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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 27, 1928)
Winter's Colds and Chills . Throw Heavy Burdens on the) Kidneys. a ADS put rntra burdens oil our kidnaye. When the kidneys slow up; impuritis remain in the blood and are apt to mak on tirad nd achy wUh haschwhaa. dixiineaa and often nagging backache. A common warning ia wanly or burning aeration. Uoan $ Fill, a it imutant diurel ic. in creaas Ilia secretion or tla kidnaya and aid in tha elimination ol waat impurities. Ara enduraad by ustrs vsrywhar.' At your iior DOAN'S r,ti? A STIMULANT DIURETIC A KIDNEYS Itiitar-MUata-nCe. Ml ClimDullalaHY. Coughs and Colds art tint only annoylni, but dunaoroua. If not mirndnd to at nnra they may davtlop Into sarlous sllnxnt. Boschcc's Syrup la looihlnf and hallna In aurh raa, and h ln u.l for altr-one yaara. too and uo bolilae. lluy It at your drug tor.. (J. U Oraen, inc., Woodbury. N. J. Caucuses n$ Quick, safe, aar rallal from painful eallouaa on tba feet Al at an md aW mmm VlScholTt XinO'Pads Au Center or Sydnty Byduey. N. 8. V, plane on of th finest civic ecu i era In th world. Tli buildings will surround city squar which will b toad Into park. Tb clly railway will erect to ornamental two-level aiaUnn, capable of accom tuodutlng 200 tralni an bour, and land' In vlilinr for pleassnt Brst-vlew of th city. A large war memorial building, ornamental In design and to b owed for national festivals, will be erected. Munftlpal buildings and brldg over tli river will hsrmonls wllh the general architectural scheme Personal Comment by Mr. Ci E. Tower Baa aarlaaa. Calif. "For th past savaa or sight years I have uk a Dr. flares' remedies 08 and on. tuat Is, tbs 'Favor Jr It Proscription,' r Vand tbs 'Ooldsa Medical Dticovarv,' 'I bagan with thaa wbaa I was about grown. Tb Ta vorlts Prescription' la tb bast medi ate any woman ever took Tb 01 da a Msdteal Discovery Is Sns for tba stomach wiceilsnt for a per son whs la rundown In baaltn. Mrs. O. E. Tower, 1101 Laguna 8L Obtala now from yoar druggist. Dr. Pierce's famous remedies. Writ Dr. Merc. President In valid.' Hotel la Rugate, N. Y, for tra eonndenttal medical advice. Obliging Papa Angellns I couldn't decide among my sailors, so I told then all to ace pap. Alice-Wellt "Now I'm worse off than ever; paps gnv bis consent to every one of them." rittsburgh Sunday Telegraph, Her Preference He Do you resd love stories She No; I Ilk to bsv them told to me. Philadelphia Bulletin. Perhana Inva la blind, but It man Ages to find Its wny to ths ministers. mon" colds are dangerous. Grlpps or l'lu m.iv result. Check th cold promptly. HILL'S Cascars-Ilromlde. Quinine tablets stop a cold In one day, lrive out th poisons. Play safe I Insist 011 HILL'S, In the red box. 30 cents at all druggists. mix's Caacatra - Bromide Quinine mw-tlaaajaoialw. Am4 a ImmtUr, e PUKM TWaat aa4 a L UathHlk 4 tanaa- aaM ! 1 intuitu 1 mm WIT vMFEzE: , Wr'.W. . 'J C0PYM0HT xPy. DOCD.MHAI) AND 'CO. TORY FROM THE START Handaome, faatldlnui and Wealthy young Ht. Crols Crlh ton awalta hli wthrt at tliatr tryalln plr. Hha la lata, this ordinary llltla t'annaylvanla Dulch Klrl, Maly Bchwtnckton, but he awalta hr asarly, Hhe la so damuraly beautiful, he think, but ao out of hli "cla." Daapjla hr mlng Innocanca and Isnoranoa, aha aurcoaila In kailn him at a dlatanca, to his chagrin, Mly, In the Kchwenrkton boma, whra aha Is boardln. la sltoicathtr unlike tha girl who mta Bt. Crols elandaatlnaly. Bha la tha taachar In tha nalihhortio'id achool, nf whl.-h Marvin C'rilshtnn, fit Crols' brntliar, l supcrlntandant. Due to family dirrarannaa, Marvin Craliililon boarita In town, ntar Maaly. Mnely Uarna that Marvin was to hava marrlad bis couiln, a tilled ICnsllah lady, but, be Having ahe waa atlraatal by tha Craluhtnn waalth, had rfud th slllnnea. It la tha rumor that Ht Crols la to taka Marvin's plaoa and marry tba Unglltb girl. CHAPTER III Continued "Hut," snld Mr. Brbwenckton, pus- sled, "you must know bow to school- touch when you're a grsdyste of KuUtown Normal Jot I Well, I guess anyhow I L's w don't eli' no tescher to our Wllllnm Penn that slu't got ber Normal school dlarploms." "Oh, yes well, but yes, of course," kleely concluded In stm confusion. Wis glsnrcd surreptitiously st Aunt Kosy and found, to ber discomfort, that