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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 3, 1888)
TELEGRAPHIC; Epilese of the Principal Erati Attraetisg Pablie Interest Now COAST CULLINGS. Devoted Principally to Washington Teiritcry and California, Twenty thousand acies in Douglas county, 111., are Under water. It In reported that Ediaon has sold his interest in the phonograph for $1,000,000 to a New York man. Near Parkersburg, W. Va., a boy was mistaken for a ground hog and fatally shot. Some of the bedding of Arkansas conyicts.it is asserted, has not been washed or cleaned in four years. England is haying a summer worth mentioning. Snow has been falling tli is month in the suburbs of London. Three million dollars, it is now said, is the extent of the loss by the floods in Pennsylvania and West Virginia. Will Houghton was hanged at Winston, N. C, for the murder of a negro woman. Edward Deacons, a tramp who had nmrdered Mrs. Ada Stone because she refused him food, was hanged at Rochester, N. Y. Kiippendorf, Dittman & Co.'s fac tory at Cincinnati, O., was destroyed by fire. Loss, $310,000: insurance, f 161,000. Charles H. Wright, of the Detroit postoffice, who has been supposed to have been stealing letters for the past thirteen years, has just been arrested. A sailboat containing four young men was upset in a squall on the lake opposite ISorthwood, Minn., and its oc cupants drowned. King Humbert's palace at Rome contains two thousand rooms, but the King and his family occupy only 125 of them. 1 he Mormon - hierarchy is said to pay Mr. A. M. Gibson a salary of jflU.UUU a year to look after the mter- ess of Zion at Washington. lue department ot state has in formation that incendiary fires at Port-au-Prince destroyed about one' fifth of the town including many of the public buildings. ine roisora neirs, one ot wnom is Mrs. Cleveland, have filed a petition for a partition of their several interests in fifty lots in Omaha, valued at fceveral hundred thousand dollars. A party of fourteen lumbermen were drowned on Mattawan river, Quebec. The lumbermen were drunk and in attempting to run the rapids their canoe was overturned and all hands perished. The boss aligator hunter of Welaka, Fla., is L. A. Morris, he having killed last week twenty-three good-sized ones, which net with teeth, hide and carcass, about $1 50 each. He also bagged thirty-six small ones. Henry Romas was stabbed to death by Theodore Sutter, at Chicago, 111. The murdered man had been keeping company with Sutter's sister and thereby incurred the displeasure of the brother. A collision occurred on the Norfolk fc Western road, near Lynchburg, Va., between two freights, killing both en gineers, one fireman and five of the crews. The loss of property is f 100,-CO0. Two photographers who went out to get & photograph of a wrecked train on the Burlington road, were set upon by a mob of strikers and severely beaten. Ihe photographic instru ments were smashed. A passenger train on the Milwaukee road, struck a cow near Red V ing, Minn., and three cars went down an embankment. W. O. Clark, of Hur ley, Wis., was crushed to death, and two ladies were injured, one having a leg broken. Carriages containing a weddin? party on their way to the preacher's house at Plymouth, Luzerne county, Penn., the other day, ran over and killed a little girl. The whole party were arrested, and the marriage did not take place. A fatal boiler explosion occurred at the coal shafts of Williams fe Moss, near Zion, Ky. David Stone, the en gineer, and Moses Haskin, thu fire man, were killed, and Fred Williams, and Frank Throff and Alexander Longnecker were badly scalded. The latter will die. Final preparations for the search for the treasure of the British ship-of-war Braak, sunk near Delaware break water in 1793, are complete, and the expedition will start in a large vessel, with ocean charts, maps and nauti cal instruments. The bulk is believed to contain ?2,000,000 in Spanish gold. Mr. Zachar, of Wisconsin, who, on account of a little disagreement with his father, has been going without food for fifty-three days, has at last consented to eat something. Living on water, however fat the animalculae may be, emaciates a man more or less, and Mr. Zachar isnsiderably skele tonized. Ben Dutton, a farm hand, went to the house of John Lamont, three miles east of Bryden, N. Y., and at tempted to kill Lamont and Miss Root, a young woman employed in Lamont's family. Dutton fired one bullet at Lamont, which took effect in his face, and four at the girl, all of which took effect. A recent deer hunt near Martin, Tenn., came to a queer end. After the sportsmen had chased the animal for several miles, and the hounds were close to its heels, the frightened ani mal turned suddenly, and, running up to one of the hunters, tucked its head nnder his arm, as if for protection. No one had the heart to kill the plead ing animal, and the hunt was abandoned. AGRICULTURAL. Devoted to the Interests of and Stockmen. Farmers Leone Derogto, aged 49, fell off a haystack in Clover valley, Nev., and brcke his neck. Ex-Justice of the Peace, William Henly, of Sacramento. Cal., com mitted suicide at the Western hotel, by taking morphine. i.ee eyices anas w. it. short, sus pected of complicity in the robbery of a stage and the murder of a passen ger in onasta, county, tjai., was ar rested by Sheriff McCord. G. N. Galloway, a freight brake- man, was 'thrown from a train at Tuoon, Ariz., while making a curve west ot the depot. lits neck was dislocated, and he died immed iately. A destructive fire occurred in the Hidden Treasure drift mine, at Sunny South, Cal. Two miners, Robert Mc Kitchnie and John Bowering have been taken out dead, and several ethers were fatally burned. Mrs. P. Dempsey, of Fort Brage, CaL, forced her two children to drink whisky, and gave them no food. The oldest, a boy of 3 years, could not sur vive the shock to his little brain, and died in convulsions. Joseph