The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, January 27, 1928, Image 3

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    Winter's Colds
and Chills .
Throw Heavy Burdens
on the) Kidneys.
a ADS put rntra burdens oil our
kidnaye. When the kidneys slow
up; impuritis remain in the blood
and are apt to mak on tirad nd
achy wUh haschwhaa. dixiineaa and
often nagging backache. A common
warning ia wanly or burning aeration.
Uoan $ Fill, a it imutant diurel ic. in
creaas Ilia secretion or tla kidnaya
and aid in tha elimination ol waat
impurities. Ara enduraad by ustrs
vsrywhar.' At your iior
DOAN'S r,ti?
A STIMULANT DIURETIC A KIDNEYS
Itiitar-MUata-nCe. Ml ClimDullalaHY.
Coughs and Colds
art tint only annoylni, but dunaoroua.
If not mirndnd to at nnra they may
davtlop Into sarlous sllnxnt.
Boschcc's Syrup
la looihlnf and hallna In aurh raa,
and h ln u.l for altr-one yaara.
too and uo bolilae. lluy It at your drug
tor.. (J. U Oraen, inc., Woodbury.
N. J.
Caucuses n$
Quick, safe, aar rallal from
painful eallouaa on tba feet
Al at an md aW mmm
VlScholTt
XinO'Pads
Au Center or Sydnty
Byduey. N. 8. V, plane on of th
finest civic ecu i era In th world. Tli
buildings will surround city squar
which will b toad Into park. Tb
clly railway will erect to ornamental
two-level aiaUnn, capable of accom
tuodutlng 200 tralni an bour, and land'
In vlilinr for pleassnt Brst-vlew
of th city. A large war memorial
building, ornamental In design and to
b owed for national festivals, will be
erected. Munftlpal buildings and
brldg over tli river will hsrmonls
wllh the general architectural scheme
Personal Comment
by Mr. Ci E. Tower
Baa aarlaaa. Calif. "For th
past savaa or sight years I have uk
a Dr. flares' remedies 08 and on.
tuat Is, tbs 'Favor
Jr It Proscription,'
r Vand tbs 'Ooldsa
Medical Dticovarv,'
'I bagan with thaa
wbaa I was about
grown. Tb Ta
vorlts Prescription'
la tb bast medi
ate any woman
ever took Tb
01 da a Msdteal
Discovery Is Sns
for tba stomach wiceilsnt for a per
son whs la rundown In baaltn.
Mrs. O. E. Tower, 1101 Laguna 8L
Obtala now from yoar druggist.
Dr. Pierce's famous remedies.
Writ Dr. Merc. President In
valid.' Hotel la Rugate, N. Y, for
tra eonndenttal medical advice.
Obliging Papa
Angellns I couldn't decide among
my sailors, so I told then all to ace
pap.
Alice-Wellt
"Now I'm worse off than ever; paps
gnv bis consent to every one of
them." rittsburgh Sunday Telegraph,
Her Preference
He Do you resd love stories
She No; I Ilk to bsv them told
to me. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Perhana Inva la blind, but It man
Ages to find Its wny to ths ministers.
mon" colds are
dangerous. Grlpps
or l'lu m.iv result.
Check th cold
promptly. HILL'S Cascars-Ilromlde.
Quinine tablets stop a cold In one day,
lrive out th poisons. Play safe I Insist
011 HILL'S, In the red box. 30 cents
at all druggists.
mix's
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TORY FROM THE START
Handaome, faatldlnui and
Wealthy young Ht. Crols Crlh
ton awalta hli wthrt at
tliatr tryalln plr. Hha la lata,
this ordinary llltla t'annaylvanla
Dulch Klrl, Maly Bchwtnckton,
but he awalta hr asarly, Hhe
la so damuraly beautiful, he
think, but ao out of hli "cla."
Daapjla hr mlng Innocanca
and Isnoranoa, aha aurcoaila In
kailn him at a dlatanca, to
his chagrin, Mly, In the
Kchwenrkton boma, whra aha Is
boardln. la sltoicathtr unlike
tha girl who mta Bt. Crols
elandaatlnaly. Bha la tha taachar
In tha nalihhortio'id achool, nf
whl.-h Marvin C'rilshtnn, fit
Crols' brntliar, l supcrlntandant.
