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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 13, 1921)
!'.( I i I i. T11K tiAKTTK-TlMKS. HKITXKR. OKF.dOX, THURSDAY, OCT. AMERICAN OWNS SMALLEST AIR PLANE f t s 5 EE EE EE it Mil lift! lit 11 After 500 Miles Drain and Refill Their you luive the first of the two most impor Uv.t ruit-s for motor safety. The second is fill :tb the very best oil you rati buy call here r.nd ret the correct weight of IPl';, I I Get tQAetYx-rJ j Puritan Oils carried in all weights, making an oil fcr every car, truck and tractor. All accessories for Ford cars always in stock. A CARLOAD OF FORD CARS ARRIVED THIS WEEK. YOURS IS HERE. Try Us for Service Latourell Auto Co. Heppner, Oregon p I r'AJ 4 t a I ' "2 ft-' to--. .... ' - gJlBJWW. trin m. " " " Cg Poem tetJ Uncle John " W M ,m,m . ,. " It is only 17 foot wtd and weighs only 1 .0541 pouml' The owner is Fred Clarke (in the inuUlc), an American pilot The name of the machine is "Jail-Bait." and Clarke has driven her at the rate vi 14) miles an hour. Also he has risen in "Jail-Bait"' to a height of 20.000 feet, nearly lour miles. Nation's Most Solemn ! Military Funeral Will Be Held Armistice Day r,r Unidentified Enlisted Be America's Tribute To Heroie Dead. '.nhin-!on. Oct. 10. -The most impressive and solemn funeral in the One Dollar The Auto Repair Shop wishes to announce that our work on big cars will be ONE DOLLAR per hour instead of $1.50 per hour, as you formerly paid for your car repairing. CONTRACT PRICES ON FORD WORK Estimates Cheerfully Given All Work Guaranteed Fell Bros. One Block East of Hotel SHOW m a- man that CAM CUT A HE INTO . ' FIVE p:ece3. history of the United States will be that he'ii in Washington and at Ar lington Cemetery, November 11th, the third anniversary of the signing of the Armistice. This funeral cere mony will mark the burial of an un identified enlisted man. one of the j 4.765.071 served in the United EE i States armed forces during the world EE ' war- EE The military honors accorded this I unknown soldier will be those pre EE ! scribed for one of the rank of a gen eral . B-.dy Must Be Unknown. The Quartermaster General of the United States anr.v is charged di- E5 1 rectly with the responsibility of se rs Meeting the bo.iv from among the un E I identified American dead in France. EE ! Under order- of the War depart- intent, the selection must be made so 55! as to preclude any possibility of fu rs ' ture identification as to the name, j:!the rank, organization or service of EE! the unknown dead or the battlefield rn'upon which he fell. The Ouarter- ! master General will deliver the bodvithe national guard. The cortege will to representatives ot tne American, De neaoea ry tne united states ma in state in the rotunda throughout the i will rneet the remains at the amphi- day of November 10th and until the hour of 9 A. M. November 11th. Impressive Military Cortege. At that hour the body will be moved to the amphitheatre at the Ar lington National Cemetery. The body will be escorted by a battalion of U. S. field artillery, a squadron of U. S. cavalry, a combat regiment of troops composed oirone battalion of U. S. infantry, one battalion of U. S. sail ors and marines and one batallion of tele Mitts tMv IS, l i V .army and navy at the port of Havre. France. At that port it will be taken : in chnrre bv a Pear Admiral of the :navy and transported in the United States cruiser "Olympia" to the Washington navv vards, where it will rine band. The pallbearers will con sist of eight general officers of the theatre at Arlington National Ceme tery and deliver an oration in com memoration of America's dead in the world war. Whole Nation to be Silent. In accordance with a proclamation vet to be issued bv the President of line uiiiieu cuaies, an industries anu activities of all kinds within the con tinental limits of the United States will cease from 12 o'clock noon to 12:02 P. M Eastern time, Nov. 11, during which two minutes all citizens of the United States will be request ed to assemble in places of worship to do honor in memory of the dead. In addition to the military escort the following persons will be invited to attend: (a) All living members of the Medal of Honor; (b) One rep resentative for every 10,000 enlisted men of the World war, such icpre sentatives to be selected by the gov ernors of states and territories; (c) one member of the American Legion from each state and territory; (d) 1 member from