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Drain and Refill
Their you luive the first of the two most impor
Uv.t ruit-s for motor safety. The second is fill
:tb the very best oil you rati buy call here
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Puritan Oils carried in all weights, making
an oil fcr every car, truck and tractor.
All accessories for Ford cars always in stock.
A CARLOAD OF FORD CARS ARRIVED
THIS WEEK. YOURS IS HERE.
Try Us for Service
Latourell Auto Co.
Heppner, Oregon
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It is only 17 foot wtd and weighs only 1 .0541 pouml' The owner is Fred Clarke (in the inuUlc),
an American pilot The name of the machine is "Jail-Bait." and Clarke has driven her at the rate vi 14)
miles an hour. Also he has risen in "Jail-Bait"' to a height of 20.000 feet, nearly lour miles.
Nation's Most Solemn
! Military Funeral Will
Be Held Armistice Day
r,r Unidentified Enlisted
Be America's Tribute
To Heroie Dead.
'.nhin-!on. Oct. 10. -The most
impressive and solemn funeral in the
One Dollar
The Auto Repair Shop wishes to announce that
our work on big cars will be ONE DOLLAR per
hour instead of $1.50 per hour, as you formerly
paid for your car repairing.
CONTRACT PRICES ON FORD WORK
Estimates Cheerfully Given
All Work Guaranteed
Fell Bros.
One Block East of Hotel
SHOW m a- man that
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history of the United States will be
that he'ii in Washington and at Ar
lington Cemetery, November 11th,
the third anniversary of the signing
of the Armistice. This funeral cere
mony will mark the burial of an un
identified enlisted man. one of the
j 4.765.071 served in the United
EE i States armed forces during the world
EE ' war-
EE The military honors accorded this
I unknown soldier will be those pre
EE ! scribed for one of the rank of a gen
eral .
B-.dy Must Be Unknown.
The Quartermaster General of the
United States anr.v is charged di-
E5 1 rectly with the responsibility of se
rs Meeting the bo.iv from among the un
E I identified American dead in France.
EE ! Under order- of the War depart-
intent, the selection must be made so
55! as to preclude any possibility of fu
rs ' ture identification as to the name,
j:!the rank, organization or service of
EE! the unknown dead or the battlefield
rn'upon which he fell. The Ouarter-
! master General will deliver the bodvithe national guard. The cortege will
to representatives ot tne American, De neaoea ry tne united states ma
in state in the rotunda throughout the i will rneet the remains at the amphi-
day of November 10th and until the
hour of 9 A. M. November 11th.
Impressive Military Cortege.
At that hour the body will be
moved to the amphitheatre at the Ar
lington National Cemetery. The body
will be escorted by a battalion of U.
S. field artillery, a squadron of U. S.
cavalry, a combat regiment of troops
composed oirone battalion of U. S.
infantry, one battalion of U. S. sail
ors and marines and one batallion of
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.army and navy at the port of Havre.
France. At that port it will be taken
: in chnrre bv a Pear Admiral of the
:navy and transported in the United
States cruiser "Olympia" to the
Washington navv vards, where it will
rine band. The pallbearers will con
sist of eight general officers of the
theatre at Arlington National Ceme
tery and deliver an oration in com
memoration of America's dead in
the world war.
Whole Nation to be Silent.
In accordance with a proclamation
vet to be issued bv the President of
line uiiiieu cuaies, an industries anu
activities of all kinds within the con
tinental limits of the United States
will cease from 12 o'clock noon to
12:02 P. M Eastern time, Nov. 11,
during which two minutes all citizens
of the United States will be request
ed to assemble in places of worship
to do honor in memory of the dead.
In addition to the military escort
the following persons will be invited
to attend: (a) All living members
of the Medal of Honor; (b) One rep
resentative for every 10,000 enlisted
men of the World war, such icpre
sentatives to be selected by the gov
ernors of states and territories; (c)
one member of the American Legion
from each state and territory; (d) 1
member from each of the other per
manent war veteran societies and or
ganizations; (e) One officer and one
enlisted man from each arm and ser
vice of the army and navy.
President to Deliver Oration.