Martran, an Italian, aged 43, was crushed to death at Los Angeles, Cal., while making an excavation for sewer pipe. Three other men were badly injured internally, and one had a leg broken. The custom house c Ulcers at San Francisco have seized 360 five-tad boxes of smuggled opium on the bark Forest Queen, bound for Hono lulu. The opium arrived on the What Uai Made the Montr? Have you stopped to inquire what has made the money in farming for the last year or twot It would per haps be easier to U 11 what has not made mouej for in the tatter cate gory are to be included our two great est staph s, wheat and beef. It is the les-ser staples that huVd paiJ hogs, fat sheep, potatoes, beans, poultiy, eggs, and many of the Btill sm. tiler sources of income on the farm. Core has been a source of profit to those who have had that grain for sle, and especially the few who can now place it on the market, but the many farm f-r who have bought it and fed it to c title have no very cheerful remarks to make on this score. The average in smaller product, however, has not been bad, and do not forget that the farmer who makes money every year and there are those who do is the one who always has eome of these smaller products for sale. The new wheat crop of Australia is estimated at ten bushels per acre, which is a higher average than any at tained in the colony since 1S73. Young shade trees should be trimmed into shape the first few years after having them set out. The beauty of a shade tree depends upon the shape given it when young. A bit of freshly burnt charcoal in the water in which Hyacinths, etc., are growing, (in glasses) will keep the water sweet a long time, and prevent the necessity of changing it. Late potatoes can be put in on the gronnd formerly occupied by peas. MARKET REPORT. Of all tlllmra which man ran An fir mal?i hei-A I below, by far Ihe moat momentum, wondarfal I aud worthy nro the thing we call books. I Reliable Quotations Carefully Revised Every Week. WHEAT Valley, fl 22JU 23 Walla Walla, l 15 I 18. BARLEY Whole, fl 101 12J: ground, per ton, 325 0027 DO. OATS Milling, 3G38c. ; feed, 44 45c. HAY Baled, $18 00. SEED Blue Gracs. MjQlGe.; Tim othy, yjlOc; Red Clover, 1415c. FLOUR Patent Roller, $4 00; Country Brand, $3 75. EGGS Per doz, 20c. BUTTER Fancy roll, per pound, 2.H5. ; pickled, 20325e. : inferior grade, 1525j. " CHEESE Eastern, 1620c.; Ore gon, 14lCc; California, 11 jc. VEGETABLES Beets, ptr sack, $1 50; cabbige, per lb., 2c. ; carrots, pcrrk., $1 25; lettuce, per doz. 20o. onions; $1 00; potatoes, per 100 lbs. 90c.$l ; radishes, per do., 1520c. rhubarb, per lb., 6c. HELPING THIS ItlGUT SIDE. To helD the rtirtlt at. In In nnt ntilv entnrnrtnrl bblo lu a general po nt of flow, b it Is Judicious and prudent when that ln-lp U ml at d in De lia n oi in" nam sine or ine ouay, Juat over toe lower ritjs in the reirion of the liver. Thu mom' efficient help is afforded i,y HoateUer'xtitomuch i micro, an uuu-uiiiuui iiK'inciiio or lncompir ableetllcacy. Inaction of the liver is accom panied by constipation. Bick-hetulache, furred tongue, nausea, oicii-louul stillio, and un pleasant breath, yellowness of tHo skin and ball of the eve. 'I he author of the-e nvinu- toms. liver cnmnlalnt. ro itcd bv fie Hitter m accompanied by them in I'm flight. Fever and ague, which always iuvolv. u the liver, dyxpep Bia. rlituinati-iin, debility and kidney troubles are all maladies to the early relief and rlnuicure ui vwui.ii inn Bianuara tuixilclne is adapted. Uon't use it by tin and starts, but systemati cally, that its full clIVcls may result lu a per fect restoration of health. The taturv of nrodiimlltv lead tn tlilu that be who w ill not ecouumizo w ill have to agonhco. ntOM I LOItlDA. FLRMINO BKOS. Gentlemen: E 'closed Undone dollar for which i-ei.d me the genuine lilt. C. Mc LasksCelkbiiaieo I.tvta Filijj. The druggist here keepi the coimteif it, but 1 mu-a nave iiih genuine. We have lieen uing your pills fur thirty-three years and have foun i them batter than any other. V e use them in cae of ch 11a aud fevi r dysemary, bad coldx, i!iuuHiira, head ache and kindred troub'e. We highly reconimena mem io an - utterera. Floral C.ty, Fla , O t. 28th. 1887. JM1W. t. U. 11AMBKKK. A Queer Arabian Custom. An Arabian tomb Is a o;t of house, j more or less luxurious, according to the family means. There are balls and rooms or open courts. Mourners spend the night and part of the succeeding day in religious exerciies, and distrib ute gifts and food to the poor and des titute. Many a poor devil gets the only square meal of his year on Good Friday. It was a queer sight the motley crowd. There were rich ladies veiled, shuw.ng o: ly their dark eyes anil a little white complexion others Telle 1, too, but revealing a skin face of almost ebon blackness. There were poor v omen with fares only half cov ered, and forsaken women with uncov ered countenances. Thera were rich men preceded by out-runners, and poor men on donkeys and nfoot. The alleys through the tombs nrc only a few feet wide. This motley crowd would meet and jostle ngainst e::ch other, all lti t"iit upon their pious outing. Carter IL Harrison, in Lhicnga MaiL THE DEHMA COLONY The Eaisin-Grape Colony of the North. . NO IRRIGATION REQUIRED. Abandant Balnfmll X Jroagbt. THE DEHKSIA COLONY L1E3 three miles ewt of Redding, the counter seat of Shasta. The surface of the land is level and gently rolling. The soil is particu larly adapted to the production of ItaUin Grapes. Ail Citrus and Tropical Fruits do well. The colony consists of 1480 acres, and has been subdivideoMnto 20, 40 and 80 acre tracts. Bnad avennaa, running north and south and east and west, have been laid out l.