'CHRONOLOGY OF 1905,
The Home
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is the home where good cooking is
loved» where the family enjoy the
finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes,
and pies and other good things every
day. The baking is always delicious
and wholesome because
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6—^Chicago teamsttrs «trlks la aywpathy
with garment workers
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8—CeUapee of water reservoir at Madrid
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Indian-
IT—Four boy. killed lu P»“*'
.poll. Ma.onlc Tempi.
90- Thirteen litre lo«t In burnln« of con*
tent tn St O.n.rl.r., Quebec
Mt— Lire th ot Joseph
Frink G. Bl»«low. pre.ld.nt of Mtl-
w.uke. Firit N.Uuu.l Bank, ».know!.a...
hlm.elf . defaulter for kl.5W.0UU of bank,
fund..... Te.m.t.r.' .irUe lu < bleak« «“P-
Most significant of the events of poaed to b. ended. Earthquake* “•*'
1906, because It Indicates unmistak Bombay. India, kill Ofty pereou.
23—Chicago team.tera' .trike ou again.
ably the inexorable advenes of man
28—Death of G.u rTt»hugh L«e . Biot-
kind toward high Ideals of liberty, Ing In Chicago.... Tornado at I-aredo, Tea.,
kills sixteen persons.
justice and perfect civilization, la the
»»—Thirteen miner* killed by eipioeion
political and economic upheaval now near Wilburton, Ok.
taking place In Hussla. Wearying
under a load of taxation, ren
dered well-nigh unbearable by added
% .C hicago
i burdens Imposed by the proeecu-
' tlon of a disastrous war,
the
peasantry and common people started
a revolt against tbe tyrannical aris
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tocracy, and bave been able to force
Chicago
from their unwilling ruler many con
cessions tending toward a free citizen
ship. Massacre and rapine, in which
the Jews were the chief sufferers, are
part of the price paid for the advan
tage gained. Another Impressive proof
Foundation of Mark Twa I n’s Fortune of civilisation's advance is tbe blood-
Self-Supporting Park.
Murk Twain says that in his earlier less revolution by which Norway has
Following the example of ninny
European cities, Los Angeles, Cal., days he did not enjoy tbe exceptional dissolved lta political connection with
will turn Griffith Park, wl’h an area prosperity which came later in his ca Sweden and seated a king upon lta
of 3,000 acres of brush
1
land, Into a reer. It is commonly the lot of genius long unuiued throne. The recent ex
commercial forest, Four experts, with to suffer neglect at first and expert* posures of graft and fraud In high
a view to converting this practically j ence did not affect his abiding good financial circles aud last summer's la
waste piece of laud into a productive | nature. In a conversation with Wil bor troubles In Chicago are only inci
forest, made a comprehensive planting liam Dean Howells on one occasion the dents of tbe constant conflict being
place for the trees, which will not subject of literature vicissitudes was waged for the establishment of jus
tice and fair treatment between man
only pay for its cultivation and care broached by the humorist.
through the sale of mature timber, but
“My difficulties taught me some and man.
will prove a constant source of pleas thrift,” he observed. “But I never
The Russo Japanese war, after a
ure and recreation for the citizens of knew whether it was wiser to spend brilliant series of land campaigns,
Loa Angeles. Los Angeles is tbe first my last nickel for a cigar to smoke or during which one after another of the
American city to adopt this plan, but for an apple to devo
strongholds of the Russians in Man
It Is predicted that other municipal!
“I am astGundcJ,*’ observed Mr. churia fell into tbe bands of their op
ties in this country will soon follow In Howells, “that a ; erson of so little ponents, and a decisive battle on tbe
Its footsteps.
decision should m *et with so much Sea of Japan, that Is said to bave been
worldly success.”
one of the greatest naval contests of
Controlling Nature.
Mark Twain nodded very gravely.
«11 history, has been brought to a
Everybody knows that of late years
“Indecision about spending money,” close, and largely, we believe, by
natural forces have been wonderfully
subjected to man’s need.
We are he said, “is worthy of cultivation. American Influence.
