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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 26, 1928)
Salts Fine for Aching Kidneys Whan Back Hurts Flush Your Kidntyt as You Clean Your Bowele Most folks forgot that the kidneys, like the bowels, sometimes got slug gish and clogged mid need a Hushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull miser; to the kidney region, revere headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, sleepless ness and all sorts of Madder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys fictlve and clean and the moment you fool an ache or pain In the kidney region begin drinking lots of water. Also get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, take a tahlespoonful In a glass of wa ter before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with llthla, and is Intended to Hush clogged kidneys and help stimu late them to activity. It also helps neutralize the acids In the urine so they do longer Irritate, thus helping to relieve bladder disorders. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive; makes delightful effervescent llthla water drink which everybody should take now and then to help keep their kid neys clean. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Sails to folks who believe In trying to correct kidney trouble while It Is only trouble. vp7 No more Nausea Gas, heartburn, sick headache, nausea, over-acijjty and other di Cesiive disorders quickly and tor, ly relieved. Safe. Pleasant Not a laxative, Send for free samples to Bell & Cck, Inc., Orangeburg, N.Y. tiormalliti Digttlton cotef Swtttm tht Bnath 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief ELL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION 23 AND 75t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Holland Longest Tunnel London hn Its Ulackwnll and Ruth erliltlie tunnel. Glasgow Its three tube harbor tunnel and Hamburg Its twin till Kibe tunnel, (tut none of these 1 as lone as (he Holland tunnel In New Vork. American Magazine. Hard Work "Algy snys he does an awful lot of brnln work." "I believe It To make what tittle lie has work must be awful." Physician's Fir$t Duty For the physician there Is only one rule: Tut yourself Id the patient's piece. Lord Lister. An expedition has sailed from New Tork to dnilce the ocean bottom In the region of the Azores, seeking the supposedly lust continent of Atlantis. "WORTH WEIGHT JNJOLD" Verdict of Woman Who Tried Pinkham's Compound Tully, N. T. "It hurt ins to w.lk ait down without Drip and I Jrlt sick and wraic My mother-in-lav took Lydia -K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and she Induced Die to take It. I am now on the fourth bottle and have also used Lydia K. Pinkham's Sanative Wash. The medicines (hat will do for me what the Vege table Compound and Sanative Wash lave done are certainly worth their weight in gold. I think I have given thorn a fair trial and I expect to take two more bolt Irs of the Vegetable Compound." Mas. Chakies Aloa u, R. F. D. 1, Tully. K. Y. I I J Feu? 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