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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 30, 1926)
Tires & Tubes Of The Best Quality Oils, Grease & Supplies INDEPENDENT GARAGE See me before sending away' fori your Tires. I can give you a real bargain in tires and tubes. E. R. Lundcll Proprietor The Garage where you get r HT'ii a r tt m service vvun a anao ie Coming to The Dalles and Pendleton Dr. Mellenthin Specialist In liitt'ruiil M.'iliclue (or the past twelve yearn DOES NOT OPERATE Will be in the Dalles on Mon day May 17 , at the Dalles Hotel. And in Pendleton, Tuesday, May 18, at the Dorion Hotel. Office Hours, 10.00 A.M to 4:00 P.M. ONE DAY ONLY No Charge for Consultation Dr. Mollctltln In a rt'tfiiliir gradu ate in medicine and aursery and Ik llwnwd ly the state of Oregon, He doe not operate for chronic appen dlcltta, gall atouen, ulcer ofatom ach, totmlla or adenoldn. He has to hU credit wonderful re autta lu dlM'Hw of the Htonmch. liver bowel, bood, skin, nerve, heart aldney. Madder, bed wetting, cat arrh, weak lungM, rliuinatlHtu. acliif fca, leg uleern nud rectal ailment. ltelow are the name of a few of bli many mi Untied patients in (ire. lira. V. J. Martin, Moro, high blood preKHiire. lira. Peter Vetburg, Colton, tomaclir trouble. Mr. Halvur NeUrin, Chinook Wn. goitre. Martin JorgeHon, Axtorlu. nerve trouble. ilt Chrla HatiHon, Chinook, Wn.. bowel trouble and neurit U. Mr. JameH Ellin, Coiullle, gn! stone and colltin. James Sueim, Lnkenlle, ulcer o( touiarhe, J. K. Jciikl'm, Kllvrt ton, clrciiln tory trouble. Kemeiuler the above date. Hint coimultation on thlntrip In free ami that lila treatment In difu-retit. iIurrled women in tint be accom panied by their liUHbandH. Addrexa : 11 Bradbury Hliljt., Lo AngeliM, California. BUT HIS GUESTS D D "So you had a liou e full during the IiuIIiIii.vk? Did you Imve a flu,, time?" "No; but our guentti illil." A Waterman's pen will write a poem or an essay, a contract or check, without changing; gears. Bullakd's Pharmacy For Sale Holt,20 foot, motor Combine. Good shape. Troy Bogard, Eight Mile, Ore. Talk win Cole at the Elevator before contracting your wheat. WANTED A stallion to take care of for the next two or three months. 1 can take care of a horse at a very moderate price. I have a good barn, Rood waiter and a good stand, and have had several years experience with horses. William Windsor, lone, Oregon STRAYED From my place near Morgan, about three weeks ago one four ye&r old black filly, weight about 1,000 pounds. A liberal reward will be paid for information as to her wherea bouts will be paid by John Gray, Morgan, Ore. , FOKCOUNTY COMMISSIONER 1 hereby announce myself as a candidate for the nomination as counnty commissioner, subject to the will of the Democratic voters of Morrow County at the prima-, ries, May 21, 192G. Charles B. Cox. t Paid Advertisement i POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT 1 herebv announce myself a candidate for the office ofCoun ty Commissioner, subject to the decision of the Republicans of Morrow county at the May prima r ies. G. A. BLEAKMAN. (Present Incumbent), (Paid Adv.) Ilardman, Ore. POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT I hereby announce myself as a candidate for the office of Trea surer of Morrow County, subject to the pleasure of the voters of the Republican party at the pri maries on May 21st. I lhank my many Morrow County lriends for their support and confidence in the past and hope to merit their support and confidence in the future. Leon W. Briggg (I'ald AhcertlKciueiit) Get Plenty of It "I ncd num. xT' Ue," Rrmarrnd III HUvyx-n, "flu I think I'll mroll ou And rfodve mne llivvt-m.' What It Wet Lui'jr (nrelily) 1)ii ynti nve met l''re(l (with fervor) Mnilly, "VVntild you die for me?" 'Kr no. MIiio'm un undying love.' Alt for Her "When you huve nn iinnimcnt at your houiv, due your wife tuke putt?" "Kg, alio tukea all of 1L" Mr. Cud Well, I deehire, aome one hua aent nit a pretumtl BULL'S EYE Ec'itjrand QtntrttlMenactr WIU.ROCC.ft!! 7 Another "Butt" TWhtm id VMtiMiucnt by Will Kopr, ZieiteM Follin anil screen ar. and ttMitma Amtrkad humorist. Mur canting at;U for Uiera Congress Nc.2 Statistics 'me proven th only one-half ol u;c it cent of the speevlia made in Congress are lis tened to. A great many Congress men speak IN, but nut TO. Con gress. But every speech is published in the record. They send the rec ord br.ck hiime to show "What they told 'em up there in Washing ton." Now the people back home think Congress heard their "Lent" tell 'em this. Now, here is my scheme to strip speech making. A Hill reading as follows: "Congressional Record must not only contain sprech, but number of members, and nr.tnci who listened to speech, erti u h. " For instance: "Congressman Post Hole arose to a point of informa tion and spoke at length on, 'I Locarno a town, or is it a Treatv?' Length of speech, without wailing for applause, four hours, thirty-six minutes; attendance, Gout (Rep. N. Y.) : 'Unable to get out.' Sixty forty (Dcm. N. J.) : 'Case of reci procity, he listened to mine.' Low brow ( Rep. Mass.) : 'I was asleep, even the good speakers haven't woke me up.' " Now I claim that will stop torn iprech making. The minute it gets back home that "Lemmie" is talk ing to himsrlf up there, "Lemmie" will stop talking. You know why they won't listen to anybody up there? They have gone out to smoke, that's why, and vou know why thry've gone out to smoke? Whv, "Roll" Durham, of course. IT'S BETTER THAN ANY SPEECH EVER MADE. n ir?