The completion of the great Simplon
dazzled by the spectacular achieve- 1 When I couldn’t decide what to buy
merits in steam and electricity, but are with my last nickel I kept it, and so tunnel was the accomplishment of an-
other great englneerlng feat, and the
likely to forget the less noisy but no became rich.”
Lewis and Clark Exposition In Port-
less marvelous conquest of animal and
Mothers will And Mrr. Winslow's Soothing
plant life.
Borges are swifter, cattle* Syrup the best remedy to line for their children land. Ore., presented to the world a
record of achievement In all lines.
heavier, cows give more milk and sheep during the teething period.
Great disasters have been fewer
have finer fleeces than in days gone by.
Many horses are made vicious fron. than usual, though tornadoes In Okla
In plants the transformation is even
homa and Kansas destroyed more
more marked.
People now living can cruel treatment.
than flve hundred lives, and earth
remember when the number of edible
Food for Thought.
quakes, fire and railway wrecks bave
fruits and vegetables was far less than
"I trust, Miss Cutting” remarked
done their dread work.
at present and even those that could be
young Ilorem, as he rose to depart
grown were vastly inferior to what we
The year’s list of famous dead con-
after
a
prolonged
stay,
“
that
I
have
now have. For example, our parents
tains the names of many men and
much
of
your
val-
not
taken
up
too
knew nothing of the tomato, except as
women noted in the arts, statecraft.
a curious ornament in the garden uable time."
philanthropy and business.
"Not at all, Mr.
Sweet corn was hardly better than the
The principal events of 1905 are
commonest field sorts. All oranges had fair damsel. "The time you have tak- briefly summarized below:
eu
up
has
been
of
no
value
to
uie
seeds.
Celery was little known and (
January,
poor in quality. In the jiower bed the i whatever, I assure you."
2—Surrender of Port Arthur.
Then lie went forth Into the night,
magnificent pansy has replaced the in- I
8 Towboat Defender blown up en Ohio
significant heart’s ease from which i< and wandered homeward, wrapped in River: 20 Uvea loot.
4 Death of Theodore Thomas, orchestra
was developed, and the sweet pea in all a heavy mantle of thought.—Chicago leader
5—Admiral Rojeatvensky's flagship Kolas
its dainty splendor traces its origin to Journal.
fiouvaroff sunk off Madngascar.
the common garden vegetable.
9 Death of Louise Michel, French an
The Choice of the People.
This progress has been made in spite
archlst.
When things began to go too "fast
15— Combes’ ministry I d France resigns.
of the great tendency manifested in all
16— Secretary Hay advises China to re
plants and animals to go bat k to the and loose” in New York, the people main
neutral.... Earthquake at Shemakha,
original type. It is inch el a battle to rose up in their wrath, got together and Russia, buries hundreds of people.
18-
End of textile strike In Fall River,
elected
a
district
attorney
who
makes
keep strains pure and up to the stand
Mass
ard they have already Attained, let life miserable for wrongdoers. Jerome
19 Atteaipt to assassinate Cxar aud Rus
alone any improvement. The practical flaunted the banner of no political slan royal family.
22— MaRsacre of workingmen by Csar's
results are accomplished by men operat party; he was the people’s choice.
troops In St. Petersburg.
Pillsbury’s Vitos is the first choice
ing largely for love of the work, like
23- Revolt
spreads
through
Russian
Luther Burbank, in California, and of all people who relish good things for cities.
25—Liberals defeated In Ontario general
breakfast.
It's
dainty,
delicious
and
Eckford in England, as well as by the
elections....('zar Issues proclamation prom
lalng reforms
great seed merchants, I). M. Ferry A nourishing.
29 Kouropatkln's army driven back from
Co., of Detroit, Mich., who are not
Sandepas by Gen. Oku's forces.
Were Two Morehead«,
only eternally vigilant to hold what
80 -Csar signs document granting great
A well-known clergyman was telling reforms to Russian people.
ground has been gained, but have a
February.
corps of trained specialists, backet! by bin Sunday school class the story of
1 2 Extreme cold wave sweeps Northern
ample means, to conduct new experi the prodigal nun, and wishing to etu
States
and
Canada
Glendive, Mont., has
ments. The results of their experi- ; phaalzo th® disagreeable attitude of temperature of 54 degrees below sero
7 Death of Joaeph 11. Manlev of Maine.
ences can be found in their 1906 Need tbe elder brother ou that occasion, he
passes Statehood bill.
