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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 31, 1926)
OUR COMIC SECTION J Ether Wares J I AK& MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL t Plausible A.SGUOFWHOSEk . DCATMl SOMCBOOV) . Nl M IM OUR. rWAMVf 7 t A I VJHV, "TWS DOGtf, ra DEATH" g ' " ' " THE FEATHERHEADS No Sale! x T-"""T"""" ...ITTTT...... ..... .. h -Jm hosmxd has &ye weft lTj.MAve vod'p iT oatoeie Dosav Tn weu- ue vat - and i rt rkmt To Iook at V am twAKV cKS ? w'Xa'MV uy noa I - n-iSi$ Suqpqsg- tT too hides WimO The Revolt of tKe Genii By WALTER ARNOLD (Copyright.) AI.IIKKT OAKHAM waa forty years old and unmarried. The rrowB waa tlmt lu nil those forty years he had never wanted a wife. Tlmt waa wlmt he tulil those Impertinent people who asked him why he bud remained single. When he wanted wife he reckoned he would get one h always hud got everything he wanted eo fur. When he m I child Ills parenta spoiled hlia and after their death, leaving liiui with a great fortune, ha continued the process hy spoiling him aelf. Alnddln had a lamp and when he ruhhed It genii appeared and pro vided nlm with anything he wanted slnves of the lamp. Albert Oakham had lomethtng Jut aa gooda check book with a hug" bank account be hind It. When ha acratched the check book with a pen obsequious genii In up to-dale clothca appeared and broiiKht him what he desired. And now at forty Oakham acratched the magic hook anil ordered a wife. Not Just any wife, yon understand, J but a certain one; a young Indy whom he himself had picked for the posi tion. Of the genii who rescinded to the call Albert selected Mr, r'loren clu Wareham. Mra. Wareham was society woman thai was her busi ness. She had no money, hut she knew aoclety from A to Ixxard and was the niont successful matchmaker going. Now don't for a minute picture Mrs. r'lnrcncla Wareham as an old woman. She was not even middle nged. She had been married off by her pureuts when she was hardly out of her "teens" to a nwn much older than her self who had gone Into bankruptcy and died a year after their marriage. Mrs. Wareham was only thirty five, strikingly good looking and bright as they make 'cm. Secretly she loathed the part si e hud been forced to play In the soclul giime, but custom curried her on. Onkham had nut Alice Itrltton only twice when he revolved that she was the ieison he desired for Ills wife, and had a talk with Mra. Wareham. Then everywhere Alice was Invited Albert was Invited. Mra. Wareham ar ranged that. She also arranged "nccl detiliil meetings" betwen them. Mrs. Wurelin m's many friends also heled through sheer good nature, Alice wai at first a little nltli.li. She had Died her regards upon a etrugi;lliig young lawyer not at all In her set, either so cially or financially. This much to the distress of her estlmuble parents, who quivered with hoe when Albert Oak ham appeared 4Mi the scene. Alice waa one of those alhletlc girl you know the kind. She was tall, Stately. Murk eyed. No word regard lug miilrliiiony had ever passed be tween her and her young lawyer, He felt that aspiring lo Alice wna like crying for the moon and she hesltuted to give hlai the encouragement which would have caused him to overleap all financial and social consideration and seize upou the price regardless of con sequence. Alice aixm besun to think of lier young lawyer with a sigh to regard III in aa something desirable but Impossible and to accustom heisWf to look forward lo being Mra. Alfred Oiikhuin. Everything was going ac cording to schedule aa things always went wheo Albert Oakham acratched his magic book, though pnmetlnic he hud to scratch harder than usual. Then all at once things begun to go wrong. Through some misunder standing whin Alice llrixlon was In vited to a house party on l.oii Muiid, expecting to meet Albert Onkham there, Albert mil ml be Invited to a house party In New Jersey and the other way about. There were doxena of other Utile things which seemed to be kcplng them asunder or destroying their harmony of Intercourse. Some hidden, miilli ious llilliien.-e eeemed to be at work. Albert Smke to Mrs. Warchnm ubout It. Thfy were alone In Albert'a library at the limn. "Yes," suld Mis. Wareham. "It Is aa you say ntid I am rexpouslble. You promlKfd nie a large amount of money If I would bring nbniit a marriage be tween you mid Alice llrixlon. You knew her affections were engaged elsewhere and so did I. You were afraid that If you plunged boldly In and demanded Alice for a wife yon would simply provoke her Into going off and marrying her young lawyer nut of baud. You wanted my skill to bring about the result desired, and were willing to pay for It. I have taken inch contracts before mid have not been particularly iikIihiiiciI. ! took this one and became ashamed. I am ashamed of my whole life of sliuin aoclety and everything connected with It. Next week I am going to begin aa settlement worker. And I may as well tell you that Alice tlrixton was married to her young lawyer, In New Jersey, yesterday