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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 18, 1930)
Three Loaders London'! lltornry bigwig were be ing dllK'UNNPl, "(luorge Hvrrinrd flhuw, mild a IiulillHlicr, "treated mo to vegnta rlini luncheon mid told me with some Iirldo during the carrot course ttmt lid 'Iliirk to Methuselah' wns tho longest piny Unit Intel ever loon writ ten. "Ho mild Hint Wulls' CIIhsoM' won tho longest novol ever wrlttfu, and thnt Arnold Bennett was going to do n uplift hook thnt would he tho longest of Its kind twice over, Thon Khnw wound up with luugh : "'In fiu't, we throe huv now en tabllshod our claim to being the world1! lending dry good tnor chant,' " WHEN IT LOOKS DAHK to any weak, nervous or ailing woman, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription .. i... .1.1 I La'1' ? I I w "c am" say Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre scription li a re liable medicine. It Ii nude from rftots and herbs, sold bv druggUts, In berth fluid and tablets. uU:w. Wtah.-'T am ao Ud I ban the ewurtunlty lo till what If. I'lrrra'a awrUdiwa hare dm f. a I bar awl Mia Taaarlie rracrliHlon' far w Ira ynn and think U Ii a wwiiWrful RK.Iklna. It JuH awnia to baild ep ail the outa "t bar alau awl Pf. Pltin'a Lr4lna Talltta 4hT ara Ux haat sanitary wuh I ere ut-l. "I am tfaunp tluu wing l)r. Flarre't ml Iclnae than 1 r u lu my Ula."Mra. tt I). Waaar, Ja K Send 10c (or trial pkg. tablets to Dr. Place's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Speedy Toys In Europe Children lu Kurujm are demanding lpd In their toy, HlxyenrohJ Mario t'oiiterlo recently apieiircd on the etreeia of I'arle on hi motor driven uuleyclo. Throe yenr ol.I Warner Klmpel, n of e famous German auto racer, ha hi own elec tric racing cur, and Alfredo Bool fnttl, aged four, drlvea through n,e etreeta of Jtniuo on a tiny, but speedy, motor cycle. No matter how severe, you con always liavo immediate relief s Barer Aiplrin ilpa pain qukkly. It doaa it without on a ill effects. Ilannleas to tha heart: barmlMe to anybody, iiut it aloayi bnngt relief. Why aullerT BAYIEK Nation' Gold Production Tho production of gold In the Unit ed Hmtes which averaged about $t2, 710,ia) for the eight years tip to 101.1, luis steadily deellned until In 1U-H It whs only lrt,ia'.H, repr aeiiilug priiillcnlly a 50 per cent do creime. You dont have to apenk; but you liave to liear. Bride Tells "DOR a young bride of twenty A one to lose her vitality and pep Is disastrous, alrmwt a sacrilege," says Mrs. George E. Pillow, of Franklin, Va. "That, however," she continues, "is just what I did." "I had only bwn married a few months to an athletic husband, who went everywhere and did every thing. I tried to keep up with his pace, and simply collapsed under the strain. I never was really ill; Just sallow-skinned, depressed, and life leas. Swimming, dancing, golf, I just couldn't face them. When I began to lose my clear complexion, I was desperate. "Then one day a girl friend came to pay me a visit. In the bottom of her little bag of clothes lay a crystal clear bottlo Nujoll A short woman-to-woman talk a telephone call to a neighboring drug store and Diy future happiness was settled. "That was a year ago. Now I too im never without Nujol, which has brightened and cleansed my body like a cake of pure soap. I eat, sleep, swim, and hike with the enthusiasm of a child. My complexion la all it used to be and best of all I am my husband's little pal again." Tho wonderful thing about crystal clear Nujol Is that it is not a medi cine; it contains no drugs It cannot hurt even a baby. It is simply the normal internal lubrication which m II ii u uver W SB SB ar ir Some Women Are Always Admired Vee tae want la ba levaty and Batatas' I You can have a radiant cofnpUikm Ind tha rharm nf ymilh If you UM 4Ak(HI I K lac, 1'o.tU. MAUCtfLLH f.ea VowS.i ajultlilr match, yout enmpUitoa 1 aixi bilnn out tha eareal thaw liial a"fT woman hat. 1 M A RCH LU faca Vow An mala 1 n tk in laal younger and y w youe- ii nxia youtiart. Tkm faof.l wilt aatmlra mi anc! or "Wkal lsf ly alOa m Havf t Popular alta ra. l.M.a ai Uc ami Mc, Ji ihadti -at ill aWalara. ttmi for frm IKxral aamta anal cafnlilfaa ckan 1 rARCmt LABORATOIVK! ioa aoHi a ca tux. - fjaa-f-nai lb aaarkaa Waaaa faf Uf iCaa) CH1CS Queen Hatchery Huskies for Poultry Profit! R. I. Reds, ft. I.Whltas, White Mocks. Darrad Rocka. Black Minor caa, lllack Qlanta, White Laghorns all from earafully aupar vUaJ flocks. Alao W.L.Pullala,yaar ling bans and day old lurkars. Ordar Dow Id tnaura dalivery whaw wan tad. Wiil lor Sptoiml daoounl. 