Annual, which they will send tree to laid special stress on this phase of ....Senate
Roosevelt and Fairbanks declared elect
the parable. After describing the re ed 8 after
al) applicants.
count of electoral votes In Con
Joicing of the household over the re- gress
9 House passes Townsend Esch railway
Frutes «louai Jenlonsy.
turn of the wayward son, hr spoke of rate
bill.
"Mr. Dustin Stax saya lie Isn't going one who, in the midst of festivities,
10 Death of Hon. Chas. H. Hackley of
Muskeg
on. Mich.
to endow any more libraries."
failed to share in tbe Jubilant wpirit of
13 Severest cold wave of winter.
"But I thought be was devoted to tbe occasion.
15 Death of Geu. Lew Wallace.
16 Death of Jay Cooke, noted financier
literature, lie has written books him
“Can any one In the class,” he asked,
17 Grand Duke Sergius killed by bomb
self.”
“tell me who this was?”
In Moscow.... Frances Willard statue dedi
In Statuary Hall, Washington
"That's the trouble. The people let
A small boy who had been listening rated
20 Explosion In Virginia City coal mines,
the dust lie on hla books and stand in sympathetically to the story, put up near
Bessemer, Ala., entombs 152 miners.
. .. .Fire destroys piers and ship« at Charles
line to get ‘Mazie’s Wooing’ and his band.
town, Mass.
‘When True Love W as in Bloom* and
“I know,” be said, beamingly, “it
24 Borina of 81mplon tunnel under the
works of that character.”—Washing was the fatted calf.”—San Francisco A1 l > s I s finished.
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fire In Hot Springs, Ark
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♦—Cartkqaakts in India devastate wifi?
eeaalry aud deetroj hundreds ot
cision against Russia
26 Illinois Central terminals In New Or
leans burn with loss of 15.000,000. .. .Thirty
five miners killed by explosion at Wllcoe,
W Vs
27 Death of Geo. 8. Boutwell of Massa
chusetts........lodge Swayne of Florida ac
quitted by United States Senate. ... Eleven
tenons killed by collapse of church floor
n Brooklyn. v
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28 Death of Mrs. I.etand Stanford Ir
Honolulu.
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March.
8 Cxar of Russia signs rescript giving
people a right to representation In law
making body . .Thirty persons killed in
wreck of Inauguration special trains near
Pittsburg
4 Roosevelt Is Inaugurated.... End of
58th Congress
Will j Davie and two
others Indicted aa responsible for Iroquota
fire
.Chas Thomas found guilty of Ma
bel Scofield murder.
7 Big traction strike begins In S.w
York.
8 Japan«» win battle of Mukden, aft.r
eighteen days’ fighting
10 Mukden «aptured by Japanese
11 Mrs Chadwick convicted of uonsplr
aey In Cleveland
14 Nineteen Ilves lost tn New York tene
ment house fire
17 Death of Geu Joseph R Hawley of
Connecticut
18 19 Twenty four miners killed bv ex
plosion In mines near Thurmond. W Va
Explosion and fire lu Brockton, Mass
shoo factory causes 108 deaths.
24 Drath of Julea Verne.
A prll.
8 President Roosevelt leaves Washington
on va< atlon trip . Explosion In Leiter
mines at Zeigler. Ill , kills thirty five men
. . .Russian artillery depot tn Harbin blown
up and seventy five turn killed
flolanleal.
We must condone
Milady's fade.
And dumbly own
That l.ily pads.
r.
o.
Unultl «over
It.
“Lovely sleeping nymph,“ Isn’t It?”
•‘Ye «•.”
“Do you notice the glamour tha art
1st has thrown over It?”
“No. 1 don't But If It wai mln« I
would throw a hors« blanket over It.”
Getting Alaa*.