-imber can be obtained from miles in vicinitv of Keddtng at 310 and 12 per I.U The climate is very even. Extreme cold is unknown. lric6S range from ff'M to $-V3 per ct. Terms J easy, for full particalars, etc., apply to HONEY In comb, per H., 18c; L 'LT. ?r T K t,e;,dacef wiiousne. ulD t Tt- - i i i. . .a, .i... : ... steamer Farthia from Victoria, aud "T. r;1 " . was transferred to the batk. ler-, " umel u"""i UUW'8W Plantation Philosophy. Widout trust dar ain't nuthin gain ed; widont trust dar ain't nuthin lost. When er man puts hisse'f ter gre't trouble ter show me dat he has tol' de truff, I knows dat he has tol' me er lie. De 'oman dat doan hate kain't leve; aride straunger she hates some man, de . straunger she lubs some udder man. ' I neber did think dat de sharp man does de country any good. De fox is er good deal slier den de boss, but he -ain't nigh so straung. Wu thinks mo' o de man dat neber would eomerdate us den we does do man dat 'comerdated us three times but failed n the fou'th. jS'o one can hurry through early and middle life, filling his days witk exciting business and much of his nights with exciting pleasures and hope to enjoy a vigorous and valuable old age. Moderation, temperance, a calm mind and an unburdened con science are among the first- essentials. The best possible care of the physical system is also requisite. Montreal tsiar. James Leary, stumbled and fell in front of a cable car at San Francisco. Before the gripman could apply the brakes the car passed over the man's leg. He was taken to the receiving hospital, and died from the shock in about an hour. Giovanni Bistano, an Italian, was killed a Sau Francisco by the caving in of a sewer. The trench, which was eight feet deep, caved in and covered the man with sand. His fellow lab orers succeeded in digging Bistano out, but life was extinct. John Murphy, 13 years ol.l, was drowned in the San Joaquin river, near Stockton, Cal., while bathing. Murphy and another boy had been ducking each other. During the sport Murphy ventured beyond bis depth and was carried away by the current. Haywood Reed, of Sacramento, Cal., conveyed two small boys across the river in bis boat, and on reaching the other side they commenced wading in the water. Both went over a step-otl" and were dragged into the current. The younger, aged 9, a son of Wm. Laniphey, was drowned. The Otago, 870 tons, Captain W. Collins, left Seattle with 1331 tons of coal, bound for San Francisco. While three and a half milts north of Point Reyes, she became lo&t in a heavy fog, and before the captain could locate her position she was among the break ers, and had strck. The vessel and cargo are a total lef s. A disastrous fire occurred at Santa Fe, N. M., by which the Catron build ing, containing the opera bouse, pest effice, Mfxican office, a book and news stand, and an extensive law library and offices, was destroyed, and several other buildings were badly damaged. The los aggregate f TO 000 ; insurance i0,000. George Grassc-l and Rhiwold Frye, two coopers, had a fight at San Fran cisco, and the former was badly dam aged about the head. Ha retired to his house, followed by Frye, who at tacked him with a cooper's axe and a long knife, burying the knife in his groin and nearly severing Grassel's arm with the axe in an endeavor to reach his head. Charles Jansen, of Los Angtles, Cal., committed suicide in a ni'iet shocking manner. He used a double barreled shotgun, and tied a handker chief from the toes of his right foot to the triggers, so that both barrels were discharged at once, blowing one side of his face and half of his head off and spattering his brains against the ceil ing of the room, making a most sick ening sight. At a ma3S meeting of citiiens at San Francisco, a memorial was drawn for presentation to congress setting forth that 9,000 Chinese have been landed on writs of habeas corpus since 1884, and that the violation of law has been accomplished through the agency of federal., courts. The memorial further charges that there are now 4,000 Chinese in San Fran cisco without certificates, wno have been landed on writes of habeas cor pus, and who are now out on bail. In conclusion the memorial demands the impeachment and removal of Lorenzo Sawyer, judge of the United State circuit court of the ninth cireuit, and George M. Sabin, district judge for the district of Nevada. J. E. Harrison, a policeman, tried to arrest a Spaniard at San Jose, Cal., when the man drew a pistol and shot at the i fficer three times. One ball nipped a piece out of Harrison's ear, one went through his vest under his left arm and the other went between bis finger.-", breaking a cane in hi hand. The efficer then drew hie weapon and began firing. He put three bullets into the Spaniard, one through the body near the heart, one through the bowels and one through the thigh. The Spaniard died a short time af ter. WIT AND WISDOM. struiucd, 5 gal. tins, per lb. S$ j. FOULTRY Chickens, per doi. $3 505 50; ducks, per doz., $5 00& 7 00; geese, 6 O03 00; turkevs, per lb., 12c. 1)11. C McLANES CHLKBRATtD l.IVtH Fills never fail tu Klve relief -for both texcig and al aore, tliry are compounded wun regard to even ihe mmt delicate con sitHitoin. Sold by alt driicgists Price cents. "reparei only b r If minor Bros.. Fit abureh. Pa.. l xk out for an imitation PROVISIONS Oregon hams, 12Jc made in St, Lauis w hich is often palmed tier lt. : Kasvsrn. Hfil SJc. : K:tter!i "uulc'"' iuniiwni as uu o, 1 l.f 1 13 1 . ,k ,ii.ii.mu,i.f.. pi iU., mcrn Industrr has annexed thereto the fairest LVUij ; JliJStern laru, J.t.'(j)l l CJ. per fruits and the richest rewards. lh t)rMrin. 10A(V . , . . . , A I" it Oil l r. r .MKKCMANT tiiir.,. rittus Appios, z wi iiiuiule. (S2 50; Sicily lemons. 7 50(39 00 ; Old moneybag mope i.i hU offlce all day, rr j... t-.