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'CHRONOLOGY OF 1905, The Home Wave Circle KC J ounces F0(f is the home where good cooking is loved» where the family enjoy the finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes, and pies and other good things every day. The baking is always delicious and wholesome because K C Baking Powder 6—^Chicago teamsttrs «trlks la aywpathy with garment workers t t 8—CeUapee of water reservoir at Madrid BRIIF R1CORD OF YtAR’t PRIN kills or Injures 400 persons... .Battlesnip Minnesota launched. , „ . - IS-Hard treat dan>»(r. .»rlj f"“, *Df OPAL 8VINT8- Sarden truck tn Ceuir.l »nd 8outn.ra tatM. Indian- IT—Four boy. killed lu P»“*' .poll. Ma.onlc Tempi. 90- Thirteen litre lo«t In burnln« of con* tent tn St O.n.rl.r., Quebec Mt— Lire th ot Joseph Frink G. Bl»«low. pre.ld.nt of Mtl- w.uke. Firit N.Uuu.l Bank, ».know!.a... hlm.elf . defaulter for kl.5W.0UU of bank, fund..... Te.m.t.r.' .irUe lu < bleak« «“P- Most significant of the events of poaed to b. ended. Earthquake* “•*' 1906, because It Indicates unmistak Bombay. India, kill Ofty pereou. 23—Chicago team.tera' .trike ou again. ably the inexorable advenes of man 28—Death of G.u rTt»hugh L«e . Biot- kind toward high Ideals of liberty, Ing In Chicago.... Tornado at I-aredo, Tea., kills sixteen persons. justice and perfect civilization, la the »»—Thirteen miner* killed by eipioeion political and economic upheaval now near Wilburton, Ok. taking place In Hussla. Wearying under a load of taxation, ren dered well-nigh unbearable by added % .C hicago i burdens Imposed by the proeecu- ' tlon of a disastrous war, the peasantry and common people started a revolt against tbe tyrannical aris JAQUES MFG. CO tocracy, and bave been able to force Chicago from their unwilling ruler many con cessions tending toward a free citizen ship. Massacre and rapine, in which the Jews were the chief sufferers, are part of the price paid for the advan tage gained. Another Impressive proof Foundation of Mark Twa I n’s Fortune of civilisation's advance is tbe blood- Self-Supporting Park. Murk Twain says that in his earlier less revolution by which Norway has Following the example of ninny European cities, Los Angeles, Cal., days he did not enjoy tbe exceptional dissolved lta political connection with will turn Griffith Park, wl’h an area prosperity which came later in his ca Sweden and seated a king upon lta of 3,000 acres of brush 1 land, Into a reer. It is commonly the lot of genius long unuiued throne. The recent ex commercial forest, Four experts, with to suffer neglect at first and expert* posures of graft and fraud In high a view to converting this practically j ence did not affect his abiding good financial circles aud last summer's la waste piece of laud into a productive | nature. In a conversation with Wil bor troubles In Chicago are only inci forest, made a comprehensive planting liam Dean Howells on one occasion the dents of tbe constant conflict being place for the trees, which will not subject of literature vicissitudes was waged for the establishment of jus tice and fair treatment between man only pay for its cultivation and care broached by the humorist. through the sale of mature timber, but “My difficulties taught me some and man. will prove a constant source of pleas thrift,” he observed. “But I never The Russo Japanese war, after a ure and recreation for the citizens of knew whether it was wiser to spend brilliant series of land campaigns, Loa Angeles. Los Angeles is tbe first my last nickel for a cigar to smoke or during which one after another of the American city to adopt this plan, but for an apple to devo strongholds of the Russians in Man It Is predicted that other municipal! “I am astGundcJ,*’ observed Mr. churia fell into tbe bands of their op ties in this country will soon follow In Howells, “that a ; erson of so little ponents, and a decisive battle on tbe Its footsteps. decision should m *et with so much Sea of Japan, that Is said to bave been worldly success.” one of the greatest naval contests of Controlling