Due to family dirrarannaa, Marvin
Craliililon boarita In town, ntar
Maaly. Mnely Uarna that Marvin
was to hava marrlad bis couiln,
a tilled ICnsllah lady, but, be
Having ahe waa atlraatal by tha
Craluhtnn waalth, had rfud
th slllnnea. It la tha rumor that
Ht Crols la to taka Marvin's
plaoa and marry tba Unglltb girl.
CHAPTER III Continued
"Hut," snld Mr. Brbwenckton, pus-
sled, "you must know bow to school-
touch when you're a grsdyste of
KuUtown Normal Jot I Well, I guess
anyhow I L's w don't eli' no tescher
to our Wllllnm Penn that slu't got
ber Normal school dlarploms."
"Oh, yes well, but yes, of course,"
kleely concluded In stm confusion.
Wis glsnrcd surreptitiously st Aunt
Kosy and found, to ber discomfort,
that sli was being regnrded with a
look of cunning suspicion. ,
"RayP suddenly spok np Itosy.
"IIsv yon got such a Kutitown Nor
ms sdiool dlnrt'lotnsr
"Why why, of coarse why, of
course I have."
"Mister," ah demanded of ber
brother-in-law, "did you ever ae ber
dlnrplomar
"Ach, Itosy, what's over yont To b
sure, she bad to send ber dlarploma
along with her application and ber
photygraft when ah wml for th
job ber at our William Penn. Tour
photygraft.'' he said to Meely, "don't
favor you much. You'r n lot prettier
than thst there photygraft."
"It's funny," answered Meely, "how
my photogrnph never look like nev
er do me justice," alio amended ber
remark.
Again she found Aunt Itosy's II 1 1 law
cunning eyes boring Ilk gimlets Into
hers.
Meely Srhwenckton seemed to her
self, thes days, to be ever walking In
fear. Yet never In all her young life
bsd alia found existence so exhilarat
ing, so tens wllh Interesting sue
pense. It was not really fenr. she
decided, only a thrilling apprehension
Hint hung over ber every mlnut
of th dny and night; sn apprehen
sion Which even If realized could not
really bring harm to ber, only awk
ward tmbarraasmcnL
"Hut somebody elae would feel
more awkward and embarrassed I" she
smiled to herself.
However, this apprehension, fol
lowing her cesselessly, wss a bit
nerve-racking; and th startling
knowledg just acquired that Marvin
Cretghton (her "Steady Date's"
brother!) stood over hor as th school
suierlnlcndent and was therefr
bound to milk her acquaintance very
soon, greatly augmented her sense of
th danger of her situation situa
tion brought about less by her own
plotting than by a succession of for
lultous and unforeseen clrcnmstances.
Never would alio bav had sillier th
audacity or th Ingenuity to bsv ar
ranged such an extraordinary chain
of clrcumstsnces.
. "Up to now, J'v alwnys held fiction
to be stranger tliun truth but never
sgsln 1 If I were a novelist I'd never
have the cheek to nink up such a
lurid and Improbable yarn as I'm liv
ing I" she amnzerily told herself. "If I
enured it to the movies I'm sure
they'd consider It too true to life to
he convincing."
If either of th Crelghton brothers
Should ever ae her In the other's
company I Or If St. Croix discovered
she was th district teacher, Instead
of the Ignorant cow sh feigned to
be 1 Or If any of the Sctiwencklon
family discovered her meeting with St.
Croix or any of the other things about
her which they were congenltally In
capable of suspecting I
It was just three days after her last
roiideivous with fit. Croli that one
afternoon at a quarter past ' four,
school having been dismissed and her
plain tailored school dress having
been changed right her In her empty
schoolroom for the funry, cheap
finery In which sh always disguised
Iterttclf lo meet her "Pate," that she
citme out of the schmillinuse and
Nflcr lorklpg the mr and hiding the
key uiuUr a stone, (Inncod ciiiiHiily
up and down the r.ad before starting
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Helen R Mart in 1
for the distant hilltop where fit,
Croix would be waiting for her. For
She Intended again toduy to keep him
waiting.
Last Monday she really bad been
at their meeting place long ahead of
th appointed time and, having been
curious as to how he would treut her
tardiness, sh bad, on bis uppcarlng
In the distance, hidden In a clump of
buMhes and watched him; his restless
Impatience, th eager light In bis eyes
when one lis thought he beurd ber
coming; and then his childish maneu
vers to deceive ber bis descending
th bill, skirting th base and climb
ing up again on th other side In all
that mud 1 How sh had enjoyed her
self watching him 1
Evidently Marvin was not such an
ss as Ht. Croix. "From all accounts
b sound like th Noble Army-of-Mnrtyrs
Prslse-The I Which Is worse,
I wonder to b a bounder or to be
so uncomfortably noble?" It certainly
did sound uncomfortubly noble to b
willing to llv at Absalom Punts'
when you could llv In th much mors
comfortable bom of th Crelghtnns.