- - .... . . v-' 'I As n muish and cixjss as a bear: ainotnia.SJ OV(SJ w; aval oranges The tlerk know euoiuh to keepoutof Ida way IN A contented spirit is the sweelness of existence. Z,ce.". Much fashionable extravagance is niaiutu'.ned at the expense of unpaid bills. Doubt is the v-stibule which all must pass before they can enter the temple of wisdom. Some temperance men are so punc tilious that they will never permit them selves to aj per in good snir ts. Bos Ion l'osi. If the regrets which too often lie at the end of life could be put into firm resolutions at the beginning, they would alter the aflairs of life. All the possible charities of life ought to be cultivated, and where we can neither be brethren nor friends, let us be kind neighbors and pleasant acquaintances Iiurkc Each man sees a truth for himself; no two see it in precisely the same way. The people who require absolute uniformity can not get it without a change of human organization. United 1'resbylerian. Cut off all diseased limbs from the pear ttees should evidence of blight appear, and swab the limbs with lin seed oil. Barn the branches taken ofl and keep the soil stirred. Late corn for fodder can be planted now. Sow it thickly in the rows, so as to have tha stalks small and Under. Sorghum alio makes an excellent fod der crop, and is highly relished by stock. A correspondent at Albi.m, M savs "our farmers are the most iotelli eent, frugal and industrious itt the State. Our town is free from debt and j has but three paupers, taxes are low and consequently we have not the Western fever." Melons will now 6-nd out shoots, while the eatlier kinds will blossom. Do not work them in the hi la to xs tu disturb the roots, but work the ground around them and in front of the shoots. Should weeds or grass appear in the hill pull them up. All young animals are more eacily stuuU d while they are dependent up on milk as their principal ftnxlthan at any other time, and for this reason considerable care should be exercised to see that a steady growth is main tained. A stunted animal is not de sirable, to say the least. After your first crop of clover is re moved apply 100 pounds t-f dry-land pi tstei per acre over the field, and it will improve the second growih. Ou some soils plaster is a special fertilizer for c!over. On light sandy soils a mixture of two parts wool ashes and one part plaster is better. Corn endures drought as well as any crop grown, but only when the held is kept clean. A thorough cultivation of the field after a shower is bettet than a coating of manure, as it pro tect? the roots and affords a great sup- ! ply of moisture. The work is easily done under the check-row system. It will soon, be time for the hens to molt. Keep the hens that begin to molt earlv, as thev will be reioy for winter laying before thoe that do not molt until late in the season. Sell oS all the extra mal-js and late-hatched chicks. Feed very little corn, and give fre3h meat three times a week. The Ohio Station, having tested nine different kinds of tomttoes, viz:. Acme, Advance, Buist's Beautv, Liv ingston's Beauty, Cardinal, Clim.ix, Favorite, Mikado, and Perfection, findi that the Cardinal, from Henderson, gave the greatest weight of tomat'jes to a given number of plant, and Livingston's Beauty, from Livingston, next. It will cost but llttlo to keep the surface of the ground around young trtes well sprinkled with fine lime Many insects will avoid the lime, and on tome soils the lime will prove bene ficial. An excellent mixture for such purposes is two parts wood ashes, one part lime, and one part coarse salt. Only a email quantity need be used at each application. This is the season for growing root crops. Beets, parsnips and carrots are now well advanced, but they re quire clos' attention in order to keep the rows clean. After each rain the ground should be cultivated, and if grass has taken hold between the plants it will pay to use the hoe. By so doing it the roots will be larger, better in quality, and a fair yield se cured. It should be noticed that when small seeds of tender plants, such af purslane, are buried deep in the ground, they will lie dormant unt.p, by the working of the ground, they are brought quite near the surface, where the temperature and free access of air favor their sprouting. After the first shower they will usually cone up, aud should be kdled before thy show more than two or three leaves. After they liecome an inch or two long it it hard to keep them from going to Beet! without lugging thm out of the field. It Woke Him Up. "You seem thoughtful, this evening. Bobby, said the minister, who was making a call. Mr. Goodman," inquired Bobby, rousing himself, "wiat is vocabu lary P" The minister kindly told him. "1 heard it this morning," Boby ex plained, "and I didn't know what it meant. Ma said she had no iile.i what a vocabulary pa had until she heard him taking down the parlor stove. Harper1 Bazar. $6 00; Riverside, f I 00; Mediterra nean, f-l 2a. "KlEU KUHS Sun dried ap pies, lis. per lb. ; machine dried, 10 11c; pit'ess" plums, 13c,: Italian prunes, 1014c. ; peaches, 12J1L raisins, $2 402 50. WOOL Valley, 17lSc: Eastern Orecou. y15i;. HIDES Dry beef hides, 810j. culls, G7.; kip and calf. 8(U0j. Murrain, 10 12,;.; tallow, 33e. LUMBER Rough, per M, $10 00 edited, per M, f 12 00; T. and G. 8he.ttliini;, jwr M, $1J 00; No. 2 Cooi ing. per M, IS UU; INo. z ceiling, per M, 18 00; No. 2 rustic, perM.flS 00; clear rough, per M, f 20 00 ; cler P. 4 S, per M, $22 50; No. 1 flxinng, per M. HI 50; No. 1 ceilinir, i-r M, $22 50; N. 1 rustic, ier M, $22 50; stepping, per M, $2a 00; over 12 incites wide, extra, $1 00; lengths 40 to 50, extra, $2 00; lengths 50 to fiO, xtra.fl 00; 1 lath, per M, $2 2 1J lath, per M, $2 50. BEANS Quote small whites,! t 50 ; piiiks, $3; bayos, $3; butter, $4 50; Lnnas, $4 oO per cental. MEAT Beef, wholesale, 33Jc; dressed, G;;. ; shep, 3c; dre-sed, C. ; hogs, dressed, Syj.; veal, 8c. luttti, ttiote ffaivauor, He Costa Rica, 1820c. ; Rl 1S20;; Java, z tc; ArbuckleV reasted,22 SALT Liverpool trades of fine quoted $13, $19 and $20 for the three sizes; stock salt, $10. PICKLES Kegs quoted steady at SUGAR Prices for barrels; Golden C. 7c; extra C, 7.Jc. ; dry granulated, cc. ; crushed, fine crushed, cube and powdered, SJc; extra C, 5 :. ; halves and boxes, if. lusher. ion are a jewel." said the rnb Ing young man