and I wna present. In ftict, I brought lliem together. She arose and iturted to leave the room, "lleyl Mure I Where are you going?" cried Alfred. "J am going home,'' replied Mra. Wareham. Tome back here; I want to talk to yotij sit down," commanded Alfred, She obeyed and they sat there talking for over an hour. Three month later aoclety was dtimfounded at the an nouncement of Ilia marriage of Mrs. Klorencln Warehnm, widow of the late Zonus Warelinin, and Alfred Oak ham. Kaq. - ' , The Jllljgii KITCHEN & B A Siamese kitten was recently found .flouting on hatch cover' tCH) lullei vtiiu Nwtier Uuiuii.i Now bUsslnas llslit ob him thst llrst tnvsnloil this ssnis slsil It oovurs a man all ovsr, ilinuahis and all, Ilk a clunk; It la mrst for Hit hungry, drink fur tli Ihlrsiy, hml (or tin oold, and ruld tor the hiil. It I currant coin that uir. rhsasa all His ilrsauras ot III world chaap, and Hi balance thst at la klna and th ih.iih.rd, the fool end Ilia wis msa van,-' Carvanta. POOD FOR WINTER DAYS Purlng the chilly early winter ilnyi It la wise to have a stock tad on hand, so tlmt hot soupi nisy be a nniiy fiHid, A moat d llcloua meal, If III evening meal ll light, la begun whli. some sort of hot soup, cream of at tick or vege table,' Chicken Warmeln.-Thla la a good cold weather dish. Stew a nice fat fowl In plenty of water to make broth. When the fowl Is cooked remove It and cut all the meat from the bones. In the broth cook two or three hunches of celery cut Into jminll pleceaj when cooked remove the celery and dd noodles, cook thein until done, and llh ull the other thing kept hot, serve a nest of cooked nondlce on the dinner plate, cover chlrfcen and celery with gravy mid serve with mashed h- tnli rv S:ie enough of lender heartauf celery and some of Hie white meat of Hie chicken for chicken aalad. The broth ihul in left may be served hy adding cn-um and egg, making a most iiourlnlilng soup for the nliilit uiciil, a liny or (wo Inter, Cranberry lee.--Cook a quart of cruiilicrrles In a pint of water six in III' ll I ex. St nil n through a cheesecloth add a pint of augur and stir until ills solved. When cool add the Juice of two lemons and frecie to a mush. Tills will serve a dr.cn. CMcken ' and Green Ptpper land- wleh. 1'arlMill fur ten minute green iepier Willi seed and fiber jrn.oveit Chop fine and mix with one cupful of cooked Seasoned chicken, molalen with majoniiulse. Spread thinly allced rye bread with butter, Using lettuce and the tilling. Pressed Corn Bf 8ndwlcht. Cook corn beef until It full In shred. I train and arrange the shred length wise with some uf the fut In a small bread pan, Itediire the liquor In which the meat wa rooked to one and one-half cupful, pour ever the meat, place a weight on It and let stand overnight, t'linmld and slice In thin slice, t'se t sandwich filling with slices of Spanish onion dipped In French dressing. Sandwiches. . Fur a cold night and a supper dish there are a variety of hot aaiidwlche to apiwsl ta the appetite. Hot Egg land- yM0 svicn. s 1 1 c e a 0 small onion erf thin and fry In a little batter; hen well caiked add an egg, when rooked to tsle place on buttered breud with the onion, cover with another buttered slice and serve at um-e, seasoning well. Cheese and Herring Sandwiches Work one r renin cheese and two ten spoonful of beef extract to a blended mixture. Skin and hone md finely Ull nee fillet of herring, or those put up In mustard may he used; there should he an equal measure of cheese and IImIi. Moisten with niiiyonnnl spread slices of bread with the cheese mixture nnd pre (he fish Into slices of buttered bread; put slice together lo pair. Gingerbread Sandwiches. Cut gin gerbrend Into three-Inch squnrea, split and spread with cottage, checne that bus been moistened with crcnir. and well reasoned, tin the other square place chopped preserved ginger or or ii life iiiiirmaliide. I'ul together In pair and serve with hot tea or cider. Hungry Hunter Sandwich. Have ready a round steak cut one fourth- Inch In thli-kncHS, cut Into piece a trifle smaller than the slice of bread. I'ouiid the stenk with the edge of a heavy saucer until the fiber la broken and Die nicnt hardy tilings together, drop Into a wcll-grciied hissing hot spider and turn quickly when seared. Cook until well browned, apread with butler, sprinkle with snlt and pepper nnd minced parsley. I'lnce on buttered bread, cover with another slice and mrve nt one. Serve Willi horseradish If preferred. 8tmd Sliced Bread. Ittittor stale bread nnd steam until hot, spread with butler again and cover with Jam or berries of nny kind. Serve with mgnr and cTeniii. Lobster Salad Sandwich, He. move the meat from a freshly looked lobster, nr If not at hand, canned one. Finely chop and add an equal quantity of chopped eel ry una niie-fmirth the quantity or nil rd cooken eggs. Moisten with mnyonnnlse. Spread thinly allced and buttered bread. Cut the aand wlihea Into narrow atrlps. Serve with tea at bridge parties. 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