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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 30, 1903)
Scrofula A Foolish Question. <•♦♦♦♦ ♦♦ »♦♦♦♦»»»»♦ ♦ ♦»»♦■»♦♦♦ • • • • “Which,’’ she asked, “would you rather have, immortality or riches?” “How can you ask,” he returned, It 1» commonly Inherited. proudly, drawing himself up to his full Few are entirely free from It. height, “when you know that 1 am Pale, weak, puny children U* writing popular novels.”—Chicago afflicted with it in nine cases out of Record-Herald. < 1 o ten, and many adults suffer from it. : ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ >♦♦■»♦♦♦* »♦♦♦♦!? Raise Bank Cashiers. Common indications are bunches in One hundred and twenty-one men the neck, abscesses, cutaneous erup My Name la NorvaL tions, inflamed eyelids, sore ears, who were born and reared at Owenton, My name la Norval; on ths Grampian Ky., have become cashiers of banks hllla rickets, catarrh, wasting, and general I since setting out for themselves in the My father feeds his flocks—a frugal debility. world. This fact was brought out at swain, ’ the funeral of Walter S. Gazle, the Whose constant cares were to Increase his store. cashier of a local bank, who died last I week. A number of the surviving cash And keep his only son, myself, st home. iers of the town were present on the oc For 1 had heard of battles, and I longed To follow to the field some warlike lord; Eradicate it, positively and absolute casion. And heaven soon granted what my sire ly, This statement is based on the denied. Her Nightly Habit. . thousands of permanent cures these This moon which row last night, round The Doctor — Is your wife a good medicines have wrought. as my shield. Had not yet filled her horns, when, by “ My daughter bad scrofula, with eleven sleeper, Mr. Stubb? Stubb — Yes, pretty good. her light, cores on ber neck and about her ears. Hood’s The Doctor—Does she go to sleep as A band of fierce barbarians from the bills Sarsaparilla was highly recommended and Hushed like a torrent down upon the soon as she touches the pillow? she took It and was cured. She Is now In vale, Stubb—Well—er—she goes to sleep rood health.” M bs . J. H. J oses , Parker The as soon as she touches my vest pocket. Sweeping our flocks and herds. City, Ind. shepherds fled Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to —Chicago News. :: —OLD— ;i FAVORITES ;; Hood’s Sarsaparilla and Pills •uro and keeps the promise. Crime Among Educated. Turkish Proverbs. With patience the sour grapes be come sweet and the mulberry leaf satin. By the time the wise man gets mar ried the fool has grown-up children. Give a swift horse to him who telle the truth, so that as soon as he has told it he may ride and escape. Be not so severe that you are blumed for it, nor so gentle that you are trampled upon for it. If you have to gather thorns, do it by the stranger’s hand.—Mary A. Ma son in “In Lighter Vein” in the No vember Century. Indeed the number of crimes com mitted by the highly educated is an alarming feature of the situation. The list of defaultnig bookkeepers, bank tellers, clerks, and college graduates constantly lengthens, reflecting a lurid light upon the theories of those who attempt to account for the origin of all sin, vice, and crime by ignorance. Those who attribute all crime to intem perance are also silenced, since many prevalent crimes are incompatible with that Vice, for they require the keenest intellects, the most concentrated atten tion. It is noteworthy, also, that rep Future Anticipated. resentatives of the clerical, the legal, "Helen is a pretty bright girl.” and the medical professions are furnish “In what way?” ing an increasing number of crimes of “Why, last night I told her she had dishonesty, violence, and pollution of her head on my shoulder.” domestic life.—From James M. Buck- “What did she say, old man?” ley’s “The Present Epidemic of Crime’’ “Why, she said that was nothing to in the November Century. what I would have on my shoulders when I got married.”