The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, October 26, 1928, Image 2

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    Salts Fine for
Aching Kidneys
Whan Back Hurts Flush Your
Kidntyt as You Clean
Your Bowele
Most folks forgot that the kidneys,
like the bowels, sometimes got slug
gish and clogged mid need a Hushing
occasionally, else we have backache
and dull miser; to the kidney region,
revere headaches, rheumatic twinges,
torpid liver, acid stomach, sleepless
ness and all sorts of Madder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
fictlve and clean and the moment you
fool an ache or pain In the kidney
region begin drinking lots of water.
Also get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take a tahlespoonful In a glass of wa
ter before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com
bined with llthla, and is Intended to
Hush clogged kidneys and help stimu
late them to activity. It also helps
neutralize the acids In the urine so
they do longer Irritate, thus helping
to relieve bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive; makes
delightful effervescent llthla water
drink which everybody should take
now and then to help keep their kid
neys clean.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Sails to folks who
believe In trying to correct kidney
trouble while It Is only trouble.
vp7
No more Nausea
Gas, heartburn, sick headache,
nausea, over-acijjty and other di
Cesiive disorders quickly and tor,
ly relieved. Safe. Pleasant Not a
laxative, Send for free samples to
Bell & Cck, Inc., Orangeburg, N.Y.
tiormalliti Digttlton cotef
Swtttm tht Bnath
6 Bell-ans
Hot water
Sure Relief
ELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
23 AND 75t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
Holland Longest Tunnel
London hn Its Ulackwnll and Ruth
erliltlie tunnel. Glasgow Its three tube
harbor tunnel and Hamburg Its twin
till Kibe tunnel, (tut none of these
1 as lone as (he Holland tunnel In
New Vork. American Magazine.
Hard Work
"Algy snys he does an awful lot of
brnln work."
"I believe It To make what tittle
lie has work must be awful."
Physician's Fir$t Duty
For the physician there Is only one
rule: Tut yourself Id the patient's
piece. Lord Lister.
An expedition has sailed from New
Tork to dnilce the ocean bottom In
the region of the Azores, seeking the
supposedly lust continent of Atlantis.
"WORTH WEIGHT
JNJOLD"
Verdict of Woman Who
Tried Pinkham's Compound
Tully, N. T. "It hurt ins to w.lk
ait down without Drip and I Jrlt
sick and wraic
My mother-in-lav
took Lydia -K.
Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and she
Induced Die to
take It. I am
now on the fourth
bottle and have
also used Lydia
K. Pinkham's
Sanative Wash.
The medicines
(hat will do for me what the Vege
table Compound and Sanative Wash
lave done are certainly worth their
weight in gold. I think I have given
thorn a fair trial and I expect to take
two more bolt Irs of the Vegetable
Compound." Mas. Chakies Aloa
u, R. F. D. 1, Tully. K. Y.
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Little
-Smiles7 np
ul
I msrzrs
KNOWS IT I J T..
ml
Turing a heat wave magistrate
wna dis-cusslug with a few club friends
the question of sunimer drinks, and lie
admitted Hint he Old not know of
good thirst quencher.
"Have you tried gin and ginger
boor?" asked one of the group.
"No j but I've tried ninny people who
have." was the response. Ulasgow
Evening Citizen.
DEEP DESIGNING
"What have you a pi I list me?"
"Nothing." said Mr. Cunirox. "1
think 1 should like you for a son -Inlaw"
"Then why did you forbid your
daughter to see nie?"
"I wanted to Introduce an element
of romance that would Induce her lo
defy my wishes and concentrate on a
young fellow for whom I really have a
high regard." Washington Star
AMONG THE MASONS
OUR COMIC SECTION
Events" in the Lives of Little Men
D
r.
no
"John has the grippe."
"Hope he won't get the password as
roll."
Joy of Content
If everything went breetr
AnJ Fortune made no slips.
Life would be ell eo easy
There 4 be no Championships.
Dozed on Her Job
Policeman Mow did the accident
happen?
Motorist My wife fell asleep la the
back seat.
Following the Sun
Crawford-Is Niblick really obliged
to travel so much.
Crenshaw Why, yes; he plays golf
the year round.
Irreiiitible
"So Mume has finally accented that
young lawyer?"
"Yes, she snys she could no longer
resist the power of attorney."
Lipitich
lie Let's kiss and make op.