each of the other per manent war veteran societies and or ganizations; (e) One officer and one enlisted man from each arm and ser vice of the army and navy. President to Deliver Oration. At the amphitheater, where the President of the United States will deliver the funeral address, will be diplomatic corps and representatives of the military and naval forces of every nation represented in Wash ington, with special honor accorded to those who represent the allied na tions with which the United States was associated in the World war. In addition there will be the for eign delegations which will have, by that time, assembled here to attend the conference for the limitation of armaments. It was intended to open TOO QUICK TO LET GO. When I set on the porch after sun down, An' quietly puff at my cob, .My mind sorter dwells on the feller That works hisself out of a job. The feller that growls at his pittance. An' envies the man that has more, There ain't a blame thing he encoun ters Hut touches a spot w here he's sore. He don't enjoy stretchin' the traces, Ner champin' his teeth on the bits. An' so, like a blame balky critter, lie humps a few times an' jes' quits. I You can search every spot in crea tion, I An' you'll find what I tell you is so, The most ondependahle Yahoo Is the man that's too quick to let Then, give me the man that s a stay er, No matter how humble his lot, -W'ho never complains at misfortune, Ner pines at the little lie's got. A hoarded dollar is a slacker dollar. A dollar not at work is almost as truly a drain upon a com munity as an idle man.-FwM. Vanderlip Every dollar you have depos ited in our savings depart ment, earning interesl, adds just that much to your income and to your personal earning power. FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS NATIONAL BANK Heppner Oregon arrive on November P. 1021. after route of march from the capitol to dark. At the Washington navy yard j the cemetery will be lined on both Jie hodv vill he received by a major; sides by I nited States regular in general of the United States armyfantry stationed at an average dis and a honor guard and borne to the tance of one man to every five yards United States capitol whee it will lie The President of the United States ! -. . r-. . J P j ttllllUll t IS. 11 W oio f c. T, that conference at noon November II ai.-; ui wis. Liiiitu jiaics navy. 111c . p . . . . bodv itself will be borne on a caisson ; "t.on f Arm,sce day, draped with the American flag. Theu this p a" has hecn .chaned ,n of the unidentified enlisted soldier. fi J f - rl V -J H Rear Admiral Newton A. McCully," United States Navy'is a bach !'ir. When the people o( the Crimea fled en masse last winter before ha Russian Red Butchers, thousands of children were left without par nts. McCully's ship was at Sebastapol, and he picked up the six ut's shown above He brought them to America on his ship, and has ally .i.lopt'-'l them. They arc shown going to school in Washington, in re liachelor McCully has set up a home at last for himself and them. who stands as a symbol and type of all American men who made the su preme sacrifice during the World war. SMILE AWHILE j Keeping Up With Him. "You ought to have a chauffeur. Cant you afford one?" "I might afford the chauffeur." re plied Mr. Chugizins. "Rut I couldn't afford the kind of a car he'd want to take his friends out riding in." Washington Star. Too Full Fob Utterance. "When Parson Goodleigh tried to start his flivver he choked the engine off three times in succes'-ion." "Ha! Did he make any remarks appropriate to the occasion?" "No, he didn't, hut he didn't have exactly the same kind of expression on his face he wears when he says, 'Let us pray.' Birmingham Age Herald. It's His, Though. "I suppose you get a great deal of pleasure out of your car?" "No, I can't say that I do." "What's the trouble?" "The car's all richt. but Mondav is HOME SWEET HOME by F. Parks tm 1 I " " 1 r .--. V.AS THAT TOD I x9tv fVittING THAT H NOISE ?? 