-4 P.S. There will be another piece in this paper Soon. Look (or it "Bull" piv Oa W lav la Durham Guaranteed by 1 1 1 Fifth Avenue, New York City LEXINGTON ECHOES Miss Voile Leathers who com pleted our high school course ut mid year eas b-en elected to tt ach 1 1st and 2ad granes ut Bouraman burinir the coning year. Miss Leathers has been taking a teach era training course at Monmouth On last Friday evening. Con irreiratioual Sabbath School stu dents pleased a nodly number with their presentation of the Earce Comedy "All A Mistake.". Miss N. Nelson of lleppnor accom par.ied by Miss Freerickson of Heppner and Mr. Harvey Miller assisted in the evenihtfs enter taainment by delihtfnl rtaninttH and vocal numbers. A neat sum will be added to a fund for uour for Near East Relief from the receipts of nbe evening. Events in the Lives of Little Men Mr. A. H, Fortner will leave Friday to acOept a mercantile po sition he formeiiy hed at Woscr. Mrs. Fortner and daughters will remain in Lexengton till the close of school. At the declamatory contest held in Lexington auditorium on Monday evening, the following are announced as winners: Division E. Orades 1, 2, 3, 4 Humorous: "What Tommy Dislikes,', Kenneth Akers. Dramatic: "Little Bov Blue". Irma Lane Div ision D; Grader 5, 6, 7. and 8 Humhronr; "A Telephone Couversation" Neva Warner. Dramatic: "Flossie" Beryl Anderson Division C. High School Humorous: "Hanging A Picture." Ruth Dingcs Division B; Dramatic "A Famine". Erma Duval). Division A Oratorical. The be Selected Choice lies between Eva Pad. berg end Elsie Tucker. Picnic season is ushered in lost Thursday. High School students accompanied by members of the Faculty will hie themselves to the mountains where they expect to have a feast and an all riav outing. Grade pupils are looking to an enjoyable day at some plea, i sant sport up Willow Creek. They have their teachera an chaperons. ''Wat. "60LD MHC Kodak Keeps the Trip Every sportsman wants pictures of his trip. He wants tnem to show tu his friends and to keen alive and green omc of the happiest days of his life. It's all easy with any Kodak, utiu as for conven ience some arc so small that you do not carry them you wear them, like a watch. You'll find our Kodak counter jut the place to select your picture-making: outfit. Always an ample stock of kodaks, ready for your selection. J 5 up, Dttf loping anj prinl'wi iht quality kmj Bullard'S Pharmacy The Kodak Store Bert Morey former Lexington! school student is here from Yak ima, Wash. Neil White has been spending I Soma (lava ninno- rolntivaa kr Mr. White ivei near Uk ah and expects to drive a herd of cattle 10 mountain pastures when he make- the return trip to Ukiah. Our High School bane ball leiim will play lone team on Fri day at lone and Condon comes to Lexington to meet our boys on Saturday. PIANO MUST BE SOLD Will sacrifice high-grade piano in storage near here forimmedi ate sale. Will give easy terms to established home. For full partic lars nd where it may be seen, ad drf sh Portland MusicCo., 227 Cth ! Street, Portland, Oregon. CRAIN BAGS? See Smith at The Farmer's Elevator. 15 & 15 cts. Remington The only portfble typewriter that is a real success. Bullard's Pharmacy, '. 'oaia iui jAti iikij; ri).m join jnj oj u.Hlo iiioiijihI fhmmlxd khj q) uioj; ii.im p,iKiu ;o arfifiiu JI(J UUJ1 llKKIUl ;o iKniV s.tinqj,n jiiii((i, nXtm 'uoK04 juj pjjilK nuil b,imii).-)o cudj; JUI(ltlK IUH KKHUllllMlll 'KIM UO H!(llOJ jTUAOi(l JU M.IUIIII IlMI PIANO FOR SALE NEAR IONE Beauiful high grade piano must be sold at once. Ladge Dia count and terms $10, mothly to reliable party. For Particulars write Cline Piano Co. 66 Front St. Portland, Ore. i!l!!!l!l!lllllini!l!IISIillllllllll!l!I!i!llll!!lll!lllllllll!llll!llllll i lone Independent 1 E3 eg JOB PRINT I Good WorK and Reasonable Prices M ll!lllll!l!!llll!lllllllllilll!H!i!!llII!!llllil!l!i!lli!ll!llill!l!llil!l -o o- The big IDEA just now is not fuel but FOR SALE I One nine foot Deering ! Combine with motor. In fair shape, a bargain and the RIGHT terms. Combine near lone. Karl L. Beach Lexington, Ore. SACK 15 &.15icts. Before you buy see Smith at the Farmer's Elevator. KIIMin MMI.SIMMMHII MIMIIMMMH