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WHAT DR. CALDWELL
LEARNED IN 47
YEARS PRACTICE
A physician watched Ui results of
eonitition lor 47 years, and believed
tht no matter how careful people arc ol
their health, dint and eierclee, conellpa
tloa wilt oreur from time to time. Ol
rxit Importance, then, Is how to treat
it when It cornea Mr, (ldwell alwayi
wi In favor of galling an cIom to naturi
aa poealble, heaoe hla remedy fr eunstl
tmtlon, known aa Dr. Caldwell's Hjrrup
J'epaln, la a mild vegetable compound.
It ran not harm the system and i nd
fcalill forming. Hyrup l'eneln la pltuuuit
teeiing, and yotinreun lore It
lr. Caldwell did not approve ol
draatlc physios and purges, lit did not
believe they were good for anybody'l
eyitera. In a practice of 47 years hi
never aaw any reason for their una whet
Syrup Pepetn will empty the bowela Just
a promptly.
Do not let ft day go by without
bowel movement. Do not alt and hope
but go to the neareet drugglat and Ret
one of the generous hottlee of Dr. Cald
well's Hyrup Kerala, or write "Hyrui
I-epein." Dept. 1IB, MonUeello. IlllntU
fur free trial bottle.
Aula Driver la Lack
Not until ha law bli spare tire roll
ing away and felt hla auto being
whirled around did Alfrrd HUkford ol
Hollls, Maine, on hla way home from
Itar Mills, discover that he had
croased railroad track and had own
bit by a train, Mckford aaya that he
waa not even trying to brat tha train
to the (running, for ha didn't know
there waa a train or croeslng any
where around, lie waa uninjured, but
the car waa badly damaged. Indian
xilla New.
Mlllloiia now dm lines Boll Illua.
alnki-s elolhes noy white. M tbs
gt-nulne. Adv.
A Tempting Price
flhe (with magsilnc) It nays here
that the chrtnlrnl ronatlt units of
Bum are worth tw cents.
lie And you womeu are grrnt bar
gain hunters.
The skeletnn of primitive Arksness
mnn win recently found, the bones
being ronaldrrahly larger thnn thoss
of n 6 foot man.
Are IJou
4 irCri
When ijour
Children Ciy
for It
Pnby hni little apart nt time. At
tour enre cannot prevent them. Hut rot
can be prepared. Then you ran do whni
ny experienced nume would do what
moit physicians would tell you to do
glve few drnpa of pluln Caatorln. Ni
miner done thnn Baby la soothed ; re
Ilrf la J ut mutter of moments. Vel
you have eased your child without out
of tingle doubtful drug; Citslorla ll
vegetable. So It'i aiifo to twe a oftct
i an Infnnt bus any Utile puln yot
cannot put away. And It'i nUvnyi
" rendy for the crueler piuigs of colic, oi
conntlimtlun or dlurrhea; effective, too
fur older children. Twenty-flvi mfltoi
twttkt were bought tail year.
DglyPimple
Nture'wrnlne MlBiMtiirecleerimnr
cornploxlnn end etn t rui rM I n vmir pule,
eellnw eheeke. Trulrwonilortul wlyj
f oltow thoraueh colon eleemlnir. Take fit
Nettire'e Hemeily ta ramiliite end
etrenrthen ymir ellmlnellve nrirn, i iw n
weir li l he trennfarnuitiaa. try Hi Ineteed
el mere lexetlvee.
Mid, talc, purely vegetable-'
M Dniislitt only 25o
1 OUR COMIC SECTION
Along the Concrete J
fll M ill Kilmer hhher wants if
-Jh CtS THE STREETS Qfc HER OVER
THE FEATHERHEADS
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Snoop
The Fadeout
Won't Be "Shunted"
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CM'HG.fUdWUSM-
WlUtt'a JuiTSlTM'
ttAOV l00uTWL
UMCVI
"LEND ME YOUR EAR TV
A man wa wulklng along the
itreet, and he low house on fire He
ruehed acroii the way and rang the
bell. After come time, lady, who
proved to be tllghtly deaf, appeared
at tha door.
"Mudam, your tioune ti on fire.
"What did yoo iayT"
The man began dancing up and
down. He pointed above.
"I mid your hooae li afire I Flamee
banting out) No time to loae!"
"What did you iayT
"House afire i (Julck!"
The lady amlled.
"la that all 7" the laid sweetly.
"Well," replied the man, bopeleeal)
'that's all I cao think of juat now."
Eve' Job
Teacher Tommy, why did God give
Eve aa wife to Adam?
Tommy (promptly) Tp aew on but
button a.
Teacher What I Why do you lay
tbatt
Tommy (brightly) Why. bevauee
whenever daddy Onda a button off bla
ahlrt he call out : "Good Heavena. what
hue I got t wife for If ib doesn't
sew on my buttons?"
