Stomach Troubles
Headache and
Dizziness
If your ntomarh I nU-k, you are sick
til over. If yon can't digest your food,
you Ioho strength, K't nervous and M
m tired when you gv up a when you
Went to bed.
For 10 years Turiluc has restored
to hnitlth .nil activity many thou
sands who suffered Ju.-it an you do.
Mr. Daniel Vlnrlguerra, of C200
Utiles Ft., l'hllatMphia, 1'a., says: "I
have not lind a dir.r.y aMill or a head
ache since taking Tanlart. My nerves
aro in better shape and I can enjoy
a good night's sleep."
Let Tanlac help you too. It cor
rect tho most olmtinato digestive
troubles relieve giui, pains In ths
atomnch anl bowel, restores eppo
tit", vigor and sound alecp.
Tanlurs la mado of rooti, lark and
tirrhn. Cost less than 2 wnU a doio.
Cift a bottle from your druggiiit today,
Vour money back If it doesn't help you.
Real Hard Luck Story
in That Stock Slump
IrvliiK I'.ullnrd, lliu hunker nljimin,
told ut n (tinner In Huston a ft or)
about the Wull Street slump.
"A forcer," ho auld, "wua drinking
very hard In a night club. TIim hos
tess, mi old friend, unsclflMhly took
him to tiixk about lu
"'I'on'l you know It will give you
ahnkjr iierf shpsiilil, 'no tlinymj
won't ho ftblo to forj!" uny more?
"'I rnu't help Hint,' aald thu for
ger. 'I've had terrible html liu k, and
I got to forget It Somehow.'
"What hard luckr auld the hos
tess. " I spent four months, anld tha
forger, 'learning to forge Clhaon Cot
ros's aliiuiittire the millionaire, you
know and (he very day I got tha
check ready l!io aluinp cleaned ths
old roomer out.'" Ictrolt Frc
t'reaa.
HEADACHES
Needle, pains like headache!
re immediately relieved bv Ilayer
Aspirin as million! of people know.
'And nr matter how luddenly a
liradache may come, one can at
all times be prepared. Carry the
pocket tin of l'.ayer Aspirin with
you. Keep the larger iie at home.
Kead the proven directioni lor pain,
headaches, neuralgia, etc.
(rletbodical Cbicafoaa
Thirty yeura ago V. It. Cunning
hum, of Chicago, was late for work,
ao lute ha vowed he wouldn't he lata
again n ten year. In 101 1 hie vow
win fulfilled, hut the liiiblt of punctu
ality .wua ao ktrong tlmt lie kept rlgh'
Mug on time emit morning. When
he punched the clock Just the othei
day, nit time, aa usual, hla tblrtletl)
UtiblemlKhiil year pitted Into hlxtory
llousvwlvea act their clock by tin
time he passes their houses on bit
way to work.
"off BACKACHE, PAIN?
Seattle, Vah.
awe, avi.
, I luflered
Kvere back- u " "
i and p a I n g ' ,
had a catar- 11 m. t
rnndilinn l t ,
--In
hood,
with
achei
and had a catar
rhal condition.
Thrie disagree
able sensations
were completely
eradicated and I
.developed into
atrong and healthy womanhood be-
cause my mother gave me Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. A my own
daughter I were developing I gave it
to them and in that way prevented
. their having any form of inward weak.
ncM." Mr. Sadie L lloltmcr, 5W9
25th Ave, S.
Liquid or tablets. All dealt ri.
Bead ltn for trlnl packaga at FktoHU
rmrrlptlnn Tablets to Ir. I'lrr'f
t Utile In HarTale, N. T.
Coittf
She You don't love me any more.
When you co me crying now you
don't auk mo why.
lie I'm awfully aorry. my dear,
but these questions have already coat
me aucb lot of money. Ana wcrs.