100 liver dallvary fuarantaad. 30 yaare' rapuutkxi your eafoguard, (Jav tood) QUEEN HATCHERY 2420 lit Avenue Seattle Re - fTrrrrriww... "i L r I! raaeWavJlaaa SUFFERING ELIMINATED 15-year success fa treating Rectal and Coktej trouble bv tha llr r. I lUa n)Ii-aiIKL,ICAl. mrthnal a aNra at ra gka WVi n t H AH. MiHANUt o I1IS HJMU NATtO at KEK KKKUNDKU SrnA laJn, I,. VII nt I1 daaKiilKna caiuaa and pni. kar Inalmani at wli kjlawnta. UtLltdSb COLOM CUNlC ama n r t TtT,a armoa I'AKKFIKS HAIR I1ALSAM Ltaadrae Htoca Hair railing Beauty to Gray and FadaJ Kaifj " iMq at m i TnaaMta a I aK'y,W,T FLOKUTON SHAMPOO - MaJ t om Id ann nartiua with I'arkM allalr llalawn. Makaa tha hair a.f t and fluffy. 14 rwnta by mall or at drag, uta. llama thamioaj Wurka. l alcbuajua, N. f . w. n. u, por tITnn oTTi-iTsa" A Rare Caae niitike Itlll's wife has tho utmost confidence In him, haan't shet Jink Kay, ahe even lets him buy his bnta and suits without going along to do the choosing for him. The new telescope at Pasadena, Cnlif.. will have a lens 10 2-3 feet la diameter. Her Secret . . a v . J . V ' ; . t ' ; ' 4 a V , f - - . , ; i ' JT, f 5' ?. f -.-J , .... j 1.. .: Beauty, Charm, Clear Skin How Can They be Won? your body needs. Let Nujol clear the poisons out of your body (we all have them), and flood the sunshine of happiness Into your life. It sounds like a fairy tale, but millions of people have proved it. So can you. Get Nujol at any drugstore sold only In sealed packages, with the Nujol trademark. It cocta but a few cents and it will make you feel like a million dollnrsl Shampoo the CUTBCUHA way What a delightful and healthful shampoo It givaal Auolnt the aralp ilihUy with CtmcURA OINTMENTi then make a strong suds with CUTICDRA SOAP by ciKnoiviog snsvings ot tne hvaf la hot water. Wet the hair thoroughly, then shampoo with the suds and rlnae, several times, finishing with tepid or cold wstar. This will keep your scalp In a healthy condition, and your balr will be soft sod lustrous. ftoap If. Olntmant tftu and few. Talc-nm Ht. I'rnprlatora: riHtar llrow a (ibamiaai Ourpura. ttsa, Maiaaa, Uau. WW - m - I TLa jii tm m f, ? f aT TIr'jrwr f uir gii am W f a a il Scraps of I mfL)ifi''m' BY VIRTUE OF NECESSITY Oni very stormy Wednesday evening the congregutlon who arrived for tin mid week service ut the village church were the minister and John, the sex ton. The disappointed minister laid: "Surely, John, if you and I could ven ture out lo the storm, others should do so." " 'Deed, sir," snld John, "if yoa an' me wlsna' paid for It we wuldna' be here, cither 1" NOT NEEDED NOW Jim Do you still do your deep breathing exerclaea, old bjyT Kaslum I haven't recently, I'm rooming next to a tannery at present Try This oa Your Haaratring Tou'ra sweater than )lly And aofter than putty; Although you're no Hhella. Tou'ra certainly nutty. Thankful for Harp Crashing Into a telegraph post, the motorist smashed bis maclilre and was picked up In en unconscious state entangled In the wires. Just as bis friends feared the worst, a smile swept over his face and be was heard to murmur as he fingered the wires, "Thank Heaven, they've given me a harp!" Fare's Fair What'! the fare,' Inquired the woman of the taxi driver, when be stopped at her destination. "Two dollars, ma'am," was lbs prompt reply. "Well, here's a dollar and a half I'm not such a fool as 1 look." "No," said the driver. "I wish yon were, ma'amt" Neceeaary Traveler In heaven's name, why did you come out In the middle of this dried up, barren, God forsaken prairie to build a home? There isn't a tree within a hundred mllis of you. Homesteader Wot else could 1 do? The wife was dead set on leuruln' to drive the car. Easy t Believa Mra. Askem Are you and your for mer huMlmnd still good friends T The Grans Widow Why, we are better friends than we were when we were married. WHEN IN THE VEIN Tom "Why do you cull thnt dog a oloodhound?" Joe "He'! so auvage when he's In tho vein." Worda and Principles To words of public quarrels HlKh principles you fix. And soma of them are morals, And soma are politics. Permanent as a Wave Splnks These modern couples evi dently would rather have a divorce tlnin a golden wedding. Jinks Yes, It is getting so a wife gets us tired of keeping a husband ns quickly as she does of keeping a diary. The Ayes Have It