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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1919)
THK G.UETTR-TIME8. HKH'XKH. OKtXlOX. I'tllTRSDAY, JAXVARY 9, 1W19. PAGE KltiKT The HEPPNER GARAGE Y Y Y v t V t V f Y Y Y Y t r THE machine and repair shops of this Garage are now in charge- of Messrs. RIVERS & ACKLEY, men who thoroughly understand the business. All accessories, tires and car sales business continued under old management. A LJB ERT BOWRER, Proprietor i Uncle Sam Says Gorporao ons F ost Get Their Busi ness oil a Gash Basis Market Day Auction Sale Fourth S'ltMrday of each Month at WE WISH TO EXTEND OUR THANKS TO OUR MANY PA TRONS FOR THE PAST YEAR. We hope to be able to serve you in a more efficient manner in the future. Owing to the demand of the Government for ready cash, we are forced to handle onr business to comply with their orders. Hereafter all accounts become due the first of each month. MOERO FAIR GROUNDS, HEPPNER The FAKMEKS' EXCHANGE of the Inland Empire has had so many requests tor the Sale that we have decided to make it a regular event at Heppner. If you have something to sell remember nothing too small nothing too large list early and get the advantage of adver tising. FOURTH SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH See our list of Stock Ranches, Wheat Farms and Summer Range for sale. We have two bargains in registered Stallions. . ' Do you want the latest information regarding INCOME TAX returns! W e have it. Come and see us. Phone or write. Farmers Exchange of the Inland Empire Rooms 5 and (i, Roberts Building. F. A. McMENAMIN, Auctioneer. F. R. BROWN, Manager. tane, the transatlantic territories; oi,i.. turn triimn- toytner tney iooh. mmi in . -r Tho triy treats tempted tli J$! tCTTltcJHoS to turn uieir & the ues Have YOU settled your subscription account yet? Fuel C. O. D. the Yard 1 Health and Prosperity to All. Yours to serve Turn-A Lum RSI mm LEXINGTON Atffi TEUT0XI8M TRIMMRD TO A "T" You may gay what you like about what won the-war, and maybe the debate will go ona hundred years, but the fact remains that the follow ing caustic arraignment of Teuton ism appeared on November and the Germans signed the armistice on the 11th. Facts are facts, and anybody tan draw his own conclusions. This remarkable document is-the work of Mr. Charles Dutton, of Montclair, X. J., and it appeared" in the Mont ttalr Times. Mr. Dutton is elghty oly old, yet is ranked as among the bent active corporation!; auditors In Ne York City. : In the follow Ing essay he acliieved tha task of writing a complete essay on "Teu tonisni," using no word that did not begin with a letter "t." The essay is as fellows: Truthful thinkers turniwr their thought to these trouhleocrs times trace the tributary terrors to Teu toulaiiu ' . To test this theorem the tale-teller ., tersely tolls this tragic tho truthfuf laie. LuraberCo. I IONB . I The Teutons turn their thought to treachery, to trickery, to tyranny. They transmit these three thought I types to transactions that testify to, the truth that the triplicate Teu-1 tonic traits transcend the Turk's top- i most tyrannous thought. j I technically, the Teutons them-1 ; selves think, tho truthfully told lisj , the Teutonic throne that thinks. ! The tenantry, the throne's toolw, ' truckle to the throne thought. I Tenantry talk takes the throne Ulk traiectorv.' the th talks; the tenantry timidly talk; these twin talks tally. Tne Teutonic throne, through their typographical text, through their lageblatt, tell the tenantry that their Teutonic traditions, their tech nical training, thulr tremendous trade, their theocratic theories, their grained troops thoroughly testify to ( their tenable Teutonic tranacend I ency. This tirade, toothsome to them selves, they trumpet to those ter- the the the the ritorteVthat . the ' Teutons tWin ,0 to tnr transatlantic' territory flwv I temper tfielr threat W kJL- J The transmarine territory's'' (m k.ii.j.18 lantaijzed the TeUtotll ireiore, to tame thertn utuuung Tommies, the Teutons tra erHea tne tnnrty tract 'twlxt two territories. There theirr troops thronged terraced towns; they trampled tillage; they tore to tn tenements, throwing the tenants to the tempest; they torpedoed the temples, turning tablutures to tin der; they terrified the toddling tots' they trailed the traditinnnt tvi,... through the thorough f. The Teutons' tyrannical 'fn...) terminated the tolerance; that the Teutons termed timidity. They tackled the tramping trodps' their terrific thrusts Teutons' trespassing till the terrl-'l tories, tolerant till Mien, took to1 themselves the task, to turn tt.il tyrannous tide.- f juseiuer lonea me transfflariftp the transcontinental, the transmon- iTzaT's .htened that tied the 'trustworthy territories together. &m They taxed their treasuries; they ggg . . j .l .1. tv.Wft- tnev iriui.eu mm tritr tactics; they tough ,iroui w thfiV te.f tnem vo ----- - fe . nt tnem io v"w" through the tangled terrane. nLi thoroughly tested they fu T mo i-, tared to tO . tnnnffraobv: to 'SB t irWP lh t.. to torpedo their 253 tackle ti T&ti&W . topB. mm larKets thfoUP tR8 tr tr time, 1 Thousands tendered tW fn3;S3 ;helr talents, themselves, to w iautcrbd troopa, to treat toffl Then transports, tripling tti 'f'"'Jw nigd, took these tnousana imtm il.owuuid to the trenches to test tfe 'teat on' trumpeted transcendency Y There they'll Urry till the Teu- Z . throne tumbles. m6 these thoroughbreds; trust Trust tmi tt,ct tn.i their trau .w t t their tested trend, their t. tenacity. .onRfnt-m Tfiiitnnic Trust them to t. t t,n. thought to turn tin . tflnirQ,- quillity; to trammel tr. . threatn- io tnwart tne treacherous 'ril. mgs to Teutonize this terres. Thoroughly trust them to nWiiae Teutonism's tiniest trace. N fUey'U taintlessly, totolly triumph. .m n :m n w ww n)r n.r ivw n rr. rttr. wvei n ir- mtv nr. ttwk hp, ninvni r rs vs. nanun. : wjkiMm FOR The New Year tef-' CARD OV THANKS. VVw desire to express our thanks for tlie aympathy and kindness shown by onr'fmany friends during our recent bereavement. MARY. E. RASMUS FRANK 0. RASMUS ORVILLB RASMUS. We extend hearty greetings. Your liberal patronage is ap predated, and We wish you bountiik 1 prosperity lor the Nt,WYEAR Albert usimn stepped in . on ua Tuesday and gladdened our hearts by a substantial deposit which guarantees his receiving the Q.-T. for'1919. Albeffls one among those who have fakeft the Gazette durin the most or its' existence, and Is ap preciated as an old'-tfme friend. Miss Mitbel Noyea and Mlea An. line Atnldon.. two nnnnlnr logohon of Heppner 'school; spent Sunday in Pendleton. s Gillian &Bs be usuuuuu I Y T Y X y Y t v f Y Y Y Y Y ? Y