ALL SILK AND A YARD WIDE
Uraoe aline rmwe lias cautflil
man at laet. She says he Is all silk.
Grar Yes; but nobody elee would
have him because he's a yard wide.
Different Kiada
At "Beautiful but Dumb" we netr
The client leee eo (recloue
We then celute another Dame
Aa "Lively, but Loquecloue.
Teeting Before Baying
CuatiMoer (fur the fifth time) "Now
lutit put It on once more, please."
AMlstnnt Kul renlly. madam
CustomerIt's quite ill right,
wuut to e If It wears well.
Old-Fe.hio.ed
"Her hustmnd doesn't seem
enough to suit her."
Stvllnh
So,
aaktng
he embarrassed her terribly
for oblfiisblotied shorten lie. '
MDNEY TALKS
Bill "He soys iiioiie) l.ilka" Joe
'Yes. he found Hint out as soon us he
niurrlcd It."
Poor Judgment
Bill alwavr rielmed the ritihl ol wu
Hat now he e out of lurk.
He tried to icke It reeieritur
from a 10-ton gravel trurk.
Laved Dancing
She tut Hie hall I I ienl the
e.11111
linri III s reri Misiri J . f t'tilirift,.
He Shall w have thl fui
then, or Is your cold lm bud
Sects for Two
I rut.
"Tttit why do her people object to
hlmr
"Well, there's seven In the fuuilly
and he'a only got two-sealer.
Quit Work Too Soon
A loud and objectionable bore hud
been talking for hours alamt hlinscll
ml his achievements.
"I'm self-mode man. that's nhut
I am a elf inmle man," he siild,
"You knocked off work t(i soon,
cnnie n quiet voice from the corner.
Wall Street Journal.
No Working Model
"The lell me you have s model hue
himd. Mr. Hleks."
"Yue. sir. hut nln'l worklo
model "
Valuable Aieet
"Yes. ciilil the ociilliM. "he hud s
ciirlcum Hmicllon; everything h
limketl nl he nw double"
i'nor fellow. I iiime he roiiiid
ll Imrd o kcI n ob7"
"Nol ill nil. The gn cniiiuilt
Mini 1 ttt him up. hiiiI now he's rend
Ing meters "
So It Usee
"How Is the mnrrliigeT
"A nioilern liiHtnnce. She think
more nt her b'h limn she does of bet
huxbiitid"
1 ou
'Cl s y
Makes Life
Siveeter
Too much t eat too rich diet
or too much smoking. Lots of things
cause sour stomach, but one thing can
correct It quickly. Phillips Milk of
Magnesia wilt alkallnlze the add.
Take a spoonful of this pleasant
preparation, and tha system Is goon
sweetened.
Fhllilpa is always ready to relieve,
distress from over-eating; to check all
acidity; or neutralize nicotine. - Re
member this for your own comfort;
for the sake of those around yoo.
Endorsed by physicians, but they al
ways say FkilHp. Don't buy aomo
thing else and expect the same t
suits!
PHILLIPS
of Magnesia
For Galled Horcea
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
sfeeereeekferMkecnerfaetecaeaV Aleerieav
. lUn for Milk Container
The plan for delivering milk In pa
per containers sounds extravagant,
What Is the housekeeper gong to da
with the containers when the milk bag)
been used? Throw them out. Now,
our Idea Is to have the bottles made
of the same material as cones for Ice
cream, and rendered Impervious to
moisture by being treated with some,
digestible fat Then the housewife
can use the milk and eat the container,
and there will be no waste. Ex
change. The Ragged Edge
The Critic Rimeplnx is bringing
out his works In style. Hare yo
seen the new deckle-edged edition of
his pocmst
The Observer No, but I notice he's
still westing the old edition of bla
deckle-edged pants.
Goad at Drawing
"How Is your son making out as aa
artist r
"He's overdrswn at the bank."
"When I was a young
single girl I took Lydia E.
Pinkham'a Vegetable Com
pound because my mother did
and the gave it to me. After
I married I took it before my
children were bora and after
wards, and I have eight living
children. I am now a grand
mother and still take it and
still recommend It when any
one is tired and run-down."
Mrs. Alfred Ivenon, St Ed
wards, Nebraska.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
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Ketferee Color d
Beeutr Grev eod Feded HeM
HI rt fm. Wi n. Pmrhns.i.y, T.
or. mnt I u itrijKeirtA.
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hetr eofl end fluff v. secwntebrfneUor e( dnig
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SCHOOL FOR MEN
Tnieln BUSINESS, TSADFJ m ritOftSSIOM
kitroll hiij time. H-ud for literature
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