Nature. Mark Twain nodded very gravely. «11 history, has been brought to a Everybody knows that of late years “Indecision about spending money,” close, and largely, we believe, by natural forces have been wonderfully subjected to man’s need. We are he said, “is worthy of cultivation. American Influence. The completion of the great Simplon dazzled by the spectacular achieve- 1 When I couldn’t decide what to buy merits in steam and electricity, but are with my last nickel I kept it, and so tunnel was the accomplishment of an- other great englneerlng feat, and the likely to forget the less noisy but no became rich.” Lewis and Clark Exposition In Port- less marvelous conquest of animal and Mothers will And Mrr. Winslow's Soothing plant life. Borges are swifter, cattle* Syrup the best remedy to line for their children land. Ore., presented to the world a record of achievement In all lines. heavier, cows give more milk and sheep during the teething period. Great disasters have been fewer have finer fleeces than in days gone by. Many horses are made vicious fron. than usual, though tornadoes In Okla In plants the transformation is even homa and Kansas destroyed more more marked. People now living can cruel treatment. than flve hundred lives, and earth remember when the number of edible Food for Thought. quakes, fire and railway wrecks bave fruits and vegetables was far less than "I trust, Miss Cutting” remarked done their dread work. at present and even those that could be young Ilorem, as he rose to depart grown were vastly inferior to what we The year’s list of famous dead con- after a prolonged stay, “ that I have now have. For example, our parents tains the names of many men and much of your val- not taken up too knew nothing of the tomato, except as women noted in the arts, statecraft. a curious ornament in the garden uable time." philanthropy and business. "Not at all, Mr. Sweet corn was hardly better than the The principal events of 1905 are commonest field sorts. All oranges had fair damsel. "The time you have tak- briefly summarized below: eu up has been of no value to uie seeds. Celery was little known and ( January, poor in quality. In the jiower bed the i whatever, I assure you." 2—Surrender of Port Arthur. Then lie went forth Into the night, magnificent pansy has replaced the in- I 8 Towboat Defender blown up en Ohio significant heart’s ease from which i< and wandered homeward, wrapped in River: 20 Uvea loot. 4 Death of Theodore Thomas, orchestra was developed, and the sweet pea in all a heavy mantle of thought.—Chicago leader 5—Admiral Rojeatvensky's flagship Kolas its dainty splendor traces its origin to Journal. fiouvaroff sunk off Madngascar. the common garden vegetable. 9 Death of Louise Michel, French an The Choice of the People. This progress has been made in spite archlst. When things began to go too "fast 15— Combes’ ministry I d France resigns. of the great tendency manifested in all 16— Secretary Hay advises China to re plants and animals to go bat k to the and loose” in New York, the people main neutral.... Earthquake at Shemakha, original type. It is inch el a battle to rose up in their wrath, got together and Russia, buries hundreds of people. 18- End of textile strike In Fall River, elected a district attorney who makes keep strains pure and up to the stand Mass ard they have already Attained, let life miserable for wrongdoers. Jerome 19 Atteaipt to assassinate Cxar aud Rus alone any improvement. The practical flaunted the banner of no political slan royal family. 22— MaRsacre of workingmen by Csar's results are accomplished by men operat party; he was the people’s choice. troops In St. Petersburg. Pillsbury’s Vitos is the first choice ing largely for love of the work, like 23- Revolt spreads through Russian Luther Burbank, in California, and of all people who relish good things for cities. 25—Liberals defeated In Ontario general breakfast. It's dainty, delicious and Eckford in England, as well as by the elections....('zar Issues proclamation prom lalng reforms great seed merchants, I). M. Ferry A nourishing. 