Three Loaders
London'! lltornry bigwig were be
ing dllK'UNNPl,
"(luorge Hvrrinrd flhuw, mild a
IiulillHlicr, "treated mo to vegnta
rlini luncheon mid told me with some
Iirldo during the carrot course ttmt
lid 'Iliirk to Methuselah' wns tho
longest piny Unit Intel ever loon writ
ten. "Ho mild Hint Wulls' CIIhsoM' won
tho longest novol ever wrlttfu, and
thnt Arnold Bennett was going to do
n uplift hook thnt would he tho
longest of Its kind twice over,
Thon Khnw wound up with
luugh :
"'In fiu't, we throe huv now en
tabllshod our claim to being the
world1! lending dry good tnor
chant,' "
WHEN IT LOOKS DAHK to any
weak, nervous or
ailing woman, Dr.
Pierce's Favorite
Prescription
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say Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Pre
scription li a re
liable medicine. It
Ii nude from rftots
and herbs, sold bv
druggUts, In berth fluid and tablets.
uU:w. Wtah.-'T am ao Ud I ban the
ewurtunlty lo till what If. I'lrrra'a awrUdiwa
hare dm f. a I bar awl Mia Taaarlie
rracrliHlon' far w Ira ynn and think U Ii
a wwiiWrful RK.Iklna. It JuH awnia to baild
ep ail the outa
"t bar alau awl Pf. Pltin'a Lr4lna Talltta
4hT ara Ux haat sanitary wuh I ere ut-l.
"I am tfaunp tluu wing l)r. Flarre't ml
Iclnae than 1 r u lu my Ula."Mra. tt I).
Waaar, Ja K
Send 10c (or trial pkg. tablets to Dr.
Place's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Speedy Toys In Europe
Children lu Kurujm are demanding
lpd In their toy, HlxyenrohJ
Mario t'oiiterlo recently apieiircd on
the etreeia of I'arle on hi motor
driven uuleyclo. Throe yenr ol.I
Warner Klmpel, n of e famous
German auto racer, ha hi own elec
tric racing cur, and Alfredo Bool
fnttl, aged four, drlvea through n,e
etreeta of Jtniuo on a tiny, but
speedy, motor cycle.
No matter how severe,
you con always liavo
immediate relief s
Barer Aiplrin ilpa pain qukkly. It
doaa it without on a ill effects. Ilannleas
to tha heart: barmlMe to anybody, iiut
it aloayi bnngt relief. Why aullerT
BAYIEK
Nation' Gold Production
Tho production of gold In the Unit
ed Hmtes which averaged about $t2,
710,ia) for the eight years tip to
101.1, luis steadily deellned until In
1U-H It whs only lrt,ia'.H, repr
aeiiilug priiillcnlly a 50 per cent do
creime. You dont have to apenk; but you
liave to liear.
Bride Tells
"DOR a young bride of twenty
A one to lose her vitality and pep
Is disastrous, alrmwt a sacrilege,"
says Mrs. George E. Pillow, of
Franklin, Va. "That, however," she
continues, "is just what I did."
"I had only bwn married a few
months to an athletic husband, who
went everywhere and did every
thing. I tried to keep up with his
pace, and simply collapsed under the
strain. I never was really ill; Just
sallow-skinned, depressed, and life
leas. Swimming, dancing, golf, I just
couldn't face them. When I began to
lose my clear complexion, I was
desperate.
"Then one day a girl friend came
to pay me a visit. In the bottom of
her little bag of clothes lay a crystal
clear bottlo Nujoll A short woman-to-woman
talk a telephone
call to a neighboring drug store and
Diy future happiness was settled.
"That was a year ago. Now I too
im never without Nujol, which has
brightened and cleansed my body
like a cake of pure soap. I eat, sleep,
swim, and hike with the enthusiasm
of a child. My complexion la all it
used to be and best of all I am
my husband's little pal again."