"Let's see Wlllyuiua was married a
little over a year ago. wasn't he? How
does he and hie wife get along?"
"Nplendld "
"That's good '•
“Tee. they re divorc'd now."
May.
1—Ona hundred person« killed In disturb
ances In Poland.
,
.
2 4— Serious strlks riots lu streets or <-ni-
6 Pat Crows gives himself up to authori
ties In Omaha, but disappears
.
9—Tornado destroys thirty five lives ana
much property in Marquette. Kan.
. a_
entertained la
1O—President Roosevelt eutert
In Oklahoma
kills 500
(’hlcago... .Tornado L.
C-1--
persons.
peiBous.
. . .
-
11— Fifty persons killed and 100 injured
In railway accident at South Harrisburg,
Pa
12— Nan Patterson released
------------- In
, New York.
14-Death of Jessie Bsrtlett Davis
16 Northern and Southern Baptists meet
In Joint convention In St. Louis... .Liar is
sues rescript granting sweeping reforms in
Poland and Baltic provinces.
21 Death of Judge Albion W. Tourgee in
Bordeaux, France.
23 Death of Mrs. Marr A Livermore.
26 Death of Barou Alphonse de Roth
schild.
27 Russian Baltic first under Rojestven
sky defeated in great battle lu Korean
Straits by Japanese under Togo
28 -American yacht Atlantic wins Kais
er’s cup In trans-Atlantic race.
29— Death of former Premier Francises
Sllvela In Madrid, Spain.
86 Bomb thrown at carriage of
Alphonso of Spain and President Loubst of
France In Paris.
Jana.
1— Opening of Lewis and Clark Exposi
tion lu Portland, Oregon.... Earthquake In
Montenegro.... Two hundred drown In over
flow of reservoirs at Princetown, Natal.
2— Japan shaken by earthquake»
6—Crown Prince Frederic William of Ger
many weds Princess Cecile of Mecklenburg-
Schwerin .... Norway declares her iuuepend-
ence of Sweden.
9—President Roosevelt arranges for peace
negotiations between Japan and Rusala.
18—Theodor Delyannls, Grecian premier,
fatally stabbed by gambler.
15 Marriage of Prine« Gustavus Adol
phus of Sweden and Princess Margaret of
Connaught.
17—Death of Cuban leader, Gen. Maximo
Gomes.
23— Death of Judge Stephen Neal, author
of 14th amendment, in Lebanon, Ind........
Bloodv strike battles In Loda, Poland.
25—1750,000 fire In retail district of Nash
ville.
_
28 Great mutiny and rioting at Odessa,
Russia.
July.
1— Death of John Hay. Secretary of Stat«
....Paul Morton Is suceeded as Secretary
of tbe Navy by Charles J Bonaparte.
2— Cloudburst In Guanajuato, Mexico, de
stroys 1,000 Ilves.
5—Tornado In North Texas.
6 Ellhu Root appointed Secretary of
State to succeed the late John Hay.
11—Fire damp explosion In Welsh col
liery kills 126 miners.
16—Death of Gen. W W. Blackmar, G.
A. R. National Commander.
20— Strike of Chi- ago teamsters Is ended.
21 — Boiler explosion on L. S. H. Benning
ton In S hu Diego harbor kills thirty seven
and injures ninety seven others.
23 Death of Daniel S. Lamont.
24— Bones of John Paul Jones placed In
vault in Aunapolis.
25 Yellow fever epidemic In New Or
leans.
Au gnat.
8—Collapse of »tore in Albany, N. Y.,
kills twelve persons.
0—Russian and Japanese peace commis
sioners meat at Portsmouth, N. H.
10— Flala Zeigler expedition, rescued by
the steamer Terra Nova, reaches Honnlng-
svaag, Norway.
13— Referendum In Norway favors separa
tion*
16— Reciprocity convention in Chicago.
17— Fifty passengers drown when excur
sion train rune Into open draw near Nor
folk, Vs.
21—Earthquake felt in Illinois. Mis
souri, Kentucky, Indiana and Tennessee,...
Death of Mary Mapes Dodge.
20 -Russian and Japanese envoys agree
upon terms of peace.
