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Quick Witted Fanny
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE You Tell the Hare-Lipped World
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JSimles.
SO COOL HE FORGOT
A few mlnotcs after an alnrra of
Art wat given In hotel, one of tti
guMti Joined the group that waa
watching Die (lr, and chuffed them
on their apparent excitement. "There
waa nothing to be excited about," be
aald. "1 took m time ahout draw
ing, lighted a cigarette, didn't like the
knot In my necktie, ao tied It orer
again--that'a bow cool I waa."
"Fine," C" of bla frtenda remarked,
"but wbjr dldnt you put on your
puntaT
No "Eicom It, PU..."
Tea, lady, getting the wrong num
ber got me here," aald prleooer No.
T1123.
"Dear, dearl" exclaimed the old lady
liiltor, "I auppone yon nxed each pro
fnne langunge the telephone company
complained."
"No," replied the prisoner; "yon aee,
the ofllcera found I had three wlvea,"
NOT NECESSARILY BETTER
Ftrat Girlie Von aay yog like him
becauae be't better man?
Second Girlie No a petter man.
Practical Ccoaomin
A fortun mil mar arow,
And rt, txtort h through with It,
A man mar -rrlr know
J'rclMlr what to do with It,
Cold Cam fort
Gerald Ton donl aeem pleaned
when I auggest yon have a lovely dla
poiltlon. Clarice I'm not Telling a girl aha
baa a lovely dlarxi'tlon la usually an
apology for not being able to any aha
la either good looking or Interesting.
Caa DpaJ ea One Natioa
"This nation cannot be trusted to
support and defend liberty T"
"No; the only nation that can be
depended upon to do that la Indignation."
A Trick of the Trad
The Salesman These Imported
breakfast robee dont go very well.
The Manager Advertise 'era next
week aa ladli-a' smoking Jackets:
that'll mora 'em.
SHIPPED WEST
"prehistoric oyster were found In
the I'otoninc river recently."
"Tea, I think I ate some of them Is
restaurant the other diiy."
But Today's Nights
la days ot old whan kmahu wars bold
Politanras Held lis ralsn,
Urn ot '.hat 'ribs would not describe
Their lady a a "Jane."
She Maaot Well
Mrs, n. (writing to beloved traveler
husband) Dearest, day and night my
thoughts are with yon always. Bleep
ing, I dream of you; wuklng In the
morning and seeing your hnitirobe
banging on the bed post, I wish It
were you.
The Unetpected Answer
Fed-up Motortiw (tinkering with old
car) Flrat car you aver saw, sup
pose! Burallst Noa, aur, but It'i eery
much lolka It
Modarnlaia
"Alnil" sighed the disappointed
suitor, "the girl of my dreams hat
married another and all hope ol win
ning her la gone."
"Cheer up." advised his best friend
"she'll proliHhly be buck In elrcula
tlon aguln by tills time next year."
Aa Apt Pnpll
Old Mr. Fewlox IWt yon think In
time you mlKht lenrn to love met
Toung Miss Goldllox-Wcll, If I had
a nice young tutor I might leurn the
theory of lu
MecKanical War Horso
Put Out Old Dobbin
A mechanical war horse has been
produced hy a British manufacturing
firm which will solve the problem of
rapid transportation of troops over
bullet-swept arena. It la surprisingly
mobile; can turn oronnd almost In Its
own length, ford atream, provided
the latter Is not too deep, pasa through
barbed wire entanglements, and climb
hank up to 45 degree slope. It Is
known aa the Curdon Lloyd, and
should put an end to the nse of horse
In warfare. It holda two men and
can draw trailer designed to carry
four men In comfort. It can dodge ob
stacles, run to cover, or follow a zlg
ta course to escape Ore with the
greatest ease. It la quite fast and la
equipped with special machine gun,
and, aa It standa only half as high aa
horse, It movements cannot readily
be detected even In open country.
If yon with beautiful clear white
clothe, nse Bus Ball Bin; Large
package at Grocer. Adr.
A ad the Engineer Said.?
Six truckload of garbage were halt-
ad at the city Incinerator at Sacra
mento, Calif., and the content spread
upon tha floor, while worker searched
among potato peelings and whatnot
for wrist watch that housewife
frantically Informed them ah had lost
In tha family garbage can. After an
hour of vain searching, tba city engi
neer telephoned the woman about the
fullure of bl force to find the watch.
"Never mind," she said, "I found It
on the window sill."
Tim Isn't so precious. It I yrmr-
elf that yon think precious. There
la an eternity of time.
a kaad
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