to his girl; "and I'm going to hare you set." And then he quietly took her in his lap. Yonkers State37nan. in:a thing Is gittin conta gious!"' said a boy who had several times been told to 20 to bed. "What do you mean?" askd his father. "1 mean that I shall catch it if 1 don't move on:" The Teacher, "Clara," said the old man from the head of the stairs, "hasn't that young man gone jet? "o. sir.' came back an exceedingly prompt reply, and it wasn t m Clara s voice 1 i her, hut he is going at once, sir." The Epoch. Cousin Arabella "Well, Kittv, what did you think of Lohengrin ' last night?" Kitty (from Oshkosh) "I uou t like to give any opinion, as the only operas I've seen at home were 'Unclrt Tom's Cabin' and 'Ten .igiiis iu a tsar-room, ami incv re so different, you know." Harvard La tn- poon. "1 hear they are going to have a lonkev partv at B '3." sai l a Par smvil'.e man to hU neighbor. "Sol understand," was the reply; "are you going?" "Of course I am." said the Parsonvi'le man, " they couldn't have the party without me!" And he couldn't make out what tho other fel low was laughing at, St. Allans JA j sen jer. Husband (to wife) "I've been out half the day trying to collect money, and I'm road enough to break the fur niture. It bents nil how some men will put off and put off. A man who owes money and won't pay it isn't fit to associate." Servant (opening the door) "The butcher, sorr. is down stairs with his bill." Husband "Tell him to call again." Life. Love's Hy etb le She ' Here it my new photograph!" He "Beauti ful, thrice beautiful! Showing you an angel, but the limner an earth-born clod." She "Why do you say t lint, swoct?" lie "Because." She "Be cause what, foolish?" He "Because, why, because darling, with you as a subject I could take a better pieturt than that with an accordion." 1'uck "is niei-e any sueii tiling as law It, this country I should like to know?'' said an irate individual as he rushed into the prosecuting attorney's office. "Yes, of course there is," was the re ply. "Whereabouts?" "Just glance through that copy of the revised stat utes over there." Merchant Ttaveler. Augustus Popinjay (to his country cousin) who -is on a visit to the family) "Do you object to ihe weed, Bella?" Bella: "2Jo. but pa does. He's at 'em with the hoe early and late." Burling ton Free 1'rest. Lest the in. n hint ahould eruinbleand swear. even ltioy. me c it. ii in lor oi a cull. Or a Ick-k. if she venture too near; They all nww the ma-tt-r m apt o be rough. Anu nia iriKj uutxpecieu anu.q leer. What makes the old fellow no nurly and grim And behave bo conf'.iundcdly meant There' certiiuly something the. matter with turn I it tlomarh. or liver, or sulwn? we've gutrftacl it - his liver i nluKish and bad. Ill Dloo 1 1 ni-iOrd --teI aud loul. It's enough to til-ike anyoua hopelessly mad. Ana greet tit fe-l Iriena witn a itrowL 'the world-wide rented v. 11.-. P.erce' tiolden .Mul cjl Uiseovery, will correct a il'ior.lered uver and purify Hi bliiod. toae your byaleru ana duiij up j our n-sn ana atreuigw. General Lew Wallace, the author of "Ben Hur," Is said to be distressing ly absent-minded. He has been known whfeti at breakfast to put two heaping teaspoonfuls of sugar on a soft-boiled egg. and then, almost before the laugh ter had died sua v. to salt his coffee with great deliberation. O. H. STREET & CO., CLOSING OUT OL'B IMMENSE STOCK OF SUMMED. BALB213 OAX UXDErtW EAit, at 1 aod tX.Ut per nit. Latent designs la PERCALE SUIUTi. tare latMt at ! Collan and una pair Cn9. LM eaca. Gents' Furnishing Goods, 232,:Keaniy St., near Bush. Send tor ill nitrated Catalogue. . . Tjpfas 0LDZ5T KiDICISE la tha WOBUrrt I Is Probably Dr. Isaac Thompson's II UELEBRATED EYE WATeH Thto artl-U fa a dreftilly peitd pfardrf" ' p aoiftloo, and ha Wea In eomuol ae tt b -h m OEUtur. aujl notwttljsUndlo( the waay other pf itn- UuCia UiM bave Deeu liiwuucea uui uiv win. . aI of UJa art id jafr-nsrauUrtmavMUAs:. If tidi r etioM are follfd It will imer fil. We pjrtlc laily iu rite thr aMeoUoa ot phvuciaiu n H imnjk. Jcta L. Thorn i son. Eons ft Co.. Tito Y. jv. Y. SucoBMora to IMMIGRATION ASSOCIATION CALIFORNIA. OF 415 3I05rr03IKRY STREET. . 0B.SPi Call or n Cninnav A Pn 183 First 8t address " wmuw j " v'Portlim, It is not true thnt love tnakr ail things easv it makes us choose w hat i dilfl.:u'l. ALWAYS SAKK AMI iil'RE. It it afe to take BitAXDRKTii'a Pills at any time, but to get the best results they should e taken on an emp'y stomach be fore going to bed. For Constipation or Dyspi-psia one or two taken every ii'rIu nil!, in a f-hort time, pM form an abaolute i-ure. it Ih well to take a uuriritive at least once or twice a month as a prevent ive of disease. Urasoheth's Tills are rutirr ly v gctahle, and the na'et a d mot ell'ective purgative, ever introduced to ths public. lhev have been uaed in tins country forever titty jear. It Helm's cavalry equals that of Germany and Austria combined. WHAT IT MKANS. To the man or woman who ha never been ill, the word "hvahh" U mratiiiiKh'&j. But to Hie one ho has guttered and deMiiaired. health appears as a iiri- li-m bjon. To the thousauds oi unfortunate women ho are Battering from some of the many ft-rms cf weaknesses or ir regularities peculiar tu thttr sc. iJr. Pierce's favorite rresciiption himts form the promise of a tpacuy restoration of this "priceless ooon. The Australian savasres are iwnlnz out of existence faster than any other aboriginal race. Ll'SO TltOl BLKS AND WAST1XO Diseases can be cir-d. if properly treated In lime, as shown by the tollowimr statem- nt from li. I'.iKEEMnx. e-ydnej: -Having been a gret 8unererm.ni pulmonary attacks, and gradu ally waKtiriK away for the lul two yea s, it af lords me pleasure to teti-y that !etft Kmulxion of C'ld Uver Oil with Lima and avjda has given me irreat rltef. and 1 cheer fully recommend it to til sult'rrinir in a similar way to nylf. In addition. 1 would say that It Is very pleasant to take. ctheVarbt firmament 1 . 