29 Kouropatkln's army driven back from Co., of Detroit, Mich., who are not Sandepas by Gen. Oku's forces. Were Two Morehead«, only eternally vigilant to hold what 80 -Csar signs document granting great A well-known clergyman was telling reforms to Russian people. ground has been gained, but have a February. corps of trained specialists, backet! by bin Sunday school class the story of 1 2 Extreme cold wave sweeps Northern ample means, to conduct new experi the prodigal nun, and wishing to etu States and Canada Glendive, Mont., has ments. The results of their experi- ; phaalzo th® disagreeable attitude of temperature of 54 degrees below sero 7 Death of Joaeph 11. Manlev of Maine. ences can be found in their 1906 Need tbe elder brother ou that occasion, he passes Statehood bill. Annual, which they will send tree to laid special stress on this phase of ....Senate Roosevelt and Fairbanks declared elect the parable. After describing the re ed 8 after al) applicants. count of electoral votes In Con Joicing of the household over the re- gress 9 House passes Townsend Esch railway Frutes «louai Jenlonsy. turn of the wayward son, hr spoke of rate bill. "Mr. Dustin Stax saya lie Isn't going one who, in the midst of festivities, 10 Death of Hon. Chas. H. Hackley of Muskeg on. Mich. to endow any more libraries." failed to share in tbe Jubilant wpirit of 13 Severest cold wave of winter. "But I thought be was devoted to tbe occasion. 15 Death of Geu. Lew Wallace. 16 Death of Jay Cooke, noted financier literature, lie has written books him “Can any one In the class,” he asked, 17 Grand Duke Sergius killed by bomb self.” “tell me who this was?” In Moscow.... Frances Willard statue dedi In Statuary Hall, Washington "That's the trouble. The people let A small boy who had been listening rated 20 Explosion In Virginia City coal mines, the dust lie on hla books and stand in sympathetically to the story, put up near Bessemer, Ala., entombs 152 miners. . .. .Fire destroys piers and ship« at Charles line to get ‘Mazie’s Wooing’ and his band. town, Mass. ‘When True Love W as in Bloom* and “I know,” be said, beamingly, “it 24 Borina of 81mplon tunnel under the works of that character.”—Washing was the fatted calf.”—San Francisco A1 l > s I s finished. *•. ’ fire In Hot Springs, Ark ton Star. Chronicle. ....North Sea Commission announces de —the baking powder of the wave circle, is used. Get K C to-day ! 25 ounces for If it isn't all that we claim your grocer refunds your money Send for ‘‘Book of Presents CATARRHS0»; Catarrh is usually regarded as nothing more serious than a had cold or ■light inflammation of the inner skin and tissues of the head and throat, when it is, in fact, not only a vexatious and troublesome disease, but a com plicated and dangerous one. It is true that Catarrh usually begins with a cold in the head, but when the poisons, which are thrown off through the Secretions, find their way into the blood, it becomes a constitutional trouble that afTects all parts of the body. It has more annoying and disgusting symp toms than any other disease. There is a sickening and offensive discharge from the nostrils, a constant buzzing noise in the ears, headaches and pains in the eyes are frequent, while filthy, tenacious matter drops back into the throat requiring continual hawking and spitting, and in certain stages of the disease the breath has an odor that is very offensive. Catarrh is worse in Winter, because the cold weather closes the pores and glands, and the pois ons aud unhealthy vapors which should pass oil that way are thrown back on the tender linings and tissues, causing the inflammation which starts the unhealthy secretions to be ab B.v.ral year. »to my blood wa. bad sorbed by the blood. When the blood and I had in addition a dieadftil caoa ot becomes diseased with this catarrhal Catarrh. Sty no.