manesi
Sweeter
Clillilron'8 stomachs sour, und need
to nntl-acld. Keep their systems
aweet with rhllllps Milk of Magnesia I
When tongue or breath tells of Bold
condition tforrec-t It with a spoonful
of rhllllps. Most men ami women havs
been comforted by tlita universal
sweetener more mother should In
voke Its aid for their children. It Is a
pleasant thing to take, yet neutralizes;
more acid than tho harsher things too
often employed for the purpose. No
household should be without It.
Phillips Is the genuine, prescrlp
tlonal product physicians endorse for
general use; the name Is Important.
"Milk of Magnesia" has been the TJ. S.
registered trade mark of the Churles
H. rhllllps Chemical Co. and its pre
decessor Charles H. rhllllps since 18Ti
PHILLIPS
F, Milk .
of Magnesia
Human "Bombl."
Target practice with men acting as
"bombs" Is popular among English
aviators. Large targets with bulls,
Jnners and outers, are drawn on the
ground, and the object Is to drop Into
the center. When each pilot has at
tained the position he considers near
est correct, he signals to a companion,
equipped with parachute, who Immedi
ately leaps clear of the machine and
tries to score bullseye.
Large,Generocs Sample of Old
Time Remedy Sent Free to
Every Reader of This Article
More than forty years ago. In a small
way, good old Pastor Koenlg begun
the manufacture of Pastor Koenlg"!
Nervine, a remedy recommended for
the relief of nervousness, epilepsy,
sleeplessness and kindred ailments.
The remedy was made after the for
nulla of old German doctors. The sales
were small at first, but soon Increased,
and another factory was added to meet
the Increasing demand. Today there
are Koenlg factories in the old world,
and Pastor Koenlg's Nervine Is not
only sold throughout the I'nlted States
but In ever; land and clime.
The manufacturers want every read
er of this free offer to try the old
remedy at their expense. They will
send a large, generous sample to every
one who mentions this article.
Try It and be convinced. It will
only cost you a postal to write for the
large, generous sample.
Address: Koenlg Medicine Co- I'M."
North Wells street. Chicago, Mllnols.
Kindly mention your local paper.
Da Yea Get III
Overheard on a platform In the
I'eniisjlvanla Dutch country, as a
freight train went by: "Veen de lit
tle red cur comes along, rle train's nil
any more, ain't. Mom" Tl Outlook
W. J. vVyknrt of Creston. W. Va
tins a lanu turtle with two perfect
Iieails on separate neiks. It eats and
drinks with one or both heads at once
ITV
WHAT DR. CALDWELL
LEARNED IN 47
YEARS PRACTICE
A physician watched the result of
constipation for 47 years, and believed
that bo matter how carelul people are of
their health, diet and exercise, constipa
tion will occur from time to time. Of
next importance, then, is how to treat
it when it comes. Dr. (tldwell always
was in favor of getting as close to nature
aa possible, hence his remedy lor consti
pation, known as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, is a mild vegetable compound.
It ran not barm the system and is not
habit (arming, c-yrup retain ts pleasant
taut ing, and youngsters love it.
Dr. Caldwell did not approve of
drastic physios and purges. .He did not
believs they were good for anybody's
system. In a practice of 47 years hs
never snw any reason for their us when
Syrup Pepsin will empty the bowels Just
as orormillv.
Do not iet a dny go by without a
bowel movement. Do not sit ana hope,
but go to the nearest druggist snd get
en" of the generous bottles of Dr. Cald
well's Hyrup Pepsin, or writs ''Syrup
Pepsin, Dept. mi, muuuceiio, iumois
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Emits in the Lives of Little Men j
This
Tadpole Names Her Uncle
Ought to Shame Felix
TEST OF THE EDUCATED MAN
"The eduented man," snys I lean lugs
of liigliiiid, "Is a iiiiiii with certain
subtle spiritual rpiullllei which make
him rutin In adversity, happy when
nloue, JiinI In his dealings, and ra
tloiial and sane lu all thu nlTnlis of
life."
Hut ho, ws would query of thu
good dcuti, does he act when company
culls along about bedtime?
Tr Enough.
Some ont reuiiirked to Shaw, on see
ing lot of wealthy loungers hanging
around a London hotel, "These rich
people gvt '"el What's the use of
having money If you don't know bow
to enjoy HJ"
"Hut why fret about It, old chap,"
returned Slinw, "Are sou nny better
oITT hut's the uo of knowing bow
to enjoy money If you haven't nny!"
GOOD IN ANY ROLL
"That actor does pretty well In
thnt rtde."
"A hum actor ought to do pretty
well In any roll."
A Full R.cord.
Thouich many things she's left undone
Hlnrs ' bi-i-n wA,
I don't believe." esld lie, "she's left
A thing unsaid."
A Coos) (K)aiM.
Ion't you think Hint If I had lived
In the olden days I Would have inmle
a good knight?" asked the young in. in
Who had bored her for hours ib-scrlb-lug
a moving picture he had seen.
"I don't care so much what you
would have been then." observed the
girl, weurlly. "but you might try to
see what kind of s good night you ran
muke now."
Just a Neighbor.
Art Student thoatlngl) t I've stud
led under Clldo, the famous painter,
for years.
friend Hut he doesn't seem to rec
ognize you.
"Perhaps, hut I still have the apart
ment below blin!"
A HUNG JURY
Hubby Well, the great uiurdi-r
case ended In a hung Jury.