Beplember.
1 Alberta becomes new State of Canada.
2 Five million dollar fire in Adrianople,
Turkey.
4—Death of Heseklah Butterworth, his
torian.
5 Treaty of peace between Russia and
Japan signed In Portsmouth, N. II........
Peace riots In ¿okiv.
A Earthquake In Southern Italy destroys
400 Ilves and twenty villages
9 Rand powder factory, Fairchance, I’a.,
explodes, destroying thirty Ilves
11— Mlkasa. Admiral Togo's flagship,
burns and 59w lives are lost.
14 Death of Patrick Collins, Mayor of
Boston.
18 Death of George McDonald, novelist.
24—Great tire in Butte, Mont.
26—Manila swept by typhoon.
October.
4—Six hundred thousand dollar
Rhinelander, WIs
13 Norwegian treaty adopted by Swedish
Parliament. ... Death of Sir Henry Irving
14— Close of Lewis and (’lark Exposition
in Portland, Ore... .Treaty between Russia
and Japan signed by Cxar and Mikado.
17 Fatal tornado at Sorento. 111.
19 -20- Storm on Great Ixxkes destruya
shipping and costs several lives.
23 Death of Congressman Jerry Simpson
of Kansas
30 Caar grants representative govern-
ment to Russians.
Novem her.
1 Sweden unfurls her new flag ...Bloody
riots in Russian cities
3 Enormous loss of life In massacres In
cities of Southern Russia
4 Cxar signs manifesto giving freedom
to Finland.
12 Bishop Stephen M Merrill, prominent
Chicago Methodist, dies.
Prince Charles
of Denmark chosen King of Norway
14 People of Isle of Plues declare free
dom from sovereignty of Cuba.
18 Torpedo boat sunk In German naval
maneuvers and thirty throe men drowned.
19 One hundred Ilves lost In wreck of
steamer llllja In English Channel.... Thir
ty nine men die In Glasgow lodging house
fire
23 State entry of Klug llaakon VII and
Queen Maude Into Christiana.
26 Eight en persons killed and twenty-
five Injured In railway wreck near Lincoln,
Mass
.Fleet of allied powers seise Tnik-
Ish Island of Mytllene
27 Drunken Russian soldiers st Alexan-
drovsk burn barracks and eighty political
prisoners.
28 Severe gale causes much damage to
property In Great Lakes district.
December.
1 Cuban elections a landslide for moder
ate party.
2 Iron missile thrown through window of
President Roosevelt's special train lu Phila
delphia
4 Fifty ninth Congress meets
.Wiscon-
aln legislature meets In social session ...
Balfour ministry In England resigns
5 Lieut Gen HakharotT s’aln by woman
In province of Saratoff. Russia.
R Mrs Mary M Rogers hanged In Wind-
tor. Vt
U Death of Edward Atkinson, political
economist.
My Hair is
Extra Long
“Are you Hungary?" “Yes. Slant"
“Well, tome along; I'll FIJI."
Downtown—How did Binkers, tbe
architect, become so poor? Uptown—
He built a house for himself.
Dressmaker—Aud would you have
leg-of-mutton «I ppvpr madam ? <
tomer—Most certainly not. lama
vegeta rlan ¡—Punch.
Teacher—Can you tell me tbe dlf-
ference between “like" and "love?”
Small Boy—Yes. ma'am. I like my
father aud mother, hut I love pie.
<'oniluctor—Why don't yon get up
and give that lady a seat? Passenger
—She might say, “Thank you," and I
have a weak heart.—Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Ethel—And are you sure you love
me, George? George—Sure? Ask my
boss. He says If I don't stop this
dreaming all day long he'll discharge
me.—Puck.
"Yes, old man, we're fixing to go to
housekeeping; what has been your ex
perience with servant girls?" "Hush!
Come over here where my wife can’t
bear.”—Houston Post.
“Papa,” said Ruth after her first
day at school. “I don't want to go to
school until I learn more, for to-day
the teacher asked me ever so many
things I didn’t know.”