« waa stopped up, I had haadachas, ringing uotaea lu my matter all kinds of complications may earl and Colt unfit for work. 1 com- be looked for. As the blood circu inaucad tha usa of H. S. 8. on tha recom mendation of a friand, and in a short lates through the body the foul mat time It cured ma sound and wall. It put ter finds its way into the stomach, my blood in good condition and I have never had tha allirhteat raturn of the ruining the digestion and producing Catarrh ainco that time UKO. D. CARR, chronic Dyspepsia, or Catarrh of the No. 209 Edgar St. Kvausvilla, Ind. stomach. It also affects the Kidneys, Bladder anil other members of the body, while the general health is weak ened, appetitelost and the patient feels despondent anil half sick all the time. But worst of all, if the trouble is not checked the lungs become diseased from the constant passage of poisoned blood through them, and Catarrh terminates in Consumption, the most fatal of all diseases. You cannot get rid of Ca tarrh by treating it with sprays, washes, inhalations, etc., because they only reach the membranes and tissues, while the real cause of the trouble is in the blood. These relieve the annoying symptoms for a time, but tbe poison is all the while getting a stronger hold on the system and when they are left off will manifest itself in worse form than before. S. S. S. is the greatest of all blood purifiers, and when it has c Vansed the blood, this pure, rich stream circulates through tlie txxly, carrying healthful properties to the diseased part*. Then thein flamed membranes and tissues begin to heal, the dis- charges cease, the general condition of Strengthened, of the annoying anj disgusting aymp- toms pass awav an.I the patient is left health S. S S is the best remedy for Catarrh. It goes right into PIIRFI V VFRFTARIF blood and removes all effete matter runc.LT xcut i hdlc . th* M(1 Mtmh4( p<,lson an<l curesthedit_ ease permanently, and at the same time builds up the entire system by its tine tonic effect. S. S. S. is a purely vegtlable remedy—non-injniious to the sys tem and a certain, reliable cure for C itarrh. Catarrh sufferers will find our free consulting lepartment helpful in advising local treatment to be used With 8. 8. 8. TM£IWIfT SPCGIF1G CO., ATLANTA, CA, ♦—Cartkqaakts in India devastate wifi? eeaalry aud deetroj hundreds ot cision against Russia 26 Illinois Central terminals In New Or leans burn with loss of 15.000,000. .. .Thirty five miners killed by explosion at Wllcoe, W Vs 27 Death of Geo. 8. Boutwell of Massa chusetts........lodge Swayne of Florida ac quitted by United States Senate. ... Eleven tenons killed by collapse of church floor n Brooklyn. v 1 S Ï 28 Death of Mrs. I.etand Stanford Ir Honolulu. f March. 8 Cxar of Russia signs rescript giving people a right to representation In law making body . .Thirty persons killed in wreck of Inauguration special trains near Pittsburg 4 Roosevelt Is Inaugurated.... End of 58th Congress Will j Davie and two others Indicted aa responsible for Iroquota fire .Chas Thomas found guilty of Ma bel Scofield murder. 7 Big traction strike begins In S.w York. 8 Japan«» win battle of Mukden, aft.r eighteen days’ fighting 10 Mukden «aptured by Japanese 11 Mrs Chadwick convicted of uonsplr aey In Cleveland 14 Nineteen Ilves lost tn New York tene ment house fire 17 Death of Geu Joseph R Hawley of Connecticut 18 19 Twenty four miners killed bv ex plosion In mines near Thurmond. W Va Explosion and fire lu Brockton, Mass shoo factory causes 108 deaths. 24 Drath of Julea Verne. A prll. 8 President Roosevelt leaves Washington on va< atlon trip . Explosion In Leiter mines at Zeigler. Ill , kills thirty five men . . .Russian artillery depot tn Harbin blown up and seventy five turn killed flolanleal. We must condone Milady's fade. And dumbly own That l.ily pads. r. o. Unultl «over It. “Lovely sleeping nymph,“ Isn’t It?” •‘Ye «•.” “Do you notice the glamour tha art 1st has thrown over It?” “No. 1 don't But If It wai mln« I would throw a hors« blanket over It.” Getting Alaa*. "Let's see Wlllyuiua was married a little over a year ago. wasn't he? How does he and hie wife get along?" "Nplendld " "That's good '• “Tee. they re divorc'd now." May. 1—Ona hundred person« killed In disturb ances In Poland. , . 