—Chicago News. Complete Brewing and Bottling plant, capacity three bbls per day. for Weiss Beer, Ale and Porter, in full operation, only one in Portland or Oregon. Long lease, low rent. Address “Owner” 01 _________________ apply at C. II. Pig- f,rott. Lawyer, 4 Mulkey Building, Purt- anu, Oregon. FOR SALE FORCUD SALE Physiological Error. For safety and for succor. I alone, With bended bow and quiver full of ar rows, Hovered about the enemy, and marked The road he took; then hasted to my friends, Whom, with a troop of fifty chosen men, I met advancing. The pursuit I led, TIB we o’ertook the spofl-ohcixnbered foe. We fought and conquered. Eire a sword was drawn An arrow from my bow had pierced their Chief, Who wore that day the arms which now I wear. Returning home In triumph, I disdained Ths shepherd’s slothful Ilfs; and having heard That our good king had summoned his bold peers To lead their warriors to ths Carron side, I left uiy father’s house, and took with me A chosen servant to conduct my steps— You trembling coward who forsook hie master. Journeying with this Intent, I passed these towers, And, heaven directed, came this day to do The happy deed that gilds my humble name. —Joiin Home. , , “It says in dis paper dat a feller wot broke out o’ jail was shot through de v-i-t-a-l-s. Wot does dat mean?” “T’rough de victuals. Dey must Afton Water. have plugged him in de stumick.” Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy “But dey had chased him two days green braes; Flow gently, I’ll sing theo a song In thy an’ he hadn't had not’in’ to eat.” praise; “Den de paper’s wrong. It oughter said he was shot t’rough de appetite.” My Mary's asleep by thy murmuring Irresistible Combination. stream. Flow gently, sweet Afton, disturb not her dream. THIS DAINTY DAMSEL IS A WHISKY DRUMMER John Bull has been at some pains to gather figures about queer employ ments for women In his domains, and the results are surprising. It appears that In England aud Wales alone, there are nearly 44,000 women bootmakers, 8,238 ropemakers, 4,730 saddle makers, 6,140 who make a living by gardening, 8,850 butchers, 27,707 who keep body and soul together by tending bar, near ly 8,000 bicycle makers, aud—the high est figure of all—117,640 tailors. It ap pears that there are female bailiffs, boatmen, boilermakers, bricklayers, Iron founders, plumbers, plasterers, slaughterers and veterinary surgeons. One woman in the kingdom is set down as a dock laborer, aud another Is a road laborer, while 270 are undertakers and 12 are shepherds. One bright little Irish girl, who man aged to escape the census altogether, has lately branched out for herself as a commercial traveler in whisky, and supposed to be the only woman “whis ky-drummer" In England, if not In the world. She Is Miss Victoria Short, daughter of a Tipperary property own er, whose reduced circumstances on ac count of land agitation made It neces sary for the girl to earn her own liv ing. When given the offer she hesitated, but finally accepted, and she has now become au object of much criticism and curiosity. She has succeeded so well that she Is making a great suc cess of It. Oddly enough, Miss Short’s employer Is a man named Tall. Miss White—So yo’ finally let dat Sam Coal kiss yo’? Thou stock dove whose echo resounds MAKING SANDALWOOD OIL. Miss Snow—Ya-as; de way he argi- through the glen, fyed Ah jist couldn’t he’p it. He said Yo wild whistling blackbirds In yon New Process Has Been Discovered Be- cently Purely by Acoident. cf Ail'd low him to kiss me lebben thorny den. wearing W. L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 shoes. times he’d be in de sebbent’ hebben Thou green-crested lapwing, thy scream One of the must valuable of oils, They equal those ing forbear; foil forty-fob minits. both to the perfumer and the pharma that have been v ost-. I charge you disturb not my slumbering cist, Is that extracted from sandal ing you from $4.00 fair. to 85.00. The im Unsportsmanlike. wood. Its discovery Is due, like others mense sale of W. L. First Chaffeur—Puffer ought to be of Importance, to accident, says the Douglas shoes proves How lofty, sweet Afton, thy neighboring put out of the auto club; he’s no true Saturday Evening I’ost Dr. David T. their superiority over hills. all othor makes. sportsman. Day of the United States Geological Far marked with the courses of clear Sold by retail shoe Second Chaffeur—Why, wliat’s the Society was making some small chemi winding rills! dealers everywhere. matter with Puffer? There daily 1 wander as noon rises high, cal experiments the other day ou the Look for name aud First Chauffeur — He runs people My Bocks and my Mary’s sweet cot in mantelshelf of his office In Washington. price on bottom. That Douglas us«s Cor down promiscuously without even toot my eye. He had some crude petroleum from a ona Colt proves there is ing a horn. A regular pot-hunter. value In Douglas shoes. Texas well and was putting it through Corona Is the highest How pleasant thy banks and green val various processes, more for amusement *rsde Pat. Lest her made. leys below, Where Squeezes Occur. fait Color Eyeleti uifd. than anything else, win'll be noticed Our 94 Qllt Edge Line eannotbe equalled at any price. Where wild In the woodlands tihe prim George — There is a pretty tight Shoes by mall, 26 rents extra. Illustrated that the liquid resulting from a certain roses blow! Catalog