Wide Ureal heavens, did they bung
the Jury nnd let the murderer go free?
Inventor's Triumph,
I est my h-us with lion-y,
I hsve dniis it all my life;
They do Insle kind of funny,
llut It S"rris l hnii en Ihe knife.
Real Sensation,
"Well, w lint's Ilia- most startling
piece of news In the paper this morn
ing?" mircuMthiilly linked the wife of
her huHlmnd, who had read nil through
the breakfuNt uud her chillier.
"An in u n t of a mini who Is suing
his wife for divorce for not talking
enough." he snapped.
The Parados of Pessimism.
Andy Ironsides Is a hypochondrlar
Mac What's a hypochondriac?
Andy A person who feels lieltei
when he feels worse.
Synonymous Terms.
The I'orier l.ady In No 4 wants
me to tell her when she renehes her
"desolation. I reckon siie means
destination.
The Conductor Her ticket reads to
Torpor City, where I used to live.
It's oil the mime.
Esplanation.
Wife (at lop uf slnlm) - I'xplnln
yourself. Where have you been till
this hour?
Iliisbnnd My dear er stop mo If
11
you've lion '-( this one
NeaVs Mother
Has Right Idea
Within a few
months there will be
no morn feverish, bil
ious, heiidiiehy, Con
stipated, pale nnd
puny children. Thnt
prophecy would sure
ly coins true If every
mother could sen for
hciHcir how quickly, easily, nnd harm
IcNxly tho bowels of bahles and chil
dren ni'tt cleansed, regululed, given
toiio and strength by a product which
has proved II merit and reliability
to do what Is claimed for It to mil
lions of mothers In over fifty yeurs
of steadily Increasing use.
As mothers find out from using It
how children respond to the gentle
lulluenee of California l''lg Nvrup by
growing stronger, sturdier and mora
active dully they simply huvo to tell
other iiiollieri about It. That's one of
the reasons for Its overwhelming
Sides of over four million bottles
year,
A Western mother, Mrs). Nenl M.
Todd, 1701 West il7(h St., Oklal it
City, (Hi I a., says: "When niy son,
Nenl, was three years old he begun
having constipation. I decided to
give him California Klg Syrup and In
a few days ho was all right ami
looked fine again. This pleased me
so much that I have tled Fig Syrup
ever since for nil his colds or llltlit
upset spells. It always slops Ids
trouble quick, strengthens him, make
him eat."
Always ask for California Fig
Syrup by the full name and see thut
tho carton bears the word "Cali
fornia." Then you'll get the genuine.
Coming Football Star, .
The fiHitliall squad tit York (Maine)
hljli baa a candidate who, for site,
would look pretty good to some of
I lie college squads. He Is Curleton
Moultoti, an aspirant for renter. Moul
ton la fifteen years old ami tips' the
scales at '.'7 J pound. He Is more than
si I feel tall and I a freshman.
Cold Nted Cause?
No Inconvenience
Singer can't always keep from
retching cold, but they can gel the
best of any cold in a few hour and
so can you. Cft I'npe' Cold Compound
that come In pleasant tasting tablets,
one of which will break up a cold so
quickly you'll be astonished. Ad.
While Msgic
''Romance today," ss) an observer.
"Is Just necking." Shall we call It
neckromnncy? .New York Evening
I'nst.
HUSBAND
DISTRIBUTES
BOOKLETS
Wife Tries Compound
Every year the Tinkham MMlrlns
Company distributee llinut 3n,IMKi,IMH)
booklets Irons
house In house.
Mr. Ted Hiniman
does this work In
Uli, California.
Ida wile writ.-ei
"It was In Ihrao
little hooks that
1 read alsmt so
many wnmra lin
ing h"lprd by tho
medicine. I
thought I Would
give it t trial
snd I ran truly say thst it hss don
me good. My neighbors and friend
ask m wlmt I em doing to mske m
look so mu h better. I Ml He m thst
I sm taking l.yilia K. 1'iukhau'a
Vi-g'-tabla Compound."
MOTHERS!
i : '!sf'7
sir
V
Read This Mother's Secret
"I tviv two fin tutlthr boti, nrl ul u
mn it titer $tl ft cuM 1 thi-m iieQ-m
and thry riftl nothing 1h," Writes
I'tnniylvanU mother.
t
Couiflit, foMi ernuf nd whooptnf cmifh
rt to Mtviljr rclicvrd ftiid )ililtnril And ft
biliy't or youngvtrr'i iturl bcahh main
Uincd ind Rtitidtdl If only rfey mrfhr
Irirw th nmrvrUitii prnpertlci ol GletKot
CoM tunlih, couht imp, croup it tthtvtt
toilhout vomitittft, wltonpln rotiflt U
bn tliii phyikian'i iimr uird, H yrftr old
preKfintion it tm-d. Aik anr doctor r
I rained rnirw tlfotit )tt rrmat ktMe proper
lift hn gel It from ymtr dr unlit or iq
tnl ttort and kerp It at band always. Coo
laina no opiatea.
DR.bRAKE'S
(JLESSCO
CourH nnd Croup Roman?
THP. OLESRNER COMPANY ITDCr
I-mdlay.Ohio (r.) rRCfa
trA ma al onra a lirwral Trr TRIAL
'.rial Mil nf I r. tal.i'i (il.KSfVf) ami a
riny f tli boult 'Uuaatsa il iiiUiitt aua
Cluldron."
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lur tree trial buttle.