For Aunt Itosy's Investigations bad
proven Mr. Bchwencktou'a surmise
correct Marvin Crelghton was board
ing, fur th tint being, at Absalom's
collage on th Bchwenckton's farm,
which fact added considerably to
Meely's uneasy apprehensions.
' As sh strolled on her wsy to her
meeting with Kt Croix, In th lovely
Octolier sunlight, sh wondered wheth
er sh should amus herself wllh "lur
ing" Marvin as ah was "working" 8t
Croix (for other ressons than ber
amusement). Marvin might not be
such essy game; they said he de
spised girls
"Probably he's afraid of them I Or
be doesn't know any nice ones of th
Noble-Army-of Martyrs style. Could I
work th noble stunt, I wonder!
Kinky I Might get my two roles mixed
npt Iletter keep off Marvin!"
It was Just as sh cam to this coo
elusion that suddenly, with a Jump
or her heart, sh saw him emerge
from a Ian on the road ahead of her
and, turning In ber direction, com
atralght toward ber on th btghwsy
In a long swinging stride. Sh recog-
nlzed him by thst stride, for sh bsd
seen him thst morning going across
th Scbwenklon's orchard to Abs
Mi's cottage. That strong, free gait
of bis would hsve arrested attention
anywhere. How different from St.
Croix' dapple prancing.
Suddenly sh realized thst sh
dared not let him recognize her In
this ridiculously festive frock she wss
wesrlng, for as he wss bound to meet
her soon In ber school room dressed
In her own character, the contrast
would make him suspicious. Hut how
to elude him Th highway offered
no escape. Sh wore no hat that shs
could pull down over her face. And
he was almost up with hert
In denperatlon, as they were about
to pass, she raised both her arms to
fuss at ber balr and thus conceal her
face.
Hut through (lie crook of her left
arm she, saw that sh might bav
spsred herself th trouble, for he
never so much as glanced at her; ap
parently so engrossed In his own
thoughts that he remnlned quite un
swsre of th passing of a pretty girl I
"Weill" she breathed In mingled
surprise and pique, for sh was used
to young men's looking at her as they
passed. "Never batted an eyelush at
me r
She bsd caught a glimpse of his
face and th rest of her walk to th
hilltop seemed all too short for the
Interesting reflections aroused there
by. For sh had perceived th re
markable fact that Marvin and St.
Croix Crelghton looked extremely
alike, yet totally unlike; alike In
feature and coloring and unlike In
countenance. St. Croix' smugness was
her replaced by a rather wistful mel
ancholy ; St Croix' cynicism by an ex
pression of grsv kindliness; 8t
Croix' scornful pride by a look of
genlnl humor; St, Croix' keenness by
a reflective. Inquiring expression
Napoleon and Lincoln
Th henpecked man can scarcely be
clnssed as a product of modern times.
Illsiorlunt relate that muuy of th
world's most famous men, Including
Napoleon, Lincoln and Socrates, were
henpecked On of the letters writ
ten ,by Nnpoleon to his wife, Jose
phlne,' e'liail with the postscript:
"A thousand kisses as burning at
yours are frosty." '
Lincoln, It Is said, was henpecked
because b was too shy. Count Mont
gclcs, the Herman biographer of Lin
coln, declares that Lincoln's wife loved
him superllclully, her own set Huh am
bitions predominating, milling that she
constantly pecked at bim uud almost
drove him mud, '- ' '
touched by bewilderment Of coarse
all this, whs not tveuled In a passing
glimpse. Hut's great deul of It an
folded to her consciousness as, while ;
She walked, she continued to gar. on
the mental Image she hud caught, nf a
face so arresting as to muke that of
hi brottier, whom shs was going to
meet, seem by comparison Insignifi
cant Ho absorbed bad she been, as she
loitered along, that sh forgot all
about Ht, Croix' annoyance If he were
kept waiting for her. So that, when
turning a curve In the path up the
hill, she suddenly saw him standing
there above ber, looking coldly of
fended at her tardiness, It brought
her up wltb a sharp start The ex
pression of bis face made ber feel
more like turning tall and gobig back
than going on to the top,
"Just Imagine," she thought as she
tolled up the rest of the loie, "bclrlg
married to such a dioltlon I to a
man who'd tuke It out of you so when
ever things didn't suit blm exactly I"
Sh smiled Inwardly as sh thought
that if she were a girl whom he want
ed to marry, h would surely never so
reveal himself to her. '
"He'd surely have the sense to hide,
not fluunt, bis selfishness end ego
tism and show me a better side of
himself; for of course he must hav
a better side." Probably wltb bis own
class of people, bis own family, be
was quite dyrerent; she bsd surmised
from things he hsd unconsciously be
trayed that he adored bis mother and
would die before be would hurt ber;
that he greatly honored his father;
snd that though be almost bated bis
elder brother, be respected blm.