She If you'll be very careful I
won't need to.
An Oasisatic Discovery
"Pa, when was Cuba discovered?
"July 1, 1019. my son."
POOR FELLOW
Musqullo Von look sick.
Frog Yes, I feel tike I am going to
"croak!"
Not So Dumb
A dumb-bell thee call a
Cule little thing
Out she'e not eo dumb she
Can't get a ring
Living on Some One Else
Dawson How long will you remain
here at Palm Iteuch?
I'e Broke As long as my money
lusts.
Dawson (who has loaned him f.Vi)-
ilien you must have left some time
ago.
He "Cot By"
Dad How did you come out with
your exams?
Son-Passed em Just like they were
ears ahead.
Wit Way Right or Wrong
I'tirle Ed Well. Johnny, how do you
oll glraneT
Johnny 0 I r s f e.
Cn.-te The dictionary spells It with
wo rs.
Johnny Well, yoo asked me how l
tielled. I'ncle.
Aloof
"The llenteniiiil seems distant," de
dared Itutli
"lie belongs lo the reserve Corps.
l'lned Klo'ae
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MakesUfe
Sweeter
Next time n rouled tongue, futld
tirenlli, or iicilil akin gives evidence
of sour stoiimcli try Phillips Milk of
Magnesia I
lict acijiiiiliited with this perfect an
tl iii lit Hint helps tlio system keep
sound and sweet. That every stoinncli
Heeds at times, 'i'ako It wlieuever
hearty men I brings nny dlscomfurt,
Phillips Milk of Magnesia has won
lueilleul endorsement. And convinced
millions of men nml women they didn't
have "Indigestion." Don't diet, and
don't Buffer i Ju"t remember Phillips.
Pleasant to tid. . mill always elTectlve.
Tlio tiaiiin Phillips Is liiiportiint ; It
Identllles the getiuliin proiluct. "Milk
of Magnesia" has been the 1'. H. regis
tered trado mark of tlio Charles II.
Phillips flieinl.nl Co. and Its pre
decessor Charles II. Phillips since IS73
PHILLIPS
Milk .
of Magnesia
Disposing of Them
Ituddy's grandfather had been talk
ing about his farm end the condition
of the corn crop, "It looks as If we're
going to have a bumper crop this
yesr," lie staled.
Iluibly was delighted. "Oh, (irampy!"
he shouted, "will you sell the bumpers
to the auto factories?"
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DR. CALDWELL'S
THREE RULES
Dr. Caldwell watched the results of
constipation for 47 years, end believed
that no matter bow careful people are
of their hrallh, dirl and eierriae, eoa
etipttioa will occur from time to time.
(II nest Importejice, then. Is hw to treat
It when It eumee. Dr. Caldwell always
was in favor ol getting ss clow to nature
as possible, hence his remedy for cxutl.
pstion is a mild vegetable compound. It
ran not harm the moet drlitvte system
and Is not hahlt forming,
The Itnrtiir never did approve of drae
tie physics and purgea. He did Dot believe
they were good for human beinei to put
into their system. L'se hyriip IVin for
yoursrll and members of the family la
eoostipatina, hilinusnesa, sour sad erampr
atiimack, bad brealh, no artite, &!
srhes, and to break tip fevers snd rohls.
(iet a bottle tlay, at any drugstore end
observe these three rules of health i Keep
the head col, the feet warm, tha bowels
0a. For a free trial bottle, Just write
"Hemp Pepsin," Drj'U UU, Mualirallo,
Illinois.
Turkey Takes Census
The population of Turkey, according
lo llgures published by the director
of statistics, based on the latest cen
sus, Is 1.1,tVHi.S73 Inhabitants, Of this
ntimlier 1.IUI..TK1 live In Turkey In
Kitrope and IJ.fll'.lsrj In Turkey In
Asia,
More than 4s).ms) species of Insects
have been described by scientists, and
It Is thought that there may be an
other Mo.iss) kinds not yet studied.
Standard
Shut
WW
ties-
Cboict
of Millions
iMnmncnam
RADIO iTUDESi
At IMtl A lertneeiit Hemeilr fee
CHRONIC
CONSTIPATION
No Appliances!
Ha Drugs! No Dieting!
u-.ult. iH,iilvlr saarsnteeit. I'aniriilaia
IliHi nil ritll'Nt.
II, Huere, lhs 1BI, Hewport Dek, (will.