1 ON HIGH," M Sang Addison. Bat hadn't yon, for a few years at least, rather look at the firmament from the . underside. r YOU CAN DO IT gbj observing Ihe lavs of healthy and resorting to that cheat the grare medicine - WARNER'S SAFE CURE Ton are ont of sorts; a splendid feeling and appetite one day, "r while the next day life is a bnr-4 den. If yon drift on in this way you are liable to become I mane. "Why T M Becaose poisoned . blood on the nerve canters wherein the jmental faculties are located, paralyses them and the victim becomes non- responsible. w There are thousands of people, to day In Insane asylums and" graTes, put there by Kidney Viilainail Itlaan . . a M-O M" vwa 7 Tnaanitr. RRftnrd tics, is increasing faster than any other disease. . Is your eye- "Tsight failing! "Tonr memory- becoming impaired 1 An all gone feeling on slight exertion 4r.apon you! If so, and know whether this is so or not, do cot neglect your case until reason totters and yon are an JCimbeciK but tosy while TOUc hare reason, use your good sense and jndfrment by purchas ing WAIUiEirS SAFE CI RE -and WARES SAFE PILLS; melicines warranted to do as represented, and which will cure you. Or M PRVntlfi DeolUtr.Loaaef Vieor.tVmlnal V WO LtHUu i, Weak iIei..orjr, Xteapua cency, he. doe to excaea or aloae, cured. YOUNG MEN tlHntt tro-m tha e!?-ta sv W m m 11 Ctl of juntLfnltolliea or Inclia eretion shontd avail themiwivea of onr treatment. A positive cure jruaranteed ia every cae. Syphilis. L n nary and Venereal Dineasf-s all nnnatiiral dis charKea, promptly and safely cared. I MIDDLE-ACED MEN": eww of Kidneys or Bladder. Weak Back, Nervous lability. wini of beiuj Strength, elcU cored and resured to Dealt ny viKor. B. feraona unable to Tiait na war be treated at tneir nomea. by eorreapendence. Aledicibea anc" instradiona aent by ma. I or exrre. Coaaoltmtlos tree. Beodtceats in stair pa tor 'a be Yoaca Jaaa'l rlend or Uuida V. adlocJc To es a Day. Samples worth 11.50, FREE, tines not under the homes feet. Write Bsrw- sra's SaraTT Rant Hourn Co. . II oil v.M leh. AJfArrirn agbjt WATK"1 I1K4CII COISTY FOR the Two BKST CAMPAIGN BXiK" la the market. Address F. PEttfeUX. Koom TT, Flood Building. San Francisco. WELL DRILLS FOa EVERT PBRPOSL Sold on Trial ! AFX $5 lnrettment pntalL protitm liaviva. Ssrutt SDc fur isrich full particalart. Mmj i tsfaCareaJ Uy GOULDS ft AUSTIN, 1 1ST tc ! Lake St CHICACO, ILL. O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY! A singed cat dreads the fire. I p'ead guilty. I am selling a "new-fangled" machine LOOK. AT IT-AIMT IT A DAISY? On the average lW.uro people. Brooklyn bridge every dav. cross the spnoks an; 11 with ter To till with terror all the tiiitht Thai stalk abroad in hideous dreams With which dvspep-ia' lancy teeiua. ill never trout. ie with their ills The man ho trnt it I'ierc-'s Pills. Dr Pierce's Pliatant l'urgitive Pclleta: veg etable, liarnilesa. paiu'.rss. sure! A pun firirir "even 100 lh. shell? a minute ha just been completed by Armstrong. neHIHG rlXHS. -Srnr-roWH MnLrtarr; Interne Itching and stinging, moat at night; virae by aoau-hing. If allowed to cou tmue tumor form, wbich irfUza Meed and ulonate, toiming ery aore. SaiTsi's OintmknT stops the l-chixig and. Heeding, heals ulceration; and io many eaues remutea ti.r ttimura. 1 1 la t-tuallv eTneactoua to curing all lixin liiaeanea. PR. SWAVXK a SON, Proprietors, I'hi alflhia. buiTHEa Oimtmmt eaa be obtained oi drugi.t,. Sent by mall fur 50 Cvota. 1 - tt:: THE ADVANCE" THEESHEES AND ENGINES OlCllinnit RAIH. Oabler, K-wnisi Ptaaoa: Bttfdett Oramna. band tastrnaMnta. Largeol stork ot 8hee Muds and Reeks. Bands neettad at .. ft Kaatero Friom. 1 (ma ran fee the 5ew-Faarlrd .tdTiare Mrurstsr to be the beat arain-aavinv. rant. I est Threaher and mort dnrable 6e part. tor evir made. Bnt, resweanber. it is not an exprri- T;t. . ,stii niactiaie, as the s)a!jr machines are. Yon are well aware nt the tune lost (that insanity, accoraing IO StSUS- r- j hBTe to J91T for( ln xpt-nmeiitir(r with ld t try machine. TkeKew'aaslr Xhreolirr leads the way. The Rrowimfr and kicking- of the Old t oy agents ia only equaled by the amount of pa n kicked nnt in the straw by the O 4 Fsgy macbi-ea. Of conrse. if you w Iah a cheap mcchiae. Old Focries will supply yon at your own price; bat their machines are dear at any price. Yon cannot afford to boy a thresher without examining the AOVAStK. I K not be talked 'nto baying a machine be anse it is cheap and Old Fg$ ih. Ask the tlt Fog;y I'nt if they will set beside the wew -fancied ma. hine and let you see whkh ia the experiim ntal machine, and sold on iUBfr.ta. 1 have never yet had to tall on any court to help decide the merits of the new fan jc l-d mact ine. Please exai-ine the court records in ref erence to the Old Kojtle'B plan. Stanv years ago a man built a Biew-rawclea machine, called a steam engine. Old sjles ihen. as row. stood heck and said they would rwisi tke ewn at Ir. Its yss sot wast is be talsrd ia tke swe ws) I Ii m.n.ber, the wew fnwsrled machine is part all riiierlsirsllac. while Old Kecry's machinea are being ex perimented with all the time, and at y awr exprase. Io not foot with tttem any longer, white your grain is going to w ate. Krmraibrr the arw-fntlr narhlsr Is Mid Its anerftn ewtlreljr. Re member, yonr whole depenrtenc-t is npon yuur crop proceeds, and if yon allow Old Fmgf ma chinee to wawte onr craisi. you are jostthat mu-h cat of pocket- To prevant tiua. ace that tie party that does jour threshing procn-esa new-fangled ADt AXl'KTkieskrr, as they are constructed se ss to save your grain, and hare a better record than any old-fosy r lachina. Write 'or farther particulars. I am prepared to prove alt my statements L e The AHVAXt E wiaehl Re will d more and better work than arv other. hrrrhy ekallrace amy aid focj agrewt tm aaair A eaute where tbe AIITAKIE marhlar has railed ts ds as re pre sea ted siaee itsa istrsdsetlsat a ttiiw CssnI. Nhsw p sr shst si