free. W. L. DOUGLAS. Brock tun. Mas» squeeze in Wall street. There oft as mild evening sweeps over “reaction” had a powerful odor, it Mayme—There are some pretty tight was too strong to be agreeable to the the lea, 1 ones in this street too. The aweet scented blrk shades my Mary nostrils, but be moistened a bit of George—Why, there is no stock ex and me. paper with the fluid, and, waving it in change in this street, ¡8 there? front of Ills nose, perceived immediate Mayme—No, but there are liamj Thy crystal stream, Afton, how lovely It ly that the smell was that of sandal glides. •‘Both my wife and mynelf have been mocks. wood oil. He had obtained, quite by using CASCARETS and they are the best And winds by the cot wfier® my Mary medicine we have ever had in the house. Last chance an artificial oil of sandalwood resides; Newport. week my wife was frantlo with headache for two days, she tried some of your CASCA RETS, How wanton thy waters her snowy feet —Impure, It Is true, but easily sus Jaundice — I see by the papers that and they relieved the pain in her head almost ceptible of purification by relining. lave. Immediately. We both recommend Cascarete. ” i Newport is ilkcly to be abandoned The discovery Is believed to be of As gathering aweet flowerets, she stems O h as . B tb DBF ord . Pittsburg Safe A Deposit Co., Pittsburg, Pa. shortly. thy clear wave! great value commercially, but Dr. Day | Bilious — Shortly? Great Scott! Can Newport be more abandoned than Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy has too much scientific business on CANDY hand to bother with exploiting a syn ! it lias been for the last ten years?— CATHARTIC green braes; thetic perfume, and makes the world Town Topics. Flow gently, sweet river, the theme of welcome to his lucky “fiud,” Inasmuch my lays; My Mary’s asleep by thy murmuring as the oil enn be got from petroleum A Slight Drawback. In endless quantities at a very cheap “Yes, it's a pleasure to see her eat Flow stream. gently, sweet Afton, disturb not rate it Is likely to drive the ordinary corn off tlio cob. Her teeth are so her dream. sandalwood oil, which is obtained by white and even and her lips are so full —Robert Burns. distillation from the weed, out of the lias the winningest Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do DO of red, and slio market. Good. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. p ise. But there was one thing I didn't How a Tramp Hawaii Wood. The destructive white nnt of India ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... j iike about it.” Harry Sanderson, manager for Tony and China, which devours nearly ev •t«rliag ll«m»<1y CaMpaay, ('idea*«, Meatrssl. New Tert. 317 i “What was that?” Pastor, who lives at Cranford, N. J., erything save metals, will not touch “It took five ears to satisfy her." not feeling particularly well, took a sandalwood, and that is one reason day off recently and remained at home. why so much of It is made up In cask From the window of his library he ob ets. boxes and similar articles that served n traiup entering his gate, and come from Asia. Most people are he walked down to the rear door to famllllar with the agreeable perfume meet him. It was the old story—a re of boxes made from this material quest for a meal. Having a load of uusawed wood In the shed, he told Homo I’ygmy Animals. the fellow that If he got to work and A species of dwarf elephant used to performed on the sawbuck for a brief live on the Island of Malta and In var period he would have something pre ious parts of Italy. Judging from the pared for him. You know when rich, red blood is coursing through V|l bones which remain, th<se animals, The tramp went to the shed and Im about the size of a large sheep, were the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the mediately the sound of vigorous saw somewhat numerous. A dwarf elephant beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair ing wan lie«>«d, stick after stick part Is a rarity now and no longer forms n skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state of ing under his energetic efforts. Calling distinct species, but Is considered rath I healthfulncss agd vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and the tramp Into the kitchen. Sanderson er a “freak.” to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure aud untainted. complimented him upon his energy, i A very beautiful species of pygmy | Fteople with good blood possess strong, and the tramp replied with a modest' I was in wretohed health; my blood air that whenever he had anything to deer Is found on the Sunda Islands : steady nerves and are blest with good These little creatures are not much lar was In bad order, my