2 4— Serious strlks riots lu streets or <-ni- 6 Pat Crows gives himself up to authori ties In Omaha, but disappears . 9—Tornado destroys thirty five lives ana much property in Marquette. Kan. . a_ entertained la 1O—President Roosevelt eutert In Oklahoma kills 500 (’hlcago... .Tornado L. C-1-- persons. peiBous. . . . - 11— Fifty persons killed and 100 injured In railway accident at South Harrisburg, Pa 12— Nan Patterson released ------------- In , New York. 14-Death of Jessie Bsrtlett Davis 16 Northern and Southern Baptists meet In Joint convention In St. Louis... .Liar is sues rescript granting sweeping reforms in Poland and Baltic provinces. 21 Death of Judge Albion W. Tourgee in Bordeaux, France. 23 Death of Mrs. Marr A Livermore. 26 Death of Barou Alphonse de Roth schild. 27 Russian Baltic first under Rojestven sky defeated in great battle lu Korean Straits by Japanese under Togo 28 -American yacht Atlantic wins Kais er’s cup In trans-Atlantic race. 29— Death of former Premier Francises Sllvela In Madrid, Spain. 86 Bomb thrown at carriage of Alphonso of Spain and President Loubst of France In Paris. Jana. 1— Opening of Lewis and Clark Exposi tion lu Portland, Oregon.... Earthquake In Montenegro.... Two hundred drown In over flow of reservoirs at Princetown, Natal. 2— Japan shaken by earthquake» 6—Crown Prince Frederic William of Ger many weds Princess Cecile of Mecklenburg- Schwerin .... Norway declares her iuuepend- ence of Sweden. 9—President Roosevelt arranges for peace negotiations between Japan and Rusala. 18—Theodor Delyannls, Grecian premier, fatally stabbed by gambler. 15 Marriage of Prine« Gustavus Adol phus of Sweden and Princess Margaret of Connaught. 17—Death of Cuban leader, Gen. Maximo Gomes. 23— Death of Judge Stephen Neal, author of 14th amendment, in Lebanon, Ind........ Bloodv strike battles In Loda, Poland. 25—1750,000 fire In retail district of Nash ville. _ 28 Great mutiny and rioting at Odessa, Russia. July. 1— Death of John Hay. Secretary of Stat« ....Paul Morton Is suceeded as Secretary of tbe Navy by Charles J Bonaparte. 2— Cloudburst In Guanajuato, Mexico, de stroys 1,000 Ilves. 5—Tornado In North Texas. 6 Ellhu Root appointed Secretary of State to succeed the late John Hay. 11—Fire damp explosion In Welsh col liery kills 126 miners. 16—Death of Gen. W W. Blackmar, G. A. R. National Commander. 20— Strike of Chi- ago teamsters Is ended. 21 — Boiler explosion on L. S. H. Benning ton In S hu Diego harbor kills thirty seven and injures ninety seven others. 23 Death of Daniel S. Lamont. 24— Bones of John Paul Jones placed In vault in Aunapolis. 25 Yellow fever epidemic In New Or leans. Au gnat. 8—Collapse of »tore in Albany, N. Y., kills twelve persons. 0—Russian and Japanese peace commis sioners meat at Portsmouth, N. H. 10— Flala Zeigler expedition, rescued by the steamer Terra Nova, reaches Honnlng- svaag, Norway. 13— Referendum In Norway favors separa tion* 16— Reciprocity convention in Chicago. 17— Fifty passengers drown when excur sion train rune Into open draw near Nor folk, Vs. 21—Earthquake felt in Illinois. Mis souri, Kentucky, Indiana and Tennessee,... Death of Mary Mapes Dodge. 20 -Russian and Japanese envoys agree upon terms of peace. Beplember. 1 Alberta becomes new State of Canada. 2 Five million dollar fire in Adrianople, Turkey. 4—Death of Heseklah Butterworth, his torian. 5 Treaty of peace between Russia and Japan signed In Portsmouth, N. II........ Peace riots In ¿okiv. A Earthquake In Southern Italy destroys 400 Ilves and twenty villages 9 Rand powder factory, Fairchance, I’a., explodes, destroying thirty Ilves 11— Mlkasa. Admiral Togo's flagship, burns and 59w lives are lost. 14 Death of Patrick Collins, Mayor of Boston. 18 Death of George McDonald, novelist. 24—Great tire in Butte, Mont. 26—Manila swept by typhoon. October. 4—Six hundred thousand dollar Rhinelander, WIs 13 Norwegian treaty adopted by Swedish Parliament. ... Death of Sir Henry Irving 14— Close of Lewis and (’lark Exposition in Portland, Ore... .Treaty between Russia and Japan signed by Cxar and Mikado. 