p. Heniember lhat old frw aarenta savina- ttia eenfiai doea sot vnak-A It av Tt m-iTl mv vma m investigate. I ess prove all I May. I ab-o sell the well knon hlt.ER WOOIBl'RT POTTER. A number of manu facturers make them on a royalty but I do not know of any IsMif alioaw. bntam alwava in clined to look out for those that talk of imitation. I also deal in Lanndry and Marine Machinery. Farm. Church and School -bells. General Machinery, bwift Oilers, Orme Safety Valves. Mille--Pcin.ps, Hancock Inspirators, Park Ai Kenn.dy Injeators. Acme and Aliurator Wrenches. Blacksmith Drills. Pelf-Healing Bath Tuba, the Westinghoose Knginea. See the prices: 10-horse on wheels, JdO; Traction. $1075; 15 horse Traction. SliOO. Special discount for rah. (General Agent for Cdourns llysaass and lamps for Eleetrle l.isfe tiwa; 5 tm SOOILgrsttS. THE RAVVSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES MATTHIAS UEAT OO. T Q... lut it J4 rar.-r. I.irrr IrTicx.r. X&ic a.,4 Ajtor lie.a. Tli Cr.t Ittiwn eotifalBlns lwo adr ttMSiaasKclea. .r,al,l.ga.tirasattaraMiln.atJaal.Miaa. J. H. FIH.AKayeraBd Analytical ' he an i at. Laboratory, 106 r'irst su, Portland. Or. Analyses made of all .substances. Itatea for asaaying gold and silver ores 11.50. Pack ages sent by mail or express promptly attended to, and returns made. "Browa's ltronrlilal Trorhfa" will relieve BroncliiUA, Asihuia, and Throat Dis eases. Hints for Pall-Bearers. When a ni;m is nsktil to net as a pall-bearprat a ftitior.-il lie ought to seek out tho otlicr p;iU-b-:m'i-8 ht-fore thv assume their crnpe and their niournftil air, and practice the lock-step with them for an hour or so, or at least until he can bo confident that they are goin to keep step wheu they lift up the cof fin and start off with it, I was a pall bearer recently, and my arms and knees pain nie now with the recollec tion. When a party of pall-bearer-take up a coffin and step out of time, the weight comes principally upon the two end bearers, and it is no easy thiny for two men to sustain by the shar) handles of a coffin tbe weight of tin casket itself and the corpse within. St- Loui Qlohe-DemooraL "ln case of an acciTlent, doctor n broken leg, for instance what is best to be done while waiting for the physi cian?" TWell." said tha doctor, "1 think the best thing to be done is to get his money ready for him." Puck. A M.1I1KI. HOTEL. AVithin the psst few m-nth the Bald win II tel has been refurnished and re fitted throuehout, nmkiiirr it the most ele irant house in te country, ltesidea tbe convenience and elegance of its appoint ments, the table Is p-onounced by al to lie unrivaled making it lu all, everything that ran he def'red. Our readers wi en visiting San F areisei t-hould, by all means, stop at ihe H tldwin. Try Germka for breakfast. Ihe Kuimg Passion. Life was e!ibinr fast, nnd his hours were few. He was a Third avenue el evated In akenian, and eating his meais between stations had sapped his vital ity. My dear young friend," said the minister al lii-t bedside, "I trust thai what has been so graciously vouchsafed to me to say will comfort tt it tt sustain you. I will leave yuu now for the present." "Very well, sir," responded the sick man. feelilv. "Steo livelv. rtleao." PURE FREE By reran, mart. Fall De serration Mses'r's lew TslUt Mjataaa f lima Cattxas. St 00 ST A C0 Oiarinnaa. O. Tour village cannot do without one. Ton must have one for your railla, be w ithoui a small one in your house. Fur particulara, addresa Ton cannot afford to Z. T. WRICHT. Foot of Morrison Street. Portland. Oreeen. &h0&-&''$r&:.W-:-- 3,-1;-ri-? REMEDIAL flOMB. FTJZi ETAFP OP EXFEFJEHOEfl PHYSICIANS nunSEGHS. Many CIDOSIC IJXSEASES t5lK cessfnlly Treated wiUioat a " Personal Consultation. imUW HOTEL ISO SURSICAL IKSTITUTE, 663 Kaia SL, Bcffalo, 8. T. TE obtaia onr know-!eds of tbe patient's 653 aso by the epphcation, to tbe practice of medicine, of well-established principles of modem eek-nee. The most ample resources for treating lingering; or chronic diseases, and tbe greatest skill, are thus pieced within tlj easy reach of invalids, however distant they may reside. Write and describe yonr symptoms. Inclosing- ten cents to stamps, and a complete treatise, on yonr pan- in.iuur wm oe sect ycu, with cur opia- E3 w no uaiure anu CuraDliity. HiSAL, Throat and Luns Diseases. Tbe treatment of Disease of the Air Passages aaj l.nnco, purh as Chronic Catarrh in Ihe t3eul, Iar) tittilt, Rroiiebitls, Act n ma, and Consiimpllou, both tlirouuh correspond:iice and at our institutions, constiiuti-s no importunt snecialty. We nilblish three flcmritA Iw t.Va ,n Nasal, Throat and Lunar Disea., which grivv niu h valuable in formation, vis : (1) A Trefttisa on Consumption. Lafvnsritis and Itmnehitis; price. post-uid, ten cents. (2) A Treatise on Asthma, tr Fhtiiisio, arivinir nuir and 8ucc:-5sful treattnent; price, port pnld, ten cents, i'-ii A Treatise on Curonio Catarrh in tiio Head; pnoe, post-paid, two cents. OF S 1 1 Nebvous j Diseases. Diseases cf Digestion. Dyspepsia, I.lver Corn pint nt, Ob. tluate Conatt pntion, Chronic Dlar Its superior excellence proreii tn millions of homes for more than a quarter of a ceutury. It ts lifted by the United Btates Uovernmeut. Kndorst-d by the heads of the Ureat liuiverRilies as tha Strongest, Hureat and moat Healthful. lr. Price's Cream Bakins Powder does not ooutain Ammonia Lime or Alum. Hold only iu cans. 1'RH.K UAK1NU 1'OWUEK CO. leaw tork. omicaoo. ai. Louis. GENERAL AGENTS WANTED! IOO to t54IO a niOulh easily made st UiiiK t lie Fai niers' Friend, a bag holder and scalescombined. Jn"t niiam thin. tSend for circulars. E. E. BA lit. Mnatjer t'niret Pound Mfsr. Co.. Tacoma, Wash. Ter. N. P N. U. No. 213 -S. F. N. U. No 820. rhea. Tape-vrorma. and kindred afrectiona. are ainnutr tue clironio diseases In the suo oessf ul treatment of which our specialists hnve attained ereat sncs. ur Onmnitn Tret on Diseases of the Dint-stive Ora-ans will bo sent tv any address on reoeipt