sli was being regnrded with a look of cunning suspicion. , "RayP suddenly spok np Itosy. "IIsv yon got such a Kutitown Nor ms sdiool dlnrt'lotnsr "Why why, of coarse why, of course I have." "Mister," ah demanded of ber brother-in-law, "did you ever ae ber dlnrplomar "Ach, Itosy, what's over yont To b sure, she bad to send ber dlarploma along with her application and ber photygraft when ah wml for th job ber at our William Penn. Tour photygraft.'' he said to Meely, "don't favor you much. You'r n lot prettier than thst there photygraft." "It's funny," answered Meely, "how my photogrnph never look like nev er do me justice," alio amended ber remark. Again she found Aunt Itosy's II 1 1 law cunning eyes boring Ilk gimlets Into hers. Meely Srhwenckton seemed to her self, thes days, to be ever walking In fear. Yet never In all her young life bsd alia found existence so exhilarat ing, so tens wllh Interesting sue pense. It was not really fenr. she decided, only a thrilling apprehension Hint hung over ber every mlnut of th dny and night; sn apprehen sion Which even If realized could not really bring harm to ber, only awk ward tmbarraasmcnL "Hut somebody elae would feel more awkward and embarrassed I" she smiled to herself. However, this apprehension, fol lowing her cesselessly, wss a bit nerve-racking; and th startling knowledg just acquired that Marvin Cretghton (her "Steady Date's" brother!) stood over hor as th school suierlnlcndent and was therefr bound to milk her acquaintance very soon, greatly augmented her sense of th danger of her situation situa tion brought about less by her own plotting than by a succession of for lultous and unforeseen clrcnmstances. Never would alio bav had sillier th audacity or th Ingenuity to bsv ar ranged such an extraordinary chain of clrcumstsnces. . "Up to now, J'v alwnys held fiction to be stranger tliun truth but never sgsln 1 If I were a novelist I'd never have the cheek to nink up such a lurid and Improbable yarn as I'm liv ing I" she amnzerily told herself. "If I enured it to the movies I'm sure they'd consider It too true to life to he convincing." If either of th Crelghton brothers Should ever ae her In the other's company I Or If St. Croix discovered she was th district teacher, Instead of the Ignorant cow sh feigned to be 1 Or If any of the Sctiwencklon family discovered her meeting with St. Croix or any of the other things about her which they were congenltally In capable of suspecting I It was just three days after her last roiideivous with fit. Croli that one afternoon at a quarter past ' four, school having been dismissed and her plain tailored school dress having been changed right her In her empty schoolroom for the funry, cheap finery In which sh always disguised Iterttclf lo meet her "Pate," that she citme out of the schmillinuse and Nflcr lorklpg the mr and hiding the key uiuUr a stone, (Inncod ciiiiHiily up and down the r.ad before starting 1 lT70,j Helen R Mart in 1 for the distant hilltop where fit, Croix would be waiting for her. For She Intended again toduy to keep him waiting. Last Monday she really bad been at their meeting place long ahead of th appointed time and, having been curious as to how he would treut her tardiness, sh bad, on bis uppcarlng In the distance, hidden In a clump of buMhes and watched him; his restless Impatience, th eager light In bis eyes when one lis thought he beurd ber coming; and then his childish maneu vers to deceive ber bis descending th bill, skirting th base and climb ing up again on th other side In all that mud 1 How sh had enjoyed her self watching him 1 Evidently Marvin was not such an ss as Ht. Croix. "From all accounts b sound like th Noble Army-of-Mnrtyrs Prslse-The I Which Is worse, I wonder to b a bounder or to be so uncomfortably noble?" It certainly did sound uncomfortubly noble to b willing to llv at Absalom Punts' when you could llv In th much mors comfortable bom of th Crelghtnns. For Aunt Itosy's Investigations bad proven Mr. Bchwencktou'a surmise correct Marvin Crelghton was board ing, fur th tint being, at Absalom's collage on th Bchwenckton's farm, which fact added considerably to Meely's uneasy apprehensions. ' As sh strolled on her wsy to her meeting with Kt Croix, In th lovely Octolier sunlight, sh wondered wheth er sh should amus herself wllh "lur ing" Marvin