At the amphitheater, where the
President of the United States will
deliver the funeral address, will be
diplomatic corps and representatives
of the military and naval forces of
every nation represented in Wash
ington, with special honor accorded
to those who represent the allied na
tions with which the United States
was associated in the World war.
In addition there will be the for
eign delegations which will have, by
that time, assembled here to attend
the conference for the limitation of
armaments. It was intended to open
TOO QUICK TO LET GO.
When I set on the porch after sun
down, An' quietly puff at my cob,
.My mind sorter dwells on the feller
That works hisself out of a job.
The feller that growls at his pittance.
An' envies the man that has more,
There ain't a blame thing he encoun
ters Hut touches a spot w here he's sore.
He don't enjoy stretchin' the traces,
Ner champin' his teeth on the bits.
An' so, like a blame balky critter,
lie humps a few times an' jes'
quits.
I You can search every spot in crea
tion, I An' you'll find what I tell you is so,
The most ondependahle Yahoo
Is the man that's too quick to let
Then, give me the man that s a stay
er, No matter how humble his lot, -W'ho
never complains at misfortune,
Ner pines at the little lie's got.
A hoarded dollar is
a slacker dollar. A
dollar not at work is
almost as truly a
drain upon a com
munity as an idle
man.-FwM. Vanderlip
Every dollar you have depos
ited in our savings depart
ment, earning interesl, adds
just that much to your income
and to your personal earning
power.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
Heppner
Oregon
arrive on November P. 1021. after route of march from the capitol to
dark. At the Washington navy yard j the cemetery will be lined on both
Jie hodv vill he received by a major; sides by I nited States regular in
general of the United States armyfantry stationed at an average dis
and a honor guard and borne to the tance of one man to every five yards
United States capitol whee it will lie The President of the United States
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oio f c. T, that conference at noon November II
ai.-; ui wis. Liiiitu jiaics navy. 111c . p . . . .
bodv itself will be borne on a caisson ; "t.on f Arm,sce day,
draped with the American flag. Theu this p a" has hecn .chaned ,n
of the unidentified enlisted soldier.
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Rear Admiral Newton A. McCully," United States Navy'is a bach
!'ir. When the people o( the Crimea fled en masse last winter before
ha Russian Red Butchers, thousands of children were left without par
nts. McCully's ship was at Sebastapol, and he picked up the six
ut's shown above He brought them to America on his ship, and has
ally .i.lopt'-'l them. They arc shown going to school in Washington,
in re liachelor McCully has set up a home at last for himself and them.
who stands as a symbol and type of
all American men who made the su
preme sacrifice during the World
war.
SMILE AWHILE j
Keeping Up With Him.
"You ought to have a chauffeur.
Cant you afford one?"
"I might afford the chauffeur." re
plied Mr. Chugizins. "Rut I couldn't
afford the kind of a car he'd want to
take his friends out riding in."
Washington Star.
Too Full Fob Utterance.
"When Parson Goodleigh tried to
start his flivver he choked the engine
off three times in succes'-ion."
"Ha! Did he make any remarks
appropriate to the occasion?"
"No, he didn't, hut he didn't have
exactly the same kind of expression
on his face he wears when he says,
'Let us pray.' Birmingham Age
Herald. It's His, Though.
"I suppose you get a great deal of
pleasure out of your car?"
"No, I can't say that I do."
"What's the trouble?"
"The car's all richt. but Mondav is
HOME
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1 THAT ABOOT IN TH' HOUit ! ABOUT SOMETHING IN Tfi' HOUSE 1 Mrf
mother's day to drive it; on Tuesday,
the girls want it; Wednesday, 1
promised to let the boy have it, and
Friday and Saturday it has to go in
for repairs. Sunday, if I am very
good they let me drive myself."
Detroit Free Press.
Nature's Harmonies.
"Oh, what heavenly music," ex
claimed the fair summer boarder.
"I didn't know you had a jazz band
out here in the country."
"We ain't got no kind of a band,"
replied the farmer. "That noise you
hear is pigs calling for their supper."
.Veil' Yirfc Sun.
He Had His Doubts.
An elderly man was persuaded by
one of his sons to go with him to a
boxing exhibition.