Nell—Oh, my! Here's a telegram
from Jack of the football team. Bell
—What does It say? Nell—It says:
“Nose broken. How do you prefer It
set—Greek or Roman?”
Fond Wife—You'll think of me
sometimes while you are away, dear?
Fond Hubby—Not likely. Didn't the
doctor say I was to go away for ray
health and avoid all worry?—Scraps.
Cholly Callow—At any rate the for
tune-teller said I had the make-up of
a gentleman about me. Miss Snapper
—About you? Then why In tbe world
don't you put the make-up on?—Chi
cago News.
"Wonderful thing—this eddlcation,”
said the old man. "In what way?”
"In tills way: John knows just enough
Latin, an’ Greek, an' French to know
nothin’ at all about makin' a livin'!”
—Atlanta Constitution.
“Haven’t you ever thought of going
to work?" asked the farmer's wife of
Sauntering Sam. "Yes'm," replied the
veteran tramp; "1 thought of it once
—but I was deeleeryus at de time."—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Meeks—My wife called me up on
the phone six timeB to-day. Weeks—
What for? Meeks—The last live times
were for the purpose of calling uie
down because I didn't answer the first
time she called me up.—Philadelphia
Inquirer.
“Have you 'The Art of Making
Up?’ ” asked the lady ot tbe clerk In
the book store. "I don't think I have,
ma’am,” replied the young man. “I
quarreled with my wife a week ago,
and I can't get her to say a word to
me.”—Yonkers Statesman.
"See here!" snapped tbe landlord,
who had responded to the tenant’s
hurry call for a plumber, "I thought
you said tbe water In your cellar was
two feet deep. It's only a few Inch
es." "Well, that's as deep ns my two
feet,” retorted the tenant, "and that’s
too much."
"I don't see what a man wants with
two wives!" snorted Mrs. Enpeek, as
she threw down a paper containing an
account of the Smoot case. "1 don't
either," said Mr. Enpeek fervently.
It must have been the wa.v he said it
that made Mrs. Enpeek so uuid.—Lou
isville Courier-Journal.
"There are great tilings In store for
you," said the fortune-teller to the
young man; "but there will be many
obstacles to overcome. There Is a
woman continually crossing your path,
a large woman with dark hair and
eyes. She will dog your footsteps un
tiringly." "Yes—1 know who that Is."
"Ah, you have seen her?" "Yes; she's
my washwoman.”—Milwaukee Senti
nel.
It was the wedding day, and the un
fortunate bridegroom was making bls
exit with the usual accompaniment of
rice and old boots. He snatched his
hat from a peg. seized an umbrella
from the hnll stand, and was going
out of the door, when the bride's fath
er called after him: "You've taken my
umbrella, Henry. Rrlng It back at
once. I've six daughters, but only one
good umbrella.”
"Doctor," said the patient, "I be
lieve there’s something wrong with
my stomach." "Not a bit of It.” re
plied the doctor. "God made your
stomach, and He knows how to make
stomachs. There’s something wrong
with the stuff you put Into It. maybe,
and with the way you stuff It In and
stamp It down; but your stomach ts
all right.” And Immediately tbe pa
tient discharged him.
Ilone.ty of lb. Modern Kind.
"And now. my son." said the bank
president, "ott this the threshold of
your business life I desire to Impress
1 one thought upon you. Honesty, ever
and always. Is the policy that Is best."
"Yea, father." said the young man.
Odds and Kudo,
"And. by the way," appended the
This being lu love takes up more graybeard. "I would urge you to read
time than au aching tooth.
up a little corporation law. it will
Why do parents always boastlngly antaxe you to find how many things
give the weight of what the stork you can do In a business way and
brings them?
still be honest."—Mlnnea|s>lls Jour
Mau learns from every experience, nal.
except an experience with a woman
Carefal nt Mother*« Health.
In It
"Harry,
did yon not hear your
Are you at «étiré In paying a bill
you owe as you are In collecting a bill mother calling you?"
"Conroe 1 did."
due you?
"Then why don't you go to her?"
Talk Is cheap, but like other cheap
"She's nervous. If I should go too
tiling«, it Is apt to prove expensive in
quick she'd drop dead," and Harry
the end.