Tho wonderful thing about crystal
clear Nujol Is that it is not a medi
cine; it contains no drugs It cannot
hurt even a baby. It is simply the
normal internal lubrication which
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I'AKKFIKS
HAIR I1ALSAM
Ltaadrae Htoca Hair railing
Beauty to Gray and FadaJ Kaifj
" iMq at m i TnaaMta
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FLOKUTON SHAMPOO - MaJ t om Id
ann nartiua with I'arkM allalr llalawn. Makaa tha
hair a.f t and fluffy. 14 rwnta by mall or at drag,
uta. llama thamioaj Wurka. l alcbuajua, N. f .
w. n. u, por tITnn oTTi-iTsa"
A Rare Caae
niitike Itlll's wife has tho utmost
confidence In him, haan't shet
Jink Kay, ahe even lets him buy
his bnta and suits without going
along to do the choosing for him.
The new telescope at Pasadena,
Cnlif.. will have a lens 10 2-3 feet la
diameter.
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Beauty, Charm, Clear Skin
How Can They be Won?
your body needs. Let Nujol clear
the poisons out of your body (we all
have them), and flood the sunshine
of happiness Into your life.
It sounds like a fairy tale, but
millions of people have proved it. So
can you. Get Nujol at any drugstore
sold only In sealed packages, with
the Nujol trademark. It cocta but a
few cents and it will make you feel
like a million dollnrsl
Shampoo the
CUTBCUHA way
What a delightful and healthful shampoo
It givaal Auolnt the aralp ilihUy with
CtmcURA OINTMENTi then make a
strong suds with CUTICDRA SOAP by
ciKnoiviog snsvings ot tne hvaf la
hot water. Wet the hair thoroughly,
then shampoo with the suds and
rlnae, several times, finishing with
tepid or cold wstar. This will keep
your scalp In a healthy condition,
and your balr will be soft sod
lustrous.
ftoap If. Olntmant tftu and
few. Talc-nm Ht. I'rnprlatora:
riHtar llrow a (ibamiaai Ourpura.
ttsa, Maiaaa, Uau.
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BY VIRTUE OF NECESSITY
Oni very stormy Wednesday evening
the congregutlon who arrived for tin
mid week service ut the village church
were the minister and John, the sex
ton. The disappointed minister laid:
"Surely, John, if you and I could ven
ture out lo the storm, others should
do so."
" 'Deed, sir," snld John, "if yoa an'
me wlsna' paid for It we wuldna' be
here, cither 1"
NOT NEEDED NOW
Jim Do you still do your deep
breathing exerclaea, old bjyT
Kaslum I haven't recently, I'm
rooming next to a tannery at present
Try This oa Your Haaratring
Tou'ra sweater than )lly
And aofter than putty;
Although you're no Hhella.
Tou'ra certainly nutty.
Thankful for Harp
Crashing Into a telegraph post, the
motorist smashed bis maclilre and
was picked up In en unconscious state
entangled In the wires.
Just as bis friends feared the worst,
a smile swept over his face and be
was heard to murmur as he fingered
the wires, "Thank Heaven, they've
given me a harp!"
Fare's Fair
What'! the fare,' Inquired the
woman of the taxi driver, when be
stopped at her destination.
"Two dollars, ma'am," was lbs
prompt reply.
"Well, here's a dollar and a half
I'm not such a fool as 1 look."
"No," said the driver. "I wish yon
were, ma'amt"
Neceeaary
Traveler In heaven's name, why
did you come out In the middle of this
dried up, barren, God forsaken prairie
to build a home? There isn't a tree
within a hundred mllis of you.
Homesteader Wot else could 1 do?
The wife was dead set on leuruln' to
drive the car.
Easy t Believa
Mra. Askem Are you and your for
mer huMlmnd still good friends T
The Grans Widow Why, we are
better friends than we were when we
were married.
WHEN IN THE VEIN
Tom "Why do you cull thnt dog a
oloodhound?" Joe "He'! so auvage
when he's In tho vein."
