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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1928)
manesi Sweeter Clillilron'8 stomachs sour, und need to nntl-acld. Keep their systems aweet with rhllllps Milk of Magnesia I When tongue or breath tells of Bold condition tforrec-t It with a spoonful of rhllllps. Most men ami women havs been comforted by tlita universal sweetener more mother should In voke Its aid for their children. It Is a pleasant thing to take, yet neutralizes; more acid than tho harsher things too often employed for the purpose. No household should be without It. Phillips Is the genuine, prescrlp tlonal product physicians endorse for general use; the name Is Important. "Milk of Magnesia" has been the TJ. S. registered trade mark of the Churles H. rhllllps Chemical Co. and its pre decessor Charles H. rhllllps since 18Ti PHILLIPS F, Milk . of Magnesia Human "Bombl." Target practice with men acting as "bombs" Is popular among English aviators. Large targets with bulls, Jnners and outers, are drawn on the ground, and the object Is to drop Into the center. When each pilot has at tained the position he considers near est correct, he signals to a companion, equipped with parachute, who Immedi ately leaps clear of the machine and tries to score bullseye. Large,Generocs Sample of Old Time Remedy Sent Free to Every Reader of This Article More than forty years ago. In a small way, good old Pastor Koenlg begun the manufacture of Pastor Koenlg"! Nervine, a remedy recommended for the relief of nervousness, epilepsy, sleeplessness and kindred ailments. The remedy was made after the for nulla of old German doctors. The sales were small at first, but soon Increased, and another factory was added to meet the Increasing demand. Today there are Koenlg factories in the old world, and Pastor Koenlg's Nervine Is not only sold throughout the I'nlted States but In ever; land and clime. The manufacturers want every read er of this free offer to try the old remedy at their expense. They will send a large, generous sample to every one who mentions this article. Try It and be convinced. It will only cost you a postal to write for the large, generous sample. Address: Koenlg Medicine Co- I'M." North Wells street. Chicago, Mllnols. Kindly mention your local paper. Da Yea Get III Overheard on a platform In the I'eniisjlvanla Dutch country, as a freight train went by: "Veen de lit tle red cur comes along, rle train's nil any more, ain't. Mom" Tl Outlook W. J. vVyknrt of Creston. W. Va tins a lanu turtle with two perfect Iieails on separate neiks. It eats and drinks with one or both heads at once ITV WHAT DR. CALDWELL LEARNED IN 47 YEARS PRACTICE A physician watched the result of constipation for 47 years, and believed that bo matter how carelul people are of their health, diet and exercise, constipa tion will occur from time to time. Of next importance, then, is how to treat it when it comes. Dr. (tldwell always was in favor of getting as close to nature aa possible, hence his remedy lor consti pation, known as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, is a mild vegetable compound. It ran not barm the system and is not habit (arming, c-yrup retain ts pleasant taut ing, and youngsters love it. Dr. Caldwell did not approve of drastic physios and purges. .He did not believs they were good for anybody's system. In a practice of 47 years hs never snw any reason for their us when Syrup Pepsin will empty the bowels Just as orormillv. Do not iet a dny go by without a bowel movement. Do not sit ana hope, but go to the nearest druggist snd get en" of the generous bottles of Dr. Cald well's Hyrup Pepsin, or writs ''Syrup Pepsin, Dept. mi, muuuceiio, iumois ! l ife SJ7 mtn 1 OUR COMIC SECTION (CaerritHW M Ut FINNEY OF THE FORCE 'J OX aV W.T UiTli avf -J f T6 TAACH M StHJMOSIt J 0OPT10KCV0ua$- y, toSVAUMTt6'or I fAlU.S CflAWlS NOJ 5 I Ot Ik BIT SrlE CQOi FfQ. llf )() iES8 i CAiiift't yzr h - V COliw ME FiftSW C WMt.m Ktwpsprrri J Wl.nr I ")ifattXl THE FEATHERHEADS Atftl au wosiT irvfJ4tft iw!hT-mv I r- I U006MT Ifcuawr.iwwoy I sows ovM FOft - Vw, " I ToUKlKTsMOia) - vrpmNta---p ;J tsyToviJHToMifiaTV e eN. wwwuyrC ZmS mmmwjof- FfATv4fQHEADL llSzW I 00 XCS.0 Mfc X , r.,R AlATJi)Jf5 at 7 tKNNSH WITH Tit Hu7o VoeCt COMiOol J "Sgg?, fewN 7 ... M STaWtttfl- I ovsa KAOjAiwte. fes w- WHAT f 1 ocwn Tb oo a Lime Emits in the Lives of Little Men j This Tadpole Names Her Uncle Ought to Shame Felix TEST OF THE EDUCATED MAN "The eduented man," snys I lean lugs of liigliiiid, "Is a iiiiiii with certain subtle spiritual rpiullllei which make him rutin In adversity, happy when nloue, JiinI In his dealings, and ra tloiial and sane lu all thu nlTnlis of life." Hut ho, ws would query of thu good dcuti, does he act when company culls along about bedtime? Tr Enough. Some ont reuiiirked to Shaw, on see ing lot of wealthy loungers hanging around a London hotel, "These rich people gvt '"el What's the use of having money If you don't know bow to enjoy HJ" "Hut why fret about It, old chap," returned Slinw, "Are sou nny better oITT hut's the uo of knowing bow to enjoy money If you haven't nny!" GOOD IN ANY ROLL "That actor does pretty well In thnt rtde." "A hum actor ought to do pretty well In any roll." A Full R.cord. Thouich many things she's left