"So you'r actually here, are your
he Ironically greeted her as sh stood
before him, looking Uk Magdalene,
the Penitent.
"Oh, but, Mr. Crelghton," she plead
ed, "my stepmom's so bsd, she can't
set and sh can't lay I This ber
wasn't no gsy-low day for me, now
mind I'm tellln' you, with Susie so
pooi ly and all I I near broke my neck
gettln' her!"
"I luppoae you mean gala day?
Dcn't, my child, us words you'r not
sure of. Well," he added, grinning
appreciatively, "If Susie can't even
Cdckle, maybe shell toon be croak
ing." Oh did not laugh this time, bnt
gaxed at blm blankly. "And I was np
to late last night," the continued ber
excuses, "that I was nesr too tired
tj come this here three miles this
alter."
"Yon poor child! Ton mean yon
were sitting np with yonr sick step-
mot her r
"No. Widower TJolzapple he's ae
Un' up with me Thursdays."
"What! Holcapplet Who's hr
-Ach, such a old man, as old as
Pop yet, with three full-growed chll
dern. Pop's awful pleased, for III
Holzapple he's well fixed and owns his
own place clear. Hut, yon see," aald
Meely In an Injured tone, her eye
anxious, "he never says straight out
be wants to marry me, be Just lniln
yate that way. He'll set for an hour
without passln' a remark Just set
and me tryln' to keep awake. And
then all of a auddlnt he'll shoot off a
remark 'My chlldcrn says, now Popll
never be lonesome no more.' Or he'll
hitch his chair closer to me and say,
'My rhlldern are plessed.' Or If he
tees my bead noddln', I'm that sleepy,
he'll wake me with the remark, 'Char
lie will give us a weddln' dinner over
at his place.' But you see, Mr.
Crelghton." she complained, "It never
lends up to nothln'l tie never gets
furder'n tnsln-ystlons. He never yet
held my hand oncet nor even tor me
my eyes were pretty."
"Hut bow could yon marry sn old
man with grown children" asked St
Croix disgustedly, tsklng his nsusl
sent on the broad, flat stone and mo
tioning her to bers a few feet away,
"Look here, you're not seriously
thinking of marrying thst old man
what'a hla name? Holzapple? Are
you?" he demanded.
"I gotta marry somebody. What
difference la It? seeln' I csn't marry
the one I like!" she mourned.
He hastened to divert her from this
dangerous snng. "Com her to me,"
Sh obeyed blm eagerly.
"See what Pre brought you." H
produced two packages from behind
the stone.
With childish acquisitiveness and
touch of Pennsylvania Dutch acquisi
tiveness, she opened the box of
dozen ornate handkerchiefs (so ornate
she bad to check a laugh at sight of
them; he bad evidently judged her
taste from her blue voll frock
trimmed with artificial flowers; sh
would keep on for a souvenir and
give the rest to Lizzie how Ltzzt
would adore them !). Cut her pleasure
In hi other offering, a live-pound box
of candled fruits, was not assumed.