Worda and Principles
To words of public quarrels
HlKh principles you fix.
And soma of them are morals,
And soma are politics.
Permanent as a Wave
Splnks These modern couples evi
dently would rather have a divorce
tlnin a golden wedding.
Jinks Yes, It is getting so a wife
gets us tired of keeping a husband
ns quickly as she does of keeping a
diary.
The Ayes Have It
nim Do you think It right to buy
nn automobile on the Installment planT
Ram Sure, 10,0OO,(XK) people can't
be wrong.
Stale Joke
Finding his audience very difficult
to please, a comedian cracked another
Joke and added, "I suppose you will
luugh at thnt next yenr?"
"No," said a voice, "but we did lust
yenr."
Agreement
Saxophonist I wish I had money
and I would never piny another note
on the saxophone.
Neighbor I wish 1 bad money i
would give tt to you.
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HOW TO LIVE ;
LONGER 3
Z Br JOHN CLARENCE FUNK I
A. M, Be. o. f
X DUertor at Publle Haalih Eeucatloa, J
aimut a, ranaayivania. a)
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A Terrible Sacrifice
SYMPATHY la one ot the most
beautiful of life's attributes. And
It usually Is electrlcully responsive to
sny situation demanding IL Hut there
somehow seems to be ao unfortunate
exception to the rule.
Last year In the United Ktates 18,
U0U women loat their lives throuun one
csuae alone. And this great calamity
never for a moment attained the Im
portnnce of a front-page headline id
the newspapers. In the main. It was
not even noticed exempt by those Id
the family who were left behind.
Nevertheless, such was the awful price
American women paid during the last
3Gft dsys that new Uvea might come
Into the world.
True, there was ooihlng spectacular
about their deaths. Uappeulng quiet
ly. day hy day, all over tbe nation,
ao oeeaslonal obituary notice would be
read followed by an Imiiersonal slgb
That ended tbe matter. Hut It In no
wise leawned the terrible toll of life.
Somehow, prospective parents must
be made to realize that the expevtant
mother not only needs a physldao's
care at tbe time of the event but re
quires constant supervision during the
entire nine months' pertud Essential
ss this Is. the fact remains that thou
sands of families never consult a
physician ontil the crisis occurs
which la oftlmes too late.
A physician in charge from the be
ginning meuns that complete physical
examlnutlims and regular tests will b
made. In this manner forewarning
of serious conditions can be promptly
snd effectively acted opn.
Health departments t-ao preach an.1
preach Umo this subject, but there If
no Inw wlilcti compels those approach
log maternity to seek the care ot pliy
sltluns during the months ol waltlnx
It Is perfectly accurate to say that
wltb the expectant mothers under r tie
personal guidance of a cupohie phjsl
clan during the entire period, a tre
mendous reduction In the maternal
mortality rate would result
Prenatal care la little enough tc
ask for tbe brave women who go down
Into the valley of tbe shadow of death
that the race may be perpetuated
Stop tbe frightful sacrifice. Let tbe
women who bear os live I
"Water, Water All Around-'
FUlt tbe young snd hardy middle
iged swimming Is one of the tines!
forms of exercise. Horse back riding
excepted, it brings into play at on
time mre muscles than does any
other form of physical activity.
Wltb the remarkable Increase tc
the all season pool, the delights and
advantages which formerly were llm
Ited to a few weeks during the sum
mer months have now been spread
over the whole year.
Many grown up ivple who prefet
to take their exercise In a comrortutili
chair could, wltb touic. go in mnr
strenuously for healib by going lute
the water Assuming of enume. that
the doctor, after a physical examine
tlon, approves this tye of exerclw
for them.
Wltb that condition satisfied, health
and discretion demand the observance
of the following coimnonsense rules:
I Choose a clean and cleanly oper
ated pool. Better none than a dirty
one
I Bathing suite are cheap There
fee. uae your own The unaterillird
flommerclal variety hava been known
to paaa on eerloua communicable die
eases.