The son paid for two $2 seats.
"Now, dad," said the son joyfully,
"you'll see more excitement for your
$2 than you've ever seen in your life
be'ore."
"I've got my doubts about that,"
he said gloomily. "Two dollars was
all I paid for my marriage license."
London Weekly Telegraph.
Bt'T Once That Way.
The well-dressed man who smiled
in the door-way was plainly a book
salesman.
The woman of the house sensed
that such was his calling. She
greeted him rather icily.
".Madam." he said politely, "I am
selling a volatile, a single volume,
which I think will interest you. May
I not -"
"No books," she said firmly. "Pos
itively none. I am not interested in
any books."
"Ah. not any books, possibly, hut
this particular book of mine is the
only one of Its kind in the world.
It is only J t and worth many times
as much to its owner. May I not-"
"No!" snapped the woman. "I
wouldn't buv it at any price. I am
tired of opening my door and find- j
ing an agent standing there waiting j
to sell me something.
"I thought as much, my dear mad
am, and that is why I hoped to sell
you "
"I am not interested"
"I shall never come this way attain
for I knock hut oncethen pass on
forever. The title of this volume is
How tn Get Rid of an Agent Without
Buying. Yes, indeed, madam, $4 is
correct. I thank you! Good morn
ing." Wayside Tales.
Alto Intoxication.
"You discharged your new sales
man?" "Yes, he's not suited for the auto
mobile business."
"How's that?"
"He tried to sell a $7000 car to a
school teacher."-Birmingham Age
Herald. Cold Storage.
It is a solid fact that a man should
never apologize to a woman. Apol
ogies, instead of softening women,
harden them in their self-righteous
conceit.
An old woman lay dying.' Her hus
band, kneeling at the bedside, said
brokenly:
"My love, all the harsh and unkind
words i have ever used to you I now
take hack."
At this the old woman's brow
darkened and in her weak voice she
said:
"No, you don't. 1 know you. You
want to use them all over again in
case I get well." -Boston Globe.
Times Are Chanced.
Standing in the aisle of a crowded
street car two colored youths en
gaged in conversation.
"F.ph Lightfoot ain't wearin' any
silk shirts no more."
"Ah'll say he ain't."
"An' he is shinin' his own shoes,
too."
"Ah'll say he is."
"An' he ain't runnin' no flivver no
more."
"Ah'll say he ain't."
"An' you 'member dat twenty dol
lar gold piece he used to wear on his
watch chain?"
"Ah'll say I do."
"Well, he's done changed it foah a
Lincoln penny."- Youngstotvn Telegram.
WROTE A STORY AND
IS NOW RICH
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This is Mrs. Olive Phillips o( I.oj
Angeles. Five years no she was
poor. Then she wrote a Mory that
brought her a prize. U'lth the
money she bought a rural rooming
.house. She has prospered until now
she has a great apartment hotel, and
is well on the way to a fortune of a
million
PROUD OF YOUR FARM?
NAME IT AND PATENT IT
Washington, Oct. 10 - Secretary
Wallace of the Department of Agri
culture has sent out a notice that he
hopes will come to the attention of
all farmers proud of their farm de
velopment. He wants them to know
that they can patent the name of
their farms and so establish a patent
ed standard of quality for their pro
duce. The United States patent olfice re
cently approved and published in the
Patent Office Gazette a trademark
covering "Hawkeye," the name of an
Iowa farm owned by Led C. Willits,
breeder of pure bred hogs, cattle and
sheep. He is the first stockman and
probably the first farmer, Secretary
Wallace says, to obtain a United
States trademark for his farm. If a
farmer uses his farm name and trade
mark as part of his selling operations
the trademark protects the owner of
the farm in interstate commerce.
Several states have laws which au
thorize the registration of farm
names with the state authorities, but
a trademark registered by the gov
ernment protects the use of the farm
name outside of the state in which
the farm is located.
CAPTAINS OF LABOR AND CAPITAL
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The above photograph was taken at the unemployment conference in
ashington. It shows Samutl Gompers (on left) standing side by side
.ith Charles M. Schwab, the country'! greatest steel magnate..