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The HEPPNER GARAGE
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THE machine and repair shops of this Garage are now in charge- of Messrs.
RIVERS & ACKLEY, men who thoroughly understand the business.
All accessories, tires and car sales business continued under old management.
A LJB ERT
BOWRER,
Proprietor
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Uncle Sam Says
Gorporao ons F ost Get Their Busi
ness oil a Gash Basis
Market Day Auction Sale
Fourth S'ltMrday of each Month at
WE WISH TO EXTEND OUR
THANKS TO OUR MANY PA
TRONS FOR THE PAST YEAR.
We hope to be able to serve you in a more
efficient manner in the future.
Owing to the demand of the Government
for ready cash, we are forced to handle onr
business to comply with their orders.
Hereafter all accounts become due the
first of each month.
MOERO
FAIR GROUNDS, HEPPNER
The FAKMEKS' EXCHANGE of the Inland Empire has had so many
requests tor the Sale that we have decided to make it a regular event
at Heppner. If you have something to sell remember nothing too
small nothing too large list early and get the advantage of adver
tising. FOURTH SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH
See our list of Stock Ranches, Wheat Farms and Summer Range for
sale. We have two bargains in registered Stallions. .
' Do you want the latest information regarding INCOME TAX returns!
W e have it. Come and see us. Phone or write.
Farmers Exchange of the Inland Empire
Rooms 5 and (i, Roberts Building.
F. A. McMENAMIN, Auctioneer. F. R. BROWN, Manager.
tane, the transatlantic territories;
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LEXINGTON Atffi
TEUT0XI8M TRIMMRD TO A "T"
You may gay what you like about
what won the-war, and maybe the
debate will go ona hundred years,
but the fact remains that the follow
ing caustic arraignment of Teuton
ism appeared on November and the
Germans signed the armistice on the
11th. Facts are facts, and anybody
tan draw his own conclusions. This
remarkable document is-the work of
Mr. Charles Dutton, of Montclair,
X. J., and it appeared" in the Mont
ttalr Times. Mr. Dutton is elghty
oly old, yet is ranked as among
the bent active corporation!; auditors
In Ne York City. : In the follow
Ing essay he acliieved tha task of
writing a complete essay on "Teu
tonisni," using no word that did not
begin with a letter "t." The essay is
as fellows:
Truthful thinkers turniwr their
thought to these trouhleocrs times
trace the tributary terrors to Teu
toulaiiu ' .
To test this theorem the tale-teller
., tersely tolls this tragic tho truthfuf
laie.
LuraberCo. I
IONB . I
The Teutons turn their thought to
treachery, to trickery, to tyranny.
They transmit these three thought I
types to transactions that testify to,
the truth that the triplicate Teu-1
tonic traits transcend the Turk's top- i
most tyrannous thought. j
I technically, the Teutons them-1
; selves think, tho truthfully told lisj
, the Teutonic throne that thinks. !
The tenantry, the throne's toolw, '
truckle to the throne thought. I
Tenantry talk takes the throne Ulk
traiectorv.' the th
talks; the tenantry timidly talk;
these twin talks tally.
Tne Teutonic throne, through their
typographical text, through their
lageblatt, tell the tenantry that
their Teutonic traditions, their tech
nical training, thulr tremendous
trade, their theocratic theories, their
grained troops thoroughly testify to
( their tenable Teutonic tranacend
I ency.
This tirade, toothsome to them
selves, they trumpet to those ter-
the
the
the
the
ritorteVthat . the ' Teutons tWin ,0
to tnr transatlantic' territory flwv
I temper tfielr threat W kJL- J
The transmarine territory's'' (m
k.ii.j.18 lantaijzed the TeUtotll
ireiore, to tame thertn
utuuung Tommies, the Teutons tra
erHea tne tnnrty tract 'twlxt
two territories.
There theirr troops thronged
terraced towns; they trampled
tillage; they tore to tn
tenements, throwing the tenants to
the tempest; they torpedoed the
temples, turning tablutures to tin
der; they terrified the toddling tots'
they trailed the traditinnnt tvi,...
through the thorough f.
The Teutons' tyrannical 'fn...)
terminated the
tolerance; that the Teutons termed
timidity.
They tackled the tramping trodps'
their terrific thrusts
Teutons' trespassing till the terrl-'l
tories, tolerant till Mien, took to1
themselves the task, to turn tt.il
tyrannous tide.- f
juseiuer lonea me transfflariftp
the transcontinental, the transmon-
iTzaT's
.htened that tied the 'trustworthy
territories together. &m
They taxed their treasuries; they ggg
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tritr tactics; they tough
,iroui w thfiV
te.f tnem vo ----- - fe
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through the tangled terrane.
nLi thoroughly tested they fu
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tared to tO . tnnnffraobv: to 'SB
t irWP lh t.. to torpedo their 253
tackle ti T&ti&W . topB. mm
larKets thfoUP tR8 tr tr time, 1
Thousands tendered tW fn3;S3
;helr talents, themselves, to w
iautcrbd troopa, to treat toffl
Then transports, tripling tti 'f'"'Jw
nigd, took these tnousana imtm
il.owuuid to the trenches to test tfe
'teat on' trumpeted transcendency
Y There they'll Urry till the Teu-
Z . throne tumbles.
m6 these thoroughbreds; trust
Trust tmi tt,ct tn.i
their trau .w t t their tested
trend, their t.
tenacity. .onRfnt-m Tfiiitnnic
Trust them to t. t t,n.
thought to turn tin . tflnirQ,-
quillity; to trammel tr. . threatn-
io tnwart tne treacherous 'ril.
mgs to Teutonize this terres.
Thoroughly trust them to
nWiiae Teutonism's tiniest trace. N
fUey'U taintlessly, totolly triumph.
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FOR
The New Year
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CARD OV THANKS.
VVw desire to express our thanks
for tlie aympathy and kindness shown
by onr'fmany friends during our
recent bereavement.
MARY. E. RASMUS
FRANK 0. RASMUS
ORVILLB RASMUS.
We extend hearty greetings.
Your liberal patronage is ap
predated, and We wish you
bountiik 1 prosperity lor the
Nt,WYEAR
Albert usimn stepped in . on ua
Tuesday and gladdened our hearts
by a substantial deposit which
guarantees his receiving the Q.-T.
for'1919. Albeffls one among those
who have fakeft the Gazette durin
the most or its' existence, and Is ap
preciated as an old'-tfme friend.
Miss Mitbel Noyea and Mlea An.
line Atnldon.. two nnnnlnr logohon
of Heppner 'school; spent Sunday in
Pendleton.
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Gillian &Bs
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