17 Fatal tornado at Sorento. 111. 19 -20- Storm on Great Ixxkes destruya shipping and costs several lives. 23 Death of Congressman Jerry Simpson of Kansas 30 Caar grants representative govern- ment to Russians. Novem her. 1 Sweden unfurls her new flag ...Bloody riots in Russian cities 3 Enormous loss of life In massacres In cities of Southern Russia 4 Cxar signs manifesto giving freedom to Finland. 12 Bishop Stephen M Merrill, prominent Chicago Methodist, dies. Prince Charles of Denmark chosen King of Norway 14 People of Isle of Plues declare free dom from sovereignty of Cuba. 18 Torpedo boat sunk In German naval maneuvers and thirty throe men drowned. 19 One hundred Ilves lost In wreck of steamer llllja In English Channel.... Thir ty nine men die In Glasgow lodging house fire 23 State entry of Klug llaakon VII and Queen Maude Into Christiana. 26 Eight en persons killed and twenty- five Injured In railway wreck near Lincoln, Mass .Fleet of allied powers seise Tnik- Ish Island of Mytllene 27 Drunken Russian soldiers st Alexan- drovsk burn barracks and eighty political prisoners. 28 Severe gale causes much damage to property In Great Lakes district. December. 1 Cuban elections a landslide for moder ate party. 2 Iron missile thrown through window of President Roosevelt's special train lu Phila delphia 4 Fifty ninth Congress meets .Wiscon- aln legislature meets In social session ... Balfour ministry In England resigns 5 Lieut Gen HakharotT s’aln by woman In province of Saratoff. Russia. R Mrs Mary M Rogers hanged In Wind- tor. Vt U Death of Edward Atkinson, political economist. My Hair is Extra Long “Are you Hungary?" “Yes. Slant" “Well, tome along; I'll FIJI." Downtown—How did Binkers, tbe architect, become so poor? Uptown— He built a house for himself. Dressmaker—Aud would you have leg-of-mutton «I ppvpr madam ? < tomer—Most certainly not. lama vegeta rlan ¡—Punch. Teacher—Can you tell me tbe dlf- ference between “like" and "love?” Small Boy—Yes. ma'am. I like my father aud mother, hut I love pie. <'oniluctor—Why don't yon get up and give that lady a seat? Passenger —She might say, “Thank you," and I have a weak heart.—Pittsburg Dis patch. Ethel—And are you sure you love me, George? George—Sure? Ask my boss. He says If I don't stop this dreaming all day long he'll discharge me.—Puck. "Yes, old man, we're fixing to go to housekeeping; what has been your ex perience with servant girls?" "Hush! Come over here where my wife can’t bear.”—Houston Post. “Papa,” said Ruth after her first day at school. “I don't want to go to school until I learn more, for to-day the teacher asked me ever so many things I didn’t know.” Nell—Oh, my! Here's a telegram from Jack of the football team. Bell —What does It say? Nell—It says: “Nose broken. How do you prefer It set—Greek or Roman?” Fond Wife—You'll think of me sometimes while you are away, dear? Fond Hubby—Not likely. Didn't the doctor say I was to go away for ray health and avoid all worry?—Scraps. Cholly Callow—At any rate the for tune-teller said I had the make-up of a gentleman about me. Miss Snapper —About you? Then why In tbe world don't you put the make-up on?—Chi cago News. "Wonderful thing—this eddlcation,” said the old man. "In what way?” "In tills way: John knows just enough Latin, an’ Greek, an' French to know nothin’ at all about makin' a livin'!” —Atlanta Constitution. “Haven’t you ever thought of going to work?" asked the farmer's wife of Sauntering Sam. "Yes'm," replied the veteran tramp; "1 thought of it once —but I was deeleeryus at de time."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Meeks—My wife called me up on the phone six timeB to-day. Weeks— What for? Meeks—The last live times were for the purpose of calling uie down because I didn't answer the first time she called me up.—Philadelphia Inquirer. “Have you 'The Art of Making Up?’ ” asked the lady ot tbe clerk In the book store. "I don't think I have, ma’am,” replied the young man. “I quarreled with my wife a week ago, and I can't get her to say a word to me.”