Tires & Tubes Of The Best
Quality
Oils, Grease & Supplies
INDEPENDENT GARAGE
See me before sending away' fori
your Tires. I can give you a real
bargain in tires and tubes.
E. R. Lundcll Proprietor
The Garage where you get
r HT'ii a r tt
m service vvun a anao
ie
Coming to
The Dalles and Pendleton
Dr. Mellenthin
Specialist
In liitt'ruiil M.'iliclue (or the
past twelve yearn
DOES NOT OPERATE
Will be in the Dalles on Mon
day May 17 , at the Dalles
Hotel.
And in Pendleton, Tuesday,
May 18, at the Dorion Hotel.
Office Hours, 10.00 A.M
to 4:00 P.M.
ONE DAY ONLY
No Charge for Consultation
Dr. Mollctltln In a rt'tfiiliir gradu
ate in medicine and aursery and Ik
llwnwd ly the state of Oregon, He
doe not operate for chronic appen
dlcltta, gall atouen, ulcer ofatom
ach, totmlla or adenoldn.
He has to hU credit wonderful re
autta lu dlM'Hw of the Htonmch. liver
bowel, bood, skin, nerve, heart
aldney. Madder, bed wetting, cat
arrh, weak lungM, rliuinatlHtu. acliif
fca, leg uleern nud rectal ailment.
ltelow are the name of a few of
bli many mi Untied patients in (ire.
lira. V. J. Martin, Moro, high blood
preKHiire.
lira. Peter Vetburg, Colton,
tomaclir trouble.
Mr. Halvur NeUrin, Chinook Wn.
goitre.
Martin JorgeHon, Axtorlu. nerve
trouble.
ilt Chrla HatiHon, Chinook, Wn..
bowel trouble and neurit U.
Mr. JameH Ellin, Coiullle, gn!
stone and colltin.
James Sueim, Lnkenlle, ulcer o(
touiarhe,
J. K. Jciikl'm, Kllvrt ton, clrciiln
tory trouble.
Kemeiuler the above date. Hint
coimultation on thlntrip In free ami
that lila treatment In difu-retit.
iIurrled women in tint be accom
panied by their liUHbandH.
Addrexa : 11 Bradbury Hliljt.,
Lo AngeliM, California.
BUT HIS GUESTS D D
"So you had a liou e full during the
IiuIIiIii.vk? Did you Imve a flu,,
time?"
"No; but our guentti illil."
A Waterman's pen will write
a poem or an essay, a contract or
check, without changing; gears.
Bullakd's Pharmacy
For Sale
Holt,20 foot, motor Combine.
Good shape.
Troy Bogard, Eight Mile, Ore.
Talk win Cole at the Elevator
before contracting your wheat.
WANTED
A stallion to take care of for
the next two or three months.
1 can take care of a horse at a
very moderate price.
I have a good barn, Rood waiter
and a good stand, and have had
several years experience with
horses.
William Windsor,
lone, Oregon
STRAYED
From my place near Morgan,
about three weeks ago one four
ye&r old black filly, weight about
1,000 pounds.
A liberal reward will be paid
for information as to her wherea
bouts will be paid by
John Gray, Morgan, Ore. ,
FOKCOUNTY COMMISSIONER
1 hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the nomination as
counnty commissioner, subject to
the will of the Democratic voters
of Morrow County at the prima-,
ries, May 21, 192G.
Charles B. Cox.
t Paid Advertisement i
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
1 herebv announce myself a
candidate for the office ofCoun
ty Commissioner, subject to the
decision of the Republicans of
Morrow county at the May prima
r ies.
G. A. BLEAKMAN.
(Present Incumbent),
(Paid Adv.) Ilardman, Ore.
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the office of Trea
surer of Morrow County, subject
to the pleasure of the voters of
the Republican party at the pri
maries on May 21st.
I lhank my many Morrow
County lriends for their support
and confidence in the past and
hope to merit their support and
confidence in the future.
Leon W. Briggg
(I'ald AhcertlKciueiit)
Get Plenty of It
"I ncd num. xT' Ue,"
Rrmarrnd III HUvyx-n,
"flu I think I'll mroll ou
And rfodve mne llivvt-m.'
What It Wet
Lui'jr (nrelily) 1)ii ynti nve met
l''re(l (with fervor) Mnilly,
"VVntild you die for me?"
'Kr no. MIiio'm un undying love.'
Alt for Her
"When you huve nn iinnimcnt at
your houiv, due your wife tuke putt?"
"Kg, alio tukea all of 1L"
Mr. Cud Well, I deehire, aome one
hua aent nit a pretumtl
BULL'S EYE
Ec'itjrand QtntrttlMenactr
WIU.ROCC.ft!! 7
Another "Butt" TWhtm id
VMtiMiucnt by Will Kopr,
ZieiteM Follin anil screen
ar. and ttMitma Amtrkad
humorist. Mur canting
at;U for Uiera
Congress
Nc.2
Statistics 'me proven th only
one-half ol u;c it cent of the
speevlia made in Congress are lis
tened to. A great many Congress
men speak IN, but nut TO. Con
gress. But every speech is published
in the record. They send the rec
ord br.ck hiime to show "What
they told 'em up there in Washing
ton." Now the people back home
think Congress heard their "Lent"
tell 'em this.