A man hns little dllllculty picking
a lint because he plcka one like the
hat he already has.
r;ui Rats
Without Poison
A Ao iv Exterminator ihat
Won' Kill Uveatoch, Poultry,
Oogt, Cat; or even Baby Chick
K R Ocm h Ufttd hout tli home.barn or poul
1 try yard with ahiulut fdjr It contains M
MMfly oiwa. K-ROIa ma4 of Squill, at rsronv
mended by U.8. Dept. of Agriculture, oven-drlt4
ander the Connable proeex which Inaurrt mi
Imum trenfth.Ueed by County Agenta In mnal
rat-killing campaigns. Honay-Back Cuarante
Inalat upon K R-O, tha original Squill titer
Rilnator. All drugglitt, poultry supply and teed
bouses, 73o, tl.25, 2.00. Direct If dealer cannot
supply you. K R 0 Co., Springfield, Ohio.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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tlXT 1HE hllKrlAkl OVJ WIS 00UTE,- 04 r5 FAM005 FOR MIMDW US J
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THE FEATHERHEADS
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l HAD A TERQIBL& SUOMNLY i LOOKED
pQCAMf ! KiAS IN A WEATtB pOWKJ AND 1 D1DNT HAVE 1
avJtrJQ A CEClTALBt- I , V ANV CLOTUES ON f - J
V FORE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, y -
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Our Pet Peeve
Says the Milkman on This Route
Felk
D
Needed Those Covers
Wakeful
restless CHILD
needs Castoria
We can never be lure juat what
makes an infant restless, but the
remedy can always be the aame.
Good old Castoria! There's comfort
In every drop of this pure vegetable
preparation, and not the slightest
barm in its frequent use. Aa often
as Baby has a fretful spell, is
feverish, or cries and can't sleep,
let Castoria eoothe and quiet him.
Sometimes it's a touch cf colic.
Other times it's constipation. Or
diarrhea a condition that should
always be checked promptly.
)ust keep Castoria handy, and give
t promptly. Relief will follow very
promptly; if it doesn't you should
call a physician.
All through babyhood, Castoria
should be a mother'a standby; and
a wise mother continues it in more
Liberal doses as a child grows up.
Legends That Live in
Hearts of Irish People
Ireland Is a storehouse of quaint
legends and superstition, ilost of
the Irish lakes bare a legend to thler
Dame.
Lough Foyle. according to tradi
tion. Is In the wrong place.
This is Its story:
In olden times there were two
weird sisters, skilled In black magic,
one of whom dwelt a distance from
the hike. One day this sister aald to
tha other, "Let me have the loan of
your silver lake until next Monday."
So the other, being young and
fronting, obligingly rolled op her
lake, and sent It over the bills and
valleys to her sister.
Monday enme and passed by; the
lake was not returned, so the dis
consolate witch snt for It. But her
sister was In high glee because she
hnd foiled her trusting relative. She
replied thut she Intended to keep the
lake until tho Day of Judgment.
It la said that the vast hollow from
whence the lake wns taken can still
be seen In Connanght, waiting, naked
and barren, for the waters that will
never return.
Deep In the water at the bead of
Lough Corrln stands an ancient cas
tle. Legend says that this castle
waa built in one night by a cock and
a hen; but actnally It was erected by
Roderick O'Connor, the last king of
Ireland.
Peasants say that at times strange
lights flicker through the ornnte win
dows of the submerged castle, and
a fleet of boatfy filled with quaintly
dressed men pntrols the lake.
They row about until the cock her
alds dawn, then they instantly vanish.
FOR COLDS
ALKALINIZE YOUR SYSTEM
Doctors everywhere are prescrib
ing this new treatment for colds:
Begin when you feel a cold com
ing. Take a tablespoonful of Tnil
llps' Milk of Magnesia, morning,
soon and night, the first day. Do the
same second day. Then only at night.
Colds reduce the alkalinity of your
Bystem. That's what makes yon feel
achy, feverish, weak, half-sick. Thll
lips' Milk of Magnesia Is alkali In
harmless, palatable form. It checks
the symptoms of colds by restoring
the alkalinity of your system.
Believes sour stomach, Indigestion,
gas, over-acldlty. All drugstores.
Imitation Stradivari
Since ll was reported several
weeks ugo thut n Tazewell county
(Virginia) man hud a genuine Stra
divarlus violin for which a Ilonnoke
musician hnd offered f IO.ikki, more
than two dozen "genuine Stradiva
ri uses" have been discovered In
southwest Virginia. Until a few
years ago It was not against the
law In Uennnny for violin makers to
put labels with the name of Strndl
varius on them In the inside of ev
ery Instrument they turned out.