—Yonkers Statesman. "See here!" snapped tbe landlord, who had responded to the tenant’s hurry call for a plumber, "I thought you said tbe water In your cellar was two feet deep. It's only a few Inch es." "Well, that's as deep ns my two feet,” retorted the tenant, "and that’s too much." "I don't see what a man wants with two wives!" snorted Mrs. Enpeek, as she threw down a paper containing an account of the Smoot case. "1 don't either," said Mr. Enpeek fervently. It must have been the wa.v he said it that made Mrs. Enpeek so uuid.—Lou isville Courier-Journal. "There are great tilings In store for you," said the fortune-teller to the young man; "but there will be many obstacles to overcome. There Is a woman continually crossing your path, a large woman with dark hair and eyes. She will dog your footsteps un tiringly." "Yes—1 know who that Is." "Ah, you have seen her?" "Yes; she's my washwoman.”—Milwaukee Senti nel. It was the wedding day, and the un fortunate bridegroom was making bls exit with the usual accompaniment of rice and old boots. He snatched his hat from a peg. seized an umbrella from the hnll stand, and was going out of the door, when the bride's fath er called after him: "You've taken my umbrella, Henry. Rrlng It back at once. I've six daughters, but only one good umbrella.” "Doctor," said the patient, "I be lieve there’s something wrong with my stomach." "Not a bit of It.” re plied the doctor. "God made your stomach, and He knows how to make stomachs. There’s something wrong with the stuff you put Into It. maybe, and with the way you stuff It In and stamp It down; but your stomach ts all right.” And Immediately tbe pa tient discharged him. Ilone.ty of lb. Modern Kind. "And now. my son." said the bank president, "ott this the threshold of your business life I desire to Impress 1 one thought upon you. Honesty, ever and always. Is the policy that Is best." "Yea, father." said the young man. Odds and Kudo, "And. by the way," appended the This being lu love takes up more graybeard. "I would urge you to read time than au aching tooth. up a little corporation law. it will Why do parents always boastlngly antaxe you to find how many things give the weight of what the stork you can do In a business way and brings them? still be honest."—Mlnnea|s>lls Jour Mau learns from every experience, nal. except an experience with a woman Carefal nt Mother*« Health. In It "Harry, did yon not hear your Are you at «étiré In paying a bill you owe as you are In collecting a bill mother calling you?" "Conroe 1 did." due you? "Then why don't you go to her?" Talk Is cheap, but like other cheap "She's nervous. If I should go too tiling«, it Is apt to prove expensive in quick she'd drop dead," and Harry the end. You can't depend on anybody but went on with bls playing aa if nothing yourself; and you can't dejieiid ou disturbed his mind —Albany, X Y.. Journal. yourself much. Most of the men who get up color- A woman who never travel, and rd posters for tbe ctrcu.ee bare never ne'er expects to recently bouaht .1 seen the slow. book of a book agent, entl'led. ‘‘How to Behave W hen on a Sleeping Car." d b, .trus.I.U These Rapid Tiaaes. "We are certainly going the pace." "How so?" "I enly packed my linen suit away yesterday and to-day the Christmas num bers of th. magaslnee are out"—Loul» villo Conrlor-Journal. Feed your hair; nourish it; give it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer’s Hair Vigor is the only hair-food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. For bronchial trountes try Piso’a Cure for Consumption. It is a good cough Bedicioe. At druggists, price 25 cents. Rttkle«« Cavraare. “I talked real sassy to the hotel tele graph operator.” “My goodness! You didn’t dare?” "Yes, I did.” "Gee! 