nim Do you think It right to buy nn automobile on the Installment planT Ram Sure, 10,0OO,(XK) people can't be wrong. Stale Joke Finding his audience very difficult to please, a comedian cracked another Joke and added, "I suppose you will luugh at thnt next yenr?" "No," said a voice, "but we did lust yenr." Agreement Saxophonist I wish I had money and I would never piny another note on the saxophone. Neighbor I wish 1 bad money i would give tt to you. Mm (i Mi 0 HOW TO LIVE ; LONGER 3 Z Br JOHN CLARENCE FUNK I A. M, Be. o. f X DUertor at Publle Haalih Eeucatloa, J aimut a, ranaayivania. a) it A Terrible Sacrifice SYMPATHY la one ot the most beautiful of life's attributes. And It usually Is electrlcully responsive to sny situation demanding IL Hut there somehow seems to be ao unfortunate exception to the rule. Last year In the United Ktates 18, U0U women loat their lives throuun one csuae alone. And this great calamity never for a moment attained the Im portnnce of a front-page headline id the newspapers. In the main. It was not even noticed exempt by those Id the family who were left behind. Nevertheless, such was the awful price American women paid during the last 3Gft dsys that new Uvea might come Into the world. True, there was ooihlng spectacular about their deaths. Uappeulng quiet ly. day hy day, all over tbe nation, ao oeeaslonal obituary notice would be read followed by an Imiiersonal slgb That ended tbe matter. Hut It In no wise leawned the terrible toll of life. Somehow, prospective parents must be made to realize that the expevtant mother not only needs a physldao's care at tbe time of the event but re quires constant supervision during the entire nine months' pertud Essential ss this Is. the fact remains that thou sands of families never consult a physician ontil the crisis occurs which la oftlmes too late. A physician in charge from the be ginning meuns that complete physical examlnutlims and regular tests will b made. In this manner forewarning of serious conditions can be promptly snd effectively acted opn. Health departments t-ao preach an.1 preach Umo this subject, but there If no Inw wlilcti compels those approach log maternity to seek the care ot pliy sltluns during the months ol waltlnx It Is perfectly accurate to say that wltb the expectant mothers under r tie personal guidance of a cupohie phjsl clan during the entire period, a tre mendous reduction In the maternal mortality rate would result Prenatal care la little enough tc ask for tbe brave women who go down Into the valley of tbe shadow of death that the race may be perpetuated Stop tbe frightful sacrifice. Let tbe women who bear os live I "Water, Water All Around-' FUlt tbe young snd hardy middle iged swimming Is one of the tines! forms of exercise. Horse back riding excepted, it brings into play at on time mre muscles than does any other form of physical activity. Wltb the remarkable Increase tc the all season pool, the delights and advantages which formerly were llm Ited to a few weeks during the sum mer months have now been spread over the whole year. Many grown up ivple who prefet to take their exercise In a comrortutili chair could, wltb touic. go in mnr strenuously for healib by going lute the water Assuming of enume. that the doctor, after a physical examine tlon, approves this tye of exerclw for them. Wltb that condition satisfied, health and discretion demand the observance of the following coimnonsense rules: I Choose a clean and cleanly oper ated pool. Better none than a dirty one I Bathing suite are cheap There fee. uae your own The unaterillird flommerclal variety hava been known to paaa on eerloua communicable die eases. I Take a ehowar before entenna the pool. Tou owe It to othere and tc the pool. I Take a cool or cold shower after leaving the pool You owe It to your aelf as a needed protection against th cooler, outdoor weather Never mlea il t Defer your ewlm If eufferlna from a cold or vou may gat eomethlns worse S And above all elae. keep ynur en thuelaam under control. Over exertion la se bad and eumetlmee more danger lua tnan nn exertion. Now tben. one I Two I Three Splash l & Waatern Newapaper Union.) Remarkable Oak Tree in Small English Wood The famous old oak, standing in the henrt of a wood known as "Yardley Chnso," took Its name from a poem written by Cowpcr In 17VH, while he was living at the Lodge, Weston Un derwood, snys London Tlt-I'.lts. There Is a tradition that It was formerly known as "Judith's Onk," and was so named because, ns legend says, It was planted by William the Conqueror's niece, Judith, countess of Northumberland. If this be true, and the tradition Is commonly believed In the parish, Its uge may be assigned to the time of the Norman conquest, nearly eight and half centuries ago. Amongst Cowper's papers was found the following memorandum, undated! "Yardley oak, in girth feet 'J2, Inches The tree Ig wonderfully suggestive of old age, and yet many of the branches bear fresh green leaves every year. Flays Sanitary Joyce's mother wns entertalnlnp. a table of bridge. The flve-yenr-old brought her narfi cards, table and chair quite near the guests and suldr "I don't piny bridge, but I play sanl tary, the kind of game that you Just play alone." . The upsets of Chi rAH children ire lubj'ect to little upsets. They come at unexpected times. They seem twice as serious in the dead of night. But there's one form of comfort on which a mother can always rely; good old Castoria. This pure vegetable preparation can't harm the tinieit infant Yet mild as it is, it soothes a restless, fretful baby like nothing else. Its quick relief soon sees the youngster comfortable once more, lack to sleep. Even an attack of Kept oa Edge Aunt Maria And now that you're married, I suppose you're glad to be finished forever with shorthand and typewriting. New Bride No, I get lots of prac tice. Why, Henry talks a hundred and fifty words a minute in bis sleep! "Cutty SarY Cutty is Scotch and North English for our word "short" and aark is a Scotch and English dialectical word for shirt. A "choke circuit" deslved by an engineer in France silences arc lamps, so that they can be used in the production of talking pictures. When mother is tired, nervous or ill the whole home is upset. For her family's sake, every mother wants to be well and strong. These three women tell how Lydia E Pink ham's Vegetable Compound helps them to care for their families. . "... f. i'lv . v LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S TEXT BOOK 64 pages of valuable information. Free to women Mail this xt coupon to Lydia E. Finkham Ailrcsi MMMHHMHHHM. Medicine Co. ' Lynn. Mass. a- a-a - a-a t t a Mt CftSTPRU i!!J 1 laifaai C- latftay baaaMu' I' M.ffjiiaM'(M,'ft Moral HoTNwf A w a tFr ( CariiaawaaKHxa"', colic, or diarrhea, yields to tfie soothing influence of Castoria. Keep Castoria in mind, and keep a bottle in the housealways. Give a few drops to any child whose tongue is coated, or whose breath is bad. Continue with Castoria until the child is grown I Every drugstore has Castoria; the genuine has Chas. H. Fletcher' signature on the wrapper. Oddities in Miahap An automobile driven by a Norway (Maine) man sldeswlped another car, cutting off the mudguards and running board, shot through a fence, plunged down a ten-foot embank ment to the icy covering of a lake, tipped over and was bent and twist ed beyond repair. But neither the windshield nor a headlight or win dow was broken ; the driver was not Injured and not a drop of coffee filling the bottom of a dinner bucket waa spilled. It Isn't poverty that makes people steal hotel towels. A writer finds so many of bis best thoughts are useless. tajaiV jaa,aY' Mrs. H. Dolrionde, 6318 York Sf- New Orleans, Louisiana "Before my last baby was born, I started taking Lydia E. Pinkhara's Vegetable Com pound. I got such good results that I named her Catherine Lydia. I have six older chil dren and five grandchildren, too. I am now taking the Vegetable Compound again because of my age. I eat and sleep better and I do all my housework, and my washing. I will do my best to answer lcrtcrs.M Mrs. Harold Goodnow 36 Cane St, Fitchburg, Massachusetts ''I cannot praise your medi cine enough After my baby came I was rundown. I had to go to bed often through the day I took three bottles of Lydia E. Finkham's Vegetable Compound and I felt like a different woman. If any mother has those tired feclincs I advise her to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.'' Mrs. Lloyd R. Biasing, 115 So. Ohio St, Anaheim. California After my baby came 1 was so nervous and tired that I felt miserable. One day a booklet was left at our door and after reading it I decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. I am now on my fourth bottle and I feel much stronger. It has helped me in every way and I feel sure that other women in rundown condition will pick up if they will only take a few bottles. ' 1