I Take a ehowar before entenna
the pool. Tou owe It to othere and tc
the pool.
I Take a cool or cold shower after
leaving the pool You owe It to your
aelf as a needed protection against th
cooler, outdoor weather Never mlea il
t Defer your ewlm If eufferlna from
a cold or vou may gat eomethlns
worse
S And above all elae. keep ynur en
thuelaam under control. Over exertion
la se bad and eumetlmee more danger
lua tnan nn exertion.
Now tben. one I Two I Three
Splash l
& Waatern Newapaper Union.)
Remarkable Oak Tree
in Small English Wood
The famous old oak, standing in the
henrt of a wood known as "Yardley
Chnso," took Its name from a poem
written by Cowpcr In 17VH, while he
was living at the Lodge, Weston Un
derwood, snys London Tlt-I'.lts.
There Is a tradition that It was
formerly known as "Judith's Onk,"
and was so named because, ns legend
says, It was planted by William the
Conqueror's niece, Judith, countess of
Northumberland. If this be true, and
the tradition Is commonly believed In
the parish, Its uge may be assigned
to the time of the Norman conquest,
nearly eight and half centuries ago.
Amongst Cowper's papers was found
the following memorandum, undated!
"Yardley oak, in girth feet 'J2, Inches
The tree Ig wonderfully suggestive
of old age, and yet many of the
branches bear fresh green leaves
every year.
Flays Sanitary
Joyce's mother wns entertalnlnp. a
table of bridge. The flve-yenr-old
brought her narfi cards, table and
chair quite near the guests and suldr
"I don't piny bridge, but I play sanl
tary, the kind of game that you Just
play alone." .
The
upsets of
Chi
rAH children ire lubj'ect to little
upsets. They come at unexpected
times. They seem twice as serious
in the dead of night. But there's
one form of comfort on which a
mother can always rely; good old
Castoria. This pure vegetable
preparation can't harm the tinieit
infant Yet mild as it is, it soothes
a restless, fretful baby like nothing
else. Its quick relief soon sees the
youngster comfortable once more,
lack to sleep. Even an attack of
Kept oa Edge
Aunt Maria And now that you're
married, I suppose you're glad to be
finished forever with shorthand and
typewriting.
New Bride No, I get lots of prac
tice. Why, Henry talks a hundred
and fifty words a minute in bis
sleep!
"Cutty SarY
Cutty is Scotch and North English
for our word "short" and aark is a
Scotch and English dialectical word
for shirt.
A "choke circuit" deslved by an
engineer in France silences arc
lamps, so that they can be used in
the production of talking pictures.
When mother is tired, nervous or ill the
whole home is upset. For her family's sake,
every mother wants to be well and strong.
These three women tell how Lydia E Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound helps them
to care for their families.
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Keep Castoria in mind, and keep
a bottle in the housealways.
Give a few drops to any child
whose tongue is coated, or whose
breath is bad. Continue with
Castoria until the child is grown I
Every drugstore has Castoria; the
genuine has Chas. H. Fletcher'
signature on the wrapper.
Oddities in Miahap
An automobile driven by a Norway
(Maine) man sldeswlped another
car, cutting off the mudguards and
running board, shot through a fence,
plunged down a ten-foot embank
ment to the icy covering of a lake,
tipped over and was bent and twist
ed beyond repair. But neither the
windshield nor a headlight or win
dow was broken ; the driver was not
Injured and not a drop of coffee
filling the bottom of a dinner bucket
waa spilled.
It Isn't poverty that makes people
steal hotel towels.
A writer finds so many of bis best
thoughts are useless.
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6318 York Sf-
New Orleans, Louisiana
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36 Cane St,
Fitchburg, Massachusetts
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Mrs. Lloyd R. Biasing,
115 So. Ohio St,
Anaheim. California
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