9 YEAH" I WAS JUST KICKING MY POOT- BALL ABOUND I' J I i I TM' VERY IDEA OF KICKING f j J WELL- YOU'RE A1VOTYS KICKING 1 THAT ABOOT IN TH' HOUit ! ABOUT SOMETHING IN Tfi' HOUSE 1 Mrf mother's day to drive it; on Tuesday, the girls want it; Wednesday, 1 promised to let the boy have it, and Friday and Saturday it has to go in for repairs. Sunday, if I am very good they let me drive myself." Detroit Free Press. Nature's Harmonies. "Oh, what heavenly music," ex claimed the fair summer boarder. "I didn't know you had a jazz band out here in the country." "We ain't got no kind of a band," replied the farmer. "That noise you hear is pigs calling for their supper." .Veil' Yirfc Sun. He Had His Doubts. An elderly man was persuaded by one of his sons to go with him to a boxing exhibition. The son paid for two $2 seats. "Now, dad," said the son joyfully, "you'll see more excitement for your $2 than you've ever seen in your life be'ore." "I've got my doubts about that," he said gloomily. "Two dollars was all I paid for my marriage license." London Weekly Telegraph. Bt'T Once That Way. The well-dressed man who smiled in the door-way was plainly a book salesman. The woman of the house sensed that such was his calling. She greeted him rather icily. ".Madam." he said politely, "I am selling a volatile, a single volume, which I think will interest you. May I not -" "No books," she said firmly. "Pos itively none. I am not interested in any books." "Ah. not any books, possibly, hut this particular book of mine is the only one of Its kind in the world. It is only J t and worth many times as much to its owner. May I not-" "No!" snapped the woman. "I wouldn't buv it at any price. I am tired of opening my door and find- j ing an agent standing there waiting j to sell me something. "I thought as much, my dear mad am, and that is why I hoped to sell you " "I am not interested" "I shall never come this way attain for I knock hut oncethen pass on forever. The title of this volume is How tn Get Rid of an Agent Without Buying. Yes, indeed, madam, $4 is correct. I thank you! Good morn ing." Wayside Tales. Alto Intoxication. "You discharged your new sales man?" "Yes, he's not suited for the auto mobile business." "How's that?" "He tried to sell a $7000 car to a school teacher."-Birmingham Age Herald. Cold Storage. It is a solid fact that a man should never apologize to a woman. Apol ogies, instead of softening women, harden them in their self-righteous conceit. An old woman lay dying.' Her hus band, kneeling at the bedside, said brokenly: "My love, all the harsh and unkind words i have ever used to you I now take hack." At this the old woman's brow darkened and in her weak voice she said: "No, you don't. 1 know you. You want to use them all over again in case I get well." -Boston Globe. Times Are Chanced. Standing in the aisle of a crowded street car two colored youths en gaged in conversation. "F.ph Lightfoot ain't wearin' any silk shirts no more." "Ah'll say he ain't." "An' he is shinin' his own shoes, too." "Ah'll say he is." "An' he ain't runnin' no flivver no more." "Ah'll say he ain't." "An' you 'member dat twenty dol lar gold piece he used to wear on his watch chain?" "Ah'll say I do." "Well, he's done changed it foah a Lincoln penny."- Youngstotvn Telegram. WROTE A STORY AND IS NOW RICH Li -.wvj This is Mrs. Olive Phillips o( I.oj Angeles. Five years no she was poor. Then she wrote a Mory that brought her a prize. U'lth the money she bought a rural rooming .house. She has prospered until now she has a great apartment hotel, and is well on the way to a fortune of a million PROUD OF YOUR FARM? NAME IT AND PATENT IT Washington, Oct. 10 - Secretary Wallace of the Department of Agri culture has sent out a notice that he hopes will come to the attention of all farmers proud of their farm de velopment. He wants them to know that they can patent the name of their farms and so establish a patent ed standard of quality for their pro duce. The United States patent olfice re cently approved and published in the Patent Office Gazette a trademark covering "Hawkeye," the name of an Iowa farm owned by Led C. Willits, breeder of pure bred hogs, cattle and sheep. He is the first stockman and probably the first farmer, Secretary Wallace says, to obtain a United States trademark for his farm. If a farmer uses his farm name and trade mark as part of his selling operations the trademark protects the owner of the farm in interstate commerce. Several states have laws which au thorize the registration of farm names with the state authorities, but a trademark registered by the gov ernment protects the use of the farm name outside of the state in which the farm is located. CAPTAINS OF LABOR AND CAPITAL ;toiilHIMllllll- MM Ml " ""I HIIW ftMMit The above photograph was taken at the unemployment conference in ashington. It shows Samutl Gompers (on left) standing side by side .ith Charles M. Schwab, the country'! greatest steel magnate..