Traveling agents evidently sold a
great muny of these cheap violins In
the mountain district.
Politeness Preferred
George Creel, the emltiout writer,
while on a trip between New York
Sun Francisco, found himself seated
In the dining car at the same table
C nt
long -
Cura, it
remains moist
beard and at
what a wonderful
cool and refreshed,
At your dealer or
AdJrtss: Cuticura
w:a vvt jx
msr.sssvrv f v ssr -.r
s a
T1 '
HawaiM WiMftrt Ml lap
ts--i
Readily obtained at any drug
store, the genuine easily Heatified
by tlie Chas. 1 1. Fletcher signature
and the name Castoria on tha
wrapper like this:
with a very large and most Imposing
lady. The meal went forward In per
fect silence until the coffee came on,
when Mr. Creel's table mate, after
lighting a cigarette, leaned forward
apologetically.
"Pardon, me," she asked, "but Is
my smoking offensive to youT
"Not at all," Mr. Creel assured her.
"But," he added, "there was some
thing that did shock me quite a lit
tle. When I entered the dining car,
not a single woman got up out of
her chair." Collier's Weekly.
Dr. Pierce's Plent Te'lets are the orif.
insl little liver pi lit put op W years ago.
They regulsU liver and bowel. Adr.
Eskimos Ua Airplanes
Eskimos are now bringing their
furs by airplane as far south as Ed
monton, Alberta, directly from the
vast trapping regions of the Arctic.
Formerly they had to store their
catch through the lng winters and
take their furs out In the spring to
local trading points to be sold for a
fraction of what they are now get
ting In markets closer to civilization.
The average cost for renting an air
plane for the round trip Is about
$373, but often one good pelt will pay
for that.
Fewer enthusiasms, the more peact
of mind.
hospitality
lladt itt
klthtst
xprestioa
Is thit ex
J is i a i t I r
sppoioted
Dill.
Famed for
Itt axcU
Itat Dia
ls) Room
adCoftM
Shop
UtoU
4eidfsifia
MULTNOMAH HOTEL
4th 1st Flat rortland. Ore.
A Batrl sr Asr art) tcrlemmtm
Fireproof Koom-balh $2.00 up
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
OaadnS-Stons Kir aUtBsi
laoparta Lei or aae I
BasurrrtoOrar aad Fad4 Hair
tJc and II w at Ifrtissieu.
FLOKEi 1 UN SHAMPOO - MeaJ for oat la
eoeirmet ioo wUh Pexker'ali air Balsam. Makes the
hair soft and fluffy. 60 rents bjr mail or at drug
(lata, iiiaoox Cliemicel Works, Fatdtugua, N.2.
Amsilni new low prices on
Worlds" Hecord V. L. end
II heavy breeds. 100
live delivery gunranteed. I
to years' reputation your
safeguard. Agent wanted.
IEEM n.VTCnERY... Jny TodeJ
(43) First Avenue Seattle, Wash. '
KiquUrte llnlr for Vminr: end Old. Send
JOc for Parisian Perfumery Henna or Nat
ural Shampoo. Uarrnett Co.. SeUalla, Ma.
RHLUMATI&M? ,553
PreseripUen. T-l-1. Sold since
lse in aU parU af the
World, has, no equal Price,
tlAt for J9 days' Ireetnent.
Hy mail Postpaid. JI.6S,
11.75 C. O. D. Hundreds Us.
tiff Uiey hare found cam.
plett relief within a week,
WINANS MKDICINB CO.
P. O. Box Troy. Ala.
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Formerly
Wlnana Kheumiille Krwllcator.
W. N. U; Portland, No. 14-1931.
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A Shaving Cream
that it also A Skin Tonic t
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medicated, emollient rronrrtics of C'utl
produces a rich, creamy lather that
throughout tha shave, soften tha
the same time soothes the skin. And
after-share feeling! A skin that is
free from any tense, dry feeling.
sent postpaid on receipt of SSc
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