they had to store their catch through the lng winters and take their furs out In the spring to local trading points to be sold for a fraction of what they are now get ting In markets closer to civilization. The average cost for renting an air plane for the round trip Is about $373, but often one good pelt will pay for that. 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Sold since lse in aU parU af the World, has, no equal Price, tlAt for J9 days' Ireetnent. Hy mail Postpaid. JI.6S, 11.75 C. O. D. Hundreds Us. tiff Uiey hare found cam. plett relief within a week, WINANS MKDICINB CO. P. O. Box Troy. Ala. r . v- Formerly Wlnana Kheumiille Krwllcator. W. N. U; Portland, No. 14-1931. Something New!! A Shaving Cream that it also A Skin Tonic t !r lira Shaving Cream 11 a felt want. Containing the dcli-atr!r ui LJ mm ill f 1MB EtiC medicated, emollient rronrrtics of C'utl produces a rich, creamy lather that throughout tha shave, soften tha the same time soothes the skin. And after-share feeling! A skin that is free from any tense, dry feeling. sent postpaid on receipt of SSc Laboratories Maiden, Maaa, KILLS-RATS -ONLY f)