undone Hlnrs ' bi-i-n wA, I don't believe." esld lie, "she's left A thing unsaid." A Coos) (K)aiM. Ion't you think Hint If I had lived In the olden days I Would have inmle a good knight?" asked the young in. in Who had bored her for hours ib-scrlb-lug a moving picture he had seen. "I don't care so much what you would have been then." observed the girl, weurlly. "but you might try to see what kind of s good night you ran muke now." Just a Neighbor. Art Student thoatlngl) t I've stud led under Clldo, the famous painter, for years. friend Hut he doesn't seem to rec ognize you. "Perhaps, hut I still have the apart ment below blin!" A HUNG JURY Hubby Well, the great uiurdi-r case ended In a hung Jury. Wide Ureal heavens, did they bung the Jury nnd let the murderer go free? Inventor's Triumph, I est my h-us with lion-y, I hsve dniis it all my life; They do Insle kind of funny, llut It S"rris l hnii en Ihe knife. Real Sensation, "Well, w lint's Ilia- most startling piece of news In the paper this morn ing?" mircuMthiilly linked the wife of her huHlmnd, who had read nil through the breakfuNt uud her chillier. "An in u n t of a mini who Is suing his wife for divorce for not talking enough." he snapped. The Parados of Pessimism. Andy Ironsides Is a hypochondrlar Mac What's a hypochondriac? Andy A person who feels lieltei when he feels worse. Synonymous Terms. The I'orier l.ady In No 4 wants me to tell her when she renehes her "desolation. I reckon siie means destination. The Conductor Her ticket reads to Torpor City, where I used to live. It's oil the mime. Esplanation. Wife (at lop uf slnlm) - I'xplnln yourself. Where have you been till this hour? Iliisbnnd My dear er stop mo If 11 you've lion '-( this one NeaVs Mother Has Right Idea Within a few months there will be no morn feverish, bil ious, heiidiiehy, Con stipated, pale nnd puny children. Thnt prophecy would sure ly coins true If every mother could sen for hciHcir how quickly, easily, nnd harm IcNxly tho bowels of bahles and chil dren ni'tt cleansed, regululed, given toiio and strength by a product which has proved II merit and reliability to do what Is claimed for It to mil lions of mothers In over fifty yeurs of steadily Increasing use. As mothers find out from using It how children respond to the gentle lulluenee of California l''lg Nvrup by growing stronger, sturdier and mora active dully they simply huvo to tell other iiiollieri about It. That's one of the reasons for Its overwhelming Sides of over four million bottles year, A Western mother, Mrs). Nenl M. Todd, 1701 West il7(h St., Oklal it City, (Hi I a., says: "When niy son, Nenl, was three years old he begun having constipation. I decided to give him California Klg Syrup and In a few days ho was all right ami looked fine again. This pleased me so much that I have tled Fig Syrup ever since for nil his colds or llltlit upset spells. It always slops Ids trouble quick, strengthens him, make him eat." Always ask for California Fig Syrup by the full name and see thut tho carton bears the word "Cali fornia." Then you'll get the genuine. Coming Football Star, . The fiHitliall squad tit York (Maine) hljli baa a candidate who, for site, would look pretty good to some of I lie college squads. He Is Curleton Moultoti, an aspirant for renter. Moul ton la fifteen years old ami tips' the scales at '.'7 J pound. He Is more than si I feel tall and I a freshman. Cold Nted Cause? No Inconvenience Singer can't always keep from retching cold, but they can gel the best of any cold in a few hour and so can you. Cft I'npe' Cold Compound that come In pleasant tasting tablets, one of which will break up a cold so quickly you'll be astonished. Ad. While Msgic ''Romance today," ss) an observer. "Is Just necking." Shall we call It neckromnncy? .New York Evening I'nst. HUSBAND DISTRIBUTES BOOKLETS Wife Tries Compound Every year the Tinkham MMlrlns Company distributee llinut 3n,IMKi,IMH) booklets Irons house In house. Mr. Ted Hiniman does this work In Uli, California. Ida wile writ.-ei "It was In Ihrao little hooks that 1 read alsmt so many wnmra lin ing h"lprd by tho medicine. I thought I Would give it t trial snd I ran truly say thst it hss don me good. My neighbors and friend ask m wlmt I em doing to mske m look so mu h better. I Ml He m thst I sm taking l.yilia K. 1'iukhau'a Vi-g'-tabla Compound." MOTHERS! i : '!sf'7 sir V Read This Mother's Secret "I tviv two fin tutlthr boti, nrl ul u mn it titer $tl ft cuM 1 thi-m iieQ-m and thry riftl nothing 1h," Writes I'tnniylvanU mother. t Couiflit, foMi ernuf nd whooptnf cmifh rt to Mtviljr rclicvrd ftiid )ililtnril And ft biliy't or youngvtrr'i iturl bcahh main Uincd ind Rtitidtdl If only rfey mrfhr Irirw th nmrvrUitii prnpertlci ol GletKot CoM tunlih, couht imp, croup it tthtvtt toilhout vomitittft, wltonpln rotiflt U bn tliii phyikian'i iimr uird, H yrftr old preKfintion it tm-d. Aik anr doctor r I rained rnirw tlfotit )tt rrmat ktMe proper lift hn gel It from ymtr dr unlit or iq tnl ttort and kerp It at band always. Coo laina no opiatea. DR.bRAKE'S (JLESSCO CourH nnd Croup Roman? THP. OLESRNER COMPANY ITDCr I-mdlay.Ohio (r.) rRCfa trA ma al onra a lirwral Trr TRIAL '.rial Mil nf I r. tal.i'i (il.KSfVf) ami a riny f tli boult 'Uuaatsa il iiiUiitt aua Cluldron." w V t . ,ii lur tree trial buttle.