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He guarantt estocurecaia rh. asthma, lung, ihr at, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver; kid neys, etc.; has hundreds ot t< dtimonlals. Charge« moderate. Call aud see him. Patients out of the city write for blankr and c rculurs. bend stamp. CONSULTATION F k EE. St. Jacobs Oil has traveled round the world, and everywhere human tddress THEC.6EE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO Aches and Pains 162H first St., S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper. PORTLAND, OREGON. V_________ have welcomed it and blest it for a cure. P. N. U. J No. 1 06 Price, 25c. and 5Oc. HEN writing to ad vertí sers pleat« mention this paper. I W e an crown ana Driagewora wnnoui pa n. Our IS years’ experience in plate work en ables us to tit your mouth comfortably. I>r. W. A. W ise has found a safe way to extract teeth absolutely without pain. I>r. T. P. Wise is an expert at go d filling and crown and bmigework. Extracting ir^e when plates or bridges are ord* red. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Falling Bldg., Third and Washington Sts. Open evenings till 9 o'clock. Sundays from » to IX Or Main 2U29. DR. W. A. Wise DR. r. P. WISE. Start the New Year Right! TART the new year with a clean mind and a clean body! Most people are very real and clean in their outward appearance, but how about the inside? Are you clean insidej* And if not, how can you face the New Year with clean thoughts, clear intelli gence. a fair. just, and bright mind, and your full share of capacity for work and enjoyment. • • • The holidays are over and everybody's had a good time—perhaps a little too much of a good time. Over-eating and over drinking have been the rule ever since Thanksgiving Day. Many people get little exercise In winter and breathe much stuffy, over-heated In side air. At the same time they eat too much rich and lndigest.ble food, while fresh fruit and fresh vegetables are scarce in the market. So stomach and bowels are liable to be over-taxed. e e e Clog up. stretch and paralyze the large intestine by over-stuffing it with undi gested food, so It can not carry off the useless refuse, end it ' backa up" the sewage, and compels the small Intestine to absorb the poison of decaying matter, Instead of wholesome nourishment. That's what must happen. Isn't it plain as day? What's the result? Nearly everybody "gains In flesh" in the winter time, but it's pussy fat — not healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets Inactive; the bile doesn't "work off"; the eyes get yei!ow; the skin gets dead Uke putty and pa!e like dough, with boils, pimples, blackheads, liver-spots to break the monotony. Dizziness, headaches, blurred vision, foul breath, sleeplessness and a temper !?SS — c^t make such persons very pleasant company to themselves and others. • • a But, you say—"I’ll take a course of Spring medicine to clean me out next April." Not considering your duty to yourself and family, isn't it certain that to leave the body full of poison all winter, and then suddenly attempt to force out all impurities by one violent attack is danger ous, absurd and unreasonable? ... Keep clean inside all the time. That's the simple solution. If you can not diet, or keep your mech anism going by proper exercise, the self- evident alternative is to take Cascarete, the sweet, fragrant, harmless little ve-e- table tablets, that "act like exercise" on your bowels, and gently but powerfully clean out and disinfect the whole diges tive canal. A Cascaret every night before going to bed will "work while you sleep" and make you "feel fine in the morning." If you have been neglecting yourself for some time, take a Cascaret night and morning and break up the "constipated habit" without acquiring a " cathartic habit." e e e Cascarete are scld by all druggists. 10o. 25c and 50c. The 10c size trial box Is a neat fit for the vest pccket or lady's purse. Be sure to get the genuine, with the " long-tailed C " on the box and the letters "CCC” on each tablet. They are never sold in bulk. «*- TRES TO OVR rRlFNDJI We waat t» sct <1 t» w frient a b-aittif» Fr-ndi-ere.rwt GOL£>-rLA7f.D ÜOKBO8 BOX har.-reiawi-o ta cotors, lt is a brautr «w tha «reasta* tabir- Ten cents ta star« i, as a fz"Ji uS ta cwer reat W CiKaretB wna wMch Itas trtakrt i» loxl.l. Tl ■ «J'S4 ’î-^ar. mvrbootae Wt mo - t . Aeervsô Stcrlta» ksttour (.taca*. 8aw T wa.