gums being appetites and digestion, and enjoy muoh ulcerated. I began the use do he generally paid attention to It. | ger titan a cat. but have «11 the points sound, refreshing sleep. If we could very of 8. S. S., and in a remarkably short The meal was eaten and ths tramp of a “well bred" deer. always maintain the purity of the time was sound and well. My appe expressed his thanks and departed. Among horses, Shetland ponies are blood then we might enjoy perpetual tite increased wonderfully end my Shortly after Sanderson went out to health, but it becomes infected and food agreed with me. I think it la a the shed and was surprised to And the pygmies. The ordinary tntisk of Central Africa Is a pigmy, or dwarf, poisoned and most of the ills that afflict fine family medicine. every stick of wood intact Upon In of only about tw enty Inches In -height I MBS. M. B. DA VIDOOM. humanity and undermine the constitu quiry In the village he ascertained that Bockmart, Oa. tion are caused by an impoverished he had been entertaining a stranded at the shoulder and three feet In or polluted condition of this vital fluid. ventriloquist, who was working his length. When the blood is diseased the skin Newspaper in tho Far North. For three years I had Tettar on my way back to New York from Hasten. [ loses its healthy appeal ancc, and the hands. Part of the time the dieeaaa Pa. The mean ehap had »Imply gone J There Is only one newspaper which complexion, its freshness and beauty was In the form of running aorea, Into the shed and given him Imitation Is published In the arctic circle, nml! and becomes red and rough and full of very painful and oauainy me much of sawing wood.—Rochester (N. Y.) that 1» the Nourlaunste. or Eastern pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly discomfort. Four doctors said the Herald. Star, which is Issued once a week st; Tetter had progressed too far to bo eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes Sigerfjord, In the extreme north of break out upon the body when the cured, and they could do nothing for Pauper Lunatics In Brltala. Norway. It Is written In the Lap lan ! blood is too poor or too thin and acid, me. I took only three bottles of B.S.S. Steadily for the last ten years the and is not supplying proper nourish snd was completely oured. This was number of certified pauper lunatics la gunge and Is a very small paper, con fifteen years ago, and I have never slating of onty four pages. Its con ! ment to the system. Debility, poor since seen any sign of my old trouble. the British Isles has been rising. Sim tents are chiefly short articles on re appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep ilarly, suicide Is Increasing all over the llglous subjects nnd Items of local [ MRS. L. B. JACKSON. •nd nervousness more often come from •37 St. Paul 8t.. Kansas Oity, Kas. country. Turn to the physical form news. The peculiarity of the little | •luggish, impure blood than any other and the tale Is the same. Army recruits and make it rich »how wtiree teeth to th« examining paper Is that It has no advertisements - cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost . properties . and nutritious again is the only ra'ional treatment, and the ptoper way to medical officer» every year. It has Just i probably because the wants of Its I get rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like 8. S. S to accomplish thia been found necessary to lower th« readers are few and easily satisfied. and it docs it promptly and thoroughly. Herr Budde Popular. 8. S. S. antidotes and removes from the »tandard of height, weight and chest blood all poisons and humors, and restores measurement to a degree which Is The popularity of Germany’s railway ' it to a normal, healthy condition, and in quite Indefinite. With all modern ath minister illerr Ru.Idei Is Illustrated b? vigorates and tones up the general health. letl.'.sm there 1» »till a definite tend the fact that nearly JD.(MW laboring When rich, red blood ia again flowing ency to increased Infinity and to phy» men bought his latest portrait—a litho through your veins all skin eruptions leal degeneration In Great Britain at graph costing 15 cents. disappear, the appetite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of the present day. Repute Diet Proh bited. those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more th« A man who works usually pay» his The eating of suakes. lizards, scor blessingsof good health. S. S. 8. is nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis easea. It contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable debts, as he has money. But the loaf pions, centipedes, tarantulas and other Write for free book. No charge for medical