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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 17, 1930)
OUR COMIC SECTION L Along the Concrete ill ' "4,i"' CGH"T "' (vH.rll '' WwA : " (rrrww, mil) ' S THE FEATHERHEADS Quick Witted Fanny - - ''"u; it j FINNEY OF THE FORCE You Tell the Hare-Lipped World M lITTll VJOJWM OH If KIT VAT AvJ.COMt C VB2,H0T B,a'MCy ( 4WT OOTi 64 rtOTUw OPTO IT - HAVI IT OMCOOKEO AT V r-&0 "It "l'Tfl -i nJlTew m Little JSimles. SO COOL HE FORGOT A few mlnotcs after an alnrra of Art wat given In hotel, one of tti guMti Joined the group that waa watching Die (lr, and chuffed them on their apparent excitement. "There waa nothing to be excited about," be aald. "1 took m time ahout draw ing, lighted a cigarette, didn't like the knot In my necktie, ao tied It orer again--that'a bow cool I waa." "Fine," C" of bla frtenda remarked, "but wbjr dldnt you put on your puntaT No "Eicom It, PU..." Tea, lady, getting the wrong num ber got me here," aald prleooer No. T1123. "Dear, dearl" exclaimed the old lady liiltor, "I auppone yon nxed each pro fnne langunge the telephone company complained." "No," replied the prisoner; "yon aee, the ofllcera found I had three wlvea," NOT NECESSARILY BETTER Ftrat Girlie Von aay yog like him becauae be't better man? Second Girlie No a petter man. Practical Ccoaomin A fortun mil mar arow, And rt, txtort h through with It, A man mar -rrlr know J'rclMlr what to do with It, Cold Cam fort Gerald Ton donl aeem pleaned when I auggest yon have a lovely dla poiltlon. Clarice I'm not Telling a girl aha baa a lovely dlarxi'tlon la usually an apology for not being able to any aha la either good looking or Interesting. Caa DpaJ ea One Natioa "This nation cannot be trusted to support and defend liberty T" "No; the only nation that can be depended upon to do that la Indignation." A Trick of the Trad The Salesman These Imported breakfast robee dont go very well. The Manager Advertise 'era next week aa ladli-a' smoking Jackets: that'll mora 'em. SHIPPED WEST "prehistoric oyster were found In the I'otoninc river recently." "Tea, I think I ate some of them Is restaurant the other diiy." But Today's Nights la days ot old whan kmahu wars bold Politanras Held lis ralsn, Urn ot '.hat 'ribs would not describe Their lady a a "Jane." She Maaot Well Mrs, n. (writing to beloved traveler husband) Dearest, day and night my thoughts are with yon always. Bleep ing, I dream of you; wuklng In the morning and seeing your hnitirobe banging on the bed post, I wish It were you. The Unetpected Answer Fed-up Motortiw (tinkering with old car) Flrat car you aver saw, sup pose! Burallst Noa, aur, but It'i eery much lolka It Modarnlaia "Alnil" sighed the disappointed suitor, "the girl of my dreams hat married another and all hope ol win ning her la gone." "Cheer up." advised his best friend "she'll proliHhly be buck In elrcula tlon aguln by tills time next year." Aa Apt Pnpll Old Mr. Fewlox IWt yon think In time you mlKht lenrn to love met Toung Miss Goldllox-Wcll, If I had a nice young tutor I might leurn the theory of lu MecKanical War Horso Put Out Old Dobbin A mechanical war horse has been produced hy a British manufacturing firm which will solve the problem of rapid transportation of troops over bullet-swept arena. It la surprisingly mobile; can turn oronnd almost In Its own length, ford atream, provided the latter Is not too deep, pasa through barbed wire entanglements, and climb hank up to 45 degree slope. It Is known aa the Curdon Lloyd, and should put an end to the nse of horse In warfare. It holda two men and can draw trailer designed to carry four men In comfort. It can dodge ob stacles, run to cover, or follow a zlg ta course to escape Ore with the greatest ease. It la quite fast and la equipped with special machine gun, and, aa It standa only half as high aa horse, It movements cannot readily be detected even In open country. If yon with beautiful clear white clothe, nse Bus Ball Bin; Large package at Grocer. Adr. A ad the Engineer Said.? Six truckload of garbage were halt- ad at the city Incinerator at Sacra mento, Calif., and the content spread upon tha floor, while worker searched among potato peelings and whatnot for wrist watch that housewife frantically Informed them ah had lost In tha family garbage can. After an hour of vain searching, tba city engi neer telephoned the woman about the fullure of bl force to find the watch. "Never mind," she said, "I found It on the window sill." Tim Isn't so precious. It I yrmr- elf that yon think precious. There la an eternity of time. a kaad ALES ONE OF A horn remedy ot ,,1 . i Kt OREHOUSD Uandtar eWenaar VasvMs 1 WELL OR MONEY BACK CIT P1sWf NsilfNrte4 " tosV PjfSnJaaWal'-4at the) JtfTTLN A2hlKANO wt ato a, Jaawtf- la OM Dr. C. Dam iMinas aiiaaaiahal aMtaad at brat IIM kv aa cartaaWrl ttiiaarlol:a aacccia aba witn laarKrclal and Cokm llnnu. 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