Now, here is my scheme to strip
speech making. A Hill reading as
follows: "Congressional Record
must not only contain sprech, but
number of members, and nr.tnci
who listened to speech, erti u h. "
For instance: "Congressman Post
Hole arose to a point of informa
tion and spoke at length on, 'I
Locarno a town, or is it a Treatv?'
Length of speech, without wailing
for applause, four hours, thirty-six
minutes; attendance, Gout (Rep.
N. Y.) : 'Unable to get out.' Sixty
forty (Dcm. N. J.) : 'Case of reci
procity, he listened to mine.' Low
brow ( Rep. Mass.) : 'I was asleep,
even the good speakers haven't
woke me up.' "
Now I claim that will stop torn
iprech making. The minute it gets
back home that "Lemmie" is talk
ing to himsrlf up there, "Lemmie"
will stop talking.
You know why they won't listen
to anybody up there? They have
gone out to smoke, that's why, and
vou know why thry've gone out to
smoke? Whv, "Roll" Durham, of
course. IT'S BETTER THAN
ANY SPEECH EVER MADE.
n ir?-4
P.S. There will be another piece
in this paper Soon. Look (or it
"Bull"
piv Oa W lav la
Durham
Guaranteed by
1 1 1 Fifth Avenue, New York City
LEXINGTON ECHOES
Miss Voile Leathers who com
pleted our high school course ut
mid year eas b-en elected to tt ach
1 1st and 2ad granes ut Bouraman
burinir the coning year. Miss
Leathers has been taking a teach
era training course at Monmouth
On last Friday evening. Con
irreiratioual Sabbath School stu
dents pleased a nodly number
with their presentation of the
Earce Comedy "All A Mistake.".
Miss N. Nelson of lleppnor accom
par.ied by Miss Freerickson of
Heppner and Mr. Harvey Miller
assisted in the evenihtfs enter
taainment by delihtfnl rtaninttH
and vocal numbers. A neat sum
will be added to a fund for uour
for Near East Relief from the
receipts of nbe evening.
Events in the Lives of Little Men
Mr. A. H, Fortner will leave
Friday to acOept a mercantile po
sition he formeiiy hed at Woscr.
Mrs. Fortner and daughters will
remain in Lexengton till the
close of school.
At the declamatory contest
held in Lexington auditorium on
Monday evening, the following
are announced as winners:
Division E. Orades 1, 2, 3, 4
Humorous:
"What Tommy Dislikes,',
Kenneth Akers.
Dramatic: "Little Bov Blue".
Irma Lane
Div ision D; Grader 5, 6, 7. and 8
Humhronr;
"A Telephone Couversation"
Neva Warner.
Dramatic: "Flossie"
Beryl Anderson
Division C. High School
Humorous: "Hanging A Picture."
Ruth Dingcs
Division B; Dramatic
"A Famine".
Erma Duval).
Division A Oratorical.
The be Selected
Choice lies between Eva Pad.
berg end Elsie Tucker.
Picnic season is ushered in lost
Thursday. High School students
accompanied by members of the
Faculty will hie themselves to
the mountains where they expect
to have a feast and an all riav
outing. Grade pupils are looking
to an enjoyable day at some plea, i
sant sport up Willow Creek.
They have their teachera an
chaperons.
''Wat.
"60LD MHC
Kodak Keeps the Trip
Every sportsman wants pictures of his trip. He
wants tnem to show tu his friends and to keen alive
and green omc of the happiest days of his life.
It's all easy with any Kodak, utiu as for conven
ience some arc so small that you do not carry them
you wear them, like a watch.
You'll find our Kodak counter jut the place to select your
picture-making: outfit. Always an ample stock of kodaks, ready
for your selection. J 5 up,
Dttf loping anj prinl'wi iht
quality kmj
Bullard'S Pharmacy
The Kodak Store
Bert Morey former Lexington!
school student is here from Yak
ima, Wash.
Neil White has been spending
I Soma (lava ninno- rolntivaa kr
Mr. White ivei near Uk ah and
expects to drive a herd of cattle
10 mountain pastures when he
make- the return trip to Ukiah.
Our High School bane ball
leiim will play lone team on Fri
day at lone and Condon comes to
Lexington to meet our boys on
Saturday.
PIANO MUST BE SOLD
Will sacrifice high-grade piano
in storage near here forimmedi
ate sale. Will give easy terms to
established home. For full partic
lars nd where it may be seen, ad
drf sh Portland MusicCo., 227 Cth !
Street, Portland, Oregon.
CRAIN BAGS?
See Smith at The Farmer's
Elevator. 15 & 15 cts.
Remington
The only portfble typewriter
that is a real success.
Bullard's Pharmacy, '.
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PIANO FOR SALE
NEAR IONE
Beauiful high grade piano
must be sold at once. Ladge Dia
count and terms $10, mothly to
reliable party. For Particulars
write Cline Piano Co. 66 Front
St.
Portland, Ore.
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The big
IDEA
just now is not fuel but
FOR SALE I
One nine foot Deering !
Combine with motor. In fair
shape, a bargain and the
RIGHT terms. Combine near
lone.
Karl L. Beach
Lexington, Ore.
SACK
15 &.15icts.
Before you buy see
Smith
at the
Farmer's
Elevator.
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