as ah was "working" 8t Croix (for other ressons than ber amusement). Marvin might not be such essy game; they said he de spised girls "Probably he's afraid of them I Or be doesn't know any nice ones of th Noble-Army-of Martyrs style. Could I work th noble stunt, I wonder! Kinky I Might get my two roles mixed npt Iletter keep off Marvin!" It was Just as sh cam to this coo elusion that suddenly, with a Jump or her heart, sh saw him emerge from a Ian on the road ahead of her and, turning In ber direction, com atralght toward ber on th btghwsy In a long swinging stride. Sh recog- nlzed him by thst stride, for sh bsd seen him thst morning going across th Scbwenklon's orchard to Abs Mi's cottage. That strong, free gait of bis would hsve arrested attention anywhere. How different from St. Croix' dapple prancing. Suddenly sh realized thst sh dared not let him recognize her In this ridiculously festive frock she wss wesrlng, for as he wss bound to meet her soon In ber school room dressed In her own character, the contrast would make him suspicious. Hut how to elude him Th highway offered no escape. Sh wore no hat that shs could pull down over her face. And he was almost up with hert In denperatlon, as they were about to pass, she raised both her arms to fuss at ber balr and thus conceal her face. Hut through (lie crook of her left arm she, saw that sh might bav spsred herself th trouble, for he never so much as glanced at her; ap parently so engrossed In his own thoughts that he remnlned quite un swsre of th passing of a pretty girl I "Weill" she breathed In mingled surprise and pique, for sh was used to young men's looking at her as they passed. "Never batted an eyelush at me r She bsd caught a glimpse of his face and th rest of her walk to th hilltop seemed all too short for the Interesting reflections aroused there by. For sh had perceived th re markable fact that Marvin and St. Croix Crelghton looked extremely alike, yet totally unlike; alike In feature and coloring and unlike In countenance. St. Croix' smugness was her replaced by a rather wistful mel ancholy ; St Croix' cynicism by an ex pression of grsv kindliness; 8t Croix' scornful pride by a look of genlnl humor; St, Croix' keenness by a reflective. Inquiring expression Napoleon and Lincoln Th henpecked man can scarcely be clnssed as a product of modern times. Illsiorlunt relate that muuy of th world's most famous men, Including Napoleon, Lincoln and Socrates, were henpecked On of the letters writ ten ,by Nnpoleon to his wife, Jose phlne,' e'liail with the postscript: "A thousand kisses as burning at yours are frosty." ' Lincoln, It Is said, was henpecked because b was too shy. Count Mont gclcs, the Herman biographer of Lin coln, declares that Lincoln's wife loved him superllclully, her own set Huh am bitions predominating, milling that she constantly pecked at bim uud almost drove him mud, '- ' ' touched by bewilderment Of coarse all this, whs not tveuled In a passing glimpse. Hut's great deul of It an folded to her consciousness as, while ; She walked, she continued to gar. on the mental Image she hud caught, nf a face so arresting as to muke that of hi brottier, whom shs was going to meet, seem by comparison Insignifi cant Ho absorbed bad she been, as she loitered along, that sh forgot all about Ht, Croix' annoyance If he were kept waiting for her. So that, when turning a curve In the path up the hill, she suddenly saw him standing there above ber, looking coldly of fended at her tardiness, It brought her up wltb a sharp start The ex pression of bis face made ber feel more like turning tall and gobig back than going on to the top, "Just Imagine," she thought as she tolled up the rest of the loie, "bclrlg married to such a dioltlon I to a man who'd tuke It out of you so when ever things didn't suit blm exactly I" Sh smiled Inwardly as sh thought that if she were a girl whom he want ed to marry, h would surely never so reveal himself to her. ' "He'd surely have the sense to hide, not fluunt, bis selfishness end ego tism and show me a better side of himself; for of course he must hav a better side." Probably wltb bis own class of people, bis own family, be was quite dyrerent; she bsd surmised from things he hsd unconsciously be trayed that he adored bis mother and would die before be would hurt ber; that he greatly