You can't depend on anybody but went on with bls playing aa if nothing
yourself; and you can't dejieiid ou disturbed his mind —Albany, X Y..
Journal.
yourself much.
Most of the men who get up color-
A woman who never travel, and
rd posters for tbe ctrcu.ee bare never ne'er expects to recently bouaht .1
seen the slow.
book of a book agent, entl'led. ‘‘How
to Behave W hen on a Sleeping Car."
d b, .trus.I.U
These Rapid Tiaaes.
"We are certainly going the pace."
"How so?"
"I enly packed my linen suit away
yesterday and to-day the Christmas num
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“I talked real sassy to the hotel tele
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“My goodness! You didn’t dare?”
"Yes, I did.”
"Gee! I'd like to have a picture of a
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"What would you call it?"
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Start the New Year Right!
TART the new year with a clean
mind and a clean body!
Most people are very real
and clean in their outward
appearance, but how about the inside?
Are you clean insidej*
And if not, how can you face the New
Year with clean thoughts, clear intelli
gence. a fair. just, and bright mind, and
your full share of capacity for work and
enjoyment.
•
•
•
The holidays are over and everybody's
had a good time—perhaps a little too much
of a good time. Over-eating and over
drinking have been the rule ever since
Thanksgiving Day.
Many people get little exercise In winter
and breathe much stuffy, over-heated In
side air.
At the same time they eat too much rich
and lndigest.ble food, while fresh fruit and
fresh vegetables are scarce in the market.
So stomach and bowels are liable to be
over-taxed.
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Clog up. stretch and paralyze the large
intestine by over-stuffing it with undi
gested food, so It can not carry off the
useless refuse, end it ' backa up" the
sewage, and compels the small Intestine
to absorb the poison of decaying matter,
Instead of wholesome nourishment.
That's what must happen. Isn't it plain
as day?
What's the result?
Nearly everybody "gains In flesh" in
the winter time, but it's pussy fat — not
healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets
Inactive; the bile doesn't "work off";
the eyes get yei!ow; the skin gets dead
Uke putty and pa!e like dough, with boils,
pimples, blackheads, liver-spots to break
the monotony.
Dizziness, headaches, blurred vision,
foul breath, sleeplessness and a temper
!?SS —
c^t make such persons very
pleasant company to themselves and
others.
•
•
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But, you say—"I’ll take a course of
Spring medicine to clean me out next
April."
Not considering your duty to yourself
and family, isn't it certain that to leave
the body full of poison all winter, and
then suddenly attempt to force out all
impurities by one violent attack is danger
ous, absurd and unreasonable?
...
Keep clean inside all the time. That's
the simple solution.
If you can not diet, or keep your mech
anism going by proper exercise, the self-
evident alternative is to take Cascarete,
the sweet, fragrant, harmless little ve-e-
table tablets, that "act like exercise" on
your bowels, and gently but powerfully
clean out and disinfect the whole diges
tive canal.
A Cascaret every night before going to
bed will "work while you sleep" and
make you "feel fine in the morning."
If you have been neglecting yourself
for some time, take a Cascaret night and
morning and break up the "constipated
habit" without acquiring a " cathartic
habit."
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Cascarete are scld by all druggists. 10o.
25c and 50c. The 10c size trial box Is a
neat fit for the vest pccket or lady's purse.
Be sure to get the genuine, with the
" long-tailed C " on the box and the letters
"CCC” on each tablet. They are never
sold in bulk.
«*- TRES TO OVR rRlFNDJI
We waat t» sct <1 t» w frient a b-aittif»
Fr-ndi-ere.rwt GOL£>-rLA7f.D ÜOKBO8 BOX
har.-reiawi-o ta cotors, lt is a brautr «w tha
«reasta* tabir- Ten cents ta star« i,
as a
fz"Ji uS ta cwer reat W CiKaretB
wna wMch Itas
trtakrt i» loxl.l.
Tl ■
«J'S4 ’î-^ar. mvrbootae Wt mo - t . Aeervsô
Stcrlta» ksttour
(.taca*.
8aw T wa.