advice or other information er Is nearly always a dead beat, be reptiles Is p o . bl: ' by statu e in Kao ULS *e8ir,d TN£ SWIFT SPECIFIC CO- ATLANTA. CAa cause he baa no money. W. L. DOUGLAS •3.22 & *3 SHOES Z e ! You can save from $3 to $5 yearly by GOOD BLOOD SPEAKS FOR ITSBLFf A PROMINENT CHURCH WORKER SAYS SHE OWES HER LIFE TO PE-RU-NA. Mrs. Hattie La Fountain, Treas. Protective Home Circle and Catholic Ladies of Ohio, writes from Galion, O., as follows: any permanent improvement. Her treatment had cost her husband who was a poor man, hundreds of dol lars. They had been obliged to deny themselves many comforts of life in or der to get money enough to pay the physicians. The woman had become weak, ner vous and wretched, and scarcely abltj to keep out of bed. Her children were growing up neglected and ragged, because of the want cf a mother's care. Her husband was becoming discouraged and broken down with overwork. Picking up the paper one day she hapi>ened to read an item which con tained the news that Dr. Hartman would treat such cases free of charge by letter. She immediately wrote the «lector describing her ease, and giving him all her syniptoms. She soon received a letter telling her exactly what to do, and what medi cines ami appliances to get. She be gan the treatment (the principal reme dy being Peruna) at once, and in a few weeks she was well and strong again, able to do her own work. This offer of free home treatment to women is still open to all who may need the services of this eminent phy sician. All letters applying for treat ment will be promptly answered, and be held strictly confidential. Miss Annie Hoban, Post Pocahontas of Yemassee Council of Red Men (Woman’s Branch), writes from 872 Eighth Avenue, New York: “Three months ago I was troubled with backache and a troublesome heavi ness about the stomach. Sleep brought me no rest for it was a rest less sleep. The doctor said my nervous system was out of order but his pre scriptions didn’t seem to relieve me. I was told that Peruna was good for building up the nervous system. Af ter using it for two months I know now that it is. I want to say that it made a new woman of me. The torturing I symptoms have all disappeared and I I feel myself again. Peruna did me i more good than all the other medicines | I have taken.” ANNIE HOBAN. “After my first child was born 1 suffered for several months with bearing down pains accompanied by dreadful headaches. I was afraid my health was ruined for life, and felt very downcast about it. One day when a friend was visiting me she told me of Peruna and what it had done for her when she suf fered with irregular menstruation. My husband procurred a bottle the same evening and I began to take it daily according to directions. Before the first Miss Mamie Powell, Lake Charles, bottle was used I was entirely well, and you certainly have one grateful wo Louisiana, writes: man’s blessing. 1 have also advised my friends to use it.” “I sincerely believe that Peruna is MRS. HATTIE LA FOUNTAIN. I have known of cases of chronic ca tarrh which were cured in a short time, when a dozen different remedies had been exjierimentcd with and without good results. I use it myself when I Mrs. Julia M. Brown, Secretary of feel nervous and worn out, and I have the Woman’s State Federation of Cali always found that the results were most fornia, writes from 131J^ Fifth St., satisfactory.” JULIA M. BROWN. Los Angeles, Cal., as follows: I have never known of any patent HER 8REH FORTUNE medicine which did what it professed to do except Peruna. This remedy A Woman Saved From Life-Long docs much more than it claims, and while I have never advocated any med Misery and Made Happy icine I feel that it is but justice to and Useful. speak a good word for it because I have A woman confined to the house for found it to be such a rare exception. “I have known several women who several years with a chronic female were little better than physical wrecks, derangemnet had finally given up hope mothers who dragged out a miserable, of being cured. painful existence, but were made well She had tried physician after physic and strong through the use of Peruna. ian, and remedy after remedy, without Secretary Woman’s State Federation Says: “Pe-ru-na Does More Than Is Claimed for It.” woman’s best friend, for it has certain ly been that to me. I had had head aches, backaches and other aches every month for a long time, but shortly af ter I began taking Peruna this was a thing of the past, and I have good reason to be grateful. I take a bottle every spring and fall now, and that keeps my health perfect, and I certain ly am more robust now than I have been before and am weighing more. I do not think anyone will be disappoint ed in the results obtained from the use of I’eruna.” MISS MAMIE POWELL. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na. write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President ol The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. From a Canadian View. flood Advice. Well Informed. Young Physician—If it is imposible Mrs. Knicker—Is Mrs. Jones a well to determine the nature of the disease, informed woman? Mrs. Bocker—Yes, indeed; her cook what is the proper thing to do? Old Doctor—Look wise and say noth has lived with all the other families in the neighborhood.—Harper’s Bazaar. ing. Two Boer generals have purchased 100,000 acres of land for colonization purposes in Mexico. It is evident that recognition in South Africa is not advancing rapidly. St. Jacobs Oil keeps right along curing A good thing Ilves and takes on new life, and so Pains and Aches. < > Price 25c. end 5Oc. ■ • The Wisdom of It. *‘Silence in a man gives him a repu tation for wisdom.” “Very properly; it indicates that the man has wisdom enough to know when to keep his mouth shut.”—Baltimore Herald. B tate or O hio , C ity of T oledo , i . L ucas C ounty . | F rank J. C heney makes oath that he Is the senior par ter of the firm of F. J. C heney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of H all ' s C atarrh C ure . FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. a i A. W. GLEASON, notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is tasen internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, 75c. 12^2- I Hall's Family Pills are the best. I VETCH SEEDS ALSO ALL KINDS OF GRASS AND CLOVER SEED Send for Autumn Catalog Free. Mann, the Seedman, ,8sui.T‘ Portland, Or. Cause for Happiness. “Oh, look what a pretty kitten, mamma!” exclaimed small Harry. “Yes,” replied his mother, “and, just think, it never cries.” “Well, no wonder,” replied the youngster. “It doesn’t have its neck washed.”—Exchange. • ORDER QUICK—Special bargain list, new goods. South Bend Steel 1‘1< ws. wood beams. • 4 in., fit’: South Rend (’tilled Plows, wood beams, 14 in.. >7.70; S >uth Bend Chilled Plows wood beams, 8 in., |3.50; all >izes and styles in plows. Young America Cream Separator, No :W, J.V.; Steel Wind Mill,Moot. $.2; Wood Wheel Wind Mill, 12-foot. F’>5, Write us for prices on anything in the machinery line. Reierson Ma chinery Co., foot of Mo rison St., Portland, Or. Piso s Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, St druggists. — [RELIANCE’^ Wand still in j the lead-J w aowej ?5 < Circumstances Alter Cases. “The boys are throwing stones at a Dolly—What place does Mrs. Rush I poor peddler.” “Outrageous!” er hold in the 400? “That’s what I think.” Kitty—Oh, she’s one of the naughts. “Whose boys are they?” —Baltimore American. “Yours.” “Oh, well, boys will lie boys. Let | the children play.”—Chicago Post. Her Place. Bad Waterproof Oiled Clothing BLACK OB. YELLOW Mother* will find Mr*. Winslow's Soothing ; ?rrup the best remedy to use for their children j tie teething season. «Alt BV ALL KUAaU MALtR» MAM “ I had a bad cough for six weeks and could find no relief until I tried Ayer’s Cherry Pecto ral. Only one-fourth of the bottle cured me.” L. Hawn, Newington, Ont. Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, or consumption. Don’t wait, but take Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral just as soon as your cough begins. A few doses will cure you then. Three «Im : ISc.. Stc . SI. All drvnteta. Consult your doctor. If he » ay « take tt, then do •• he »ay«. If he tell» you not to take tt. then don’t take tt. He kuowe. Leave tt with him We a-e willing J. < ATER CO.. Lowell. Xu». Fortune Teller (to gaily dressed girl) —Your husband will be a poor man— unlesN— Maiden (eagerly)—Unless what? Fortune Teller—“You dress more economically after marriage than you do now.”—London Tit-Bits. riTft Permanently c ured, two Ate or nervousness I I I U after first day’s use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Raaton r Send fbr FrreS2 tr'al bottle and treatise» Dr R. U. Kllue, Ltd usi Arch Bt. Philadelphia, P* Educational Idea. «»M BY A. J. Tower Co. Boston, Mass. V.SJL Unwelcome Advice. TOW« CAHAMAN CO. UMct TWi-XTO, CAR. Liver Pills That’s what you need; some thing to cure your biliousness, and regulate your bowels. You need Ayer’s Pills. Vegetable; gently laxative. “Have you heard the latest educa tional item?” aAked Biggs. ¡ Want your moustache or beard' “No,” replied Wiggs, “what is it?” a beautiful brown or rich black? Usel “They have just decided,” said Biggs, “to rewrite the primer in words of five syllables for Boston children.” -p.m .- tb FRr. f _. ball a <x>., wa < hi - a , y b | ’BUCKINGHAM'S DYE' P. M. U.