honored his father; snd that though be almost bated bis elder brother, be respected blm. "So you'r actually here, are your he Ironically greeted her as sh stood before him, looking Uk Magdalene, the Penitent. "Oh, but, Mr. Crelghton," she plead ed, "my stepmom's so bsd, she can't set and sh can't lay I This ber wasn't no gsy-low day for me, now mind I'm tellln' you, with Susie so pooi ly and all I I near broke my neck gettln' her!" "I luppoae you mean gala day? Dcn't, my child, us words you'r not sure of. Well," he added, grinning appreciatively, "If Susie can't even Cdckle, maybe shell toon be croak ing." Oh did not laugh this time, bnt gaxed at blm blankly. "And I was np to late last night," the continued ber excuses, "that I was nesr too tired tj come this here three miles this alter." "Yon poor child! Ton mean yon were sitting np with yonr sick step- mot her r "No. Widower TJolzapple he's ae Un' up with me Thursdays." "What! Holcapplet Who's hr -Ach, such a old man, as old as Pop yet, with three full-growed chll dern. Pop's awful pleased, for III Holzapple he's well fixed and owns his own place clear. Hut, yon see," aald Meely In an Injured tone, her eye anxious, "he never says straight out be wants to marry me, be Just lniln yate that way. He'll set for an hour without passln' a remark Just set and me tryln' to keep awake. And then all of a auddlnt he'll shoot off a remark 'My chlldcrn says, now Popll never be lonesome no more.' Or he'll hitch his chair closer to me and say, 'My rhlldern are plessed.' Or If he tees my bead noddln', I'm that sleepy, he'll wake me with the remark, 'Char lie will give us a weddln' dinner over at his place.' But you see, Mr. Crelghton." she complained, "It never lends up to nothln'l tie never gets furder'n tnsln-ystlons. He never yet held my hand oncet nor even tor me my eyes were pretty." "Hut bow could yon marry sn old man with grown children" asked St Croix disgustedly, tsklng his nsusl sent on the broad, flat stone and mo tioning her to bers a few feet away, "Look here, you're not seriously thinking of marrying thst old man what'a hla name? Holzapple? Are you?" he demanded. "I gotta marry somebody. What difference la It? seeln' I csn't marry the one I like!" she mourned. He hastened to divert her from this dangerous snng. "Com her to me," Sh obeyed blm eagerly. "See what Pre brought you." H produced two packages from behind the stone. With childish acquisitiveness and touch of Pennsylvania Dutch acquisi tiveness, she opened the box of dozen ornate handkerchiefs (so ornate she bad to check a laugh at sight of them; he bad evidently judged her taste from her blue voll frock trimmed with artificial flowers; sh would keep on for a souvenir and give the rest to Lizzie how Ltzzt would adore them !). Cut her pleasure In hi other offering, a live-pound box of candled fruits, was not assumed. (TO BB CONTINUED,) Among the Henpecked The duke of Marlborough, one of v inston Churchill's ancestors, end ac claimed as one of the grestest warrior of his day, was madly In love with bis wife, who, however, nagged blm all the time. In 1704 he wrote to bis wife on the eve of a battle: "I'm not nenrly as much afraid of my 00.000 foes as I am of you when you are mad at me." Next doy, wltb Prince Eugene of Savoy, he won a big victory over the forces of Louis XIV of France. New York Evening World Tha Dathtd-Olt Effect , Nothing (but sounds dashed off Is if It Is uny good. Ohio State Journal 1 Have Kidnevs .Examined By Your Doctor Take lalts to Wssn Kldnsya If Book Fains You or Bladdsr Bothers Flush yoar kidneys by drinking a quart of water each day, also take salts occasionally, says a noted au thority, who tells tis that too much rich food forms acids which almost paralyze the kidneys In their efforts to expel It from the blood. They be come sluggish and weaken; then yon may suffer with a dull misery In the kidney region, sharp pains In the back or tick headache, dizziness, yonr stomach tours, tongue Is coated, tnd when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the channels often get tore and Irritated, obliging yon to seek relief two or three timet during tbe night To help neutralize these Irritating adds, to help cleanse the kidneys and flush off the body't urinous waste, get four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy here; take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days, and your kidneys may then act fine. This famous salts It made from the add of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with llthla, and has been used for years to help flush and stimulate tlagdsh kidneys; also to neutralize tha adds In the system so tbey no longer Irritate, tha often relieving bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In jure and make a delightful efferves cent lltbls-water drink. Carp Broka Window When two policemen of Wilming ton, Del., beard the crash of falling glass they expected to Bod an Intrud er In a fish store there, but when tbey arrived on the seen tbey saw nothing bnt shattered plate glass and a nine-pound carp lying on the pave ment Ben Welntraut the owner of tbe atore. explained the mishap by saying that be bad taken tbe carp from a tank and was awaiting tbe ar rival of a rabbi to kill tbe flsb. when the carp, frantic In Its struggles to seek water, gave a mighty flap of ttt tall and broke the window. Much Aliha "Sometimes I get to thinking about the folkt In other townt where I have been," aald old Riley Rezzldew. "Tbey just putter around at their tasks, brag glng bow tbey put It all over ro-and- 10, relating their symptoms, trying to get tbesd of the other feller, etc. Here In Petucls we are arresting and getting arrested, setting out In the public tqusre, cussing the legislature, and the like, Just about like all other towns, big and little But of course Petunia It tbe biggest little town any wheres around." Kansas City Star. When You Fstl a Cold Coming On. Taka Laiatlv BROMO QUININE Tab lets to work off tba Cold and to fortify the systam asalnat an attack of Grip or innuanu. loe. Adv. Not Hit Fault Mother Never let me catcb yon at the jura again, Willie. Willie 1 tried not to let you catch me this time. Strsy Stories. All things may be possible, but bow can a bald-headed suitor tell a girl be would dye for her? In J i ii-rvi aiviii i ' ;:- - - " V ' ' '1 L " 'y ''.. 1 .-V'- v'A ' . .' I !.',.. Vi - W A ' " J i V R J ; ' 1- A s - ' M i VRrv-A.,.:. ! CuSlr U LroU U The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote (or pain. But it's just as important to know that thert is only one genuine Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and on the box. If it says Bayer, it'i genuine; and if it doesn't, it ii not I Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds, ( and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer at any drugstore with proven directions. Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin; it does NOT affect the heart Aaplrla h Ua trada nark at Btrar Uuufwtus at lioaoaoiUcscldMtaf af lancrUaMtf The BABY 4 -V A 1 No mother In this enlightened age, would give ber baby something th did not know was perfectly harmless, especially when a few drops of plain Castorla will right a baby' stomach and end almost any little lib Fretful nest and fever, too ; It eeemt no time until everything Is serene. That' the beauty of Castorla; Its gentle Influence seems just what Is needed. It does all that castor on might accomplish, without shock to the system. Without the evil taste. It's delicious! Being purely vegeta able, yoo can give It as often aa there's a sign of colic; constipation; diarrhea; or need to aid sound, nat ural sleep. Just one warning: It It genuine Fletcher! Castorla that physicians recommend. Other preparations may be just as free from all doubtful drugs, but no child of this writer's Is going to test tbemt Besides, tbe book on care and feeding of babies that cornea with Fletcher's Castorla la worth its weight In gold. Children Cry for DON'T INFLAMED LIDS II IsWWfe th Irrttatl-Jts. lew MiTCUKLL MM AI.TK. a alarsirU, 4a KtxUbltkj He) rreeBfaiy, 1 at ill mtraigim. KeJia .UsaftesX sWw Tr n Storm-Damaged Auto A number of automobiles caught on the Meridan (Kan.) road during a wind and sand storm were badly danf aged. Tbe wind buried Sand and gravel against tbe windshields, cut ting so many tiny nicks on them that It was Impossible for tbe driver to tee. At the same time tbe sand rat much of the paint from tbe cars. Chang of Viewpoint "Yon nsed to be aa altruistic Idealr Irt" "Life looks all different I bar been serving on th grand Jury for a couple of weeks." Wssblngton 8tar. I 1 f i'. tf v- lir" V In i r i I