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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 19, 1929)
if WHAT DR. CALDWELL LEARNED IN 47 YEARS PRACTICE A physician watched Ui results of eonitition lor 47 years, and believed tht no matter how careful people arc ol their health, dint and eierclee, conellpa tloa wilt oreur from time to time. Ol rxit Importance, then, Is how to treat it when It cornea Mr, (ldwell alwayi wi In favor of galling an cIom to naturi aa poealble, heaoe hla remedy fr eunstl tmtlon, known aa Dr. Caldwell's Hjrrup J'epaln, la a mild vegetable compound. It ran not harm the system and i nd fcalill forming. Hyrup l'eneln la pltuuuit teeiing, and yotinreun lore It lr. Caldwell did not approve ol draatlc physios and purges, lit did not believe they were good for anybody'l eyitera. In a practice of 47 years hi never aaw any reason for their una whet Syrup Pepetn will empty the bowela Just a promptly. Do not let ft day go by without bowel movement. Do not alt and hope but go to the neareet drugglat and Ret one of the generous hottlee of Dr. Cald well's Hyrup Kerala, or write "Hyrui I-epein." Dept. 1IB, MonUeello. IlllntU fur free trial bottle. Aula Driver la Lack Not until ha law bli spare tire roll ing away and felt hla auto being whirled around did Alfrrd HUkford ol Hollls, Maine, on hla way home from Itar Mills, discover that he had croased railroad track and had own bit by a train, Mckford aaya that he waa not even trying to brat tha train to the (running, for ha didn't know there waa a train or croeslng any where around, lie waa uninjured, but the car waa badly damaged. Indian xilla New. Mlllloiia now dm lines Boll Illua. alnki-s elolhes noy white. M tbs gt-nulne. Adv. A Tempting Price flhe (with magsilnc) It nays here that the chrtnlrnl ronatlt units of Bum are worth tw cents. lie And you womeu are grrnt bar gain hunters. The skeletnn of primitive Arksness mnn win recently found, the bones being ronaldrrahly larger thnn thoss of n 6 foot man. Are IJou 4 irCri When ijour Children Ciy for It Pnby hni little apart nt time. At tour enre cannot prevent them. Hut rot can be prepared. Then you ran do whni ny experienced nume would do what moit physicians would tell you to do glve few drnpa of pluln Caatorln. Ni miner done thnn Baby la soothed ; re Ilrf la J ut mutter of moments. Vel you have eased your child without out of tingle doubtful drug; Citslorla ll vegetable. So It'i aiifo to twe a oftct i an Infnnt bus any Utile puln yot cannot put away. And It'i nUvnyi " rendy for the crueler piuigs of colic, oi conntlimtlun or dlurrhea; effective, too fur older children. Twenty-flvi mfltoi twttkt were bought tail year. DglyPimple Nture'wrnlne MlBiMtiirecleerimnr cornploxlnn end etn t rui rM I n vmir pule, eellnw eheeke. Trulrwonilortul wlyj f oltow thoraueh colon eleemlnir. Take fit Nettire'e Hemeily ta ramiliite end etrenrthen ymir ellmlnellve nrirn, i iw n weir li l he trennfarnuitiaa. try Hi Ineteed el mere lexetlvee. Mid, talc, purely vegetable-' M Dniislitt only 25o 1 OUR COMIC SECTION Along the Concrete J fll M ill Kilmer hhher wants if -Jh CtS THE STREETS Qfc HER OVER THE FEATHERHEADS MMWUX y iooKHk,VfflUWs!- OmCS (1AH3 LAUWtOAT 3 WV00HSVATOW6 J J mv 'looo To i joke f. "l -Hj chap wvj QM b9t XwWrtfiCCJkvOLaOBACk Tillfll vetrV SbMEotJS CRTCCO r Tli KWT AMD SrllVNEftAiS.SAiOV Wjj A ooV to VASS OP'vA-MJ HEROIC CO " TT - f WW rlKv TBAPTeON A Jii CWeeternll'ew.leTTjea flf f Vj H HaVkA I fr-- 1 l etfcgrtf- FINNEY OF THE FORCE I rr i I I f- X hrOT r-7 m s i ijist woodHT Co$h Snwx S6HEONB OOTRVAeJ ' J7.1 T4ECt Ail TLL 'M 111 ' ' ( ri SawTCweperTjia. F j I ' V-?X Snoop The Fadeout Won't Be "Shunted" i CM'HG.fUdWUSM- WlUtt'a JuiTSlTM' ttAOV l00uTWL UMCVI "LEND ME YOUR EAR TV A man wa wulklng along the itreet, and he low house on fire He ruehed acroii the way and rang the bell. After come time, lady, who proved to be tllghtly deaf, appeared at tha door. "Mudam, your tioune ti on fire. "What did yoo iayT" The man began dancing up and down. He pointed above. "I mid your hooae li afire I Flamee banting out) No time to loae!" "What did you iayT "House afire i (Julck!" The lady amlled. "la that