of tea oenta in postairtt stamps. BUTGIIT'S DISEASE. EIARETES- and kindred nialiuties, have been vorv litnrelv treatt-d. and cures effected ia thou.aand of cases which hMd been pronounced bc-eond horws. Thrwo rtia- eoses are readily dinimosticated. or determined. I bv chemical analysis f the urme. without a personal examination of patients, who eavai, therefore, feuerally be aneeeaatully treated at their homes, he study and practice of chemical annlvsis and microscopical examination of the urine in our consideration of cna-a, with reference to correet diaamogis, in which our institution lonar niro became famous, has naturally led to a very extensive practioe ln diseases of the urinary organs. rT 1 I KIDNEY I riiririere I IwaaaaaZasaaaaaaJ Cahtioi I These diseases should be treated only br c special fat thoroughly familiar with them, and who is com petent to ascertain the exact condition and statro of advancement which the disease lma muM fwhlch can only be ascertained by a careful chemical and micro scopical eiaminatiou of the urinel, for medicines which are curative in one stajre or condition do rsnitlve injury in others. lieina- In constant receipt of numerous inquiries for a complete work on the nature and curability of these maladies, written in a style to bo easily understood, we have published a In-e, Illus trated Treatise on these diseases, which will be eent to any ad dress on receipt of ten cents in postago stamps. IEB, STOXE IX 1 HE JiLAliutJl-T tirnvel. Enlarpc-I Irost.ite .land. Retention of t rine, and kindred aEco tions, may be Included amona; those in tbe cure of which our snecialiita fasvn aohinwH Tir.nK. These are fully treated of in our Illustrated nt by mail for 10 eta. in stamps. Eladdeb Diseases. Pamphlet on Urinary X)iaeasea. Stricture. ; SXHICTPaTR'ESI ATTFa TmtFTir ATir S"r XUIjAS. Hundred of rasa of t S wnra ra-m , of strictures, many of them R-rently afrravated ' bv the enrplocfl lioAnf Inemmnnta I-, ui K-n- of Inexperienced physicians and si i irons, causing- ttili passaires. urinary UstuUc, and other compl lent ions, annually consult us for relic' euro. That no enso of this class is too diCloult for the skill pf our specialists is proved by cures reported in onr illus trated treatise on these maladtea, to which we refer with pride. To intrust this class of cases to physicians of small experinee, is a dangerous pmceedinar. Many a man has been ruined for life by so doing:, Tilo thousands annually lose their Itvrw throuch unskillful treatn.. .it. Send particulars of vour case and ten cents ln stamps for a large, Illustrate Treatise eontaiuina maay lat "vinlrt 1 i i is- i Epileptic ConvnlKiono. or rifo. T"a- st.itu a Dance, Insoaiaia, or inal.tirt? tuSTR- threatened inanity. Ner.iai P U. ?' anA Vlry variety of nV rvous affec tion, are treated bv our nui.u. ' eaw with unusual success. See numerous cases rcDortod 'in L different illustrated pampbkts on nervous dSealr one r.f for them is aecoiiipanicd wiili a statement ot a cSe for con2ilt tion. so th.-t we may knew which oneot our Treati&i to eSd. . . naTe a Fpec'al Department, devoted urchi&rtiy to tbe uwtimnt of l)i-!4 of .'suninyonrsptaaiists. whether by ktter or in person, is sriveSthS most careful and consi.lemtA itt, , portant eases (and we jr. t few which have Vet !rcady baffled the skUl i of all tu home phTsiciane) haVelhe 'bcn?fi! ?f a','V i sk;ikd speeinlistsT Kooms for todies totj Invalids- Houl and urgical Institute are vr V rr "te? s,l wnJntV!L6,?!'iI,"-,r ou,C tompkte Treat on rVaseof Women, illustrated with wood-eu ji and coiored plate aSeS ICiSElSES CF I WOMEl Radical Cube of Rupture. matter cf bow k.nvr siandina-. or of wiuit lize. is promptly and permanently cured b SF.SmKruVaa- wl'ho he katife aiii wlthont ttraendFure aseu tresses. Abundant rtlcrcaoca. Send fan awTl our Illustrated Treatise. ., M J! 1 ' ? ana other diseases rfectina- tbe lewev i-e worst cast s cf bowels, are tree.ted with wonderlul tunxes. fwEAn a i pue lumors. are prrmencntly cured ia tlteea to tsrentvdiva; Send ten cents for lilusLrated Treat iwenty oays. Orsranle weakness, nervous oebilitv. rrcirsrm-i decline of the n:anly powers, in vol tin tray i"D,'nl7l. wtal anxiety, al r.o eTiih.pow'' mj tancioly, weak back, and ail affec tions arifinir from routhful indiaeretini.. .diT sasasBBBwaaasBaB nipmiic niitora , , ' ' and permanentlv cerTdT " iXuy. morougtuy . y-'f- mnny ytrs apn, established a Fpecial Departroeni for tbo treatment of there diseases, under the tnanazc DM-rtof some tr the most skillful physicians' and suraM onur ttaff. tord?5 that all wl:p apply to us mia-ht reetlve all tbe aUvantirca of I full Council of toe most expeneaced apecialists. TTe offer no anoloarv for Amti-mr , , . " - ;v 11 ' .uio ur: n.ei-u caia or We Offer ocuavinir 1 t"0 wretched that no condition of humnitT to merit the Drn...rfh best servicos of thn ncl io ihi.;i . . . . '-'vs- uy any mocical man. intent on doing; good and alleviating; suScriafr, should shuil such cases, we cannot imag-ine. Wliy any one should consider it otherwise than most honorable to cure the worst cases of these diseases, we cannot understood ; and yet of ail the ot! er maladies which afflict mankind there is prcbably none abocfc which physicians in general praetico know so hule. We shalL therefore, continn. as heretefore. to trcct with our best ornJ mderation, sympothy, and skill, all applicants who are suffericr from any of these delicate disrasra. Tlir?!! IT PhVC Most of these cases con be rrented bv us when UUh.U Al iiUilt. at a distance as wtOl as if here ia person. A Complete rreatlaa (136 paires) on these delicate disrasra sept tetucfl. in plnn enrriope, smtrs frnm otutervatU n. on reocii t cf only ten cents, in stamps, for postaire. All statements mac tad secrets confided to us will be held to be taerttiig cotiacfcKtuU. tetters of Inquiry, or of consultation, should be addressed to ICSLD'S CISPEKSAST EECIIUL ISSCSIATISa, ; Ro. C3 BbUa St, BTTTTJIXO, X. .V