(TO BB CONTINUED,)
Among the Henpecked
The duke of Marlborough, one of
v inston Churchill's ancestors, end ac
claimed as one of the grestest warrior
of his day, was madly In love with
bis wife, who, however, nagged blm
all the time. In 1704 he wrote to bis
wife on the eve of a battle:
"I'm not nenrly as much afraid of
my 00.000 foes as I am of you when
you are mad at me." Next doy, wltb
Prince Eugene of Savoy, he won a big
victory over the forces of Louis XIV
of France. New York Evening World
Tha Dathtd-Olt Effect
, Nothing (but sounds dashed off Is
if It Is uny good. Ohio State Journal
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Have Kidnevs
.Examined By
Your Doctor
Take lalts to Wssn Kldnsya If
Book Fains You or Bladdsr
Bothers
Flush yoar kidneys by drinking a
quart of water each day, also take
salts occasionally, says a noted au
thority, who tells tis that too much
rich food forms acids which almost
paralyze the kidneys In their efforts
to expel It from the blood. They be
come sluggish and weaken; then yon
may suffer with a dull misery In the
kidney region, sharp pains In the back
or tick headache, dizziness, yonr
stomach tours, tongue Is coated, tnd
when the weather Is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine gets
cloudy, full of sediment, the channels
often get tore and Irritated, obliging
yon to seek relief two or three timet
during tbe night
To help neutralize these Irritating
adds, to help cleanse the kidneys
and flush off the body't urinous waste,
get four ounces of Jad Salts from any
pharmacy here; take a tablespoonful
In a glass of water before breakfast
for a few days, and your kidneys may
then act fine. This famous salts It
made from the add of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with llthla, and
has been used for years to help flush
and stimulate tlagdsh kidneys; also
to neutralize tha adds In the system
so tbey no longer Irritate, tha often
relieving bladder weakness.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In
jure and make a delightful efferves
cent lltbls-water drink.
Carp Broka Window
When two policemen of Wilming
ton, Del., beard the crash of falling
glass they expected to Bod an Intrud
er In a fish store there, but when
tbey arrived on the seen tbey saw
nothing bnt shattered plate glass and
a nine-pound carp lying on the pave
ment Ben Welntraut the owner of
tbe atore. explained the mishap by
saying that be bad taken tbe carp
from a tank and was awaiting tbe ar
rival of a rabbi to kill tbe flsb. when
the carp, frantic In Its struggles to
seek water, gave a mighty flap of ttt
tall and broke the window.
Much Aliha
"Sometimes I get to thinking about
the folkt In other townt where I have
been," aald old Riley Rezzldew. "Tbey
just putter around at their tasks, brag
glng bow tbey put It all over ro-and-
10, relating their symptoms, trying to
get tbesd of the other feller, etc.
Here In Petucls we are arresting and
getting arrested, setting out In the
public tqusre, cussing the legislature,
and the like, Just about like all other
towns, big and little But of course
Petunia It tbe biggest little town any
wheres around." Kansas City Star.
When You Fstl a Cold Coming On.
Taka Laiatlv BROMO QUININE Tab
lets to work off tba Cold and to fortify
the systam asalnat an attack of Grip
or innuanu. loe. Adv.
Not Hit Fault
Mother Never let me catcb yon at
the jura again, Willie.
Willie 1 tried not to let you catch
me this time. Strsy Stories.
All things may be possible, but bow
can a bald-headed suitor tell a girl be
would dye for her?
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The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote (or
pain. But it's just as important to know that thert is only one
genuine Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and
on the box. If it says Bayer, it'i genuine; and if it doesn't, it ii
not I Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds, (
and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer at any drugstore
with proven directions.
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
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The BABY
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No mother In this enlightened age,
would give ber baby something th
did not know was perfectly harmless,
especially when a few drops of plain
Castorla will right a baby' stomach
and end almost any little lib Fretful
nest and fever, too ; It eeemt no time
until everything Is serene.
That' the beauty of Castorla; Its
gentle Influence seems just what Is
needed. It does all that castor on
might accomplish, without shock to
the system. Without the evil taste.
It's delicious! Being purely vegeta
able, yoo can give It as often aa
there's a sign of colic; constipation;
diarrhea; or need to aid sound, nat
ural sleep.
Just one warning: It It genuine
Fletcher! Castorla that physicians
recommend. Other preparations may
be just as free from all doubtful drugs,
but no child of this writer's Is going
to test tbemt Besides, tbe book on
care and feeding of babies that cornea
with Fletcher's Castorla la worth its
weight In gold.
Children Cry for
DON'T
INFLAMED LIDS
II IsWWfe th Irrttatl-Jts.
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Storm-Damaged Auto
A number of automobiles caught on
the Meridan (Kan.) road during a
wind and sand storm were badly danf
aged. Tbe wind buried Sand and
gravel against tbe windshields, cut
ting so many tiny nicks on them that
It was Impossible for tbe driver to
tee. At the same time tbe sand rat
much of the paint from tbe cars.
Chang of Viewpoint
"Yon nsed to be aa altruistic Idealr
Irt"
"Life looks all different I bar
been serving on th grand Jury for a
couple of weeks." Wssblngton 8tar.
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