all 7" the laid sweetly. "Well," replied the man, bopeleeal) 'that's all I cao think of juat now." Eve' Job Teacher Tommy, why did God give Eve aa wife to Adam? Tommy (promptly) Tp aew on but button a. Teacher What I Why do you lay tbatt Tommy (brightly) Why. bevauee whenever daddy Onda a button off bla ahlrt he call out : "Good Heavena. what hue I got t wife for If ib doesn't sew on my buttons?" ALL SILK AND A YARD WIDE Uraoe aline rmwe lias cautflil man at laet. She says he Is all silk. Grar Yes; but nobody elee would have him because he's a yard wide. Different Kiada At "Beautiful but Dumb" we netr The client leee eo (recloue We then celute another Dame Aa "Lively, but Loquecloue. Teeting Before Baying CuatiMoer (fur the fifth time) "Now lutit put It on once more, please." AMlstnnt Kul renlly. madam CustomerIt's quite ill right, wuut to e If It wears well. Old-Fe.hio.ed "Her hustmnd doesn't seem enough to suit her." Stvllnh So, aaktng he embarrassed her terribly for oblfiisblotied shorten lie. ' MDNEY TALKS Bill "He soys iiioiie) l.ilka" Joe 'Yes. he found Hint out as soon us he niurrlcd It." Poor Judgment Bill alwavr rielmed the ritihl ol wu Hat now he e out of lurk. He tried to icke It reeieritur from a 10-ton gravel trurk. Laved Dancing She tut Hie hall I I ienl the e.11111 linri III s reri Misiri J . f t'tilirift,. He Shall w have thl fui then, or Is your cold lm bud Sects for Two I rut. "Tttit why do her people object to hlmr "Well, there's seven In the fuuilly and he'a only got two-sealer. Quit Work Too Soon A loud and objectionable bore hud been talking for hours alamt hlinscll ml his achievements. "I'm self-mode man. that's nhut I am a elf inmle man," he siild, "You knocked off work t(i soon, cnnie n quiet voice from the corner. Wall Street Journal. No Working Model "The lell me you have s model hue himd. Mr. Hleks." "Yue. sir. hut nln'l worklo model " Valuable Aieet "Yes. ciilil the ociilliM. "he hud s ciirlcum Hmicllon; everything h limketl nl he nw double" i'nor fellow. I iiime he roiiiid ll Imrd o kcI n ob7" "Nol ill nil. The gn cniiiuilt Mini 1 ttt him up. hiiiI now he's rend Ing meters " So It Usee "How Is the mnrrliigeT "A nioilern liiHtnnce. She think more nt her b'h limn she does of bet huxbiitid" 1 ou 'Cl s y Makes Life Siveeter Too much t eat too rich diet or too much smoking. Lots of things cause sour stomach, but one thing can correct It quickly. Phillips Milk of Magnesia wilt alkallnlze the add. Take a spoonful of this pleasant preparation, and tha system Is goon sweetened. Fhllilpa is always ready to relieve, distress from over-eating; to check all acidity; or neutralize nicotine. - Re member this for your own comfort; for the sake of those around yoo. Endorsed by physicians, but they al ways say FkilHp. Don't buy aomo thing else and expect the same t suits! PHILLIPS of Magnesia For Galled Horcea Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh sfeeereeekferMkecnerfaetecaeaV Aleerieav . lUn for Milk Container The plan for delivering milk In pa per containers sounds extravagant, What Is the housekeeper gong to da with the containers when the milk bag) been used? Throw them out. Now, our Idea Is to have the bottles made of the same material as cones for Ice cream, and rendered Impervious to moisture by being treated with some, digestible fat Then the housewife can use the milk and eat the container, and there will be no waste. Ex change. The Ragged Edge The Critic Rimeplnx is bringing out his works In style. Hare yo seen the new deckle-edged edition of his pocmst The Observer No, but I notice he's still westing the old edition of bla deckle-edged pants. Goad at Drawing "How Is your son making out as aa artist r "He's overdrswn at the bank." "When I was a young single girl I took Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound because my mother did and the gave it to me. After I married I took it before my children were bora and after wards, and I have eight living children. I am now a grand mother and still take it and still recommend It when any one is tired and run-down." Mrs. Alfred Ivenon, St Ed wards, Nebraska. 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